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Sun August 08, 2010
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
60% of male teenagers in the workforce want to punch their co-workers in the face. 40% want to punch their bosses in the face. Subby asumes those percentages are filled out with kicks to the groin
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Coffee shops to reduce wireless access in an effort to drive off freeloading telecommuters and refocus on pompous self-impressed coffee snobs
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(38)
 
(madison.com)
 
 
 
Soon you can go to Walgreens for your toothpaste, typing paper, sinus meds, Edys ice cream AND get your drink on
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(52)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"99ers", people who have been unemployed for more than 99 weeks plan rally on Wall St. to demand extension of uemployment benefits. Rally organizers expect large turnout if there's nothing good on Oprah
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(145)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Five reasons why losers hate Apple
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(460)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The Inflation bubble may be popping. Everybody get into interest bearing bonds. Er. Panic
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pricey 3-seat bicycles become popular in Japan, thanks to government subsidies and rental systems intended to encourage adults to have more children
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(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The iPhone 4 has been such a huge success that Apple has decided to let the head of the iPhone and iPod Division go
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
10 Ways to Ruin Your Retirement
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(43)
 


Sat August 07, 2010
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
In a bid to get on the radar of tourists, Ottumwa, Iowa, has restyled itself as the video-game capital of the world, hoping to mash the dreams of any competitors
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(24)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Stripper claims that her $70,000 degree in Game Art and Design from EDMC is worthless. No word if she paid for the degree in singles
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
80-year-old billionaires recount false memories of how their paper route at age 12 made them luckier bastards today then you'll ever be
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(43)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Raising the taxes on cigarettes in New Hampshire has led to an increase in sales of cigarettes in Maine
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Jordan blocks workers from over 50 internet sites after finding they waste more than 3 hrs. a day on them. Three hrs. ....phhhttt, amateurs
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(6)
 


Fri August 06, 2010
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HP CEO resigns after trying to connect his peripheral to various unparallel ports
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(140)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Back-to-school sales figures down for July on news that it was July and our kids just got OUT of school, you dipshiat corporate knobs
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(56)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Christina Romer provides the economy with the best news it's had in 18 months, she's waddling her fat ass back to academia to poison more children's minds
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
So what if 1-out-of-10 Americans can't get a job. It's not as if the dollars they would be paid would be worth much anyway
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(48)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Giving new meaning to the term "dung beetle", company creates poo-powered volkswagen
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(23)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
American Airlines now charging a fee to reduce fees
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(22)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Cash-strapped governments increasingly push alcohol sales at airports to boost revenue, disregarding fears of drunk travelers halting takeoffs and roving pushcarts selling booze on the concourses
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(12)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
President Obama lost 131,000 jobs in July. Please email the White House if you happen to find them
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Going to school? Here's 20 degrees to avoid if you want to make money
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(212)
 
(Churchie McFlanders)
 
 
 
Man who turned part of his house in to a church loses his tax battle. Pays his $239,000 tax bill. Just kidding. He's suing
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(33)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Remaining oil could be worth billions. BP exec's mouths watering
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(47)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Wendy's to enter Russian fast-food market next year, looking forward to making hot Russian women look like models from "where's the beef" fashion show commercial
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(21)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Taco Bell unveils Mexican-style street tacos to compete with taco trucks, causing snobby foodies to recoil with outrage
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Thu August 05, 2010
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Hyundai unveils its first ever luxury sedan, the Equus, by offering to go to prospects' homes and let them test-drive it there
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(50)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Japanese architects begin to specialize in ultra-tiny homes on parcels as small as 300 square feet but feel bigger than that. "People tend to think of homes simply in terms of floor space. We architects think in 3-D"
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(48)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
First-time jobless claims fail to drop last week. Naturally, this is a surprise to analysts
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(40)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Coca-cola: "no consumer could reasonably be misled into thinking vitaminwater was a healthy beverage"
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(105)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Another sign that we are in the recovery: 18 consecutive months of record-setting food stamp participation
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(159)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The SEC unveils its most powerful weapon yet against Wall Street greed and corruption: Greed. Whistleblowers are now eligible to be paid up to 1/3 of anything the SEC recovers from dirty deals they drop a dime on
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(87)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
U.S. reassures U.A.E that the N.S.A can decrypt Blackberry messages
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(40)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
BP doing something today with well they were supposedly done messing with yesterday. This is not a repeat of tomorrow's news, or the next day's, or
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(23)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
After 107 years in Milwaukee, Harley-Davidson could leave. Vroooooooooom
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(98)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart has begun posting signs to warn you to keep your receipts handy for the door greeter sentinels; if you don't, there will be trouble
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(220)
 


Wed August 04, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tax cheating...Greek Style
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(33)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Toyota's quarterly profits suddenly accelerate to $2.2 billion
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(29)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
ADP reports 42,000 jobs added in July. For more information on why this is not good news please click the numbers to the right
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(44)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With stock shares sliding almost 40% since June, Barnes and Noble decide now is the best time to sell the company. Book it. Done
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(19)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Meet (or at least read about) the man who is the Robber Baron of the foreclosure industry: David J. Stern. Never heard of him? That's how he prefers it
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(70)
 


Tue August 03, 2010
(ABC)
 
 
 
Spirit Airline considering a fee to talk to employees at the airport
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pending home sales down to lowest levels since 2001, but things should pick up after the lenders finish their foreclosures sometime next year
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(98)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Volvo's new Chinese owners pledge to expand global market share, focus on safety, learn to pronounce "Volvo"
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(40)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Unemployment may go up before it comes down...according to man who wanted $700 billion to save Wall Street because $700 billion is a "really big number"
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(75)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs promises not to spend any of its profits on political advertising, preferring to buy legislators outright
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Li Lu in line to replace Warren Buffett, get multipass
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(43)
 


Mon August 02, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Newsweek sells for $1 to Congresswoman's husband. Of course, he will be required to pay full price for the magazine of the month every month for the next three years
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(55)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Have you ever caught yourself wondering what the origin of the modern supermarket was? Well this is the article for you, and you need a hobby
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(61)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You were told to think of your portfolio as a pyramid. Wrong. It should be shaped like a barbell, or Barbarella
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(46)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"The NHS has chosen not to renew its £500 million contract with the NHS." Your quizzical dog wants to understand
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Activision will unveil pay-to-play by Christmas
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(139)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Some BP gas station owners are thinking of going back to the Amoco name. If they don't like the name British Petroleum, why not go back to BP's original name...Gulf Oil?
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New ad campaign pushes sales of Old Spice up by 1900%. I'm on a pile of money
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(90)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Target CEO says his company dropping 150 grand on Republican's campaign is free speech but boycotts of Target are "sad"
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(229)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America's economy is so bad that Chinese counterfeiters can't make a living with fake Louis Vuitton bags, and are reduced to making knockoff Uggs and Angel Soft toilet paper
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(82)
 

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