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Sun March 07, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Verizon says that a death certificate is not enough to prove that a person is dead, continues to bill dead man
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(213)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
California's solution to encourage business growth during a recession: Impose strict environmental regulations, driving business out of the state
source: sbsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Latin America's organic coffee growers surrender to American yuppie douchebag wannabes, who are increasingly unable to afford 40 percent markup over conventionally-grown coffee
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two overpricing companies are fighting to keep millions from seeing the Oscars
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Hey Zhou, where you goin' with that yuan in your hand?
source: businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
First they took my $1 bill and I said nothing. Then they took my $2 bill and I said nothing. Now they're making our money out of plastic. What has this world become?
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 


Sat March 06, 2010
(OTB)
 
 
 
You don't work 50 or 60 hours a week because there's that much work to do. It's because you don't work at work anymore. You go to work to get interrupted (with video)
source: outsidethebeltway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Over 90% of contractors have failed to take EPA-mandated course in how to make home renovations more expensive by doing unnecessary lead mitigation
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iceland to Europe: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A trillion here, a trillion there, and pretty soon we're talking about real money
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(112)
 
(NY1)
 
 
 
You may want to think twice before trying to use a gift card at Best Buy
source: ny1.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 


Fri March 05, 2010
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
In 2032 all restaurants will be Tim Hortons
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida hospital chain is going broke selling $140 a tablet Tylenol
source: miamiherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(KOTV)
 
 
 
Store that carries over six hundred brands of soda expects to sell its millionth bottle this week. Burp
source: newson6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
What's the difference between healthy and regular tomato soup? About 50 cents
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(65)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
As expected, the unemployment rate remains unexpectedly unchanged
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Reporter pays $62 for earrings with $14.65 worth of gold, sends earrings to gold buying company, gets back $3.25 after postage, handling, and buyer's profit margin
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news: Economic downturn may signal the end of the shopping mall. Bad news: The demise of shopping malls will probably bring down more small and medium-sized banks
source: housingwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 


Thu March 04, 2010
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's what this economy is missing -- Robber Barons
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Seeking a partial solution to the health care conundrum? Let's try a goofy investment scheme left over from 30s detective novels
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(40)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news: Unemployments claims fall. Bad news: Because people's benefits are expiring
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch InBev reports piss-pour sales for fourth quarter
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(200)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"There's a lot of evidence to suggest that motivated kids are going to make money whether or not they go to college." Billy Ray Valentine nods approvingly
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(114)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Dominos has finally found a business model that works: Step 1: Replace crappy pizza with cheaper crappy pizza. Step 2: Charge less for new crappy pizza. Step 3: Profit
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
I pity the fool that doesn't approve the "Eddie Murphy rule." Wait, what the hell?
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 


Wed March 03, 2010
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The next economic boom: Homelessness
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Some say Toyota's fix not working, even though they had never experienced sudden acceleration before they heard it on the teevee
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
All that yummy fish oil you take to stay young and healthy? It's contaminated with PCBs, at no extra charge
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Comcast responds to questions and criticisms about its "unlimited usage" and manages to fark everything up again
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Thanks, Congress. Toyota's now so desperate for customers it's offering 0 percent financing, and American car companies have to follow, eliminating all the interest they earn, and badly need, from financing loans
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Illusion is Reality; Poverty is Prosperity
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dear Unemployed Masses in the Flyover States, thanks a bunch for the bailout dough, we're fine now, heading out to the Hamptons in a few. Hope things work out for you on your farm-thing or whatever. Love, NYC
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Despite its long-held belief that it is inappropriate to blame free-market economic policy for our current recession, the Wall Street Journal feels pretty comfortable declaring that Milton Friedman saved Chile on Saturday
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(50)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
BJ misses expected money shot
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(10)
 
(Margaret Thatcher)
 
 
 
BAE Systems pleads guilty to conspiring to defraud the US and violating Foreign Corrupt Practices Act. BAE will pay $400 million fine "one of the largest criminal fines ever levied in the United States against a company"
source: webnewswire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
No, America, you are not grown up enough to have a real economy. Adam Smith's invisible hand pimp slaps you for thinking otherwise
source: businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NYC bakery makes nothing but "Manly cupcakes for manly men"
source: butchbakery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Corcoran)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh's NYC penthouse apartment is up for sale - it's Graceland for right-wingers, and about as tastefully decorated
source: corcoran.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not news: Japan Airlines battles black market in flight uniforms. Fark: there is a black market for uniform fetishists in Japan
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Greeks bend over in anticipation of the change about to be crammed up their Thermopylae
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
The next automaker to announce a major recall is *throws dart* Nissan because of *throws second dart* bad brake pedals
source: businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
In order to revive their failing business model, Blockbuster brings back late fees. Wait, Blockbuster is still in business?
source: chicagobreakingbusiness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Today's infographic: US fast food burger chains mapped out according to market dominance. Awesome burger joint that only you know about failed to make the list
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(75)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
McDonald's signs a deal with Weight Watchers. Grab your towel folks, the end is near
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 


Tue March 02, 2010
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Toyota kicks off the European leg of its "Sorry We Tried to Kill You" tour
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(11)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Comcast's definition of "unlimited usage" does not mean "unlimited usage." There are bandwidth restrictions and whatnot
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
They gave us jerbs
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
♫ It's fun to stay at the P-N-C-Y-M-C-A ♫
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(5)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
The online redemption website for the Cash for Clunkers: Applicances Edition went off as expected, resulting in thousands of people missing their chance at a rebate
source: qctimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Picnik time at Google
source: businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Town of Ravenswood may become ghost town due to plant closings, headcrabs
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Proving it can keep pace with the Japanese auto industry, GM recalls 1.3 million cars
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Judge says philanthropist who made money investing with Madoff, and gave much of it to charity, has to return his profits
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(26)
 


Mon March 01, 2010
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apple rejects app because having your phone quack like a duck is not useful enough to an average user. (So leave your phone home on the next hunting trip)
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Orange and T-Mobile get ok'd by EU for merger. How this will affect anyone who cares is unknown
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"There is no legitimate fundamental reason for higher [gas] prices, but it is March 1st, so we have to expect to see them"
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prudential buys AIG's Asian unit for $35 billion. Analysts surprised they paid so much, considering its size
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Airline refuses to comply with woman's nutty demand, biatchiness
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canada's economy expands at annualized rate of five per cent in the fourth quarter, according to the most boring headline on Fark today
source: edmontonjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
So what happens to businesses when you cut profits, raise taxes, and ramp up unemployment to double digits? Well, they make fewer accounting mistakes, for one thing
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Runway at JFK airport to close for four months, causing travel delays around the country. Airlines prepare to charge $25 "change runway" fee
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Playboy to cut its workforce in half by outsourcing. Say hello to Miss March, Anuradha Bhatnagar of Bengal
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 

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