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Sun August 24, 2008
(Some P.O.d TFette)
If you ever gave your credit card number to NetZero, you might want to check it. They are now charging $9.95/yr. to keep your old email address active, and they aren't asking first. Asshats
Q: Gawd, like, why is my coworker so immature? A: "Research on adult development consistently proves that maturity is not related to age." Fark: Penis
250 square foot studio condominium, kitchenette, sofa-bed, balcony, wardrobe - a steal at just $279,000
Step 2 is apparently "get moved to a later flight," as airlines are bumping more passengers and doling out more compensation
(Sunday Herald)
Best Western loses personal data of 8 million customers. Feels stupid, clearly did not stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night
Jim Rogers, who in April 2006 correctly forecast oil would reach $100 a barrel and gold $1,000 an ounce, said he expects oil to continue to increase over the next decade
As gas prices drop, $57 Cheerios and $480 Power Bars make it unlikely Americans will drive more
Down times force employers to incentivize their employees by offering them such lucrative things as job titles and motivational posters. Executive-level still gets stock options, company car and yacht
Sat August 23, 2008
Fri August 22, 2008
Thu August 21, 2008
GM to invest $500 million in new compact car, lease it, take it back, and crush it by 2013
In Quebec, by legal decree / Margarine was as white as could be / But now they're more mellow / And allow the bright yellow / Habitants can now spread the glee
Barnes & Noble lowers yearly sales projections on news that pretty much everyone knows how to order from Amazon at this point
(ATM Marketplace)
That $2 ATM fee will soon go toward paying for commercials you have to watch while waiting for your cash
Apple takes complete responsibility for iPod Nano fires. Just kidding, they threw the battery manufacturer under the bus
Quantas profit up 46% on new "Meh, we're due anyway so let's save money on maintenance" plan
If you own Home Depot stock, you can go ahead and use the stock certificates as toilet paper now
(The Business Sheet)
Rare public appearance proves 91-year old mogul Kirk Kirkorian not dead yet
Microsoft hires Jerry Seinfeld to investigate what is up with the Mac's one-button mouse. I mean, really?
US private equity firm Lone Star has schwartz even bigger than that of IKB Deutsche Industriebank
Hallmark introduces gay marriage cards and they are fabulous
An inconvenient economic truth: the biggest threat to America isn't CO2, it's IOUs
(The Business Sheet)
Jailed newspaper mogul Conrad Black appears to have joined the Crips. Also, cellmate now personal butler
Oil prices up to $121 on news that $117 got greenlit by Fark, and probably something to do with the Yankees
Publishers whine that the internet is preventing them from charging $150 for a 30-page Philosophy textbook
Bloomberg backs down on wacky Manhattan wind farm idea... Boone Pickens dies a little inside
They're gettin' busy in the Burger King boardroom. Profits up 42%
Oil prices hit $117 a barrel on news that we're going to war with someone, probably the Cubs or whatever
The weak U.S. economy has parents saying "Goodbye Berkeley, and Hello Ed's Discount School of Book-Learnin'"
Spanish debt collection agency sends round men in top hats and tails. Just to take the piss a bit more
Wed August 20, 2008
Tue August 19, 2008
Mon August 18, 2008
Fed's solution to solving the country's credit crisis is the same as your solution to solving your credit crisis: wait and pray
GM, a long time sponsor of the Academy awards will be fashionably late this year, and by "fashionably late" I mean revoking its sponsorship
GM returns to employee pricing while they still have employees
Barron's: Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac look about as healthy as Bernie Mac, expect "quasi-nationalization"
The financial crisis, once thought to be over, may actually get much, much worse. Which tends to happen when you give popped-collar douchebags the keys to a multi-trillion dollar economy with no oversight
Lehman shares edge lower on 3rd quarter worries. Start placing your naked shorts while you still can
New NYC World Trade Center to be finished by the a) 10th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, b) 11th anniversary, or c) sometime before the end of the century?
Five ways to screw up an economic recovery. Or, in other words, the Democratic Party's economic platform
GM is down on its knees pleading, but still can't find anyone who wants a Hummer
Oil rises above $113 on tropical storm concerns, news of Cubs winning 2 out of 3 in Flordia
In the face of global recession alcohol, tobacco and candy makers report healthy sales
Uncle Ben struggles to define what institutions he would allow to fail. If only there were a textbook, that he had written, we could consult for insight on the issue
American celebrities bankrupting Brazil or something like that
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