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Sun May 02, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Reuters)
 
 
 
All 2,415 Movie Gallery stores to be edited out of existence
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(71)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Greece receives $146.2 billion bailout. Also, they get their large wooden horse back
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(27)
 
(asahi.com)
 
 
 
Portable massagers and beauty appliances for use at work increasing in popularity. "Men cannot even imagine the 'heat' in ladies' rooms at work places during the lunch break or after work"
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(48)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Infinite monkeys: Shakespeare. Ten monkeys and a couple hours: TFD
 
 
(Djelloul (Del) Marbrook)
 
 
 
We're all geeks and techies, because the Internet is our future
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(22)
 
(CFO.com)
 
 
 
"While politicians love to give speeches touting how small businesses are the engines for job growth, revving up IRS audits of small business is like putting sugar in the gas tank."
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(64)
 


Sat May 01, 2010
(Google)
 
 
 
Gulf Coast to see influx of something slimier and tackier than oil: Lawyers
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(30)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Some gas retailers in Maine are upset that they have to pay $2.82 a gallon while the local Sam's Club is selling it at $2.79
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(74)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Seven days of weird news stories on Fark. Ten questions about them. How many do you remember?
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(28)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Chevron's profit increases nearly 250% on news that they have this country by the balls
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(26)
 


Fri April 30, 2010
(National Review)
 
 
 
"What's going to happen when we can't find jobs on the Street anymore? Guess what: We're going to take yours"
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(232)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Louisiana closes down shrimping areas, affecting shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup
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(51)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
US Airways CEO says DOT tarmac rule is result of ridiculous complaints by customers, demands it be rescinded. Just kidding, he said the airlines did this to themselves and there's no use complaining about it now
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oil rig explosion blamed on flaws in the "cementing" process -- that is, plugging holes in the pipeline seal by pumping cement into it from the rig. Guess which company was in charge of cementing for Deepwater Horizon?
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(84)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
When times are tough, the tough get, um, they get... A nutritionist, a gym membership stipend, walkabout time, and custom fit New-Balance tennis shoes
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(8)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil stocks are down on news that they're trying to kill us all
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(3)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
BP's CEO, who made $5 million last year and whose company opposed new safety regulations by Congress last year: "What the hell did we do to deserve this?"
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(152)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
PMITA futures look bright as Goldman Sachs may face criminal charges. Place your bets now
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(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Google is going to have a problem because Google is only known for search," says Yahoo
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(127)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
BoC governor makes Time's top 100 leaders list, demands more cowbell
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(19)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Germany seen as a shining light in a darkened Europe, lifting the continent through powerful industry and sheer force of will. I have a bad feeling about this
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(44)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The average American holds more loyalty to their brand of pop and underwear than to their employer
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(307)
 


Thu April 29, 2010
(The Register)
 
 
 
SCO wants an endless series of trials until someone finally gets tired of them and hands them the rights to UNIX
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(37)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Now Symantec can password protect your computer after Norton freezes it
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(27)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Your crib may be unsafe, yo
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(11)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The Philadelphia Inquirer is now owned by its creditors
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(12)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Exxon's profits rose 38 percent in the first quarter. In related news, submitter found a quarter and a fry from Wendy's under his seat today
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(53)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The Olive Garden actually has a cooking school in Tuscany, which means they do show their "chefs" how to properly microwave the frozen pasta dishes
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(140)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you're a graphic deisgner for a cigarette company in Australia, you may want to start looking for another job
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(68)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Catastrophic oil spill might knock all the warm, fuzzy feelings out of "Drill, Baby, Drill"
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(167)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Chevron demands that filmmaker hand over footage of them damaging the environment because it could be useful to people accusing them of damaging the environment
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(69)
 


Wed April 28, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
GM commits $900M in federal money developing green, efficient engines. Just kidding, they're using ethanol subsidies to develop gas-guzzling V8s
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(52)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
HP's stock outlook not so rosy after it buys Palm
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(35)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
At this point if you own a Toyota just take it to the dealer, put the keys on the counter and say "Call me when it works right."
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(45)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Snail farming may save African apes from poaching. Word salad or headline? You'll have to click to find out
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(13)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Apple continues to innovate through acquisition
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(28)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Thousands of protestors meet outside the Willis Tower in Chicago to protest Goldman Sachs... without bothering to check if Goldman Sachs actually has an office in the Willis Tower
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jealous of all the attention Greece, Portugal, and Spain have been getting, Hungary's currency tanks
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(30)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Ford introduces competitor for the Smart car, which wins by a huge margin on looks alone
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(91)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
ASTRAZENECA FINED $510 FARKING MILLION DOLLARS FOR ILLEGALLY MARKETING A FRIGGIN' ANTI-PSYCHOTIC DRUG AND IT ANGERS ME SO FARKING MUCH THAT I'M GOING TO PUNCH MY COMPUTER AND SMASH MY FARKING KEYBOARD
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(124)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Recession did not affect Yukon or PEI, focused on regions with people and economies instead
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
AOL earnings fall 23% on loss of subscriber
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(22)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sprint's competitive pricing, improved customer service and the first 4G phone in the country all help propel it to even bigger losses
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(33)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Owner of "Bikini Girls Massage" business fined for not making clear to jobseekers that the work involved wearing bikinis and giving massages. Surely there's a clue in the name?
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(Trading Room)
 
 
 
World markets plunge on news that the V-shaped recovery you've been enjoying is more of an L-shape
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(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
John Deere opens manufacturing plant near Moscow. Gorbachev Sings Tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!
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(141)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
What happens when Greece defaults on their debt? This helpful list covers all scenarios, except for invading Persians
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Porsche recalls every Panamera ever sold to replace seatbelt tensioners. Still no cure for those extra doors or hideous tail
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(28)
 


Tue April 27, 2010
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Possible intern candidate shows off his skills in assertive behavior by telling the potential employer how much they suck
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(162)
 
(Marin Independent Journal)
 
 
 
San Francisco's Anchor Brewing Company, the brewery that many credit with launching the microbrewery movement in America, has been sold to an investor group
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Goldman execs get $notty with the $enate during their dog and pony show
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(97)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ford reports a $2.1 billion profit in the second quarter. In related auto industry news, Chevy sold a family sedan last week
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(103)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
India descends into unthinkable chaos as the government forbids the sale of beer in department stores
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(27)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Looks like the women of Walmart are one step closer to sticking it to the man
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(244)
 
(Some Texan)
 
 
 
Californians moving to Texas finally import something worth a damn: In-N-Out Burger
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(123)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Concerned that people aren't printing hardcopies of all their email, paper manufacturer to launch campaign of cows wearing "Kill Mor Trees" signs
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(41)
 


Mon April 26, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fannie sweetens offer to avoid foreclosure
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gas prices poised to rise higher on news that carrot love monkey spume nine golf chatter
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The eight dumbest business decisions ever (warning: slide show)
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(97)
 
(Financial Times)
 
 
 
If I understand this correctly, a High Roller (Paulson) asked a Bookie (Goldman Sachs) to find a sucker (Europe) to bet big on a horse (synthetic CDOs) that the HR was sure will lose. Nobody told the sucker he was a sucker until the horse lost
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(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
A lesson that Wall Street could learn. For only $2.95
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(50)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Windmill boom in Europe lowers prices for electricity across continent. Predictably, some "free-market capitalists" have a problem with this
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(128)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
U.S. taxpayers may ultimately end up paying to both prosecute and defend Goldman Sachs. Pentagon will sue for patent infringement, as it's already trying to destroy and rebuild Iraq at the same time
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(16)
 

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