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Sun September 06, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Worldwide glut of chapagne means it will be so cheap by Christmas even bums will be using it to brush their teeth with
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
People in Chicago are willing to wait four hours for the world's best casserole
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Big Mac, McDLT, a quarter pounder with some cheese, filet o' fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a happy meal, mcnuggets, tasty golden french fries, regular and larger size, a bloodcone, a salad, chef or garden, wait.. what?
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
What happened to the first Fortune 500? (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Prince Charles steps in to save Scotland's oldest bootstrap factory. If only there was a phrase for making a desperate effort to save yourself when on the brink of disaster
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 


Sat September 05, 2009
(Some Wolverine Prof)
 
 
 
The average price of a home in Detroit has fallen to $12,669
source: mjperry.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Netflix and Blockbuster stock prices plummet upon news that YouTube may soon rent movies, particularly the eagerly-awaited concert film "The Final Countdown 3D"
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(27)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Boeing 727 pilots for a Florida air cargo company claim their job includes no sick pay, shrinking wages and a plastic bag for a toilet. Fark: FAA does not require airlines to provide working restrooms
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(49)
 


Fri September 04, 2009
(Some Hobo)
 
 
 
402,000 Americans will run out of unemployment insurance by the end of this month. Happy Labor Day
source: bloggingstocks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
THE GUYBRATOR: UK Sex Toy Company Creates Male Vibrator. Gender Equality FTW!
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since it is Friday, we bring you the weekly report of the five banks shut down by regulators this week. Your dog wants a Treasury Bill
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(19)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Amazon offering $30 credit to victims of the Orwellian Kindle Incident. Which means they can overpay for even more digital content
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Microsoft granted stay allowing it to keep selling Word while it appeals decision in favor of patent troll, thereby preventing dangerous shortages of Comic Sans-formatted memos in offices everywhere
source: appleinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Canada adds 27,100 jobs in August, so that's about 24,800 jobs in American, right?
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
H&R Block to close 300 offices amid rumors that unemployed people don't need tax services to file welfare claims
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
June unemployment rate: 9.5 (scary) July: 9.4 (hooray the stimulus is working) August: 9.7 (gulp)
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(115)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Whole Foods Boycott: "It's rather amusing to watch supposed hippies swap loyalties with supposed neocons as if they were nervous couples at a swingers party"
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(73)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
"He's gonna fix the ecomony. He's gonna fix the abulanches. He's gonna fix the problems with the crops. Ladies and gentlemen, the Secretary of the Treasury, NOT SUUUUUURE"
source: business.timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Gold surges toward the $1,000-an-ounce mark. Au sh*t
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 


Thu September 03, 2009
(CNN)
 
 
 
Diebold's voting machine division vanishes like a Floridian electoral paper trail
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
North America's biggest French-language newspaper "La Presse" may stop "les presses" because of lack of "le cash"
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Why Europe won't stop Oracle from taking over Sun. Because they want +2 for all Temples?
source: businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Financial Times)
 
 
 
Jailing opposition and nationalizing the oil industry is one thing. Collapsing coffee production? Now that's going too far... Impeach Chavez Now
source: 207.56.179.67   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
If we can truly tie pay to performance in the financial world, we will establish more discipline than an army of regulators and a raft of rules can combined
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More and more businesses are hiring twits these days
source: mddailyrecord.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
100-year-old secretary still works a 40 hour week for 67-year-old son's business
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(38)
 


Wed September 02, 2009
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Hey, Leggo my gram-positive bacilli
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Microsoft, learning from drug dealers, is offering people the first hit for free
source: pcworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pfizer to pay $2.3 billion fine after pulling a major boner
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Will all automakers that have not been victim of a smear campain by the press, please step forward....not so fast Toyota
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Stunning research from the Holy Shiat I Can't Believe We Get Paid To Do This Institute of Economic Research: tax collections won't recover until the recession is over
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(50)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
A French language bookstore located in New York City's Rockefeller Center for the last 74 years surrenders
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(30)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
*bing* You're now free to use unauthorized parts in your 737s
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(35)
 


Tue September 01, 2009
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
EBay sells Skype for $2.75 billion to a group of drunk investors surfing for porn at 2am
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(32)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft says they're going to kick Apple's ass and they really mean it this time
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Marvel's existing contracts with Sony, Paramount, and Universal Studios theme parks will make Disney's purchase difficult to profit from
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(39)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Welcome to Etats Unis: The four-day workweek gains ground in the US
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New UV cured coating might be sprayed onto your cigarettes to make them less of a fire hazard. Won't that be tasty
source: specialchem4coatings.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
T-Mobile to charge you for the luxury of charging you. Want a bill? There's a bill for that
source: redtape.msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Lexus about to get the living fark sued out of them over some floor mats. Really
source: www3.signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 


Mon August 31, 2009
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boeing's CEO wants to move the company to China. Better tax him into a better attitude
source: dailyfinance.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Boeing announces new 787 test-flight date, which is the perfect occasion to recite random poetry learned in journalism school
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Autoblog.com)
 
 
 
The most celebrated car of 2009 is... a $40,000 Hyundai??
source: autoblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Some *Sniff* Guy)
 
 
 
You know times are bad when even NYC concaine dealers are reduced to telemarketing
source: nymag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Lexus soon to be the car of choice for 4:30 dinner reservations
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(86)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Offering your customers a free cup of coffee in NYC can lead to fines ranging from $200 to $2,000
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Just when the economy thought it was safe to get back in the water, here comes the commercial real estate crisis
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Baker Hughes spends $5.5 billion on BJs
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Worst. Takeover. Ever
source: techcrunch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(508)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? Neodymium
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 

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