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Sun December 27, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What can you do with $41? If you're in North Korea, you could be arrested for having too much money
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
If you visit Maine in your new boat, you owe sales tax on the boat
source: telegram.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Copyright lawyers would like to remind Christian teenagers wearing knock-off "Abreadcrumb & Fish" T-shirts and "iPray" hats about the Eighth Commandment
source: www2.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(238)
 
(AdWeek)
 
 
 
AdWeek compiles the freakiest commercials of 2009 (some Not safe for work)
source: adweek.blogs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
You're AT&T, and hipsters are clogging your internet tubes with their iPhones. Do you; c) Stop selling iPhones in New York City
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Not News: Best Buy offers free software with purchase. Fark: Software is already free
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"Heartbroken" and "very upset" consumer demands refund because her fiance's Christmas surprise was ruined by Wal-Mart's less-than-fully-opaque gift wrapping. OH, THE HUMANITY
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 


Sat December 26, 2009
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Top 10 office upgrades you can "write-off" on your taxes and yes, new keyboards make the list
source: lifehacker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
You would think by now people would know better than to buy anything from Best Buy
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Woman to walk away from a house she can afford because it's a bad investment. "I hate to sound cold and uncaring and contract-breaking, but I'm really OK with it."
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(242)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway Inc. eliminated 21,000 jobs this year; some people claim that there's a woman to blame but he knows it's his own damn fault
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CEO of Whole Foods forced to give up his position as chairman of the board because he "deeply offended" the company's Volvo-driving progressives by opposing ObamaCare
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 


Fri December 25, 2009
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Would you buy a Dodge from a serial killer?
source: capitalgainsandgames.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 


Thu December 24, 2009
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Bad: you lose your job. Worse: without notice. Worst: because the company went out of business. Fark: the week before Christmas. You've Got To Be Kidding: you're a truck driver, and they don't even get you a bus ticket home
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Let me explain the last decade's financial news. No, there is too much... let me sum up with 50 headlines
source: fool.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Garbage-removal company deals with billing disputes by blocking customers' driveways with dumpsters full of trash and leaving it there until they pay up
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Citizens Bank is giving all of its customers 1 AM wakeup calls for Christmas, subby got his last night
source: blastmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ponzi King Bernie Madoff transferred to prison hospital. Gosh, I hope it's not ass cancer
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Profit on TARP stands at $16 billion, so far. Tell me again, how was this a TRAP?
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Government-owned Fannie and Freddie CEOs receive compensation of $4-6 million each for losing a combined $111 billion. CENTCOM Commander Gen. David H. Petraeus made $180,000. You do the math
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Barnes & Noble is still guaranteeing that you'll get The Nook by Christmas, unless you're in Alaska. But, really, it's not like anyone in Alaska can read
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 


Wed December 23, 2009
(The Register)
 
 
 
Google is the most open company in the world, especially when they're not
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Sign # 48596783 of a Slow News Week: the phrase 'Fail Whale' finds its way into actual headlines
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(AEI)
 
 
 
"If the U.S. manufacturing sector were a separate country, it would be tied with Germany as the world's third-largest economy." How do you say "Dey took err jerbs" in German?
source: blog.american.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Treasury Sec. Geithner believes there will be growth in the spring. If the roots are strong, that is
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett, who pretty much owns the U.S. economy, called to the mat by a reporter with a third-grade understanding of finance
source: fool.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(smarter Travel)
 
 
 
Customers submit line-by-line instructions for how airlines can improve their business model. Airlines respond: "We can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are."
source: smartertravel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Treasury finds loopholes in stimulus package which require taxpayers to be on the honor system. Now here is a list of all of those loopholes, promise not to use them. No finger crossies
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(41)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
AOL approves plan to cut one third of employees; all four workers reported ok with the news
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(41)
 


Tue December 22, 2009
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ford, having somehow failed to get cost-cutting concessions from owners of its competitors in contract negotiations, offers to just buy them all out
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(86)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Banks with political ties got bailouts, study shows
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The economy grew by 2.2 percent last quarter, less than had initially been reported, but the most since 2007. So keep buying stuff
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Make $1million/month off Apple's iStore? Yea, there's apps for that
source: pcworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
FBI investigates alleged hacking and online theft at Citigroup. Spokesman for Citigroup flatly denies that any of the $24.37, two rubber bands and a bent paper clip has been stolen from Citi's coffers
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 


Mon December 21, 2009
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Finally, a rational article about gold prices. It's NOT a bubble. And there are FOUR LIGHTS
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times reporter does a shift at Wal-Mart. Her verdict: It's cult-like and icky, and she's glad she has a secure job in journalism
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(91)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Twitter has actually made a profit. No one is clear exactly how, but they did. Maybe it was volume
source: theatlanticwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ex-Microsoft CFO hired as future ex-GM CFO
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
In what must be the biggest case of brown nosing ever, a B.C. woman has donated her kidney to her boss
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walgreen shares rise on 20% jump in earnings, ability to out Wal-Mart Wal-Mart in selling cheap Chinese crap
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stock markets eagerly await the annual 'Santa Claus rally.' Here comes the economics
source: wdsu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. dollar rises to its highest level in three-months on news that Europe is collapsing, again
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(31)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Women who ate too many burgers criticize burger chains for advertising with women who don't eat burgers
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(46)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Shell sells $5 billion in wells to the Chinese on the Nigerian seashore
source: business.timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Dubai may go down as the largest investment scam in history. Abu Daddy on the hook for $80 billion
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
London Stock Exchange takes control of Turquoise. Fuchsia and Periwinkle Blue look on nervously
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bucyrus to buy Terexs' unit for $1.3 billion, marking the most expensive prison husband exchange in history
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Citadel Broadcasting Corporation files for bankruptcy because no one listens to commercial radio anymore
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 

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