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Wed May 16, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(AP) Obvious JCPenney "every day" pricing causes loss of customers...every day  (hosted.ap.org) (21)
(Fox News) Stupid Hello, Mr Subby. Sorry to bother you at home... Yes, I see you're on the do not call list, very wise these days, but this is a political poll -- we're exempt. Now then, would you care to purchase a time share?  (foxnews.com) (53)


Tue May 15, 2012
(JSOnline) Spiffy Goodwill gets a new CEO. Early reports suggest she was lured in by an extremely generous used sweater and broken TV compensation package  (jsonline.com) (22)
(Salon) Stupid Rust Belt cities like Detroit and Cleveland are becoming more popular with young people eager to live in the present-day equivalent of "Blade Runner"  (salon.com) (57)
(Some Guy) Interesting Wall Street Journal claims GM pulling $10 million ads from Facebook because they didn't work. In a related story, WSJ adjusts onion on belt  (mashable.com) (29)
(Yahoo) Silly In the eternal battle of good vs. evil, the Catholic Church has sometimes struggled to lead the forces of righteousness. Not in this case. Today, the Pope has won a major moral victory. A victory against...Benetton  (news.yahoo.com) (17)
(Google) Followup Jamie Dimon wants everyone to know that 23 million bucks stops with him  (google.com) (32)
(Some Guy) Stupid "Investor" is planning on putting his daughter's entire $25,000 college fund into Facebook IPO. "If it goes the Google route, I'll be in good shape"  (businessinsider.com) (211)
(Business News Daily) Obvious 1) Get your Fark on at work  (businessnewsdaily.com) (8)
(Marketwatch) Amusing When you need an erection in the woods, don't forget Dick's  (marketwatch.com) (7)
(LA Times) Followup JPMorgan CEO Jamie "Who the f*ck do you think you are?" Dimon stripped of his board chairmanship and smug-ass grin  (latimes.com) (58)
(Some Guy) Unlikely With Facebook net revenue topping $4 billion a year, clearly the worth company is worth over $100 billion total  (slashgear.com) (31)
(CNBC) Dumbass You won't BELIEVE what we packed into this video. CEOs Gone Wild. Watch in horror as old white men do lines of coke off a hooker's ass  (cnbc.com) (3)
(Forbes) Interesting Forbes names "the worst CEO of a large publicly traded American company today," and four others who should already be fired. Subby suggests firing whoever split this into 3 pages  (forbes.com) (22)
(BusinessWeek) Fail Retail sales PROBABLY slowed. Maybe. Perhaps. Fark it, we don't know, we fired the guy who ran those numbers  (businessweek.com) (10)
(Economist) Fail "Unsourcing" the latest trend in big corporation customer service, which sounds suspiciously like letting the customers fend for themselves in figuring out how to fix the crap they've been sold  (economist.com) (56)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Obvious Chesapeake CEO says he'd welcome Icahn, has cheezburger  (ajc.com) (7)
(Forbes) Unlikely Microsoft-funded startup thinks it can stop piracy. Isn't that cute?  (forbes.com) (50)
(Marketwatch) Fail Not even the Avengers can save gold at this point  (marketwatch.com) (49)
(CNN) Followup JP Morgan investment chief gets deregulated  (money.cnn.com) (40)
(Telegram) Unlikely Dollar store signals the beginning of the end of Vermontiness  (telegram.com) (41)
(Bloomberg) Obvious There will always be an England  (bloomberg.com) (14)
(CNBC) Fail What happens when that crack-smoking analyst injects his stash into a crazier analyst? This  (cnbc.com) (11)
(Some Slick Guy) Dumbass New study says that looks matter more than reputation when it comes to trusting people with your money. Obvious tag explodes, leaving its ex-wife broke, sitting next to a mistress at the funeral and having to file Chapter 13  (medicalxpress.com) (12)
(Blogmaverick) Interesting Mark Cuban calls bullshiat on the college credentialing racket: "I want people who can do the job. I want the best and brightest. Not a piece of paper." Duke is about to suck more than it has ever sucked before  (blogmaverick.com) (115)
(Marketwatch) Interesting Palladium is the new platinum  (marketwatch.com) (29)
(Bloomberg) Followup Weakening euro has officials beginning to consider a Greek exit. Looks like like we're not through with all that Santorum mess just yet  (bloomberg.com) (7)
(The Daily Beast) Strange If you can't argue with Paul Krugman on economics, why not complain about how he doesn't like your opinion instead?  (thedailybeast.com) (257)
(Bloomberg) Followup Facebook planning to stop taking orders for its IPO two days ahead of schedule. SO STOP POKING ME - MZ  (bloomberg.com) (13)


Sun May 13, 2012
(Des Moines Register) PSA Bad news for those of you who have invested all your money in corn  (desmoinesregister.com) (52)
(Chicago Tribune) Fail Your Yahoo search "CEO" yielded no results  (chicagotribune.com) (21)
(Some Guy) Sad Teens walk on old people's lawns. Old people take teen's jobs in record numbers. Old people can afford nicer lawns. And the circle of life is complete  (post-gazette.com) (61)


Sat May 12, 2012
(CNSNews) Cool In other news, a recent study shows that Colorado, Utah and Wyoming have more recoverable oil than the rest of the entire world. So we have that going for us, then  (cnsnews.com) (170)
(Reuters) Followup All businesses that did not lose $3.2 billion last quarter take a step forward. Not so fast USPS  (reuters.com) (114)
(Reuters) Obvious No fruit in my Fruit Roll-Ups? What's next, no babies in my Sugar Babies?  (reuters.com) (46)
(Ars Technica) Followup Judge: There's a better chance of getting struck by lightning while winning the lottery than there is of you being awarded any copyright damages. Oracle: We like those odds  (arstechnica.com) (39)


Fri May 11, 2012
(MSN) Unlikely Companies that have done well during the economic downturn -- JP Morgan Chase, Bank of America, and Wells Fargo -- and have a masterful grasp of customer service now really want to run your 401k  (money.msn.com) (44)
(Fox Business) Sappy Stocks turn positive on strong sentiment data. It looks like someone had a HUG  (foxbusiness.com) (5)
(The New York Times) Followup Oh JP Morgan? The SEC would like a word with you over those reckless trades that lost you $2 billion in the last six weeks, two words, actually, and they are "you're farked"  (dealbook.nytimes.com) (207)
(Wall Street Journal) Amusing Toyota CEO repeats Charlie Chaplin quote to reporters, saying his best car is "the next one." Japan's population of Chaplin experts heatedly claim their hero never said it  (blogs.wsj.com) (12)
(Forbes) Fail HBO co-president thinks internet-based TV is on the way out. Also expects dinosaurs to make a comeback  (forbes.com) (68)
(MSNBC) Dumbass Facebook co-founder can tell you how much US citizenship is worth  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (82)
(BusinessWeek) Obvious HP still full of leaks. Hovercraft still full of eels  (businessweek.com) (9)
(Oregon Live) Fail $0  (oregonlive.com) (108)
(AP) Followup Yahoo CEO says he couldn't have put false information on his resume because he never gave Yahoo a resume  (enterprisenews.com) (29)
(BusinessWeek) Fail American Airlines drops highest level of service as passenger treatment now moves from insulting to abusive  (businessweek.com) (19)
(CNBC) Followup 10 questions for JP Morgan, not including "just who the FARK do you think you are?"  (cnbc.com) (101)
(Bloomberg) Unlikely No one wants Facebook stock  (bloomberg.com) (85)
(Chicago Tribune) Unlikely Facebook stock demand is HOT HOT HOT  (chicagotribune.com) (21)


Thu May 10, 2012
(LA Times) Spiffy Corn is the new corn  (latimes.com) (31)
(LA Times) Obvious JP Morgan loses $2 billion. Chief executive says "this is not how we want to run a business"  (latimes.com) (51)
(Bloomberg) Fail Wall Street traders have no reservations about selling Priceline  (bloomberg.com) (11)
(Bloomberg) Ironic And On The Seventh Day, God Rested. But oil fell  (bloomberg.com) (13)
(CNN) Interesting Thank you for banking with sh*ty bank  (money.cnn.com) (23)
(Marketwatch) Fail Noble Group's quarterlies anything but magnanimous  (marketwatch.com) (1)
(CNBC) Interesting India Central Bank scrambles to pick up the blinking rupee  (cnbc.com) (10)
(Bloomberg) Ironic Bombardier Q1 net craters on lack of jets  (bloomberg.com) (8)
(Bloomberg) Ironic Trinitrons keeping Sony's outlook disappointing, fuzzy  (bloomberg.com) (17)
(The Consumerist) Obvious Starbucks: Using mind control to get you hot under the collar  (consumerist.com) (34)


Wed May 09, 2012
(Smh.com.au) Obvious Merkel won't swallow the new French president's economic plan. (w/ won't-swallow pic that you can't unsee)  (smh.com.au) (91)
(The Times of India) Scary Rupee fails to do the needful against the dollar  (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) (35)
(The Local Norway) Stupid Bank to customer: "Sorry, we no longer handle cash of any kind over the counter"  (thelocal.no) (36)
(Marketwatch) Ironic Catalyst for higher stocks is no catalyst. What is it now? A muffin? A elephant? A rear view mirror?  (marketwatch.com) (10)
(LA Times) News Vidal Sassoon split, ends  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (134)
(Marketwatch) Fail Gold falls below $1,600 an ounce. Glenn Beck can't fap to this  (marketwatch.com) (49)
(Boing Boing) Cool Coffee shop also provides paternity tests, urine tests, notary, and tax prep. I assume that it's inside a TARDIS  (boingboing.net) (3)
(LA Times) Cool Fannie Mae finally solvent, Americans still broke  (latimes.com) (7)
(Baltimore Sun) Interesting Saks sacks 220  (baltimoresun.com) (8)
(AZCentral) Dumbass Kraft fined for allegations of underweight Oscar Mayer "meats"  (azcentral.com) (10)
(Huffington Post) Sick In between dinner with Fortune and foreclosing on troops, JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon finds time to claim credit for everything good in the world, blame Occupy Wall Street for everything bad, and say CEOs are victims of discrimination  (huffingtonpost.com) (41)
(Bloomberg) Obvious Disney is wasting no time cashing in on the Avengers thrill ride. Actually, it's not a ride. It's more like over priced hats and tee shirts, but you get the idea  (bloomberg.com) (10)
(Marketwatch) Spiffy Siemens injects $160 million to blow off a load of gas  (marketwatch.com) (4)
(Marketwatch) Fail Maidenform profits sag, lack investor support  (marketwatch.com) (10)
(Huffington Post) Interesting War on CEOs™ claims another victim as Shareholder's Spring gets into full swing  (huffingtonpost.com) (13)
(KMOV St. Louis) Stupid Those F-16 parts you're buying on Craigslist? The seller may be a no-show. Bonus: News video of the story shows an F-15  (kmov.com) (15)
(CNBC) Obvious Meet the guy who sent global markets reeling after his Greek victory; wait until he cleanses his whole economy  (cnbc.com) (21)
(Deadline) Strange AOL somehow managed to make money in the first quarter of 2012  (deadline.com) (5)
(Forbes) Interesting Don't go to law school, it's time to drop the fries, and 26 other things new college grads should know  (forbes.com) (300)
(CNN) Fail How not to sell new airliners: take 44 customers up on a demonstration flight for a demonstration crash  (cnn.com) (97)

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