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Sun March 21, 2010
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(Some Dinosaur)
 
 
 
Murderous editors, billionaires paying off underage prostitutes with cocaine, ties to the Church of Satan and illegal predatory pricing schemes: just another day in the San Francisco alternative newspaper business
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(69)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
It was a tough few years, but in 2010 executives can afford to fly their corporate jets again
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(29)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tanning salon fans upset that they will have to pay a vanity tax on tanning beds to help fund the health-care overhaul bill starting this summer. If only there were a natural place they could lay and absorb rays from the sun for free
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(34)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
TO SCRATCH A THIEF: Man Breaks Into House to Steal Guns, Badass Old Lady Gives Him A Beat Down. With a Back Scratcher. And a Wrench.
 
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The problem of out-of-control acceleration in Toyotas, "almost always lies with drivers who step on the wrong pedal."
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(60)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Analysts believe gas prices won't bend you over like in the Summer of 2008, but expect to be felt up like the town pump wearing a tube top before an Independence Day picnic
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(97)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Don't count Palm along with the dead and buried
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(55)
 


Sat March 20, 2010
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
For a small fee, Best Buy's own version of malware, The Geek Squad, will sync up 3-D glasses to your HDTV. And yes, people will still fall for this scam
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(145)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian company enters bidding war for $40 billion U.S. Air Force aerial refueling tanker contract. What could possibly go wrong?
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(66)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
K-Mart, the big-box retailer everyone forgets exists, sends out an email coupon to select markets; learns the hard way people post those things on the internet and get pissed when they can't use them
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(55)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Criticizing Apple's app store will result in your app getting pulled from Apple's app store. Think different wasn't a suggestion
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(57)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The case for iPad not beating iPhone's first 3-months of sales
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(45)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
The case for iPad beating iPhone's first 3-months of sales
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(30)
 


Fri March 19, 2010
(AP)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Your child taking the #6 school bus to school. New hotness: Your child taking the school bus sponsored by the Wesayso Corporation
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear Google: Will you please buy us out and put us out of our misery? Sincerely, Palm Inc
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(53)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
It's hard out here for a bank CEO. After their banks failed, CEOs are filing bankruptcy because unemployment can't pay their six mortgages
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(50)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Curious about how the health care vote will go this weekend? Want to see who already knows the outcome?
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(174)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Jerry York: Ex-Chrysler, IBM chief of finance was candid: "They're very nice people, but I don't see a killer instinct to tear the competition a new a**hole." He'll be missed by us all
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(19)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Imagine, if you can, the worst thing possible for the Federal Reserve bank to do. Now everybody panic
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(132)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Bernie Madoff's dizziness and hypertension that sent him to a prison hospital last Dec. turned out to be a broken nose, fractured ribs and cuts to his head and face. Shylock sought for questioning
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(255)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California's median home sale prices climb 11.2% on news these sales figures are totally useless until we have a stable market
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(37)
 


Thu March 18, 2010
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
CDO Market Meltdown, here comes the science. Written by a 24-year old hot Harvard undergrad chick (with pic) (I only mention it because you wouldn't read the thesis otherwise)
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(70)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Amazon bows to pressure and releases a Kindle for Mac users. Who knew that hundreds of people could effect change like that?
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(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
When given a choice consumers consistently choose Windows. Just kidding, Opera downloads doubled now that Microsoft has to offer a choice during setup
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(98)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Bauer recalls 100,000 children's hockey sticks after discovering that hockey sticks aren't supposed to be made of lead
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Porsche: The dependable, long-lasting choice for sensible auto owners
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(75)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
That slightly nauseating smell before takeoff? It's just your airline, poisoning you with jet engine exhaust fumes. Note: The $36 "Sickening Fee" is non-refundable
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(22)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Germany's call for austerity measures in Greece and Ireland is causing a furor in Europe, a furor that is sweeping across the continent like lightning
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(75)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Miller Coors to test new beer made with pre-prohibition recipe. It used horse urine instead of the standard cow urine
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(40)
 


Wed March 17, 2010
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kraft proposes to trim sodium levels in food products. All opposed, say "Na"
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(51)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hearst to flood iTunes with news aggregator apps that charge people to see other publishers' articles. I guess there's a sucker born every--hey, wait
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(21)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Gaymar layoffs not as fabulous as you would suspect
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(5)
 
(Riches Among the Ruins)
 
 
 
Want to put your money on the line? Think craps is too safe and conservative? Try investing in the Palestine Securities Exchange, where your returns could be explosive
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft may be about to sue Linux for copyright infringement
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(94)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
As if $4.50 for a latte wasn't bad enough, Starbucks will charge $2.50 for a blueberry waffle
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(47)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
China isn't feeling the recession as hard as the rest of the world. It's because they're having a "superbubble," and when it bursts it's gonna splatter sticky fiscal goo all over everybody
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(84)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Blockbuster might file for bankruptcy to avoid paying late fees
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(65)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You should read this article about giving away your privacy and beer drinking habits on the internet -- Drew
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(78)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson shares close up 7% on news that someone is actually interested in purchasing a company that manufacturers motorcycles for people with hip replacements
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(73)
 


Tue March 16, 2010
(London Times)
 
 
 
World recession getting you down? Then cheer news of 10,000 bottles of champagne being spit out at a London tasting, compared by one participant to "Clint Eastwood's tobacco-chewing desperado in 'The Outlaw Josey Wales'."
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(12)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Honda recalls 400,000 Odysseys and Elements following complaints about their brakes, aesthetics
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(39)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Housing construction drops 5.9 % in February. But the economy is improving, really
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(61)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Prada denies allegations it fired old, fat and ugly store managers from its flashy Japanese outlets for being old, fat, and ugly
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(13)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
N.Y.C. eateries must display letter grades from health inspectors. Awesome. Bistro. Classical. Delicious. Food
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Continental Airlines to charge for food. Share price rises 22 cents, reflecting the value of an airline meal
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(67)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When the Mayans envisioned the world coming to an end in 2012, they didn't count junk bonds among the perils that would lead to worldwide disaster. Maybe they should have
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(26)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart will drop food prices because of annoying competition from traditional grocery stores. Since this is Wal-Mart, this is bad for consumers
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(108)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The "results-only work environment" dispenses with 9 to 5, allowing workers to show up or not, as long as they get the job done. Subby wonders if he can cook fries from home
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(87)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Crude oil prices fall below $80 per barrel on word that Kate Winslet is single again
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(30)
 


Mon March 15, 2010
(Some Guy Some Guy Some Guy)
 
 
 
Our "assembly-line" work mentality is harmful to our well-being. Our "assembly-line" work mentality is harmful to our well-being. Our "assembly-line" work mentality is harmful to our well-being
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(49)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
France whines Germany should be less successful, surrender more
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(35)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The China-US relationship is no doubt symbiotic, but a clash would not be "mutual assured destruction", as often claimed. Washington would win
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(75)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
US credit rating on verge of downgrade, making it harder to get legitimate loans. Vinny the Loan Shark nods approvingly
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(48)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After layoffs and cutting the pay of his underlings, greedy chief executive at failing bank doubles his own pay. Oh, did I say bank? I meant The New York Times
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(59)
 
(WTHR)
 
 
 
Filling out NCAA brackets will cost Americans $1.48 billion in lost productivity claims survey put out by the Department of Pulling Statistics Out of our Ass
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
144,000,000 results for "Google closes China website"
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(53)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After moving the "cock soup" to top shelves over parents' complaints, supermarket now renaming their "fat balls"
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(122)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Barclays sues to prevent more information about their $5 billion rape of Lehman Brothers from being made public. Bonus: US Office of Thrift Supervision is suing too
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Raising the bar when it comes to tackiness, company launching talking headstones
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(94)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Questions arise in Prius case. Among them is: "WHY THE HELL ISN'T MY CAR STOPPING?"
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(75)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
In an effort to regain the loss of billions of dollars a year from changes to overdraft rules, banks expected to charge more for everything else
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(55)
 

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