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Sun August 09, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scottish whisky plants laying off workers in droves after people realize they don't have to swill overpriced crap that tastes like petroleum distillate to look cool when they could have a cool, refreshing Bud Lite
source: channel4.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Sign #4,820 that we didn't learn anything from the financial crisis: Oil surges $10 in four weeks on news that supply is plentiful and demand is down
source: mercurynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Forex)
 
 
 
This chart will make things perfectly clear
source: actionforex.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Argument of the week: Should high heels be banished from work?"
source: sundayherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(364)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Steve Jobs is on the cusp of devolving from the visionary radical we all love to a sad, old hypocrite and control freak - a sellout of epic proportions."
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hot dog vendor evicted form his corner because he couldn't pay his $53,558 monthly rent
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(178)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Canadians politely annoyed by Obama's 'Buy American' plan
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New York Times paid $1.1 billion for the Boston Globe in 1993. Current bid price: $94 million
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 


Sat August 08, 2009
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Guinness brewery marks 250th anniversary, 249 years since it first promised suckers free bar towels in promotion
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PayPal saddles its customers with new fees without telling them about them. That's why your TotalFark subscription cost $48.79 this month
source: gadgetell.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Top ten vehicles sold and purchased under CARS; GM still can't sell anything
source: blog.seattlepi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chain emails, viral marketing campaigns spread kind of like chlamydia
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alabama city destroying ancient Indian ceremonial mound to create a Sam's Club. Have they never seen a scary movie?
source: southernstudies.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
This Friday's bank closures brought to you by Florida and Oregon. Mark 72 on your scorecards at home, folks
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some of the dirtiest, smelliest, most dangerous jobs are suddenly looking a lot more appealing in this economy
source: wsbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
"More Americans are turning to charm school in a bid to gain an advantage over rivals in a job market battered by the longest economic slump since the Great Depression"
source: nationalpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 


Fri August 07, 2009
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Unintended consequence of the recession: homeowners are buying pigs so they never run the risk of running out of bacon
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
In a recession, Americans are finding bargains at yard sales. It's not news it's ABC.c ... look. it's just not goddamn news
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(BDCwire)
 
 
 
Worst possible sign of the bad economy: More people are becoming stand-up comics
source: wbbm780.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston Globe hopes liberals who refuse to acknowledge existence of Boston Herald will pay for online content
source: bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unemployment drops to 9.4%. Suck it, teabaggers
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(790)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"The Sims" creator eyes the world beyond games. His next venture will be a first person social interaction experiment called REAL FARKING LIFE
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 


Thu August 06, 2009
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When it comes to drinking with colleagues, the risk is very high that something negative will come out of it, or what Fark calls its bread and butter
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The dialogue in the newspaper industry should not be about building paywalls, punishing aggregators, tweaking copyright laws or anything else that would constrict, rather than build, the online audience for newspaper content"
source: niemanlab.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WHARRGARBL no longer free. People will have to pay extra for that
source: businessday.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
More coffee shops are getting tired of you mooching their free wifi and not spending $3 on a cup of coffee, some even putting locks on electrical outlets
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More than half of mortgages in the US will be underwater/upside down by 2011
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Whole Foods CEO: "We sell a bunch of junk"
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 


Wed August 05, 2009
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Starbucks is attempting to speed up their service Fark: By timing how quickly store managers can put together a Mr. Potatohead
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Washington can only see the economic activity it has created, not the activity it has destroyed
source: article.nationalreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Profits at Tokyo Disneyland fall by 78 percent due to bad weather, fear of swine flu, and underperforming used Snow White panties vending machines
source: variety.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs makes $100,000,000 per day playing Russian roulette with the world economy. It's cool, they know what they're doing
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(40)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Slow cookers make comeback during economic downturn, allowing people to save money by using $18 worth of electricity to cook a $4 roast
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(396)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why CNBC audience numbers are down 28 percent: "CNBC gets its best ratings when the markets are tanking and as the fear of wholesale failure subsided, CNBC began to lose some of its appeal"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The real winner of the Madoff scandal? Madoff's lawyer who's set to make $250 million to break-up of the fraudster's fake investment firm
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Netflix streaming technology may be coming to the Wii and iPhone. Suck it Blockbuster
source: afterdawn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 


Tue August 04, 2009
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Donald Trump buys his bankrupt casinos from debt holders for pennies on the dollar... again. If you loan this man money, you are dumbest person on the face of the planet
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ford again ranked #1..and #2...and #3...in the most traded-in vehicles under cash for clunkers
source: autos.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
In latest proof that the recession is starting to bite hard, drinkers abandoning good beers to buy cheap Natty Lite and Budweiser
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Suzuki's profits do their best impression of the samurai
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night..." Economic downturns? Not so much
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 


Mon August 03, 2009
(Plum Line)
 
 
 
Network execs, whose programs are carried for free over the public airwaves, complain about covering Obama press conferences
source: theplumline.whorunsgov.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
US manufacturing sector predicted to grow next month, for the first time since the 1950's
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why blogs won't keep newspapers from going bankrupt (with Fark mentions)
source: dailyillini.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"The Shack has arrived"
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ford to report sales increase in July from last year on news that people were given cash to buy their clunkers
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 

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