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Sun March 14, 2010
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore high school principal applies her entrepreneurial skills. Naturally, some people have a problem with this
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Toyota's unintended acceleration problem has one blogger wondering: "Have cars become too automated?" The short answer: Yes
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you're going to write a note insulting how someone's lawn looks and claim that whoever treats the lawn is doing a poor job, make sure you aren't a salesman for the same company he's using
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Sat March 13, 2010
(National Review)
 
 
 
If you guessed that the new Federal Reserve vice chair doesn't want too many people working nor too much prosperity, step up and collect your extended unemployment check
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Corporations are now filing libel suits against researchers who publish works critical of their products in scientific journals
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Citi's response to customers move to independent financial institutions? Rebrand themselves as your "community" bank. Mr. Potter nods approvingly
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Fri March 12, 2010
(VolunteerTV)
 
 
 
Spring is in the air, so it must be time for AAA to announce that gas prices are going to go up because of the warmer weather
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
United Technologies: "Suck it, Connecticut"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
You would think, after being called out on it last year, Wyclef Jean would have stopped the shenanigans with his Haitian charity
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Skilled labor apprenticeship: 'The other 4-year degree'. Or you can just get a degree in liberal arts, acquire 100 k in student loan debt, and work at Starbucks
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(The Mustang News)
 
 
 
After officially cancelling the Crown Victoria, Ford announces a replacement for its police interceptor workhorse: The 2011 Ford Taurus. No, seriously. C'mon, stop laughing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Retail sales up again as Americans find it hard to contain their inner consumer whore
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Republican senators actually threaten to block a bill out of principle for once rather than sheer orneriness, questioning why a CEO of a charity receiving federal funds is also getting a seven-figure salary
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(irsmedic.com)
 
 
 
The seven strangest state tax write-offs
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Panera is the first nationwide chain to post calorie information on its menus. You'll have to lift up your head and four chins to read them, though
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Hardee's and Wendy's may join forces to form the deadliest, tastiest fast food burger franchise ever
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
FCC launches its own broadband speed test site so you can see exactly how your ISP is humping you like a horny donkey
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
A look into the life of a Comcast Customer Service Representatitve. Leave your conscience and soul at the door
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Ontario's sweet deals with drug manufacturers could come to an end once other provinces and countries find out about them
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In retrospect, maybe allowing consolidation of the seed industry and virtually putting production in the hands of one company wasn't such a good idea. Although the Senators from Monsanto don't seem to have a problem with it
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(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
Lawyer charges $38.4 million over twelve months to discover that the collapse of Lehman Brothers was caused by... Lehman Brothers. Heckuva job, Valukas
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a front row seat for a financial kamikaze run? Here's your chance. BANZAI
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Despite ordinance allowing them, city residents aren't very fond of mother-in-law apartments
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the new round of foreclosures. Same as the old round of foreclosures
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Attention, Chicagoans: you will get your Chick-Fil-A after all. Y'know, for a religious enterprise, they do make good chicken
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Thu March 11, 2010
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Chevron laying of 2,000 employee because, while profitable, they're not at a high enough profit margin
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
You folks, those of you up there, reportedly seek torrential rain in harm's way down there, over in white stuff some of you thus really marred mute point
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Canadian teabagger: "Debates about monetary policy are monopolized by a handful of economists speaking in unintelligible jargon." Economists: "You sound bitter about that F in Econ. Go back to trolling Fark"
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(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Peak oil predicted by 2014 say Kuwaiti scientists who couldn't possibly have an ulterior motive for creating an oil panic
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
The Euro is dying like Dane Cook on stage: "The notion that the European common currency is based on nothing but a series of lies is now taking its toll"
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Now would be a good time to buy some Dr. Pepper
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Weekly jobless claims dip 6,000. This is bad news...For Obama
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(AOL News)
 
 
 
Your Shopper loyalty card: a great way to get discounts, special offers, and warnings from the CDC that the food you just bought could make you vomit blood from your eyeballs
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
California can no longer afford to build massive housing development in Boston, Massachusetts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Taking a cue from the government bailout, companies are now offering pity bonuses to employees who fail at their jobs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CEOs leaving their jobs rose 48% in February. You don't suppose they know something we don't?
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
One year after closing dead-tree paper and laying off most of its reporters, Seattle P-I's online "news" site is surviving quite well on slideshows of celebrities, fashion shows, and cute animals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"America's billionaires have not rebounded from the recession as strongly as other countries' billionaires." Won't somebody think of the American billionaires? Somebody???
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After laughing at USA's ridiculous currency situation, Brits should know that £3 billion worth of Edward Elgar 20-pound notes will turn into valueless paper this July
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Small B.C. surf town of Tofino takes stand, moves to ban McDonald's, Starbucks, and Tim Hortons from wrecking its radical character
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Wed March 10, 2010
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"We're #1. We're #1. USA. USA." Treasury Department claims gold medal in the "Highest Monthly Deficit Ever" competition at $221 billion
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Independent firm claims that while Toyota spends a lot of time testing vehicle components, the amount of time spent testing its automotive computer code could be measured in popcorn farts
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Citi plans to foreclose on a house unless the homeowner pays them $0.00. Where will he get that exorbitant amount of money?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You can probably still buy a $40 cup of coffee, but at least now it will be marked as such on the menu
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Brazil delivers $829 million kick to the American economy's groin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For the 10th year anniversary of the Dot.com bubble: The 10 biggest dot.com flops (sock puppet tops the gallery)
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Comic books fans order a ton of graphic novels Amazon.com accidentally lowered in price; are outraged when Amazon cancels their order and gives them a $25 gift card. Amazon forgets that there is no outrage like nerd outrage
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(Google)
 
 
 
First there was "Too Fat To Fly". Now, there is "Too Tall To Fly". Next will be "Too Ugly To Fly" followed by "Too Many Kids To Fly". Wait, that last one sounds good
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ford's "MyKey" set to annoy and embarrass teens. I can't drive 35
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Tue March 09, 2010
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Bank of America forecloses upon and seizes a home that is not in foreclosure. No, this is not a repeat. Again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're going to be fined $27,500 per passenger for planes running later than 3 hours. Do you: a) improve service, b) suck it up and pay, or c) cancel flights at 2 hrs 59 minutes?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China says it's committed to U.S. debt and will ride it all the way to the poor house
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chile's earthquakevines collapsed vines, broke apart casks, spilled millions of liters, will bankrupt smaller winemakers. Goldman Sachs seen putting away earthquake machine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Half of Americans have less than 10K saved for retirement. Those who have more will no doubt be asked to share their pie
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian craft brewery numbers triple over past decade as increasingly educated consumers look at USA example, realize Australian beer doesn't have to be pale, watery, flavourless Foster's
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Unemployment is high, wages are stagnant, and worker productivity is up, so who's getting all the wealth generated?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Government pension funds whose risky investments lost billions in the recession are trying to catch up with even riskier investments, such as buying stock in Confederated Slaveholders Inc
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Europe bars Wall Street banks from government bond sales
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Gasoline prices want to decline" says expert, apparently trying to use the Jedi Mind Trick on them
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
After Microsoft survived having its corporate testicles put in vise by American and European antitrust regulators for last 15 years, here come the Canadians
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
911: What's the emergency? Caller: Somehow I got my Prius up to 94
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Mon March 08, 2010
(news sun)
 
 
 
"'Meats wants to beat produce,' he confides, before he cheerfully announces store news." Huh. Is it Bulwer-Lytton season already?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Headline: Women-owned aerospace business opens. Article: Sue (no aerospace experience) and Carrie (physical therapist) are backed by their hubbies with 49 years in aerospace and are seeking gov't contracts that prefer women owned businesses
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Law, MBA graduates job opportunities dwindle, still better off than liberal arts majors
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What Dave and his chum Barack don't want you to know about green jobs and green energy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Our long nightmare is over: Marriott announces that VIP members at some elite hotels may no longer have to pay daily internet fees
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama's regulators signal they are about to take on the most powerful companies in America, ones that maintain a chokehold on supplies of the most vital commodity in the US. No, not Big Oil; Big Food
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch's plan to ruin the BBC a little bit at a time is working beautifully
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Oh look, a terrifying employment graph
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