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Sun July 25, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If you've always thought Apple fanboys were a lot like relgious fanatics, you weren't wrong. Here comes the science
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
BP has been cleared of any negligence in the Gulf oil spill by an investigation....launched by BP
source: topnews.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After spilling a couple hundred thousand gallons of oil into the gulf, BP reports loss. Just kidding, they are expected to report a profit of $1.39 a share
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(78)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Stuff so secret, we can't talk about it. Also we forgot what it was
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you get if you cross a '71 Pinto engine with a custom chopper? I don't know what to call it, but this guy has one up for sale. Oregon: it's like Florida with trees and mountains
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(80)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tony Hayward is expected to announce his resignation as CEO of BP within the next 24 hours. Subby hopes he can get on with his life. In hell
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(168)
 
(CFO Magazine)
 
 
 
Stock up on canned goods and ammo; We're pretty much farked for the next five years. Thanks, mom and dad
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The rich are getting richer, everyone else is getting poorer, and here are 22 statistics to prove it. But don't worry, more tax cuts for the wealthy will save us
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(217)
 


Sat July 24, 2010
(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Apple launches multi-million-dollar campaign attacking other phone manufacturers. Because apparently that's cheaper than, you know, fixing a flawed design
source: appleinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(337)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
THOUSAND DOLLAR TASTY: London Chef Creates 'World's Most Expensive Burger.' It Costs Nearly $2000. In Other News, 80% Of Humanity Lives On Less Than $10 Per Day.
 
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Did you ever wish that Wells Fargo Bank would dump the annoying fees at their ATM's? Well, they did....in Antarctica
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(27)
 
(Liquor.com)
 
 
 
Hipster bartenders are following gourmet chefs out into field, maintaining 500-square-foot "bar gardens" to produce sustainable, locavore, earth-friendly fruits and herbs for their artisanal cocktails
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congratulations Harvey Mudd graduates, you make more money than grads from every other school. Sorry Coker College grads, you'll be paying off those student loans for the rest of your life
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(62)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Number of FDIC bank seizures enters triple digits. This is not a repeat from last year
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Oracle co-president to Fortune: "We're going to spend $70 billion on new acquisitions." Oracle to BusinessWeek: "We have no idea what the hell he's talking about"
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(6)
 


Fri July 23, 2010
(American Spectator)
 
 
 
Ben Stein says the reason you're still unemployed and deserve to be destitute is... anyone? Anyone? Your poor work habits and inability to do a day's work. Another reason is... anyone? Anyone? Your overbearing and unpleasant personality
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(127)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tattoos becoming less a barrier to employment. The SuicideGirl in accounting still won't sleep with you, though
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
GM to offer loans to sub-prime borrowers. :: facepalm ::
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Good news: American companies are profitable again. Bad news: They're hoarding the cash, and not using any of it to hire your unemployed ass
source: newsweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(359)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Feds to restrict student aid for career education type colleges. Your dental assistant wants a philosophy degree
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
80% of bank bonuses weren't merited. Apparently they haven't checked into the other 20% yet
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's better than casual Fridays at the office? Lazy Fridays at the office. "The Friday early head-to-the-pub is almost the unwritten rule"
source: couriermail.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(230)
 
(Some creditworthy guy)
 
 
 
Credit card agreements are written on average at a 12th grade reading level, meaning your average high school graduate cannot understand them
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(73)
 


Thu July 22, 2010
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The economy is picking up steam, banks are raising interest rates and the dollar is stronger. Too bad it's only in Canada
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Federal government orders company to pay employees $341,000 for uncompensated overtime. Company cuts employees' pay by $341,000 so everything comes out even
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's a new credit card sheriff in town. Empty balance? Paying off monthly? High credit score? We don't like your kind around here
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Vator.tv)
 
 
 
Like you won't believe it, like I went to Facebook and now it's all like whatever
source: vator.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Would Thomas Jefferson back the financial overhaul bill?
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Existing home sales fall 5.1 percent; imaginary homes sales flat
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(26)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Walmart, Best Buy in sub-$300 laptop price war
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(89)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games until someone has to follow the rules and regulations
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to upgrade an old phone into a Porsche
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Non-profit Blue Cross and Blue Shield sat on billions in profits while raising rates on all of their customers for the past decade. Well, thank god they are non-profit
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(86)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Music industry: "damm, all that cash we were getting for free on blank CD sales is drying up, mind if we tack on an extra $14 bucks to each cell phone purchase, them things can hold songs too"
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(149)
 


Wed July 21, 2010
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: A peephole is discovered in a Howard Johnson hotel. Fark: Howard Johnson is still in business
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(41)
 
(Some AT&T sucker)
 
 
 
Dear Verizon customers: BWAHAHAHAHAHA *points finger* Signed, T-Mobile
source: cultofmac.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
People who just want to have some stability and save for the future are angered by a new tax law that was inserted into the health care legislation
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mortgage modification program "a bust"
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Passenger: You lost my luggage, how about refunding my baggage fee? Airline: No. Passenger: Okay, how about a $5 million lawsuit?
source: komonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Median duration of unemployment, Leon, getting larger
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Wal Mart recalls chicken nuggets due to contamination, possibly from real chicken
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite all the doom and gloom about the economy, one group is doing just fine -- the rich
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Hurting the unemployed by stimulation. "The results indicate that a one week increase in potential benefit duration increases the average duration of the unemployment spells of UI recipients by 0.16 to 0.20 weeks"
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(56)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Senate voting today to extend unemployment benefits. Democrats say the unemployment benefits are necessary for those currently out of work and those who will lose their jobs--like Democrats in November
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(329)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Not News: Airline CEO sues competitor. Fark: For revoking his free travel benefits. Tag is for the competitor's response
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(47)
 


Tue July 20, 2010
(UPI)
 
 
 
Crude oil prices listless, slightly down. May take a hot shower and curl up in bed with some cocoa and trashy romance novel
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(12)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Heat and humidity got you down? Head on over to Sears, where it's Christmastime already
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Those May new home construction numbers, well, they were worse than we reported, but not as bad as June's
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering whether Steve Jobs treats his investors with the same contempt as his customers, the answer is yes. Yes, he does
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(42)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Earnings, Wall Street is disappoint
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Mozilla has increased the reward it pays for security bugs sixfold to $3,000
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Having a baby? Say goodbye to your mortgage approval
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 


Mon July 19, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amazon says that Kindle books are now outselling hardcovers. Those aren't tears in Subby's eyes, it's just dust from slamming a book closed
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(181)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Geography according to Target: Leaning Tower of Pisa now in Rome
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
After two weeks of a pay wall, the London Times has 15,000 online subscribers, online traffic has dropped two-thirds, and, oddly, most of the commenters now congregate in Total Times Discussion
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Makeup company forced to apologize for naming a lipstick shade after Juarez, Mexico
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(21)
 
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Personal finance website Wesabe to shut down due to lack of funds
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(8)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Half of Americans have less than $2,000 banked for their golden years
source: alternet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Got a FICO score below 500? No FHA loan for you. In other news, the FHA was insuring mortgages to those with a FICO score below 500
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(116)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Online news sites like Politico may be sweat shops. Meanwhile, your place of work is a lush, verdant Eden, but nobody knows that because you don't have reporters working there to tell anyone
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Latest spat between Texas and IBM over $900 million contract may cost the...um...maker of...hmm...what does IBM do again?
source: govtech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Just how accurate are the comparisons between the current financial situation, and the Great Depression?
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Netflix coming to Canada, will face a torrent of challenges
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(39)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Moody's downgrades Irish government debt from Guinness to Coors Light
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Companies announce that they plan to hire some people at some point, maybe, possibly. Seriously, they mean it this time
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
While Boeing and Airbus have been competing over who has the biggest baddest passenger airplane, a Canadian company has been eroding their market share on single-aisle passenger airplanes
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(41)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Now that Amazon.com is fifteen years old, it's time to take a trip down the memory lane that is e-commerce
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow may crash to 7,500. This is a repeat from 1930
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 

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