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Sun May 16, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Meals on Wheels wants those who order kosher meals to prove they are Jewish. What could possibly go ferblungit?
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. financial woes leave Floridians dealing with invasion of pasty pale, over-polite people from the north
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(53)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Inventor of the Chipwich dies. To be buried in crappy cookie coffin with mediocre ice cream filling in overpriced funeral
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(26)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Be nice to that hamster flying under the seat next to you...he may have paid more for his ticket than you did
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(25)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
, Google's Nexus One Online store has
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(40)
 


Sat May 15, 2010
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Problem: Vegas has 9517 new homes sitting empty, 5600 repos in the first quarter. Solution: Build more houses
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
10 vacation destinations perfect for Farkers & Farkettes
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(108)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ric Romero reports on new trends for family cars: "Parents say they want space, comfort, safety, and reliability in the next family car they buy"
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(107)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Taco Bell launches an inexpensive salvo in the cheap food wars: $2 value meals
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(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I don't want there to be any miscommunication about my cheese"
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(30)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Want to access New York Times articles in 2011? It's gonna cost you
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(40)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Heinz plans to change their beloved ketchup recipe. I'm sure that it'll go down great with a can of New Coke
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(246)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Paul Krugman assures us we're not Greece. Now is an excellent time to buy gold
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Corporate world still isn't comfortable with tattoos. "It's understandable certain businesses want to present a certain image, and tattoos are still associated with deviancy, criminality and being on the periphery of society"
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(325)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
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(16)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
JC Penney is in excellent financial shape
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(15)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
JC Penney is in terrible financial shape
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(10)
 


Fri May 14, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The ninth hottest search on Google is "delete facebook account"
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(89)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ford does not know what to do with Lincoln, should ask Booth
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(52)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Women CEOs making more money, better scammiches
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(19)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The National Federation of Independent Business joins lawsuit challenging the constitutionality of Obamacare, which allows the federal government "to regulate you just because you exist"
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(51)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The euro hits an 18-month low, but is still doing better than the dollar, which the federal government is treating like some hoochie it picked up at a club last night
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(60)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Socializing the losses. New hotness: Offshoring the profits
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Poaching of the North American Banker is picking up again. Permits to be issued as part of new financial regulation to reduce this problem
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(31)
 


Thu May 13, 2010
(NPR)
 
 
 
Subway's lawyers mail cease-and-desist letters to restaurants using the term "footlong", will mail letters to porn industry next
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(169)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Another liberal boycott fails harder than Tila Tequila's music career: Whole Foods' quarterly profit doubles year over year
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(106)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"The increase in unemployment is a sign of a stronger job market, but it is also a sign of how weak the job market still is," says economist Mark "Yogi Berra" Zandi
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(32)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Now that people are bored of the oil spill, the Real Estate meltdown is back in the saddle. Nashville still nowhere to be found
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(14)
 
(Moneyweek)
 
 
 
Rumors swirl who will be the first to pull out of euro, your mom
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(23)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Federal prosecuters unleashed on JPMorgan Chase, Citigroup, Deutsche Bank, UBS, Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs. Let the bloodbath commence
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(37)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook's ludicrously complex privacy options make a federal bureaucracy org chart look simple
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(26)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
The Apple/Adobe fued has gone public. With full-page ads in the New York Times and Wall Street Journal
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(59)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Not News: IT is outsourced to India. News: To a prison in India. Fark: Where the prisoners are paid about 9-times the going prison-labor rate in America
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
BP has spent $450 million so far to clean up the oil spill, will offset the outlay by cutting back on warm towels and amuse bouches on company jets
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(23)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Starbucks to market a milder brand of coffee outside of its namesake branches to appeal to middle-class customers who think Folgers is a bit strong and paprika is a hot spice
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(46)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Foreclosures down two percent year over year. Good news? No, just means they've foreclosed so many there just aren't enough left to take away
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(65)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Upon further review; Walgreens decides not to rip off stupid people for profit. Damn you, liberal media
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(108)
 
(CBS11tv.com)
 
 
 
The Sanctity of Marriage broken down into a $4.99 download from Apple
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(26)
 


Wed May 12, 2010
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Toyota announces that they should have a $50K hydrogen-powered sedan ready by early 2015, with recalls ready by mid-to-late 2015
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook finds even more ways to let your old high school classmates stalk you
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(35)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Sir Richard Branson pulls out of Virgin bid
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(9)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Thanks to the gulf oil spill, one in five Americans plan to drive less, and one in eight plan to boycott BP. Until something else distracts the--oooh, shiny
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(43)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Turkey agrees to let Russia build an oil pipeline in exchange for Russia agreeing to ask before building it
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Jim Rogers announces the death of the Euro as a currency, it was 15 years-old. Send U.S. dollars to the 16 Member States in lieu of flowers
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(129)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FCC hopes cell phone companies won't notice little rule change that the FCC wants to implement alerting customers to unexpected charges
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley, come on down. You're the next contestant on 'Who Screwed Their Investors Six Ways To Sunday?'
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(6)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, we've found our scapegoat. You can all go about your lives, and have full faith in the markets again
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(35)
 


Tue May 11, 2010
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Despite a problem drifting left, and the lingering smell of cigarette smoke, President Obama's old 2000 Jeep Cherokee sells for over 3x its blue book value
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(37)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Deepwater Horizon survivors in lifeboats: "We want to go home." Transocean: "You have to sign this first"
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(56)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Talking head James Fallows gives rave review to Munster, Indiana's Three Floyds microbrewery and its "consistently excellent" beers, with beer-porn portrait goodness. "Who says America is on the wrong track?"
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(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
SEC still searching for market plunge scapegoat
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(33)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Lettuce pray that Arizona's tough new immigration law doesn't doom American salads
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(53)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Fudpucker's assures customers confused about its name that it's not going bankrupt like Fuddrucker's
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The average household making less than $13K/yr spends $645/yr on lottery tickets
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(188)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Toyota's quarterly profit at $1.2B due to the fact that people would still rather buy a car that spontaneously accelerates than something from GM
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Slipping to third place in the Smartphone market? There's an app for that
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(240)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
MBIA posts $1.48 billion loss on news straying from municipal bonds was a VERY stupid idea
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(11)
 


Mon May 10, 2010
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
"What we're seeing in Greece is the death spiral of the welfare state, and virtually every advanced nation, including the United States, faces the same prospect." Have a nice day
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(170)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
If you don't mind, Fannie Mae only needs another $8.4 billion in aid to get back on its feet. Do you mind? Thanks, you're really swell
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs would like to thank Mammon for their first perfect quarter with 0 trading losses
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(33)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fed intervenes in European debt crisis, but not to worry - it's not like we'll end up in some neverending quagmire where we save other countries' bacon for the next 70 years and get a bucket of warm Eurosnobbery for our trouble
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The bipolar stock exchange is having another manic phase
source: ktvu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
The EU sneers at your girly 400 billion TARP plan and shows the US how a bailout is really done
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(124)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Homeowners with good credit scores are defaulting in record numbers because they didn't get to profit right after they bought. If only getting out of student loans were as easy as making a bad gamble and forcing someone else to eat the loss
source: blogs.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(205)
 

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