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Sun August 05, 2007
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Bellingham Herald)
 
 
 
Would all of the indicators of a robust economy please step forward? Hold on a second there, livable wage
source: bellinghamherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(237)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
That sound you just heard was thousands of investment bankers crashing their yachts after having a heart attack. "No federal bail out for you. Not yours."
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The fantastically brilliant business practice of "No Money Down" home loans is looking like a really stupid idea
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head. All the time
 
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ban on British beef back. But bovine believers buck up: boycott brief
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UPS celebrates one hundred years of delivering packages, running over dogs
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A simple T-shirt, with a logo stamped across it, probably manufactured for pennies in a third-world sweatshop, now costs twice as much as an album of digitally pristine, highly wrought music recorded in a state of the art western studio
source: prospect-magazine.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 


Sat August 04, 2007
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
U.S. bankruptcy filings up 38% from last year
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man learns the hard way what a reserve is on eBay after court orders him to hand over a vintage plane worth $215,000
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study finds that asshole bosses get promoted instead of punished. Obvious tag explodes
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that guy in the Bible who parted the waters and took out the entire Egyptian army? Well he's back, but he's no match for the Clean Water Act
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(MarketPlace.org)
 
 
 
The symbol of Swiss ingenuity soon to be made in China
source: marketplace.publicradio.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Airline pilots took 50% paycut and CEO got a $40m bonus. Aviation experts agree: "when upcoming contract negotiations begin, start buying lots of Greyhound Bus tickets"
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 


Fri August 03, 2007
(BBC)
 
 
 
Step 1: Build social-networking site. Step 2: Sell advertising. Step 3: Profit (until the advertisers see their products appearing on the pages of politically-questionable parties)
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A man who gets angry at work may well be admired for it, but a woman who shows anger in the workplace is liable to be seen as "out of control" and incompetent
source: commondreams.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You didn't plan on retiring in the next decade or so, did you? The U.S. economy just collapsed
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline from the Future: Ford reports 12th consecutive quarterly loss in a row, still suffering the consequences of the Great Recall of Summer 2007
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Complete Tools)
 
 
 
Tivo a show in your media room and want to watch it on the bedroom TV? Broadcasters think it should be a surchargin'
source: webtvwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Five-person panel formed to protect the independence and integrity of Dow Jones during its takeover includes an MIT professor who received $2.9 million... from News Corp
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(77)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Step 1: Buy Chrysler for $36B USD Step 2: Sell 80% of Chrysler for $7.4B Step 3: Profit? FAIL
source: money.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lenovo to sell $199 PC in rural China; to continue selling $599 PCs for $1,499 in US
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
House OKs prescription drug imports
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
American Home Mortgage files for chapter 11
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 


Thu August 02, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Young women outearn young men in NYC and other large U.S. cities. Where's your goddess now, NOW?
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
WWE's stock has fallen eight percent since Chris Benoit's death
source: wcbstv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Since the Segway was so successful, media hype is starting to build around Dean Kamen's next big invention
source: blogs.business2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Volkswagen to premiere eight new models at Frankfurt show and send only the least well received versions to the U.S. market
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(17)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Parent company of Samuel Adams beer buys Pennsylvania brewery for $55 million. That's a whole lot of Summer Ale and Winter Lager
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stocks rise cautiously after earnings. With pic of cute raven-haired trader
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good News: Northwest Airlines reaches a deal that will solve most of their cancellation problems. Bad News: That guy named "Truck" who drinks sterno in the park? He's your pilot now
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Huge tech companies with massive patent portfolios see nothing wrong with today's system that can't be hashed out in court. That is, if no one has patented that idea yet
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Disney buys pre-teen oriented online community for $350 million. Drew puts on mouse ears and begins figuring out how to add penguins to Fark
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The tallest building in North America is now under construction
source: newcityskyline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 


Wed August 01, 2007
(Forbes)
 
 
 
American automakers now represent 49.5 percent of the U.S. auto market. Suck it, cars
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Will all the Australian expatriates that think they are allowed to purchase Dow Jones please step forward. Whoa, not so fast Rupert
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bally Total Fitness files Chapter 11 bankruptcy. In related news, McDonald's posted record profits this quarter
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(35)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Beazer Homes stock plunges 40% on news that they are NOT, repeat, NOT going bankrupt. Yeah, I'm glad I keep my money in coffee cans buried in the yard
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(theinquirer.net)
 
 
 
Did Intel run a racist ad? Inquiring minds want to know (with OMG-what-were-they-thinking pic)
source: theinquirer.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dow Jones zigs to red numbers, blames Democrats not pronouncing Murdoch's name with sufficient respect
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British Airways fined £121.5m ($243m) for fixing fuel surcharges, which coincidentally is the price they'll be charging for tickets next month
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(4)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Domino's Pizza now allows customers to order online. A radical shift in American tradition where people usually take garbage AWAY from your house
source: earthtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 


Tue July 31, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dow Jones industrials lost nearly 150 points because of **shakes overused Magic 8-Ball that gives subby a dirty look** renewed concerns about soured home loans
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch has gained control of the Wall Street Journal. EVERYBODY PANIC
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart under fire again, this time for helping thousands of teens develop valuable job skills by allowing them to work as unpaid bag boys in its stores
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oil settles above $78 a barrel because of **shakes Magic 8 Ball** reports of new violence in Nigeria. Bonus: sets new price record
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(191)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Looking forward to buying your first home? Better hope you didn't pick American Home Mortgage. They be in the crapper
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pizza chain that dosen't cook their wares wins 5th consecutive award for best in America, submitter's wifie wants a new car
source: qsrmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Apple sells three-billionth download from iTunes. Cue the whiners, naysayers and all four people who own the Zune
source: macworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(Some Leeches)
 
 
 
Music industry douchebags are now suing Apple for actually SELLING their client's music downloads. Which makes them money. For doing nothing
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(39)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
GM announces a second-quarter profit of $891 million. Wait, what?
source: breitbart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary asks Congress to raise debt ceiling. Again
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(220)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Since a patent was issued for clicking a button to buy an item on-line, the company holding it actually thinks it's worth money. Subby plans to patent dancing monkeys
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Consumer confidence hits six year high. Quick, someone blame Bush
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(325)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch acquires Dow Jones, completing the final piece of his empire. Ehhhxcellent
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
Bad: Repo man comes looking for your cars. Fark: You own a Ford dealership
source: democratandchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Burger King's "King" was designed to be "a little creepy." Where is your god now?
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 


Mon July 30, 2007
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Rising cheese prices cut profits. No, you can't have affordable cheese. Nachos
source: business.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Where are the "OMG WTF the stock market is crashing" folks today?
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Half of all U.S. employees work with a "workplace princess." "We defined this as a co-worker who had a special sense of entitlement or privilege"
source: deseretnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Learning a good lesson in the aftermath of Katrina and Rita, 14% of new policy holders since 2005 have cancelled their flood insurance policies in Louisianna
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Experts say a Norwegian electric car called "Think City" may just be the one that reverses 100 years of automotive history. Have you driven a Fjord lately? (pic)
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(10)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
DynCorp stock plunges on news that we're going to have a Democrat as our next president, withdraw from Iraq, and turn our aircraft carriers into plowshares
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(6)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The last unbiased news source is about to be eaten and shat out by "Fair and Balanced" NewsCorp. Suck it, everyone
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
With the completion of the quadrifecta last week, finance journalist goes 4 for 4 in predicting which CEOs would get the axe in 2007
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(1)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sell, Mortimer. Sell. Selllllllllllllllllllll
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Northwest "Airlines" cancels more than 200 peak travel-season flights due to lack of pilots. If only there was some way to predict how many flights they had scheduled
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 

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