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Sun June 13, 2010
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The number of American millionaires increased 15% in 2009, and they now control 55.2% of the nation's wealth. In other news, bread trading halted; cake futures down; pitchfork, torch, and rope contracts rising sharply
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(166)
 
(Goldman Sachs)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs' code of ethics, last paragraph: "From time to time, the firm may waive certain provisions of this Code"
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(43)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The sun won't be coming out tomorrow for Little Orphan Annie as she heads off into retirement with Snoopy, Winnie Winkle, Moon Mullins and Dondi
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(46)
 


Sat June 12, 2010
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Our alcohol budget rivals a Third World country's GDP
 
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
"Even in the recession, the tooth fairy thrives." Oh, that's fantastic... now how is this going to help my portfolio?
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(15)
 
(Some Pedestrian)
 
 
 
If you're flying Spirit Airlines today, guess again
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(22)
 
(TGdaily)
 
 
 
Microsoft says no to mobile porn. There will be no coming while you're going
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(50)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man forced to leave penguin -- also faces sexual harassment suit. This headline doesn't mean what you think
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(8)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank CEO says that he is confident Greece can pay back their debt. In future news, CEO of Deutsche Bank fired for rampant drug use
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(15)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Parents in uproar over sugary chocolate formula being marketed for kids. They're going to blog their protests as soon as they get the kids settled in front of the TV for the evening
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(16)
 


Fri June 11, 2010
(WFAA)
 
 
 
PEOPLE OF DALLAS: BUY BOOZE
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(52)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
AT&T new "98% of people don't need unlimited data" iPhone plan came just in time for high-bandwidth video ads you can't avoid
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(48)
 
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
US government collaborating with Apple on Apple's next product, the iAntitrust investigation
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(19)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
What happens when a dumb iPhone App hits the "App Lotto"
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Foxconn CEO accuses workers of commiting suicide "for the money"
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(19)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While many lawmakers have portrayed Wall Street and Main Street as fiercely at odds, the reality is that many Main Streets are an extension of Wall Street
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(9)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Retail sales improve another -1.8% in May
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(29)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
President Obama praises small business owners at a White House event, thanking them for not complaining too loudly when they have to start offering health insurance to their employees or pay a tax
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists, finally doing something worthwhile, create an AI that can pick winning stocks
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally some bar owner installed a self-serve beer tap. Who needs a glass anyway
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(21)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
It costs $12 an hour more to employ a government worker than a private sector employee, mostly because the government provides benefits those in the private sector couldn't imagine in a fever dream
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(121)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oldest oyster house in NOLA closes due to BP oil spill. Aw, shucks
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Slick trading greases the wheels for a come back in BP share value
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British want Americans to tone down the anti-BP rhetoric after 18 million pension funds sink faster than an oil covered turtle
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(179)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dude, the SEC is getting $100 million from Dell
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(6)
 


Thu June 10, 2010
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pork industry tiring of "The Other White Meat" slogan. Come up with a new one (w/voting)
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(337)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
You may now resume your trip to the levee
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(29)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Old and busted: United Breaks Guitars. New hotness: Delta Breaks Bicycles. Bonus Delta PR quote: "We don't do refunds"
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(150)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The good news: foreclosures are down. The bad news: Because banks have already repossessed everything
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
BP, in a statement issued Thursday, said it "is not aware of any reason" for its shares' 16% plunge in U.S. trading. Really BP? REALLY?
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(76)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Leaning back in your chair can lead to massive oil spills, end of all life as we know it
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(15)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Residents of the Gulf Coast surprised to find that BP isn't handing out big checks willy-nilly to anyone who wants one
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(77)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
The government bailout of AIG had poisonous effects on financial industry according to Congress that bailed out AIG
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(16)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. mortgage rates fall to record lows on news no one can qualify for a loan
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(45)
 
(Some Comrade)
 
 
 
Problem: GM no longer selling Hummers. Solution: Buy the Russian equivalent, which makes it look like a Ford Fiesta by comparison
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(48)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
30% of Second Life employees need to find Second Jobs
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Civilians caught in the crossfire of a turf war between the country's two largest drug cartels. Shockingly, this is not in Mexico
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDIC chairman Sheila Bair thinks we should repeal the mortgage interest tax deduction which drives up the price of homes. Renters around the country can be heard playing the tiniest violins for McMansion-owning debt-hogs
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(88)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Mr. Potato Head + Elvis = best toy deal ever. Either that, or the best episode of Coast to Coast ever
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(10)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Best. Student. Job. Ever
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(91)
 


Wed June 09, 2010
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You say "Chevrolet," I say "Chevy"...let's call the whole thing off
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(105)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Support for offshore oil drilling dwindling, at least until the gas prices go up again
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(82)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Google objects to Apple objecting to Google tracking your every move. Not that there's anything completely creepy about that
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(19)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Former tourist-bureau chief sparks controversy after declaring Darwin, Australia was a humid, flat, boring place in dire need of some natural selection
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(8)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Brazil is running out of beer cans
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(19)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
World's current financial crisis is "like a zombie epidemic," according to one expert. With helpful photo of what a zombie might look like
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's the first nerd civil-war as BCS - The Chartered Institute for IT erupts in a spreadsheet-laden row
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(12)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Airlines introduce seatbelt-mounted airbags to keep us conscious during 16-G decelerations, so we can enjoy more of a crash than just the initial impact
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(48)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Only in New York do diners wait months for a table at the latest hot spot, only to insist on ordering a dish that's not among the restaurant's specialties - or even on the menu. And now the chefs have had it
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(302)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
London's Ritz was put on the sale block falsely by three men tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper
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(12)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
The official pizza of the NFL? Papa Johns. Yeah, like that's real "pizza." Should've gone with something like Sbarro; at least that's the preferred New York style pizza
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(227)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GM recalls 1.5 million cars because of heated windshield wiper fluid systems that work a bit too well
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(39)
 


Tue June 08, 2010
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but it sort of looks like Goldman Sachs might be giving the government's inquiry panel the runaround
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(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Uncle Ben calms currency markets, fondled you at family reunions
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(22)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
All this newfangled streaming video technology makes Blockbuster CEO Jim Keyes' head hurt. And you kids stay off his lawn
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(68)
 
(Some non-operator guy)
 
 
 
"Blackwater" is back, after "Xe Services" proved to be inert
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(93)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
McDonald's same-store sales rose 3.4% in the US in May, helped by McCafe Drink sales, products designed to withstand economic volitility, and a month that is 3.4% longer than the previous month
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(43)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some in the Senate are worried that removing a tax break on billionaire Wall Street money managers may cripple them, leaving them weak and defenseless like an oil-covered bird. You wouldn't hurt an oil-covered bird, would you?
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(268)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Maker's Mark Distillery diversifies their product line for the first time in 50+ years
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(170)
 


Mon June 07, 2010
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Ssshhhh Chrysler has a recall for the same issue as Toyota, for the same part, made by the same company
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unemployment numbers to keep dropping as 1.1 million workers give up hope of finding employment, no longer count as unemployed
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(74)
 
(Heritage Foundation)
 
 
 
"Our nation's unemployment rate is hovering near 10% not because of record job losses, as Biden suggests, but because of record job non-creation. Private sector employers have gone on strike."
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(283)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brands and Facebook want to stress that reading your private communications is not "spying"
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(23)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Get ready for the price of stuff to rise, because the Chinese people who make it are moving up in wage rates from "miserly" to just "slightly pathetic"
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(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bernie Madoff is seen as a success story, other inmates admit he's rising to the top of the social pyramid
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(66)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Analysts now expect airlines worldwide to earn $2.5 billion in profit this year, thanks to $5 billion in annoying fees for every little thing
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(17)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apple and Google get ready for a smartphone smackdown. With a graphic only USA Today could contrive
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(207)
 

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