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Sun August 15, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It has come to this: Back to School? Bring your own toilet paper, children. It's okay, you can buy it with your ObamaBucks ®
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(169)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Six ways to get totally boned when you buy a car, pic seems to be correct
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(73)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
24 Hour Fitness rolls out fingerprint-based ID entry system. If you plan on heading to the gym in 26 minutes, you might want to give yourself some more time
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(23)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apple executive charged with taking kickbacks after leaking corporate secrets to Asian tech firms. But have you seen the new apps for the iPad and the awesomely cool iPhone 4? Jobs rules, Gates drools
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Feds charge contractor for over-charging feds
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(9)
 


Sat August 14, 2010
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
There's a stock market indicator known as "The Hindenberg Omen" that's supposed to predict major market meltowns. NYSE hit the criteria for that last week
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(90)
 
(some bear)
 
 
 
Dingleberries must now be visible in all new Charmin commercials
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(67)
 
(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
One reason to question Forbes lists: They're about as well done as freshman social studies reports
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(5)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Did you kick yourself for not buying stock in Google or Apple when they first went public? Mark your calendars, 'cause the new IPO from GM is a comin'
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(70)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The garishness of Times Square advertisements is the inevitable result of race-to-the-bottom competition. Wait, what, they're government mandated?
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(16)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hope and change are working out most wonderfully for hard-charging up-and-coming Wall Street douchebags, who can now get federal backing for loans on luxury condos in Manhattan starting at $820K
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(28)
 


Fri August 13, 2010
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
While you may not think it's possible to f*ck up marketing at KFC, franchise owners say that corporate is, in fact, doing just that
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Internal memos from the Wells Fargo case prove overdraft fees aren't meant as a way to penalize the irresponsible, they're a massive three-card-monte game in which banks plot with regulators to take as much of your money as possible
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(28)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
*Spins wheel* Oracle is suing *throws dart* Google over *rolls dice* Java
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(41)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
News: PETA pissed at Dodge for using a monkey in one of their commercials. Fark: a DYNAMITE MONKEY Total Fark: Dodge tries to appease PETA by turning it into an INVISIBLE DYNAMITE MONKEY
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(155)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Economy's getting better now. No? Riiiiight now No? Here it is, here it is...nnnnooow Still no? A timeline of Obamanomic cheerleading
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(281)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Expedia, Delta, and Bank of America team up, form bad customer service Voltron
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(56)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Feeling they're also being screwed by Hurd, HP Shareholders sue over $21.2m package
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
No two-hour lunch break? How can we live under such tyranny? "God knows if that would mean ordering McDonald's for company lunch presentations"
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(26)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you can understand a form of English; Australia and New Zealand are hiring and life is great. Throw your job on the barbie, mate
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(65)
 


Thu August 12, 2010
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Toledo's most famous wiener joint about to go tits up
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(54)
 
(gasbuddy)
 
 
 
YMMV
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(66)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Recovery Summer? Consumer spending is actually worse than it was last summer, which, as you might remember, sucked decaying moose prong
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Further proof we're in the Summer of Recovery™ - Initial jobless claims are at their highest levels in six months. Say it with me: "If the economy keeps recovering like this, we're all screwed"
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(391)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pub for sale. Patrons require good walking shoes or a sturdy boat
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(10)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The more exuberantly irresponsible you were with your home equity loan, the better
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(297)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
JetBlue jumper was not having a gay old time even before the flight left the gate
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(243)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
GM earns $1.3 billion in the second quarter, once again proving that you can sell crap for a price, and people will pay you for it
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(123)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Greyhound heads off labour dispute
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(24)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
On the bright side, there are 25% fewer surly airline employees for you to deal with than there were a decade ago
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(7)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch suing Skype over the "Sky" part of their name. Apparently he even owns the rights to the sky now
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(44)
 


Wed August 11, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DJIA ready to drop, again. No seriously, this time we mean it
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(49)
 
(Some guys who don't watch TV)
 
 
 
Latest report from N.C. Clouseau Economic Research Institute: People who watch TV ads for crap they don't need are more likely to go into debt buying crap they don't need
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unemployment forcing home sellers to cut prices. That and the fact that a forty year old, three bedroom tract home was never really worth $750,000
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(124)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo loses overdraft fee case, meaning they'll have to find some other way to change the membership agreement fine print in order to take as much of your money as possible
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(89)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Japanese whisky distillers eye the U.S. market. Consumers can expect a full bodied whisky with hints of tentacle and used panties
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(158)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Vice president of video and entertainment leaves Myspace, making it the first relevant thing to happen to Myspace in months
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
'Net neutrality activists slam Google and Verizon for their 'tiered' internet plan. Because everyone knows nobody on the internet is willing to pay even $5 extra for premium content
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(42)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Call Parker Lewis and synchronize your Swatches; the Swiss watchmaker is poised to make a huge comeback
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(84)
 


Tue August 10, 2010
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
All dead tree media is on its way out the do...what? New York Magazine is an editorial jewel enjoying a renaissance?
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Productivity declined in the second quarter. Submitter is sure some of you posting from work will dispute that
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(39)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
FoxNews might be the #1 cable news channel, but they're dead last in the photoshop skills department
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(54)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Great news: fewer California homeowners are underwater on their mortgages; not so good news: because they're losing their homes to foreclosure
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(156)
 


Mon August 09, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's Monday, so here's your latest iPhone on Verizon rumor. This time for sure
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(74)
 
(Outside the Beltway)
 
 
 
Degree mills like University of Phoenix are defrauding their students? Who knew?
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(160)
 
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
That jar of change you scrounged up to hit the CoinStar with to try and pay rent with? Blow it on Facebook Game Credits instead
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(30)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Looks like someone doesn't like Sara Lee; their CEO is stepping down
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(15)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Story about people who have been out of work for two years finally taking action: they will be protesting on Wall Street Thursday afternoon for more unemployment benefits. How long do you believe is too long to be out of work?
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(632)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Companies that engaged in short-sighted "extreme downsizing" during the Great Recession may have chosen short-term profits and given up greater long-term success
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another sign the recovery is underway: Coffee and Smoothie sales jump. At Starbucks and Tropical Smoothie? No, McDonald's
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Actress at center of HP CEO scandal says no I/O occurred
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(53)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Yet another reason to wish you were Swiss
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In today's horrible economy, rising unemployment and debt to the moon there is only one answer: more casinos
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How has Amway survived the recession? Simple - abandon selling in the U.S. for selling in China. And getting the U.S. government to negotiate for permission from China to do it
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(44)
 

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