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Sun May 09, 2010
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The new Star Trek online MMORPG has been so successful they're already trying to win back lost players. Wait, what?
source: gamenewshq.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(226)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nasdaq: "F*ck it, we're cancelling trades from Thursday."
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Most successful businesses in the US? Why, Amish ones of course. What's their secret?
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(68)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In what is certain to be a complete and total shock to everyone, everywhere, Activision announces that another Guitar Hero game is coming out this fall
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(35)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Inventor: "I invented a great new battery I want to manufacture in Michigan". Wall Street: "We love your battery but we're not giving you any capital unless you manufacture it China"
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(107)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Bentley releases new top-of-the-line model: the Mulsanne. Remember, if you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it
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(29)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Nintendo versus Sega. The new hotness: Nintendo versus Apple
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(91)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 9 dumbest things you do with your money. Paying $5 a month for a user generated content based website strangely absent
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Four more banks bring the 2010 total to 68. This year we're on track for double the failures of 2009. So, umm... about that economic recovery
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(33)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Seven easy steps to your dream job. Step No. 4: Ask Drew to be your mentor
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(27)
 


Sat May 08, 2010
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Qatar completes their acquisition of the United Kingdom with the purchase of Harrods for $2.2 billion. They didn't even need to plant a flag
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(14)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bernanke tells graduates to be happy being poor
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(50)
 
(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
700 credit score? Just don't be surprised if you get treated like you walked away from a McMansion
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wikipedia decides to start selling encyclopedias. Because that worked so well for Britannica
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(22)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
BP execs were on the Deepwater Horizon rig at a party celebrating its safety record when explosion occurred
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(50)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
EU passes emergency measures to prop up the Euro. This is when everyone in the world begins to double down on their shorts
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Fri May 07, 2010
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Yesterday was no "fat finger" - it was a legitimate panic sell-off
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(141)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Mazda to end production of the RX-8, and judging from the photo, it seems to be taking the news pretty well
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(61)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Apple releases new product, Nokia sues Apple for infringment. It's the ciiiiircle of tech
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(20)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Investment Banks; America's largest private hospital chain is $27.5 billion in debt, yet borrows another $1.75 billion to pay a special dividend to themselves for being such awesome executives
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(39)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Delta loses dog, offers $200 coupon for a future flight. Your dog wants LoJack
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(207)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
So which unemployment rate should you trust? TheU-3 number that just rose to 9.9%, or the broader U-6 number that just rose to 17.1%?
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(49)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
So, you got lucky and managed to pickup Accenture shares for 1¢? Not so fast there smokie
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(53)
 
(Money News)
 
 
 
Having not read any newspapers the last few weeks, Shell Oil management asks regulators to move quickly so it can start drilling in the Arctic this summer
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(27)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Market Fueled by Crisis, Anxiety and Error", you know, how it's normally run
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Playboy plans safe-for-work web site with no naked ladies. They're doing it wrong
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(20)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Cystco: Chunking the Wake Wheel Wok, Leave, Ploy, and Lean
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(24)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Too big to fail" has new evolved to "too big to regulate". The tail is wagging the dog folks
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Thu May 06, 2010
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Retail sales, I am disappoint
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(31)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock market falls 9%, then recovers 2/3 the loss on news that some dumbass pushed the wrong button
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(455)
 
(fox chicago)
 
 
 
Deep-fried Krispy Kreme chicken sandwich? Tell me more
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Under the rules of the new health care bill, large companies will save billions by not providing health care and paying the fines, and some are planning on doing just that. Hope and Change
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(165)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Productivity is up 3.6 percent, and labor costs are down 1.6 percent. Which means when you're not Farking, you're working harder for less pay
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(100)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Nintendo's profit forecasts miss estimates, will have to start over all the way from the beginning of the stage
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(44)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
PNG charges dropped against Australian bankers, even though the prosecution managed not to lose any data
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What's a Grecian urn? About 25 cents an hour
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(286)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post puts Newsweek up for sale. Do I hear $1? Anyone?
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(46)
 


Wed May 05, 2010
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
CA state alcohol agency rules that beer is not a food, allowing microbreweries to serve samples without health inspections, just as God intended
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Volvo is the latest automaker to warn of "unintended acceleration." At least this time it will be slow and boring
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(35)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Asked about crippling lawsuits from property owners and fishermen, BP CEO "This is America - come on. We're going to have lots of illegitimate claims."
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(32)
 
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
"BP... appears, to its credit, to be ready to stand behind property rights rather than its legal rights"
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(21)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. private sector takes on 32,000 in April, only outmatched by your mom's private sector
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(49)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Bank of Montreal loses $30 million in mortgage fraud. Scammers probably used it to buy a condo in Vancouver
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(67)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Spain denies they had sexual relations with that slut, cheap debt
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(26)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Iran loses interest in Nabisco. Iran HAS to be beyond reproach if they don't like Oreos or Wheat Thins or Nutter Butter or- hold on a sec. (What's that? You sure? Hmmm... okay.) Iran loses interest in Nabucco
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New website lets you anonymously rate and review your coworkers. That'll teach them to laugh at you on Hawaiian Shirt Day
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(26)
 
(TechCrunch)
 
 
 
New dating site for smug hipsters launches
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(100)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Protesters storm the Acropolis. This is not a repeat from 400 BC
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(199)
 


Tue May 04, 2010
(LA Times)
 
 
 
NFL decides it's time to switch beer-sponsors again
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(43)
 
(Minyanville.com)
 
 
 
Greece may be screwed, and Portugal may be up next, but Britain is going to show the whole continent how it's really done
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(25)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apple's performance thoroughly cows every fund manager in the world, inducing them to go all in on AAPL stock and create $240 billion bubble of iRrational exuberance
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(54)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The top 10 U.S. airlines that will sell you carry-on space, honey-roasted peanuts, lavatory access, your mom, air
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(12)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Oil down 2.9 percent on news that you can just scoop it out of the water
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(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Whenever mother nature closes a door, capitalism opens a window: Gulf Coast oil leak causes high demand for oil containment traps, pumping nearly $125,000 per day back into the economy and creating jobs. God bless America
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(36)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Nintendo's profits drop on news that "Wii" sounds like a word for "penis"
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(53)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs prepares to dip into petty cash for the SEC: "How much will it take for you to go away?"
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(21)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With a name like the "Gloom, Boom & Doom report" you know the economic news is not going to be good. In related news, China is about to go tits up...economically speaking
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ha ha, poor eurotrash having to bail Greece out. Wait what? WE'RE bailing Greece out?
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(52)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Crude oil holds at $86 on word that there's no use crying over spilled... something or other
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(17)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australian home prices soar 20%. Wait, we've seen this movie before
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(25)
 


Mon May 03, 2010
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Fresh off saying Goldman Sachs' conduct was fine and dandy, Warren Buffett announces he's interested in Japan's stagnant economy and wants to make big acquisition there for Berkshire Hathaway
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(34)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
UAL-Continental merger will mean higher fares. B...b...but the Sherman Antitrust Act
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(27)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Last year airlines collected $7.8 billion in revenue from charging passengers fees for such things as checked baggage, pets, air to breath in flight, and not having to sit beside a sweaty fat guy
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(46)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Finance academics: why are we rushing to pass financial industry legislation when we still can't pinpoint the causes of the crisis?
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(97)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple finds 1 million idiots to separate from their money
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(119)
 
(Some Seattle Guy)
 
 
 
Tacoma begins major courting campaign to lure Seattle-area investors and businesses to replace lost employer. Response: City has "character, but a little uncoolness factor"
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The cardinal rule when dining in a restaurant with children, "no one thinks your child is as adorable as you do"
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(153)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Billionaire Warren Buffett in serious danger of having his "hero to the Left " card revoked as he says based on his expert opinion of the transactions, Goldman Sachs did absolutely nothing wrong
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(78)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bankrupt banks are being nickeled and dimed to death by hidden charges and exorbitant fees
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(39)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
This is how Capitalism is supposed to work
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(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
♫ Monday, Bloody Monday ♫
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(42)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
BP is already trying to help Alabamians recover from this unforeseeable accident by offering them as much as $5,000 (in exchange for not suing). Oddly, some socialist Government Democrats have a problem with this
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(115)
 

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