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Sun July 27, 2008
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(Financial Times)
 
 
 
Rising price of oil results in two related sectors enjoying booming production: bicycles and handguns
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(32)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The most expensive cities in the world to live in. Why yes they did figure beer and pornography into the equation
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(29)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Surprising many, drive-in theaters still popular 75 years after their inception, despite the rise of modern multiplexes. The three guys hiding in your trunk approve
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(170)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Rolling in dough from record-high oil prices, Alaska to give every resident $3,200
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(30)
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
Plummeting Wall Street bonuses expected to hit luxury goods companies and real-estate brokers especially hard, while owner of World's Tiniest Violins Inc. looks forward to booming business
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(14)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
High gas prices are making people change their lives - moving closer to their jobs, taking mass transit and carpooling, and shopping closer to home instead of at far-away megamalls. Why do these people hate America?
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(35)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
AT&T files petition with FCC to prevent competitors from launching 4G wireless high-speed data service because it would be far faster than AT&T's present service and thus would be against the consumers' best interest
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(45)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Investigation reveals televangelist's business empire rife with corruption and nepotism. If you can imagine such a thing
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(26)
 
(Occupy.com)
 
 
 
Nevada leads country in foreclosures... again. WE'RE #1 WE'RE #1
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(19)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Thankfully, they just don't make cars like this anymore
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(64)
 
(Occupy.com)
 
 
 
FDIC takes over 28 bank branches in Nevada, Arizone and California. No, this is not a repeat
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(31)
 


Sat July 26, 2008
(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Man finds new business model cleaning up foreclosed homes after families are evicted; "I see it ending about five years down the line with all the inventory banks have"
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nike pulls Hyperdunk ads due to objections that a picture of a crotch pressing against somebody's face with the caption "That Ain't Right" is homophobic. How gay
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(29)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Beers with more alcohol, flavor gain market share.' Ric *hic* Romero reporting
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(18)
 
(Some Drawler)
 
 
 
Hooo-WEEE, y'all better mosey down to yer local Ford dealer PRONTO and take a gander at th' brand-spankin' new '09 F-150. Cuz y'all know, no respectable Texan would be caught dead driving a gas-sippin' pussified see-dan
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Honda reports record profits by following radical plan of building cars that don't suck
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(42)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A new standard to measure poverty takes into account various expenses considered necessary "to participate in society", such as being able to get drunk twice a month
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(20)
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
All you guys seeing the light at the end of the credit crunch tunnel? Yeah, not so much
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(36)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
There was some good economic news today. Well, except for the two failing national banks seized by the Feds this evening
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(40)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
XM-Sirius Merger. Book it. Done
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(78)
 


Fri July 25, 2008
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
GM is so desperate to sell cars that they're willing to turn into something resembling a cult just to get Cobalts off the lot
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(58)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
One out of every 171 homes in the United States received a foreclosure notice between April and June
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(99)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Under new federal regulations, miniature golf will be illegal because it's too hard
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(66)
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
Crocs blows quarter, says stock would go up if only the clogs were hygienic and safe to wear around escalators
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(40)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"We work on a sliding scale. We can go as low as $123 a barrel." "Keep sliding."
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(72)
 
(Business Times)
 
 
 
FDIC Chairman, Sheila Bair, reacts to market slump by shooting messengers. Apparently, the real culprit in high prices is... bloggers?
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(44)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
A quarter of all bottled water consumers are buying less than they did a year ago and sales are down nearly ten percent. Eau no
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(31)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apparently people are pulling money over the FDIC limit out of WaMu accounts in what is definetly not a run on the bank. Bankers' Pen seen high-fiving each other
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's a good chance you're just 11 days from financial ruin
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(59)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Further proof of recession: more than 5 MILLION people must not have enough money for a stamp to send in the paperwork to collect their stimulus check
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
From the Department of Self-Interest: Utilities say grid can handle electric cars, add that the stuff coming out of smokestacks is just rainbows and dreams
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Thu July 24, 2008
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
H2a1s1b2r1o1 S1u1e1s1 S1c2r1a1b2u1l1o1u1s1
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(15)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The richer are getting richer, the poor are getting poorer, and Leon's getting larger
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(85)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Facebook whoring it up with Microsoft
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(8)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Google AdWords auctions have rules, just like Calvinball does
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(28)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
As global population explodes, water resources are being strained, possibly creating a commodity market for water similar to oil. And thus began the wars for water
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(102)
 
(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
France votes to allow workers to exceed 35 hours per week, if they want to. Can Velveeta slices be far behind?
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(22)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
A former consultant for Anheuser-Busch in St. Louis accused of stealing from the company. His punishment is expected to be watered down and tasteless
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(80)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
I'm not sure if we can let your satellite radio companies merge [cough, cough, wink, wink]. Oh looky, an envelope with $19.7 million in fines from you. ... You know, on second thought, one company isn't such a bad idea after all
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(15)
 
(The Business Sheet)
 
 
 
Frozen yogurt chain Pinkberry ducks racism scandal by tossing "Chinaman" juicers
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(37)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
New study finds that people have to get to work somehow, and if they get robbed along the way, that's a risk they're willing to take
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(54)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines once again fails to receive memo that airlines must lose money, suck
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(180)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer says its time to buy a house - NOW (he has said the opposite for a while)
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(47)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Cialis a source of firm growth at Eli Lilly
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(7)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Occidental Petroleum sets second quarter profit record. WHOOPS, our bad
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(17)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
National City bank loses $1.76 billion, now searching under cushions of the world's largest sofa
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(9)
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
Obama, McCain profess their love for Bernake... that is until he raises rates to fight soaring inflation
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(10)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ford loses $8.7 Billion in second quarter of 2008, shakes self out of stupor, bringing entire fuel-efficient Euro lineup to the U.S
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(72)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Spain slashes economic growth forecast to 1.6% amid news that workers sleep all afternoon
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(8)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The arctic could hold 90 billion barrels of oil. And, conveniently, will soon melt so that it will be easier to extract the oil
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(88)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Gas expected to drop to $3.50 a gallon by Labor Day. Quick: Someone blame Bush
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(94)
 


Wed July 23, 2008
(Guardian)
 
 
 
McDonald's is a big success in France. Maybe because it's the only restaurant there with no organ meat on the menu
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(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
When homeowners lose their homes in forclosure, we laugh at them and call them stupid. When banks make high-risk investments on subprime debtors and lose, we issue $300,000,000,000 to bail them out
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(253)
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
That's it, we're screwed. Even the porn industry is suffering now
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nissan partners with state of Tennessee to develop pure electric cars, hopes their vehicles will pass array of "hold my beer, watch this" tests
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Four out of 10 U.S. CEOs believe the weak dollar has had a negative impact on business. In related news, six out of 10 US CEOs are idiots
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(39)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
GM will lose the title of world's largest automaker for the first time in 77 years
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(31)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ford, in an effort to stop people buying small foreign cars, plans to start importing more small foreign cars. Take THAT, foreign car companies
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(25)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Amazon, Sony decides to introduce one of the most idiotic tech devices ever conceived. (This message brought to you by last year)
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(112)
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
Hedge-fund manager who made $3.7 billion betting on housing-market collapse is now getting ready to reverse bet and go the other way
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(57)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to swim with sea lions in a mall, now is your chance. Yeah, us neither
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(90)
 
(AppleInsider)
 
 
 
Microsoft offers first hints at anti-Apple marketing blitz for Vista... FOR VISTA
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(240)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
AOL may become the slut at the gangbang with Microsoft, Yahoo and Google
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(8)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
How you can ease the pain of car ownership. Staying out of the back of a Volkswagen mysteriously absent
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stocks poised to open higher for Day Three of our government-controlled economy
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(27)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pfizer pfrofits pfreaking pfly
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(6)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The price of crude drops for another week because.... *shakes magic 8-ball*... Hurricane Dolly did NOT destroy oil rigs in the Gulf of Mexico
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(28)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Head of California's unemployment board fired
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(19)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mama don't take my Vodafone, mama don't take my Vodafone, mama don't take my Vodafone awaaayaay
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(7)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
How McDonald's is drinking Europe's milkshake
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(21)
 


Tue July 22, 2008
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson unveils their new 2009 models designed specifically for wide-assed biker babes
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(31)
 
(The Business Sheet)
 
 
 
FOX morning show paid to put McDonald's coffee in front of anchors. Fortunately, they don't have to drink it
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oil will hit $300 per barrel in the next 10 years, or about $15 per gallon at the pump
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(83)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Introducing the 2010 Dodge Charger. What's that? Oh, sorry -- ahem -- introducing the 2010 Chevy Camaro
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(97)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
UAL stock soars 42 percent on news that last year, they only lost $2.7 billion, your luggage, grandmother and cat
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(5)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The "I'm robbin' it" guy finished fourth in the McDonald's MySpace jingle contest
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(67)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Congressional Budget Office says bailing out Fannie and Freddie could cost as much as spending five months in Iraq
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(50)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Washington Mutual asks Henry Paulson to help fix the U.S. housing market by implementing an 18th-century Prussian covered-bond system. What could possibly go wrong?
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(23)
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
As Apple's stock tanks, Wall Street bestows its vast wisdom on the world: When stocks go down, they are cheaper
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(86)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Wachovia loses $8.86 billion, cuts dividend and says, "Trust us, your money is safe here"
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(100)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Icahn calls truce in Yahoo war, agrees to return France's sovereignty
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(15)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Debt collectors finding it difficult to collect. Now resorting to sending out personalized service with guys named Guido
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(74)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ford marks 100th birthday of the Model T by wishing they sold something nearly as popular today
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(37)
 


Mon July 21, 2008
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"The U.S. has become a socialist economy." Earth to Meekus, it has been since 1929. Shhhh... don't wake zombie Ayn Rand
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(173)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
A map of probability of disruption of oil supply as tropical storm Dolly approaches hurricane intensity. EVERYBODY SPECULATE
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(18)
 
(Cape - Gazette)
 
 
 
Why XM is screwed: Most new customers innocent bystanders who just happen to be buying new cars
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(78)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
New study finds that firing all your reporters will affect the quality of your newspaper for some damn reason or other
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(74)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
IBM's profit has risen 22 percent from last year, topping estimates
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(25)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Aw, how cute... Motorola's all butt-hurt over ex-exec going to work for Apple
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most of Philadelphia's pharmaceutical distributors made it through a rough weekend. The key word is "most"
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(11)
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
McDonald's: Starbucks is a great company, let's be like them... whoops
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(36)
 
(Cape - Gazette)
 
 
 
Yahoo gives Carl Icahn three board seats and a big glass of STFU
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(6)
 
(Times Herald Record)
 
 
 
Another victim of high gas prices: Carnies. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands
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(99)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
European Union, tired of not being on Fark.com for a whole day, makes the acre illegal as a unit of measurement as a pathetic cry for help
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Economists emerge from their burrow, see shadows. Looks like we're in for two more quarters of recession
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(48)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines has twice the market capitalization of the Big Six airlines combined, oil heged at $51 per barrel through next year and plans to expand their fleet. You are now free to move about the country
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