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Sun February 14, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CBC)
 
 
 
Good news: Cable provider offering to let you pay for only the channels you want to watch. Merde: In Quebec
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(124)
 
(SomeCapn)
 
 
 
The response to the public becoming aware of the dangers of your artificial sweetener? Rename it AminoSweet and market it as natural
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(108)
 
(KTVI)
 
 
 
Obama administration gives gas station $43,000 to fill tires with nitrogen. Submitter is waiting for his Monster cable stimulus grant to come through
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(118)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
A clean start: From real estate exec to laundromat owner (Featured Partner)
 
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, it turns out Wall Street didn't just fleece us hard-working Americans, they raped and pillaged half of Europe. This can only end well
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(61)
 


Sat February 13, 2010
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dumbass: Bank of America sued for foreclosing on the wrong house. Asinine: The third time they've repo'ed the wrong house. Stupid: They refuse to pay for damages other than changing the locks
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(81)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An old form of currency "the Euro" has been found on a shipwreck off an island in Greece
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(69)
 


Fri February 12, 2010
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's like Cash for Clunkers in reverse: Japanese drivers spooked by the Prius recall can get a 250,000 yen ($2,780) subsidy if they buy an imported "green" vehicle --- the 4700 pound, 16 mpg Hummer H3
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(73)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you had "Friday" in the pool for "Next time Toyota will recall one of their vehicles", your prize is on the left when you head out the door, But it's a Toyota so don't get too attached
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(30)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's almost like having friends and people who care about you. Almost
 
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
2000: A strong dollar is good for the United States. 2010: A strong dollar is ruining exports and destroying 150,000 jobs a year
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(32)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Some products like the Snuggie, Slap Chop, and Ped Egg may not really work, Ric Romero reports
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Americans form a huge line at the Buffett
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(13)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Crude oil prices climb above $75 per barrel on word that John Mayer is a racist douchebag
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(39)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
BA suspends 15 cabin crew members, pities those fools
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(13)
 
(Marty McFly)
 
 
 
Inventor of the "Pluto Platter" -- which thankfully was marketed as the "Frisbee" -- comes to the end of his Ultimate game
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(88)
 


Thu February 11, 2010
(techcrunch)
 
 
 
Google acquires vark.com for $50 million. Close but no cigar
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(38)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
MySpace CEO Van Natta quits after just nine months, which is pretty much what most MySpace users did four years ago
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(29)
 
(The Star Press)
 
 
 
Remember how the Democrats in Congress would say that raising the minimum wage would help Americans and actually create jobs? Um, yeah, about that
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(180)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
My big fat greek bailout
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(17)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Philip Morris profit tops estimates, plans to boost health through the intake of second hand stock
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(24)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
America's largest companies are sitting on $1.19 trillion in cash rather than hiring new workers and spurring economic growth. Scrooge McDuck approves
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(160)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Google's fiber network is attempt to force telcos to change. In other news, jumping in water forces you to get wet
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(40)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Not news: Debt collectors repeatedly call, threaten man about unpaid vehicle loan. Not news: He is pressing criminal charges and suing for harassment. Fark: Man never had a loan; the debtor once used him as a "reference"
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(73)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
It may seem a little bit loonie, but the Canadian dollar is rising in value, eh?
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jobless claims fall sharply in the last week on news that 55 inches of snow closes the unemployment office along with everything else
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(21)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
American Airlines takes the only excessive step left in the fee wars, charging $50 extra to fill an empty seat
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(64)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Study finds that the wealthy have almost no unemployment, while the poor have almost 30% unemployment
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(221)
 


Wed February 10, 2010
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Customer breaks her tooth on a Godiva chocolate pretzel, demands reparations. Godiva sends her a complimentary box of chocolates. Hey, at least it was something
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Survey shows that slow computers, poor toilet etiquette and use of office jargon such as "think outside the box" and "push the envelope" are among the things that annoy workers most
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(109)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve concerned that economic growth maybe be coming back; making preparations to combat this worrisome development. Yes, really
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(36)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In an attempt to avoid recalls Chevy introduces new brakeless driving system, said to be unstoppable
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(48)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines ditches Jones Soda as official in-flight beverage supplier, goes back to Coke. Apparently passengers didn't find candy-corn, turkey-and-gravy pop appetizing during turbulence
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(56)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Air Canada loses just $56 million in 2009 fourth quarter, which can easily be made up by applying a few dozen more fees to your ticket
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(22)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines suspends service to hippies in Humboldt County, CA after medical marijuana laws caused production to move to LA, ruining the local economy, man
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(14)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Former fast food chain employee sues for $5 million because his employer gave negative references
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(43)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Honda recalls 437,763 vehicles, a better time when they didn't suck so hard
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(131)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
6 global corporations started by founder's bad luck. No mention of getting drunk for 2 years after being stymied by squirrel with big nuts
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(14)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Playboy shareholder sues The Hugh Hefner™ for sticking his pen in the company ink
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(30)
 


Tue February 09, 2010
(Some Car Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Recession forces automaker to replace V8 engines with V6s. Fark: It's Ferrari
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(35)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Drink a beer that's hard to put down. Drink a beer that comes with a thick layer of extra foam. Drink a Böner
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(27)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Kraft, Sara Lee join Michelle Obama's anti-childhood obesity campaign
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(52)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andrew Bynum vs. San Antonio Spurs - ESPN Los Angeles
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(9)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Stocks climb on hopes for backdoor deal on Greece debt assistance
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(28)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Toyota: Hey ABC, remember all those awesome investigative stories you wrote about defects with our cars? Hey, we've got an awesome followup story for you. It's called: "Toyota pulls huge advertising money away from ABC"
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(133)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
After a spending spree, China's sovereign fund now owns $9.6 billion worth of major US companies, will use new shareholder leverage to demand labor cost cuts and more employee beatings
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(43)
 
(portfolio.com)
 
 
 
Google to Goojje: Cut that shiat out
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(27)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Apparently, Google is trying to turn Gmail into a Facebook competitor. I'm sure someone, somewhere thinks this is a good thing, but I can't imagine why
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(35)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Toyota recalls the Prius worldwide. Where is your smug now?
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(129)
 


Mon February 08, 2010
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good News: Chrysler to spend $550 million to build a massive new car factory in North America that will create 1,200 new jobs. Bad News: Mexico is technically part of North America
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(70)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
China quietly buying up stakes in major companies such as Apple, Coca-Cola, Johnson & Johnson, Motorola and Visa. How hard is it to learn Mandarin?
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(65)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
21 years of service means shiat in the new economy. Bank Of America can't stop itself from screwing even its own ex-employees on their mortgages
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(59)
 
(Financial Times)
 
 
 
Government employees and former bankers (the only people with any money left) are buying vast quantities luxury goods and cognac. This is good news
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(46)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan emerges from his hole and predicts six more years of high unemployment
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The legalization of gambling over the internet? Bet on it
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(51)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Tim Hortons finally quiets complaining customer -- by banning his whiny ass from the store
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(175)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Three months after emerging from bankruptcy, CIT Group hires ex-Merrill chief John Thain as CEO. This may test the limits of the space-time continuum. Be cautious on 42nd Street, New Yorkers
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(30)
 

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