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Sun September 23, 2007
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(AP)
 
 
 
East German women moving west for jobs, shaving cream
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
$1 trillion a year doesn't go nearly as far as it used to
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(34)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
McDonald's comeback surprises experts. Expert says, "As long as you have a good product that people like, people are going to go and eat it." Suck it Morgan Spurlock
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(51)
 


Sat September 22, 2007
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Our alcohol budget rivals a Third World country's GDP
 
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Old & busted: private Gulfstream jets. New hotness: private Boeing 767 and Airbus 380 jets
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Toyota's Top U.S. executive defected to Chrylser. Says domestic sales will come back strong. Zoom-zoom
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(27)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Will the ten, richest people in America please take one step forward? Not so fast Waltons
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apple admits that some iPod touchscreens are flawed. Where is your god now?
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(71)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Southwest airlines eyes expansion to Canada, Mexico, Asia and Europe
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(14)
 
(WTFark)
 
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Legend of Drunken Teacher: Nice Irish girl denied teaching job because "Her people's alcoholism nature" in email gone viral on Reddit. (*Whew.* Good thing Irish people are white so it's not racist.)
 
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
As Canadians celebrate strength of their mighty loonie, their entire tourism industry prepares for a thunderous collapse. Kinda ironic, eh?
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(41)
 


Fri September 21, 2007
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
President Bush on risk of recession: "I think I got a B in Econ 101." We're screwed
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(48)
 
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
I can't believe it's the stock market
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(11)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
US dollar continues downward spiral. Smug Canadians insufferable
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(32)
 
(Not Hut)
 
 
 
Pizza Inn reports it had a profitable 2007. In related news, Pizza Inn is still in business
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(33)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Supply-side economics works. "Total revenues have far surpassed the 2000 peak at lower marginal tax rates. Since the mid-2003 tax cuts, revenues have grown by 45%, averaging almost 10% per year since 2003."
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(131)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Remember those massive "put" options from a month ago? They expire today, and the stock market has not lost 1/3 or more of its value. Someone has lost billions of dollars
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(29)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Honda Fit might actually NOT be the stupidest looking car on the road in 2008
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(306)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mattel apologizes to China for besmirching its fine reputation for producing quality lead-based-painted toys. Read: Please don't kick us out of China and make us manufacture our toys somewhere else, where it will cost twice as much
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(150)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All charges dropped against man who refused to show receipt while leaving Circuit City
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(381)
 
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
Virgin Mobile business plan: Step 1: Steal girl's photo from Flickr. Step 2: Use it for derogatory ad campaign in Australia. Step 3: Hope nobody notices
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(209)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Finally, Drew's life story makes ABC News
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(17)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Thanks to the beauty of globalization, the UK copied the U.S. housing market step for step, and now faces the worst housing crash in their history. More tea, guvnah?
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(24)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil surges to $84 dollar a barrel on news that it's the exact same price in Canada too
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(28)
 


Thu September 20, 2007
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dubai to buy a nearly 20 percent stake in Nasdaq
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(34)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
From the desk of the Grinch: Holiday sales expected to grow at slowest rate in the last five years. You can't have a Merry Christmas. Not yours
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(19)
 
(Metaversed)
 
 
 
Sixth grader, passionate about gaming, lands $6.5 million deal. How's that MBA workin out for ya?
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a classic example of business masturbation, Time Warner set to sell its cable business to itself for $3 billion
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(14)
 
(NY Times)
 
 
 
NBC says to hell with iTunes, starts their own free video download thingee. In other news, downloads of The Office exceed that of everything else in the known universe
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New U.S. $5 bill will get splashes of purple and gray to make it look more like real money
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(38)
 
(FT)
 
 
 
U.S. monopoly regulator is upset about one of their monopolies getting fined for being a monopoly
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(18)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dollar hits new low against euro. But it's not a crisis. We'll just let the government bail out Wall Street a few more times and everything will be fine
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(29)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Palm warns of profit drop
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
$1 Canadian. That's what, like $1 in American?
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(388)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
SCO is SCOwned
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(23)
 


Wed September 19, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know your 12 year old nephew who really doesn't like you? Yea, don't have him design a logo for your business
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(54)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
General Mills profits up on price hikes, smaller cereal boxes. Oil industry takes note, rushes to have the MiniGallon approved
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(23)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Will the Fed rate cut help the housing market? In short, nope. Hug an investment banker today
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(13)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Darth Vader calls out Greenspan
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(49)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Cisco offers a glimpse at the risky business of acquisitions
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(10)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Countrywide CEO says they are quitting the subprime market, tobacco use is next
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(7)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The federal government needs a credit line increase, as it is about to hit its current debt limit of $8.965 TRILLION
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(152)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Comcastic COO says his company feeling pressure from cable and satellite providers for loss of business. Fails to mention lack of any respect or service for customers whatsoever
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(215)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
The new Southwest Air -- business passengers sit up front, moms and kids in the back. But still no babies in the overhead compartments
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(28)
 
(TheStreet.com)
 
 
 
A guide for the layman: What does it mean when the Feds lower/raise the discount rate?
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(9)
 
(Zune Scene)
 
 
 
Microsoft readies Zune 2 as competitor against Apple for holiday sales. Touts new "squircle" button and "mickey mouse" like play/back buttons. This profit quarter will end well
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(55)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newsweek asks SmartCar's U.S. president if larger cars are safer. "The logical conclusion to that question is that we should all be driving locomotives or 18-wheelers"
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Consumer prices fall 0.1 percent in August. Savings immediately blown on ale and whores
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(33)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are increasing their portfolio of crappy mortgages
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(2)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ford and Microsoft pair up to build something that actually works
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(27)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Canadian dollar almost at par with the U.S. peso
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(240)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch vowed that News Corp.'s upcoming Fox Business Network would take a very different approach to business news than CNBC
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(16)
 


Tue September 18, 2007
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cramer freaks out about the fed again, only this time it's a shiny, happy freakout
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(15)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bankrupt American Home Mortgage wants to raid employee retirement plan to pay creditors
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(24)
 
(RCR News)
 
 
 
The wireless industry opposes the "Cellular Bill of Rights," because "wireless complaints are at an all-time low"
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(15)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil passes $81, closer than ever to anus
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SCO blames Linux for bankruptcy problems. Spending millions on a frivolous lawsuit apparently had nothing to do with it
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(16)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Canadian dollar touches 0.98 cents US. Someone is finally paying attention to America's two cents
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(51)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Mars Inc. said Monday it will continue to use 100 percent cocoa butter in its U.S. chocolate products, to hell with cheaper vegetable oils
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pop
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(284)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
O2 wins the UK iPhone contract. Consumers win a crappy signal, inflated bills and viral marketing featuring the voice of Boromir
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(54)
 
(NDTV)
 
 
 
Bank teaches sex workers to save so that they don't end up blowing it all
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(8)
 


Mon September 17, 2007
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Beverage makers to eliminate all full-calorie sodas from American schools by 2009
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(52)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bank of America announces that they do, indeed, suck. Despite charging a first born child for speaking to an actual teller, their earnings are expected to take a massive hit due to their inherent stupidity
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Smugness up 49% in 2007
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(35)
 
(Some Flaming Lib)
 
 
 
Ann Coultergiest, drinking from her daily cup of crazy, says on Faux News that it would be good for Wall Street if we bomb, bomb, bomb Iran
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(168)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Greenspan thinks tax cuts in the face of mounting deficits might not have been such a great idea
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(54)
 
(Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Greenspan's Britney moment. If you thought Britney's out-of-lip-sync, lumbering pantomime at the MTV Video Music Awards was bad, you ain't seen nothin' yet
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(17)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Banana company Chiquita fined $25m for funding terrorists; plans to a peel
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(120)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dick's Sporting Goods CFO sees expansion in future, predicts about seven years of organic growth for Dick's. Wall Street excited
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(20)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
AOL bids goodbye to Virginia, heads to New York to seek its fortune. Expected to return flat broke in a couple of years asking to sleep in the spare bedroom
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British making a run on banks after mortage collapse. George Bailey seen hiding his honeymoon money in a mattress
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(9)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks falter worldwide on news that Alan Greenspan reveals that the business cycle exists and we're sorely in need of an asset-price correction. Blah, blah, blah... Newton's Third Law
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(12)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Greenspan predicts double-digit interest rates "soon." EVERYBODY PANIC
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(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Micro$oft £oses appeal of its €U anti-trust ¢ase
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
With the American auto industry doing so well, the UAW and GM cannot agree on a contract
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(20)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
DebtStorm 2007®, after moving east and drenching England, now moving back west to make landfall on America again, continuing on to Japan
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(14)
 
(DailyTECH)
 
 
 
Nintendo now fifth-largest company in Japan as it passes Honda Motor and Sony. New Nintendo Wii-ster Convertible and Wii-G TV on the way as company "diversifies"
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(28)
 

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