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Sun October 04, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CNN)
 
 
 
47% of you slackers pay no federal income tax
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(226)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
In response to credit/debit card fraud, restaurants are introducing a way to pay for your meal at your table with a card, because apparently cash is no longer a valid way to pay for dinner
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Dutch start Europe's first camel dairy, proving once again that there's no idea so dumb that the Dutch won't try it first
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In praise of America's vanishing small-town eateries... which are vanishing in part because you have an equal chance of getting served a side of salmonella with your meal while soaking in that quaint small-town atmosphere
source: wisconsinrapidstribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Attention urban explorers: Renaissance Center towers might become Detroit's newest abandoned city real estate parcel, as GM considers relocating HQ employees to Warren in order to reduce tax hit
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(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
California: America's first failed state
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 


Sat October 03, 2009
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Just in case you were wondering: Yep, we're still boned
source: michaelscomments.wordpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Disney's acquisition of Marvel not likely to change the comic book industry
source: www2.hernandotoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Disney's acquistion of Marvel to change the comic book industry forever
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(10)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In an interesting change of venue, this week's bank failures are from Colorado, Michigan and Minnesota instead of Texas, Georga and Florida. Yay?
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(14)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-a has the best drive-thru in America. And the best chicken strips. And fries. And milkshakes. Really, it's the best farking fast food restaurant in America
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(407)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Taxing sodas could erase states' budget deficits, pay for health care, please smokers who are tired of being treated like a friggin' ATM when it comes to sales taxes
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(113)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canucks pose as Americans to get U.S. goods and services like Kindle, iTunes, free speech
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(49)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Sheinhardt Wig Company and Comcast still have many hurdles to jump before they can complete their merger
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 


Fri October 02, 2009
(CBC)
 
 
 
To Quebec, Lacrosse is slang to pleasure yourself. To the rest of North America, it is the new redesigned Buick by GM
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(43)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Retailers are gereing up for the holiday season with this year's hot toy, the Zhu Zhu Pet Hamster
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Business Journal)
 
 
 
Former Rocky Mountain News journalists abandon second attempt to create a subscription news site after only three months, saying they couldn't produce enough content to justify charging a fee
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(11)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Well, that was money well spent: GM and Chrysler are both likely to end up in bankruptcy court by the end of next year without another federal bailout
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(89)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
25,000 Disney workers receiving pay raises. Zip-a-dee-moolah
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(22)
 
(techflash.com)
 
 
 
Larry Ellison calls cloud computing 'nonsense' because you can't make yacht payments from it. Er, HE can't
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(130)
 
(Convenience Store News)
 
 
 
Domo announced as the new mascot of 7-Eleven. Every time you finish a Slurpee, God kills a kitten
source: csnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 


Thu October 01, 2009
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not News: GM sales down 45% in September, to 156,673. News: GM somehow found 156,673 people to buy their cars right after Cash For Clunkers expired
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(69)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
I didn't know countries were for sale
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Pajamas Media)
 
 
 
ACORN's manipulation of the Community Reinvestment Act accelerated creation of subprime mortgages
source: pajamasmedia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(253)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Health care reform would be so good for average Americans that the health insurers are spending nearly half a billion dollars to defeat it
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canada's stalled economy 'a shocker', Two with a "Pink Slip", One on the Brink
source: ottawacitizen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes 400 richest Americans 2009. Warning: Slideshow, Spoiler: You're not on it
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(53)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to rise
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(15)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett lost $10 billion this year. So, when you see him at the Country Kitchen, offer to buy him a Coke
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(34)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Comcast not in talks to buy NBC Universal
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(26)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Comcast in talks to buy NBC Universal
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(8)
 


Wed September 30, 2009
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bank of America chief Ken Lewis to retire by year's end, citing "Not enough time to spend rolling around in his swimming pools filled with BoA customers' overdraft fees"
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(39)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Between prize money, endorsements, and other business ventures, Tiger Woods has just become the first athlete to earn one billion dollars in his career
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(66)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Penske and GM collide, spin Saturn into oblivion. Thousands of jobs, corner pocket
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(247)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
JPMorgan's CEO: Banks shouldn't be too big to fail.....except when they are
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(9)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
What do basement dwelling Farkers and backpack makers have in common? They don't have a clue what to do with boobies
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(46)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Heineken taps company insider to run struggling U.S. division. Better luck next time, Drew
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian grape farmers' crops rot on vine as Canadian wineries slash production in tacit admission that the only thing consumers think is worse than Canadian wine is American beer
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(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Market is pulling down the shorts" - Sounds like we're all about to get screwed again
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 


Tue September 29, 2009
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The best sculpture of Bernie Madoff getting gored in the ass you'll see this week. (pic)
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(46)
 
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Publisher's Clearing House now sending prize patrol out to collect from deadbeats. Is zombie Ed McMahon coming to a neighborhood near you?
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(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News Channel, leading the competition in viewers by 16:9 ratio, decides to permanently broadcast that way
source: broadcastingcable.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
101-year-old lawyer: If I quit, I'll die and the Devil will collect on our agreement
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
The gap between America's rich and poor grew even wider this year, which is great since I was really starting to smell the poor's desperation
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(177)
 
(Financial Times)
 
 
 
"US Airlines' strategy can now be reduced to one word - survival"
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Six tips for lazy workers to get ahead
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(92)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Airlines add a $10 Santa's cocaine and hooker addiction surcharge to every flight during the holidays. They're not raising fares, it's just a fee
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(24)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
If you can't walk to any of the four corners of the block you are on but still need your Starbucks, then don't worry: Starbucks has started selling "instant crap in a cup" nationwide
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(118)
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
Guess where the Chairman of the committee investigating Countrywide got his mortgages
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 


Mon September 28, 2009
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cuba adopts a radical new form of socialism: Capitalism
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(64)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Bank gives customers access to their accounts via Twitter. This should end well
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(18)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
State Farm ranks West Virginians as most likely to hit a deer, cousin
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Civil servants found to miss more work, do less work than any other employee whose status is not 'clinically dead'
source: vancouversun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unemployment rate? Pffffft. If you really want to see if the economy's improving you should really be looking at men's tie colors and restaurant garbage
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(33)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Xerox to buy Affiliated Computer Systems for $6.4 billion
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(64)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Xerox to buy Affiliated Computer Systems for $6.4 billion
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gap founder dead at 81, will be buried in overpriced khakis whose quality has really gone down in the past few years
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(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish brewery unveils new low-alcohol beer called "Nanny State' months after government branded it "irresponsible" for brewing world's strongest beer (pic)
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(33)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
How to make money from your website, besides charging $5 a month for it: "If you want an ad to get a lot of clicks, tailor it for the young, male, dirty-futon crowd. Throw in a sweepstakes while you're at it"
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(47)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Head of National Gold Exchange discovers why it's probably smarter to invest in precious metals than gigantic music boxes
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gas prices have been dropping for two months, blamed on little understood concept called "supply and demand"
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hottest thing for brain-dead investors is "Zombie stocks" But, since zombies need brains, it's kind of a financial divide-by-zero
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 

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