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Sun July 11, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple Store opens in Shanghai, across the street from the Epple Store, just down the road from the RedFruitComputers Shop and next to the WindowSoft Emporium
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(38)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Golden Arches, an indicator on currency valuation
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nom Nom Media is hiring, so long as you are not a Liverpool fan
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(5)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Sort of like Thunderdome, but with alcohol. And cats
 
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Some companies have a problem with their summer interns showing up to work in bootie shorts and belly shirts
source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The five best and worst Mountain Dews of all time
source: thatsbadass.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The day that Google died
source: futuristspeaker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Record Online)
 
 
 
Those farking corporate bastards have even farked up s'mores, by supersizing the marshmallow. As if your typical Walmarty pantload has the wherewithal to make a campfire, and the attention span to make a s'more
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Professor finds potential Toyota electronics problem; company grateful. Just kidding; they've been after him ever since
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(28)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The next stock market crash is imminent as investors scream: "GET ME INTO CASH"
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American credit card debt falls 13%. Good news, right? Nope
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(73)
 


Sat July 10, 2010
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wall Street goes on a hiring binge in anticipation of a recovering economy. Based on their past predictions we're all pretty much screwed
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(23)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts supreme court says towns are allowed to award contracts based on fraudulent bids as long as town officials know the bidder is lying
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(18)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wendy's introduces a new line of salads with "real" ingredients . A big improvement on the processed immitation lettuce they previously used
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(30)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Citing "uncertainty" over Obama's drilling policies, American company will leave American waters for international opportunities "immediately" taking thousands of jobs with it
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(261)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British wine expert shocked to discover that bargain £5 Pouilly-Fuisse he bought at Tesco was actually cheap plonk. Key discoveries: screw-top cap, and the label "looked photocopied"
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(32)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada may sue BP over oil leak... Wait.. What??
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(20)
 


Fri July 09, 2010
(ABC)
 
 
 
FAA: Delayed flights over 3 hours are subject to $1 million dollar fine. Airlines: Fine, we'll just cancel them. Consumer: fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
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(263)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Wait, what are we up to this year? FDIC no longer waiting for close of business
source: weblogs.baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Is 10% unemployment the new 5%?
source: curiouscapitalist.blogs.time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently, Detroit simply had no more jobs to lose
source: articles.moneycentral.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Best Buy would certainly not keep the RadioShack brand because it is considered downscale and does not have the reputation for quality products and service that Best Buy enjoys"
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(95)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The reason the world economy hasn't recovered yet? Because the rest of you bastards aren't spending like Americans. Now hurry up and get with the program
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
More tears for home ownership "victims" as the rich are defaulting in record numbers. Let's see if the bleeding hearts defend these deadbeats that bail when underwater like they do the rest of the pond scum
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(230)
 


Thu July 08, 2010
(JapanProbe)
 
 
 
Japanese airline announces world's first in-flight draft beer. In other news, Drew wants to know who's going to organize a Tokyo Fark party
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(18)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Citing a lack of protection, Playboy pulls out of Portugal
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(23)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
EADS thinks Congress will award a $35 billion defense contract to a foreign company in the middle of a recession. Oh, they're serious? Let me laugh even harder
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(50)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
McDonald's to food nannies: No, we're not getting rid of Happy Meals, you publicity-seeking nags. So bite our hairy purple Grimace
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(343)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Annual peformance reviews "help neither the employee nor the company to improve." But they do give bosses an excuse to make employees sweat like Elvis for a few days
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(125)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Chase error causes soap store to close. With such poor service and no more sexy bankers, there's little reason to bank with Chase these days
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(39)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Leftorium guitar store striking a chord with southpaw customers. Doodly
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(60)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Liking the swallows, Milkman returning to Southern California delivering milk and cream. "If we're doing it right, no one ever sees the milkman"
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(48)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Q: That thing got a HEMI? A: Not since Nancy Pelosi told us to take it out
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(206)
 


Wed July 07, 2010
(WNBC)
 
 
 
Walmart spending over $2 million to fight $7,000 fine OSHA hit them with over worker's death
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(46)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Online tax won't affect most farkers because you have to actually buy something first
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(21)
 
(Some Jealous Yank)
 
 
 
Want an Android 2.1 touchscreen device with unlimited data and messaging for only $25 per month? You can, if you live in Canada
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(33)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fannie Mae finally decides that if you strategically default on your current mortgage, they aren't going to give you another one. For seven years. Then all is forgiven
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(115)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Reporter is SHOCKED to learn that airlines don't want to accommodate you when you're stranded at an airport
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(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
First man convicted of shill bidding on eBay said he didn't know it was illegal
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(85)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
While broadcast megagiants like Clear Channel and Cumulus continue to hemorrhage cash and listeners, Sirius adds half a million subscribers over the last 3 months
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(110)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart Stores has spent a year and more than a $1M in legal fees battling a $7K fine because they don't consider being trampled to death an occupational hazard despite the stampeding tendencies of their customer base
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(85)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Remember how the economy went into a dive because of housing? And how it was starting to recover? Well, housing economic news would beg to differ
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(105)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
French company to launch new "torture tours" in which tourists pay to be tied up and imprisoned in a small box for up to ten hours at a time. Continental Airlines to sue for trademark infringement
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(75)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Microsoft makes one last push to beat obscurity in the mobile OS market
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(97)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Thanks to the crowded AT&T 3G network, iPhones are getting 27 Kbps upload speeds in places like NYC
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(156)
 


Tue July 06, 2010
(Google)
 
 
 
The cost to send a first-class letter will go up 2 cents starting in January. This IS a repeat of 2009, 2007, 2006, and 2002
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember that Tesla IPO? Yeah, neither does the market
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Only a couple of hundred people have signed up" for class action lawsuit. Maybe creating a Facebook page would help
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(15)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The ultimate symbol of American automobile excess, the Dodge Viper has ended production
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(143)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Economists are starting to figure out that when it comes to risk analysis it might be smart to look a little farther back than 1980
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(70)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sam's Club to offer loans to small businesses in danger of going under thanks to Wal-Mart
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chevy owns 94% of Yous-Best-istan car market for make benefit glorious nation
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hedge fund manager commits suicide to avoid fraud charges. That's one down
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(30)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Swedish feminists burn $13,000 of their hard-earned cash to protest earning less of it than men
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(332)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US corporations are sitting on $1.8 trillion and not expanding because *rolls dice* socialism
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(195)
 


Mon July 05, 2010
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Blockbusted
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(124)
 
(WLFI)
 
 
 
Following eight-year campaign, Indiana beer drinkers are now allowed to bring home their craft-brew purchases on Sundays. "The full impact won't be felt until sixth months later, during the middle of football season"
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(77)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Sure, June's seasonally adjusted workforce shrinkage is the largest for any June since 1963. But look on the bright side: Non-seasonally adjusted, it's the worst since 1954
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
BP's tab for the Gulf oil spill grows to over $3 billion, or about 92 minutes worth of profit
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(62)
 
(News-Leader.com)
 
 
 
In a move sure to stirrup trouble, Roy Rogers' debt saddled heirs rein in their sentiment, and auction Trigger despite protests of neigh-sayers
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(17)
 
(Financial Times)
 
 
 
Lenova Chairman and Founder Liu Chuanzhi calls Steve Jobs a "Pearl." Of course, being a competitor to Apple he could be implying that Jobs is more of a 'Minnie Pearl' and therefore has a price on his head
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top retail expert calls Obama "Mr. Mass Destruction." Real estate market to take a $7 trillion dollar hit in the next year. Economic doomsday prediction trifecta in play
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(75)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Market forecaster says Dow will fall below 1,000 in five years and "epic downswing" not seen in 300 years is coming. EVERYBODY PANIC
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(227)
 

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