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Sun June 27, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Financial reform bill neuters credit cards, paves way for a bold new world of using checks for every $4 purchase
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(133)
 
(The Kartel)
 
 
 
Massive collection of Sega games on eBay going for $10,000, thus proving that Sega is still worth something
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(69)
 
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Store owners sacrifice 15% of potential income by refusing Wisconsin's foodstamp equivalent. "Our philosophy is that it should be for the basics. Sure, we carry bread ... milk. But it shouldn't be used for candy bars"
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(192)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Pilots battle against Walmart-ing of airline industry (Featured Partner)
 
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When capitalism meets cannabis, or: how I learned to stop worrying and love the bong
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(46)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Hypermiling a Boeing
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Europe requires selling food by weight. Subby needs 4.3 eggs, 12.4 slices of bread, 25.7 cans of beer
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(58)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Do not try to bypass the line of people showing their receipts to the employees at the exit of Costco. Costco will f**k you up. Just ask this woman
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(662)
 


Sat June 26, 2010
(Some Shopper)
 
 
 
50 years ago, throngs filled a parking lot, the Disneyland Band played, the American flag waved, and smiling dignitaries in suits, ties, and carnations took the speakers podium to welcome a brand new Montgomery Ward's to their city
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(27)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
NUDE BURGER: Three Naked Dudes Steal A Bunch Of Meat In The Middle Of The Night. Where? Come On, You Know... (HINT: Florida)
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Our newspaper is not doing good enough online, so let's put up a paywall to make it do better" says a The Times exec as traffic gets sliced in half as a result
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(27)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Things airlines cut to save money. Peanuts? Check. Drinks? Check. Baggage allowance? Check. Fuel? Check. Wait? What??
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(33)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The Prohibition-era slang term for "everybody out the back way, here come the Feds" is ironically the number of banks to fail so far this year
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(39)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Disney is now going to offer a monthly payment plan for passes. Mickey nods, and winks as he lights a cigar with a $100 dollar bill
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(26)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Behold all mankind, the Pinto of our era. Toyota recalls 17,000 hybrids because they might burst into flames in a crash
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spirit Airlines publishes a series of ads featuring oil-drenched women in bikinis with the slogan: "Check Out The Oil On Our Beaches." Yes, some people along the Gulf have a problem with this
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(73)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"This explains why the US Postal Service is running a $7 billion deficit this year"
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo lists the top 10 Hot Dog Joints in America. Subby extremely suggests Hot Dog Heaven
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(171)
 


Fri June 25, 2010
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Crude oil futures at seven-week high despite the fact that they're giving it away for free in Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida
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(10)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
China allows its currency to increase slightly in value against the dollar, increasing the cost of anti-bacterial underwear exports to the US
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Google and Obama sitting in a tree
source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
US Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner to the world: We're no longer the economic engine of the world. Put on your big girl panties and do it yourselves
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(43)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Amazon, who makes more money if more products are delivered, opposes ending Saturday mail. Netflix, who makes more money the fewer DVDs it sends out, supports it
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(42)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Even Europeans are getting sick of deluded but Nobel-Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman, "whose drink-yourself-sober advice on handling the debt crisis is so sharply at odds with reality"
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(234)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ICANN set to finally approve porn suffi.xxx
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(47)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Burned by Wall Street, many investors are now turning to "faith-based funds". Jesus Invests
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's the good news: mortgage interest rates are at their lowest point since the 1950's. The bad news? since the economy is at it's lowest point since the 1930's, nobody can qualify for a loan anymore
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(52)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Hotels offer room upgrades, free beer, and fawning apologies to guests who gripe about their accommodations on Twitter and Facebook, which will undoubtedly ensure more positive reviews in the future
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(28)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
D) A buttload
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(33)
 


Thu June 24, 2010
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Economic indicators are mixed: America is headed sideways for the near future. WHERE IN HELL IS BEEKS?
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(63)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Economic indicators are clear: America is headed for a double-dip recession later this year. SELL MORTIMER, SELL
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(13)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Economic indicators are clear: America is headed out of the recession later this year. BUY MORTIMER, BUY
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(6)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Farking magnates, now they can't work
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(29)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Print Media realizes half its reader base won't even register for free in order to read their articles. Good luck with that pay-to-play plan
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(33)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chinese property bubble, demonstrated by $160 billion ghost city, likely to burst next year
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(56)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
French unions will walk off the job in protest of a new proposal to raise their retirement age. To 62. Yes, raise TO 62
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(206)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules that white collar crime is as American as baseball and apple pie
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(128)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil prices drop on news that it comes from the sky nowadays
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(12)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
GooTube defeats Viacom in copyright lawsuit. If only there were a Downfall parody for that
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(48)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
If you default on a mortgage that you have the ability to pay, Fannie Mae won't give you another one for seven years. Unless you beg them and show a note from Barney Frank
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(31)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Headline: Jobless claims decrease. Article: Until next month, when the government lays off all the temporary census workers
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Plot thickens in Apple patent battle. iThis, iThat, iEverything. iAye-Aye
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(75)
 
(Vator.tv)
 
 
 
The Wall Street Journal must love that this guy is a fan of theirs on Facebook
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(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
George Soros channels Winehouse on German economic plan: Merkel wanted to balance her budget, but he said "No, no, no"
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(50)
 


Wed June 23, 2010
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Bill Gates: "Stop asking me questions about Microsoft, I haven't worked there in years"
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(57)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve stands on the sidelines waiting for the U.S. economy to recover. You can repeat this headline every year until 2023
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(46)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Gar prices rise on news that LeBron's neighbor is selling his house on eBay
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(93)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Stephen Harper to Canucks: Don't get all puffed up over how great our economy is. Our trading partners are in bad shape, so if nobody can buy our igloos and doughnuts, we're screwed, too
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(53)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Congress thinks Americans don't know shiat about how to manage money, and has plans for programs to teach financial literacy - for example, how to avoid massive debt, spend less than you earn, and save any surpluses for a rainy day
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(102)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Nestle sends giant supermarket barge up the Amazon to bring new food choices to the locals. Naturally, the food police on their sustainably-farmed islands of overpriced locally-grown stupid have a problem with this
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(106)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to Hopey Changey America, where prison inmates get $9 million in federal American Dream™ tax credits
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Home sales drop faster than a cougar's panties at a Twilight movie
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The current recession is one of the worst the world has seen in decades and has caused misery across the economic spectrum, unless you include the very top, where the ultra rich, hedge funds and banks reside, because they're doing just fine
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Would you rather be in a hot dark crowded airplane for hours, or in Newark?
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Those nasty, crotchety, and sadistic Wal-Mart greeters will soon be cashing your next paycheck
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(81)
 


Tue June 22, 2010
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with owning the internets, Google plans to take on iTunes next
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(49)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Two unemployed brothers start their own hot dog stand, get free advertising with news article that has more puns than the typical FARK headline
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(17)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stocks are risky, bonds are safe, and little lambs eat ivy
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(22)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Existing home sales unexpectedly rise -2.2% in May after tax credits expire
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"The oil companies created some of the greatest fishing habitats in the world...the rigs are like a food chain, and housing and cover for the fish" says fisherman who clearly just cashed his BP check
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Belarus to shut off natural gas supply to Europe. With helpful pic of Borat's wife
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(80)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Double dip: Good for soft serve, bad for real estate
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(28)
 
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
BP CEO now a liability. For some reason this story is dated today instead of last month
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(13)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Little rascals at the Supreme Court lift ban on GM alfalfa, box car races
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(46)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
A regular fan for $300 less than a Dyson bladeless air-multiplier will work just as well at not blowing the smug look off of your face
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(82)
 


Mon June 21, 2010
(BBC)
 
 
 
Nintendo offers profit warning due to volatility in the World 1-3 currency markets
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(23)
 
(Rancor News)
 
 
 
Seven out of ten Americans don't understand the economics of minimum wage. Six out of four Americans don't understand statistics
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(133)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
African American and Latino borrowers defaulted disproportionately. Are foreclosures racist?
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(336)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
SEC sues I.C.P. Asset Management for mortgage fraud. CEO responses "F**king investments, how do they work?"
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The economy is getting so bad the Fed may be running out of options should there be another recession
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(113)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Brazilian buyouts of US companies. That's a lot of buyouts
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oil prices up on news that the Jets are willing to sign Darrelle Revis to a $100 million contract
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(14)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman books Thursday Continental flight from Houston to Manchester, NH. Fark: So far she's been flown to three different cities on three different carriers and still isn't in Manchester
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(149)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Best Buy believes they best way to get women out of the kitchen and into their stores is to make their stores look more like a kitchen
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(30)
 

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