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Sun October 18, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Good luck cancelling that Best Buy Mastercard
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Canon rewards customer's laziness by replacing his out-of-warranty printer. Guess not all corporations are evil
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(29)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch in talks to acquire NBC Universal. Please, stop dividing by zero
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(65)
 
(Time)
 
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(AP)
 
 
 
Colorado town claims cow manure can be converted into clean energy. Critics say that's just bullshiat
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(35)
 


Sat October 17, 2009
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Fragrant, full-body Belgian beer becomes increasingly popular in Japan, particularly with picky female drinkers. "I see more women taking their male bosses to our place"
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(42)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
AT&T to raise landline prices. In other news, Maxell to raise cassette tape prices
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(96)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
When President Obama is being briefed on the collapse of the commercial real estate market, you might want to panic
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Only one away from 100 failed banks in the USA with San Joaquin Bank in Bakersfield, CA. Who will assume your deposits America?
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China Mobile will spend $4.4 billion upgrading its 3G service in 2010. AT&T to spend 2010 listening to you complain about your iPhone dropping calls
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(43)
 


Fri October 16, 2009
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ring ring Ring ring Banana war
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(20)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
After threatening a small brewery and a beverage reviewer, Monster Energy threatens to sue an actual movie monster over trademark infringement. Cookie monster last seen fleeing to Canada
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(35)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart and Amazon are now in a race to see which company will be the first to actually pay you to read Sarah Palin's book
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(53)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Merck wins US approval to protect men from lumpy dick
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(19)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Sony: It's been two months, time for a new PS3
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(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rajaratnam and Kumar go to PMITA Prison for insider trading
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(16)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canada's annual deflation higher than expected. Also, if you strip out energy costs, its inflation was lower than expected
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(17)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
FCC is threatening to open access to broadband networks to encourage competition
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(44)
 
(Some Target)
 
 
 
Apparently having never heard of the Streisand Effect, the makers of Monster Energy are threatening product reviewers with legal action if they rate Monster beverages poorly
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(60)
 
(Chattahbox)
 
 
 
Since being elected, Fox News has blamed President Obama for the slumping markets. Dow Jones goes above 10,000. Fox News: Is this the Bush Recovery?
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(409)
 
(tipstrategies.com)
 
 
 
Time-lapsed US map of jobs gained/jobs lost from 2004 to 2009. Apparently, Skynet became self-aware sometime around October 2008
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(90)
 


Thu October 15, 2009
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In today's best use of the Obvious tag, it turns out that complex financial derivatives are "intractable" - meaning it's impossible to tell whether they've been tampered with as they pay off (or don't)
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(21)
 
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Don't get too excited by the DOW at 10,000; adjusted for inflation, that's 7,537. And compared to gold, it's near historic lows
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(96)
 
(The Virginian)
 
 
 
Who benefits from hyper-inflation? The government, since its debt gets wiped out. Who gets screwed? You. Enjoy your $3 billion loaf of bread
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(84)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson profits plummet as Baby Boomers realize their new mid-life crisis is funding their retirement rather than a desire to ride a Harley
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(96)
 
(Financial Times)
 
 
 
Legendary corporate raider Bruce Wasserstein closes his final deal, yet AOL still lives
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(12)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tim Geithner's IRS strong-arms 7,500 of the wealthiest Americans into paying their taxes, still trying to figure out his TurboTax® software
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(99)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Miss the Buick Regal? Yeah, pretty sure nobody else did either, but it's back anyway baby
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(69)
 


Wed October 14, 2009
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
That Sally Mangina has one hell of a name
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Dow passes 10,000 for the first time since the last time the Dow passed 10,000
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(204)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
My industry is recovering, my job, salary and bonuses are secure, so the next thing I would do is quit that job to take another in the same industry, at an 83% pay cut. Am I doing it wrong?
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(30)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania's plan to charge $100 toll on I-80 is typical shortsighted government greed: the free road generates $50 million annual profit and tolls would wreck the economy
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How Krispy Kreme took a flying fark through a rolling doughnut
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(107)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Woman reprimanded by employer for calling 911 without permission after accidentally drinking oven cleaner
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(176)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Price of wheat rises on news of new Wil Wheaton book
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(20)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For the first time in more than 35 years the, U.S. military has met all of their recruitment goals. Three hots, a flop, and all the incoming fire you can take
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(64)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
PC World calls T-Mobile's $100 apology an insult to Sidekick owners. All six of them nod approvingly
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(47)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Disney has turned to Apple to help re-imagine their Disney Store Chain. Employees will get the Apple Store feel with their own iPod Touch
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(19)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Ford announces 4.5 million additional recalls over faulty cruise-control deactivation switch that could turn Windstars into Deathstars
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(75)
 


Tue October 13, 2009
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
PricewaterhouseCoopers backs away from its insurance industry report on health care reform, completely undermining client
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(54)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Employees required to enter time spent on toilet in "compliance diary". Submitter knows what he'd use for ink
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(61)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nobody puts Bernie in a corner
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(35)
 
(Some Timbit)
 
 
 
Don't look now America, but Canada has taken over Fort Knox with a honey cruller
source: ottawacitizen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(autoblog)
 
 
 
VW to address a problem that nobody cared about: The ability to fornicate in the back of a VW New Beetle
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(54)
 


Mon October 12, 2009
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Local "Vermonster" brewer stands up to Monster Energy drinks' trademark bullying
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(58)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes columnist still doesn't realize the last ten years' growth were totally illusory
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(141)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Obama fails to win Nobel Prize in economics
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(267)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian tourism campaign launched to combine the two activities that Canadians find most thrilling: long stretches driving interspersed with stops to read roadside historical plaques
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(17)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
First woman wins Nobel prize for economics. So it looks like all those home ec. classes paid off
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain is in awe of new import from America - the Snuggie. Except they call it a 'Slanket' the way the Brits call a Quarter Pounder a Royale with cheese
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(51)
 
(The Earth Times)
 
 
 
Lufthansa to reintroduce internet service on its jets, allowing passengers to biatch about the latest Fark redesign while plunging to the earth from 20,000 feet
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(15)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
KKR is about to preside over the largest collapse of private equity investment in financial history. Good night, EFH. Hello, energy re-regulation
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(24)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lionel Pincus invests himself in worms, six feet under
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(5)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bank of America thinks it wise to place their fate in the hands of 12 Angry Men. What a puny plan
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(23)
 

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