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Mon February 08, 2016
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How to know if your tax preparer is a crook, aside from a P.O. box at Allenwood, Pennsylvania
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(7)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
"When planned obsolescence stops being profitable enough, a phone manufacturer does appear to have options. One of which is to make phones that are larger and more droppable, more fragile and more likely to need servicing"
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(45)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tech stocks have already lost $529 billion this year, surpassing all money people wasted by buying a Smartwatch, Fitbit, Google Glass
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(44)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After the bank posted record losses last quarter, the CEO of Credit Suisse announces that he has asked his Board to significantly slash his bonus payment. In response, the CEO of other major banks were seen slipping bars of soap into socks
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(10)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
VW to dealers: We're offering you a buyback. VW to customers: Eat a bag of dicks, suckers
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(38)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This is why you can't afford a house
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(47)
 
(Management Today (UK))
 
 
 
So whatever happened to peak oil anyway?
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(28)
 
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Heineken CEO wants to rid Ireland of its drunken stereotype
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(10)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Quicken Loans ad claims that it can arrange a mortgage loan in just eight minutes. Which is only three minutes faster then it will take to process the eventual foreclosure
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(26)
 


Sun February 07, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security now combing the Bay Area for unlicensed Super Bowl merchandise, immediately confiscates 500 Brancos and Ponthers jerseys
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(65)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Guess how many chicken wings Americans will consume during the Super Bowl?
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(62)
 


Sat February 06, 2016
(Killeen Daily Herald)
 
 
 
HEB unveils new wood chip ice cream flavor
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(23)
 
(Modern Readers)
 
 
 
Blackberry lays off 200 employees. In other news, Blackberry still had more than 200 employees
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(24)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Three held in Egypt over pyramid scheme
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(18)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What Toyota's mercy killing of Scion means for you
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(45)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After a two year dispute, British Airways decides to no longer skirt around the issue of female flight attendants wearing pants
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(5)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Average American will spend 43 days of their life on hold, and develop extreme hatred for Air Supply, Kenny G, ABBA
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(15)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Hasbro and Mattel now considering a merger, immediately dismiss new company name Has-Mat
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(15)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Twitter decides to ruin itself
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(54)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Watch as the oil companies try to convince you that cheap oil is bad for the economy
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Soon there will be a Bigger Ben
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(52)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Cisco officially approves employee individuality, as long as everyone is individual in the same acceptable way
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(33)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This guy is making a fortune selling bottles of fresh air to the Chinese
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(19)
 
(Benzinga)
 
 
 
We could be entering a 1980's style debt crisis. Sadly, this doesn't also mean a return of Garbage Pail Kids and a dearth of hipsters
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(24)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rich people have gone full "Shut up and take my money" with Uber as they pour money into special Uber investments funds set up by Morgan Stanley and others that provide them no direct equity in Uber, and no disclosure of Uber's financials
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(42)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Ever wonder which companies profit the most from war? Here's your list
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(101)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tyson Foods profits rising faster than a speeding pullet
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In most countries, stores would stop selling faulty-deep fryers and self-igniting matches after the first few reports of blinded employees and customers with holes burned in their legs. Not in Australia, though
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(12)
 
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Sterling could fall by up to 20% if the UK goes ahead with Brexit
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(19)
 
(Press & Sun Bulletin)
 
 
 
Casinos worried that millennials aren't getting into traditional gambling like their parents and grandparents, so they're bringing in tattoo studios, mixed martial arts competitions and other offbeat attractions to attract a younger clientele
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(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Hey boss, can I get the hot cocoa sampler box instead?
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You can now buy your own doomsday bunker in Northern Ireland. Live the dream
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(5)
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Your earnings are the weakest, LinkedIn. Goodbye
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Thu February 04, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Perhaps you wonder why McDonald's doesn't explicitly promote their new Kale Salad as healthy fast food. Well, they're clowning us
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
The Chargers are going to Detroit
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(52)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Airlines now offering one way flights for less than $40. Which when combined with taxes, services and fees brings the cost just under $700
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(7)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
America hits highest level of oil supplies in 80 years and is running short on places to store it. Thanks Obama
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that Martin Shkreli has lost $40 million since his arrest, prosecutors say he may need to tap other sources to cover his bond to stay out of jail. In other news, stock prices for World's Smallest Violin Co. Inc. are up
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Union representation has been so damaging to GM, most of its hourly workforce will be receiving $11K bonus checks this month
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pharma Bro pleads the 5th to every question except how to pronounce his name. Committee feeling ill
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(231)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
No Chinese tech firms, KFC does not have 6-winged, 8-legged chickens
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(19)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The world will feel the effect of trillions of dollars in bad debt for a long time
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(12)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Yahoo closing offices in Dubai, Mexico, Argentina, Spain and Italy, says it will save a fortune by not having to teach employees how to say "Yahoo" in five different languages
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(7)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
A barrel of sex lube currently costs 28 times as much as a barrel of oil
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(67)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
UBS bank shares plunge as wealthy investors withdraw their cash. Wait ... When did rich people start putting their money into banks?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Noted monetary policy expert Jose Canseco thinks Japan's negative interest rates are "dumb"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Japanese restaurant serving the world's most outrageous dishes makes frog legs look like baby food
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Subway's $5 footlong to now cost $6, a nine-cent-per-inch price increase
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Wed February 03, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
After some FaceTime with a federal court, jury sends Apple an iMessage ordering them to pay $625M for patent infringement
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(32)
 
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Oil price bounces; Russia speaks to OPEC
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(23)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Toyota - Moving forward, until your roof mounted airbag suddenly deploys and you can't see the road
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(6)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The hype for the 2017 Acura NSX just got real as the first model sells for $1.2 million
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(20)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup survey says that post-holiday spending by U.S. consumers dropped to $81 a day, down from $99 in December. Mostly because people aren't spending as much time at the mall and dropping $18 a day at Starbucks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
10 of the coolest work perks that your work doesn't offer
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(50)
 
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Shotgun shells with flower seeds. Manuel Calavera on high alert
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(21)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Burger King to offer extra long cheeseburger smothered in butter. Comes with large fries, large drink, and angioplasty balloon
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(28)
 
(Motor Trend)
 
 
 
Scion later
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's Google's post office box in Bermuda, to which it sends £8 billion in profits annually to avoid taxes. Nothing sinister to see here at all
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(44)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember all that talk about golden rice being the future, able to save million of kids' lives? Yeah, about that
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(21)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Not news: Someone questions capitalism. Fark: Goldman Sachs
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(20)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Naked teapot man. New hotness: Evening gown asscrack man (possibly not safe for work)
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(21)
 
(AM New York)
 
 
 
Uber drivers in NYC strike over a drop in fares. It's markedly different from the old days when people would give rides to strangers for weed, sex or gas money
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(37)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Swatch reports profit decline, says the time is right for a stock buyback
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(5)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Uber reveals new logo that when turned 90 degrees looks like an asshole. How appropriate
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(27)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just £14,292,610,000.00 in losses from Germany's two largest banks in only three months. Everything's fine
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
If you write stuff about Tesla on the internet and Elon Musk doesn't like it, he'll personally cancel your Tesla order
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(41)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Why is Uber successful? Because they have found a way to make a profit even while their drivers aren't earning money
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(36)
 
(Trusted Reviews)
 
 
 
If you want to buy the new Ford GT, you'll have to pass a Ford loyalty test first
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(63)
 


Tue February 02, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You've heard of mortgage-backed securities, so how about some Parmesan-backed bonds?
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(14)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Amazon opening a national chain of brick-and-mortar bookstores next to Tesla Horse Dealerships
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(29)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indian carmaker now really wishes it hadn't named its zippy commuter car after a deadly tropical virus
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(71)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There's now a chain of sub-dollar budget stores that you can shop at and you don't have to get all dressed up like you're going to the dollar store or something
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(28)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Uh-oh: Financial titans including JP Morgan CEO Jaime Dimon and Warren Buffet have been meeting in secret to...create guidelines to encourage companies to focus on sound long-term growth instead of short term profits? Oh, right, carry on then
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(26)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A,B,C,D,E,F,G, ... Alphabet Inc. is the place to be
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(14)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Today boys and girls, Big Bird is going to teach us about Capital Gains
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(28)
 
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Putin considers taxing Google to collect percentage of their ad revenue earned via Russian browsing. Good luck, comrade
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(44)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
BP posts biggest loss ever. It only made $196 million. Somebody strike up the tiny band of violins
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(17)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Legal marijuana industry projected to earn $6.7 billion in revenue this year
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(33)
 

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