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Sun September 07, 2008
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(AP)
 
 
 
OPEC draws a line in the sand, promises that oil will not drop below $100 a barrel
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(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
Red Hat buys Israel-based Qumranet. Now to be known as Black Hat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart sued for paying employees with gift cards. An injunction was also filed to stop arranged marriages for customer associates
source: digitaljournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cabbage Patch kids turn 25, find it difficult to shed their adolescent image
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Comcast decides to use its Department of Motor Vehicle powers to remove the elderly from the roads- and you thought they only controlled the FCC
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Future tolls on DC highways could run over $1 a mile, but that's small price to pay to get the hell out of Washington
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One in 14 people has lied to their insurance company. In related news, 13 of 14 people have had their insurance company lie to them
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
All your mortgages are now our mortgages
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Sat September 06, 2008
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why men visit brothels - a prostitute's view. "There is even one man who asks the girls to sit on his back, smack him and call him Blacky the horse"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
United States outstanding debt to increase by $5 trillion on Monday, from $14 to $19 trillion excluding all future obligations and municipal, county, state, corporate, and personal debts
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Altria (aka Philip Morris) might buy smokeless tobacco and wine maker UST. Smokless wine, what will they think of next?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 10 most affordable housing markets: why doesn't anybody want to live in MI, IN, OH, or PA?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Prices for chicken, ham and rice have soared 40 percent this year in trend economists warn could spell the end of jambalaya as we know it
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(AP)
 
 
 
Good news: Microsoft deploying in-store customer-service reps. Bad news: you're not allowed to pummel them with Vista boxes
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
What do you get when you combine four computers, $100,000 in capital, and two really, really clever guys. If you don't know the answer, try Googling it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Large financial institution fails where the son of a presidential hopeful was a board member. Haven't we heard this before?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Beer sales post highest increase since 1990. "People gotta drink no matter what's going on with the economy"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you had September 5th in the "Government seizes Fannie and Freddie" pool, come forward to collect your winnings
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Fri September 05, 2008
(BBC)
 
 
 
Energy company decides it's been undercharging family-run hotel for the past four years, sends six figure bill to make up the difference. It's not all bad though, they're giving them 25% off
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Continental Airlines introduces $15 fee for 1st checked bag
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Samsun to aquire Sandisk. New company to be named Samsan Sundisk
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fartknockers MCD, IRF, POT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Up in the sky is it a bird, a plane... oh hell it's the unemployment rate
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Brazil declines to join OPEC, believes that it is still strong enough taunt and extort its oil customers all by itself
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
Coney Island's legendary Astroland amusement park will close for good on Sunday, after 50 years
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(NoName247)
 
 
 
The Start of the Microsoft $300 Million Dollar Image Campaign. Seinfeld and Gates in the commercial that is selling nothing - what's the deal?
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Thu September 04, 2008
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks fall on news that field-dressing a moose isn't actually a qualification for VP
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Two words you don't want to hear describing the continuing economic deterioration: "Financial Tsunami"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
JPMorgan, facing stiff Federal probe, pulls out of the muni-interest rate swap business. Wife-swapping at the executive level still kosher
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(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
OPEC won't cut oil production this month because the Miami Dolphins are undergoing a rebuilding year
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Americans' productivity stronger than expected, despite what you are doing right now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why oil inventory predictions never seem to match actual inventory reports? Commodity market regulators are wondering the same thing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fine upstanding business analysts from CNBC's Fast Money would like it if you purchased: Potash Corporation of Saskatchewan Inc, Schlumberger Ltd, Huntsman Corporation and El Paso (the company, not the town)
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Boeing machinists vote to strike, shirley they can't be serious
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Citibank, All the evil of Superman 3. Minus the red Kryptonite
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why gas companies refuse to lower prices, despite crude falling 25 percent since July. Surpringingly, answer not, "Because we can. Fark you and your Escalade"
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Wed September 03, 2008
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ford Motors says sales off 27%, optimistic about Flintstone foot-powered car in development
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
HR executive accidentally sends out information about upcoming job cuts to the entire company. Oops
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not News: The median weekly income for American workers has not grown in real terms in the last eight years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. gives Venezuela 250K barrels of oil. Wait, wut?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Coke purchases Chinese juice maker for $2.4 billion, hoping to prevent another "pee pee in Coke" joke
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cramer feels that the negative sentiment on Wall Street is "totally overblown." Like, totally
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The fastest-growing part of the global bond market is faltering after a Bahrain-based group of Islamic scholars decreed that most bonds ran afoul of religious rules
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(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
OPEC to cut oil supply production to celebrate the kickoff of the NFL season
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Even if the European Central Bank holds rates, the euro's supremacy on the currency markets is close to an end
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(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs: My oil price target is still waaay bigger than your oil price target
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fartknocker fartknockers want fartknockers to knock farts onto Staples, Joy Global and Fartknockers
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Vogue India editor defends 16-page fashion spread featuring toothless women modeling $10,000 Hermès Birkin bag and starving babies wearing $100 bib: "Lighten up, Vogue is about realizing the power of fashion"
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Tue September 02, 2008
(CTV)
 
 
 
John Deere sends a Dear John letter to Canada
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
2008 Best Lemonade Stand in America
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(Cape - Gazette)
 
 
 
Yahoo's stock breaks $19. Microsoft's "massively undervalued" $31 offer looking pretty good right now
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
After installing Chrome, make sure to read the fine print
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
In a rare moment of compassion, United's plan to stop serving hot meals on international flights and to instead throw a $9 sandwich down your throat has been axed, after several "feedbacks" were received
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(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
I survived Hurricane Gustav and all I got was this cheap barrel of oil
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Fast Money Fartknockers had three whole days to come up with their picks, and the best they could do is Excel Maritime, Gold ETF, Golar LNG and Wells Fargo
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(Financial Times)
 
 
 
GM expected to flog its OnStar system with ads showing how it helped people fleeing Gustav after their POS cars broke down on the highway
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Recession can be good for your health. Well, not you specifically. Just society as a whole
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Mon September 01, 2008
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian shoe magnate Thomas J. Bata dies at age 93. May God have mercy on his sole
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Study finds call centre workers "stressed and depressed." Boo hoo. Like it's our fault they didn't go to college
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oil down almost $5 on news that Bush's hurricane making machine is having technical difficulties
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The ugliest cars of all time - and proof that Americans do ugly better than anyone else (pics)
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(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
Countrywide suit could throw the entire title insurance business into disarray. Bank of America ponders $1,000 ATM fee to offset their poor investment
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