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Sun August 01, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
A sign that the economy is recovering - more trash?
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(26)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
America's oldest family farm up for sale after computer bug puts owners on terrorist watch list
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(41)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner dishes on his love for blonds, Viagra, sex and more Viagra
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(23)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Real estate and the middle class - where can you buy (Featured Partner)
 
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chicago faces $654 million deficit, thanks to all the dough they waste making those godawful pizzas
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(61)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Michigan bikini baristas make sales rise, among other things
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How to save a million dollars by age 65
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(208)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan, the one Republican even Democrats think is smart, opines on the federal funds rate. Paul Krugman facepalms
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(55)
 


Sat July 31, 2010
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Apple set the bar pretty low for naming tablets with the iPad, and Blackberry shimmies under that bar with the Blackpad
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(59)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Our alcohol budget rivals a Third World country's GDP
 
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Brewmasters edging closer to creating a beer that will get you hammered by the end of the six-pack, known in scientific circles as "The Curtis Limit"
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(94)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Madonna launching new prostitot clothing line
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yes, the new Porsche is AWESOME looking.. and it's a hybrid, so it'll end up paying for itself in only 4-5 hundred thousand years
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(41)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
How dare Obama help subsidize the price of electric cars so that their costs can quickly drop and the industry can save the world. How dare he?
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(68)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chevy increasing production of Volt for 2012. Because if there's one thing Americans need in these tough economic times, it's a $41,000 electric car
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(84)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, Milton Friedman, whose economic policies either caused the current recession, or could have saved us from it
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(25)
 
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Unilever is stalking you and your kids with GPS tracking devices in their products. If you live in Brazil. For now
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(12)
 
(Some Dept Store Con Woman)
 
 
 
Woman falls for makeover ploy: "My daughter said I looked like a clown and my husband said I looked the way I always do - two extremes that, opposed though they are, suggested that the system I had just purchased might not be worth it"
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(160)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Apple decides to patent the entire Internet. Except for the porn, of course
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(36)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
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(21)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Ex-Yahoo exec who authored infamous "Peanut Butter Manifesto" moves on to AOL, disses Yahoo for their pathetic turnaround attempts and failing to acknowledging they have a "big f-ing problem"
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(15)
 


Fri July 30, 2010
(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft plans an emergency Windows fix for a vulnerability that allows malware installation. But don't worry -- it only affects software that runs power plants and other infrastructure
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(31)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
China passes Japan to become the world's second largest economy. Wait... That's not funny at all
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(27)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Focus on the Family allows more people to do just that, if you don't mind standing in the unemployment line
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(19)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Facebook delays IPO for at least a year, or until they collect 99% of planet's private data
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(30)
 
(Some Government)
 
 
 
US GDP continues to grow in Q2, failing to double dip. Why does the US GDP hate ice cream?
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(64)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Somebody needs to tell America that cutting down on brand name toothpaste so you can buy an iPad is not how one goes about saving money
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(37)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gallant : "I add to my 401K regularly". Goofus : "Considering future tax increases it's a waste of time and money". Gallant : "Hmmmm"
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(98)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
President Barack Obama saved Detroit from devolving into a Mad Max style post-apocalyptic city. You might want to say "thanks"
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(117)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, Exxon-Mobil makes a little more than $1,400 a second. "How do you fight something that big? Something that rich?"
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(55)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Toyota announces 13th and 14th recall campaigns of 2010, continues touting high quality. Even Consumer Reports isn't buying this crap any longer
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nissan cars will pump breathable vitamin C to moisturize skin. Insert joke here about your mom in the back seat doing it a different way
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(18)
 
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Top 7 U.S. foreign sources of oil. #7 is a real shocker
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(69)
 


Thu July 29, 2010
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Criticized for a profanity-laden e-mail showing it was screwing its customers, Goldman Sachs decides to ... ban swearing in e-mails
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(54)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Nintendo posts first loss in two years on news you can only sell so many consoles without making any must-have games for it
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(173)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Foreclosures up in 75 percent of top U.S. metro areas, good thing I live in a suburban box
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(61)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your cable network may be under a hiring freeze, but when the company's creepy old billionaire owner tells you to find a job for his cute little girlfriend, you find something for her to do
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All electric cars qualifying for California's $5000 rebate and permission to carry a single rider in an HOV lane please roll forward. Not so fast there, Chevy Volt
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(293)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
General Dynamics: "We're in the business of death. Gentlemen, business is GREAT"
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(36)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Frozen yogurt store finds itself caught in the middle of a [TERM REDACTED] of legal action
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(43)
 


Wed July 28, 2010
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It took less than a week for financial institutions to find loopholes in the new regulations, which is a long time, since they probably paid to have them put there in the first place
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(32)
 
(Points and Figures)
 
 
 
Hiring some sketchy dude off the street with no experience, compared with someone with a little experience, might not be such a bad idea. Here comes the statistics
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Six hated CEOs who still make more in a day than you make all year
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(28)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Durable goods orders fall on news the recession is sustainable
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oil prices slide on news that US has oceans of it
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(11)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Japan looks outside her borders for labor. Hmmm, this sounds familiar
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(66)
 
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
Apple still releasing updates for a perfect operating system
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(80)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Boeing Profit Falls, Thankfully Doesn't Crash
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(3)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Gamestop buys flash game site Kongregate. Now every time you go to play a flash game you will be asked to purchase a strategy guide, whether you want to play a used copy and to pre-order something else
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Evidence is mounting that smoking cessation drug Chantix can lead to aggression and violnec G@$%^MN STUPID KEYBOARD
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(40)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Two leading economists wielding complex quantitative models say you're not standing in a bread line
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(97)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Telefónica buys out Portugal Telecom after raising its bid to 7.5 brazillion euros
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(4)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sprint/Nextel reports increase in customers. This is not a repeat from...from...well, it sure as hell isn't a repeat from the last three years
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(40)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
A study of 91 fiscal stimulus programs in 21 developed economies between 1970 and 2007 by Harvard's Alberto Alesina found tax cuts were more stimulative than government spending
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(397)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hot, dry summer is damaging nation's tobacco crop. If only there was some way to utilize tobacco by exposing it to a source of high heat
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most evil company on Earth beats earning estimates. Difficulty: not BP
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(49)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Think you can use your credit card on your next trip to Europe? Think again
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(101)
 


Tue July 27, 2010
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
If it's true that the collective know what individuals don't, then we're boned
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(19)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dear customers, We at Bank of America have decided to ignore the CARD Act and are not going to disclose the default APR that we'll charge you if you can't pay your credit card bill. Signed "A bank too big to fail"
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(42)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You know it is pretty much over for Western Civilization when Snooki and friends ring the opening bell at the NYSE
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(127)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
BP uses accounting method to ensure that US and UK taxpayers pay for the cost of the Gulf oil spill cleanup through the cunning use of tax credits. Hahaha, you thought BP would pay for it? Sucker
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sticker shock: Chevy Volt to debut at $41,000
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(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Bank of America charges $30 to stop a check. News: Every six months. Fark: Forever
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(377)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tony Hayward: BP was "a model of corporate social responsibility." Just ask his fellow CEO friends, Jeff Skilling, Michael Milkin, and C. Montgomery Burns
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(23)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The tinfoil hat set are flocking to gold bullion in record numbers, including financial doomsdayers, Y2K'ers, survivalists, top hedgefund managers. Wait, what?
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(68)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
40 years too late, EU open anti-trust probe into IBM's mainframe business
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(20)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Larry Ellison of Oracle made the most money of any business executive over the past decade, $1.8 billion, mostly on options. Steve Jobs made $748 million, none of that in salary or iPhone 4 coupons
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A study by the socialist class-warriors at the notoriously liberal Federal Reserve Bank of Boston shows that credit card fees and reward programs are effectively a wealth transfer program from the poor to the rich
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(298)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You should support green-minded companies like Seventh Generation, they'd never sell their souls to those greedmeisters at Wal-Mart- oh, they did? Never mind
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(37)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Some locals refer so-called "spillionaires" who were paid small fortunes by Exxon to help clean. Who will be the BP spillionaires ?
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(10)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Icahn haz lawsuit? Yes, plz
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(11)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fail: 0% of Surveyed Twitter users would pay to use the service
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(49)
 


Mon July 26, 2010
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bailout guru Kashkari (no joke): let's get rid of Social Security so we can better serve billionaire bankers
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(85)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
To stimulate the economy, the government about to give out $300 billion to companies with bad credit and questionable business practices
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(19)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Check your credit record for its multiple mistakes: "In a more civilized society than ours, the people who run the credit industry would all be bankrupted by defamation lawsuits or jailed for fraud"
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(35)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Tim Geithner rightfully points out he can still afford to buy a gold plated Ferrari even if you let the Bush tax cuts expire
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(118)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tehran exchange begins trading futures. Explosive growth expected
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(18)
 

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