Wed April 10, 2013
Tue April 09, 2013
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Following news that Google is bringing its fiber service to Austin, a rep for AT&T says they'll offer fiber in the city too.... they just don't know exactly where, or how much it will cost, or when. But it will be just as good. Please don't leave us |
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Good news everyone: Small business are looking to hire. Oh shiat, wait: No one |
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Spanx sued for patent, good taste infringement |
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KPMG has apparently decided not to play Arthur Andersen to Herbalife's Enron, resigns as auditor. With some BS excuse about insider trading thrown in to cover their asses |
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Nothing to see, just another tax season article on IRS deductions that .... Wait, beer is deductible? |
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This week in Sentences No One Has Said Before: "America is suffering a serious lack of lawyers" |
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Failed Blockbuster Video store to become burger joint. Redbox executives call emergency meeting to discuss how to make kiosks dispense burgers |
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Sure it's pimping, but Jen here gas got a kick-ass website. Yoga AND public relations. Granted, it looks like the PR biz fizzed. So stretch it out |
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Apparently there are these things called "trains" run by a company called "Amtrak" which many people continually ride in and visit neat places. Who knew? |
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Bank of America says it's sorry. Now believe our sappy message and give us another chance so our stocks will go up - because that is what really matters |
Mon April 08, 2013
Sun April 07, 2013
Sat April 06, 2013
Fri April 05, 2013
Thu April 04, 2013
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"Apple's core business is selling end users flash memory at steep markups": so that's a "buy" rating for AAPL |
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Apple uses huge cash reserve to buy back stock and issue special dividend to repay investors suffering from 38% drop in share price over last 6 months. Just kidding, they're building a space-ship shaped "corporate Shangri-La" HQ instead |
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House prices are going up: that's good. But only because investors are scooping them up as rentals making it hard for first time homebuyers to get them: that's bad. But rent is going down: that's good. Which could cause a second crash:that's bad |
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Someone just leaked to investigative journalists 260 gigabytes of data containing 30 years worth of records for over 100,000 offshore shell companies and trusts in 186 countries linked to some of the world's most powerful people. Let the games begin |
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Lululemon executive steps down in the wake of the transparent yoga pants scandal. Her job prospects are said to be stretched pretty thin, with only a lot of junk visible ahead |
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What do you call a smiling and courteous person at a bar association convention? The caterer |
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Overlooked industry that is currently booming in the USA: sperm exports. IN YOUR FACE, CHINA |
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Behold, the most beautiful McDonald's in the world |
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Jeesh people, didn't you ever watch Seinfeld? |
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The geeky romance between Best Buy and Target is over, although they promise to still remain friends |
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Stay in school, kids. Really, just stay there |
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This Is Why We Hate Corporations | Season #156 | Episode #26,813 |
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Feds push new meat labels that will tell consumers where animals were born, raised and slaughtered. Your hamburger is Bess4815162342, born and raised in factory farm 3F127, and died a natural death by stun gun 12 days ago. Enjoy your meal |
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Business offers window washing, pressure washing and gutter cleaning by men dressed in kilts. Things are definitely looking up |
Wed April 03, 2013
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Food scientists successfully crossbreed glazed donuts with Egg McMuffins |
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American-style supersizing of Japan is in process, as restaurants and retailers offer biggie-sized versions of yakitori, bento, and steaks for minimal increase in price |
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If you buy a regular-sized gray dress at Target, it's called "heather gray." If you buy the plus-sized version, it's called "manatee gray." Hmmm |
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$50,000 prize awarded for non-violent solution to robocallers, although violence is always an option |
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Everything is marked down at JC Penney. Even the CEO |
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Iranian dairy company makes a five ton tub of ice cream to break a world's record. Or as Americans call that, the "party size" |
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Apple vs Samsung patent judge rules that most of the stupid crap you can do on a smartphone had already been invented long ago |
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October 2012: Mitt Romney calls Tesla a loser investment. November 2012: Tesla Model S voted Motor Trend's Car of the Year. March 2013: Tesla reports 1Q profit. Say, wasn't Mitt also in some sort of voting contest in November 2012? |
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Antennas Direct must be doing something right as their sales have tripled and Charter Cable is banning their ads |
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Craft beer makers vow to fight MillerCoors and AB InBev's attempts to market faux craft brew brands, offer snobbiest beer snob comment ever: "We are selling community, and they are selling liquid" |
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