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Sun July 06, 2008
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ethanol is the new reason for spikes in oil prices, according to OPEC
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(33)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
You know the economy is bad when Mexicans are returning home
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(53)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Burger King is launching an ad blitz featuring Burger King's son "Little King" designed primarily to make young kids want to eat there. Where is your Grimace now?
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(28)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
Baby on the way? Time to make a budget (Featured Partner)
 
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As more parents decide to raise their children in the city, they are shocked to find that their downstairs neighbors generally don't like the pitter patter of little snowflake feet
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(94)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Google figures out what the meaning of "is" is. Is there anything they can't do?
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(21)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Maintaining a negative account balance with Sprint? That's a disconnectin'
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(33)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently, the rising tidal wave of housing foreclosures will NOT abate just because McCain or Obama wins the election. Wait, you mean one man CAN'T turn an economy on a dime?
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(110)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You know your economy sucks when... even members of the Optimists Club use words like "terrified" "disgusted" and "scary" to describe their outlook
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(81)
 


Sat July 05, 2008
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
9 WTFark Questions With...Ian Edwards!
 
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
Who's responsible for $150 oil? Here's a list of the actual villains: (Hint: It doesn't include speculators, Russia, or OPEC)
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(79)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
GM is considering offering a car in the U.S. that could completely turn things around for them. Let's see how long it takes them to give it the axe
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(46)
 
(Biz Journal)
 
 
 
Slow economy is not affecting Olive Garden or Red Lobster. Bad taste is recession-proof
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(83)
 
(The Earth Times)
 
 
 
Volkswagen to build its new U.S. manufacturing plant in Alabama. Locals plan to entertain visiting executives with fun stories about how grandpappy shot their ancestors in World War 2
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(25)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The fashion world, in addition to being behind every political assassination of the last 300 years, is also racist
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(190)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The People's Republic of California won't enforce million-dollar fine for fear of being "outgunned" in court
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(14)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Hey there, are you a wealthy businessman who's thinking about leaving the US to escape high taxes? Think again about your cunning plan
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(88)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you think Facebook is annoying now, wait until you start getting bombarded with Microsoft Office staplers and poked with Slim Jims
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(15)
 
(Daily Yomiuri)
 
 
 
Japan panicking over possible introduction of genetically modified soybeans from USA into its tofu, soy sauce, and miso paste
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In an attempt to fight rising prices at the pump, Maryland city has started using nitrogen to fill the tires on municipal vehicles. Damn inflation
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(44)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Canada's second largest bank will take a C$96 million charge because math is hard
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(9)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Top 10 most lucrative college majors. Shockingly, 18th-century British Literature nowhere to be found
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(67)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
So it begins. Fuel crisis leads to theft of used cooking oil from fast food joints. Max Rockatansky on the case
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(13)
 


Fri July 04, 2008
(The Register)
 
 
 
Verisign says we just passed the tipping point
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(15)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gold traders are partying like it's 1980. Which means lots of coke, bad hair and even worse clothes
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(22)
 


Thu July 03, 2008
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chrysler to offer cellular internet access in its cars. Pencil sharpener, soap dispenser canceled at the last moment
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(40)
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley was wrong: oil didn't reach $150 by July 4th...only $145
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(60)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Look at the person to the right of you. Now look at the person to left of you. One of you will be out of a job in six months. Pied Piper no longer accepting IOUs, demands payment
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(107)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Today's forecast calls for a strong Credit Crisis followed by massive bankruptcies and job losses. With continued crappy economic conditions for the foreseeable future. This is Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, signing off
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(13)
 


Wed July 02, 2008
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If the market worsens, GM could actually go bankrupt. If so, the resulting court case could drag on until the Sun turns red dwarf or Duke Nukem Forever comes out, whichever is first
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(96)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
We are now officially in a bear market. Colbert seen readying his shotgun
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Netflix is making a pile of cash on news that people don't want to waste expensive gas driving to expensive theatres
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Mexico Supreme Court rules arbitration provisions in Dell computer contracts are invalid and unenforceable
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(33)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hedge fund fugitive Sam Israel III turns himself in. Suicide is painless, 20 years in PMITA prison... not so much
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(120)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Boss, gas prices are so high... can I get less work to do, more time to do it and higher pay for not getting it done?
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(27)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions... that'll be $46.72, please pull up to the next window
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(27)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Auto industry has its worst June in 17 years. Subby has to go see a man about a horse
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(44)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Blockbuster says it is withdrawing its proposal to buy Circuit City due to "market conditions"
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(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
We've sent the London Underground janitors on a 48-hour strike. Let's find out if anyone can see the difference
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(14)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Former Bank of England policy maker says the central bank should avoid raising interest rates to curb inflation as the mortgage market edges close to "a famine''
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(4)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
In case you haven't had enough paying $4.69 for gas, milk will soon follow suit
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(41)
 


Tue July 01, 2008
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
InBev to Anheuser-Busch: If we have to... we will crush you
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(34)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Burger King, hoping to lure more moms into his chambers, unveils new kids' meal consisting of mac and cheese and apple fries
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(21)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
NewsFlash
 
Starbucks to close 600 stores in the US. Subby wonders if that includes one of the Starbucks in Houston that is built across the street from a Starbucks
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(616)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
1600 of the Netherlands 750 coffee shops for sale because of new tobacco ban
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(53)
 
(MPR)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart guilty of violating Minnesota labor laws two million times. No word on whether that was per day or per hour
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(60)
 
(Cape - Gazette)
 
 
 
Chinese YouTube raises monster cash
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(9)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Rubik's Cube slated to be No. 1 Christmas gift this year. No, this is not a repeat from 1980
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(186)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
U.S. market falling faster than Tara Reid on a Saturday night
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(110)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
With a ban on hydrogenated oils starting today in NYC, NJ bakers are hoping New Yorkers cross the river to visit the Larden State for their baked goods fix
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(230)
 
(Cape - Gazette)
 
 
 
Hulu: Big consumer success, but still very small business
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(14)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Despite their venture into bear country, stocks haven't had a big-volume blowout selloff yet and some on Wall Street aren't happy about it
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(20)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chrysler announces plans to close a minivan plant in Missouri, surprising many who didn't know Chrysler still had plants in the U.S
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(19)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Dell introduces Windows Vista Bonus package. The bonus is a copy of Windows XP
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(62)
 


Mon June 30, 2008
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Top three vehicle styles Detroit automakers should build in order to escape certain bankruptcy: (1) 30mpg big minivan; (2) 40mpg cheap midsize sedan; (3) 30mpg man-sized pickup truck
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(87)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Oil prices fall on news that Mini-Me's sex tape has been pulled from circulation
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(33)
 
(The Business Sheet)
 
 
 
Architect who designed Dubai's rotating skyscraper hasn't designed a skyscraper before but "feels ready to do so." Also, that "honorary doctorate from Columbia University" on his resume? He didn't really mean that
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(201)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Good news: High energy costs have made building things in the USA more attractive. Bad news: America's industrial capacity is so withered nobody can take advantage of it
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(62)
 
(Domain Name Wire)
 
 
 
GoDaddy VP bidding on and driving up the prices of expired domains the company puts up for auction. Spokesman sees no problem with this
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(28)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
The United States Federal Reserve Bank faces a general investigation by the International Monetary Fund
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(58)
 
(Trading Markets)
 
 
 
Vietnam ranked third in list of top Asia-Pacific nations for business expansion, thanks to rising dong
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(16)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
VCast to take on iTunes. It's like the cockfight of geeks
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(31)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
They are now digging for oil in Beverly Hills at some upscale mall. No word on how close this is to the Clampett estate
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British children get to buy cigs and porn. American children still stuck with Spongebob Happy Meal toys
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(47)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not even the so-called safety stocks are working right now, Cramer said. It's a classic sign of a true bear market
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(27)
 

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