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Fri February 12, 2016
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dollar General assumes all their customers have cars built before 1988
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(150)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japan rolls out green tea chocolate-covered shrimp chips. Bet you can't eat just one
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(10)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
SoundCloud experiences a total loss of volume
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(9)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
There are now 260,000 robots working in U.S. factories. Scientists shocked at the revelation. There are still factories in the U.S.?
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(30)
 
(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Good news, Farkers French court rules that everyone in the world can post dick pics to Facebook
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(15)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Stop throwing away your money on Powerball and play the other $10 billion a year government run lottery
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wait, MySpace has a CEO? What does he do all day?
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(24)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
UK Independent becomes latest newspaper to die
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(8)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Gold bugs would like you to know they told you so
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(42)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
International Torch, Ltd., Amalgamated Pitchforks, Inc., Delaware Panic Sirens, and of course US Wig Superstore
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(33)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Climate change will make transatlantic flights longer and more expensive. Passengers brace for new "global warming" fees
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley now has 3.2 billion reasons to never again deceive investors in toxic mortgage-backed securities
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(16)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Urban farmers use vacant property for their farms for 35 years. Then, the owner shows up and things get nice. Subby was going to say "squat on vacant property for 35 years" but no one can squat that long
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(31)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
That sound you just heard was 1400 American workers losing their jobs to Mexico (w/video - some Not safe for work language)
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(215)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Local craft beer brewers face increased threat of going out of business or being sold out thanks to Big Alcohol
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(41)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer, the Miss Cleo of Stock Market predictions, says the Federal Reserve must change its course
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(18)
 


Thu February 11, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Drug companies now have new drugs to treat side effects of drugs that drug companies sell you already. Drugs
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sports Authority needs a Financial Authority
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(9)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
IRS: "You owe us $4.5 million." Pharma Bro: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(46)
 
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Despite all the disaffected hipsters and apocalyptic wingnuts, Oregon boasts America's hottest, best-performing economy
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(18)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Virgin boss Richard Branson is having a bad day at 'work', first he gets bitten by a stingray then a glass door attacks him. Such is the life of a high flying billionaire in the Cayman Islands
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(7)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
How much does America's staggering national debt actually matter anyway?
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(65)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
There's a perfect financial storm hammering the markets today
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(28)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Venezuela could be facing serious fiscal issues soon, and gasoline prices could double, skyrocketing up to as much as $0.04 per gallon
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(40)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but every market everywhere is tanking. Yes, even that one. You know which one I'm talking about
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(56)
 
(Marketing Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
People are getting really sick of Valentine's Day
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(21)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Adidas 4Q profit leaps 12%
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(2)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
#twitterisnotdying
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(12)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
#twitterisdying
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(14)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Americans with health insurance is now at its highest rate in the past 20 years at 91%. The other 9% still rely on their employee discount in the medical aisle at Walmart
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(59)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You probably should check with your wife before you quit your day job to become a freelancer who opens up your home to other freelancers looking for free working spaces
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
GoLow
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(19)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado's economy is smoking: Legal weed sales total almost $1 billion in 2015
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(94)
 
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Problem: Grandpa cut you off from the $2 billion family business. Solution: File a lawsuit alleging Grandpa is mentally incompetent "...just to put the family back together"
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(56)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
IKEA recalls 840,000 ceiling lamps because raining glass is not a desirable quality in a lampshade
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(4)
 


Wed February 10, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Drill, baby, drill -- straight to bankruptcy court
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(13)
 
(Benzinga)
 
 
 
The stench coming off Tesla's stock might be enough to get Tesla owners to activate infamous 'bioweapon defense mode' while driving
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(19)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Like a long-time abuser begging their significant other not to take the kids and leave, Comcast is begging Atlanta customers not to switch to Google Fiber
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(22)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Latest recall over potentially lethal exploding airbags hits Mercedes, as at this point it's probably safer to just jump in a giant meat grinder than get in a car ever again
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(5)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
← Free Mad Catz
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Google CEO awarded a record $199 million stock bonus. News of the award was found by Googling "ridiculous waste of corporate money"
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(16)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Alert: Girl Scout cookies differ depending on where you live. Get out your scorecards and order forms
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(58)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon.com's newest feature actually comes with a zombie apocalypse clause. No. Seriously
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Begun the Stock Wars have
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(18)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts stores may know how to make a tasty breakfast sandwich, but apparently don't understand how sales tax works
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(14)
 
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Oil will continue to fall in 2016
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(20)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Germans to ignore history and come back from severe losses
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(7)
 
(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
Investing in rare old bottles of single malt Scotch has become the new commemorative gold coin scam
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HP flunky emails Financial Times columnist, threatens to pull advertising if she doesn't retract snide, biased comments about Meg Whitman's recent speech. Response: snide, biased takedown of said flunky
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The rousing success of Ayn Rand-style management continues as Sears Holdings announces 50 more Sears and Kmart locations will be closed
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Listen up farmers, it's time to start growing more 'wonky' phallic looking vegetables, a UK grocer is now embracing them to trim waste
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(8)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Domino's China celebrates new year, unveils Fish Deluxe pizza topped with fish-shaped fish sticks, green bell peppers, corn, French lardons, pepperoni, and cherry tomatoes. Probably worth a fin
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(12)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Ads: Walk in tubs are a safe alternative to traditional bathtubs. Reality: Unless you can't drain it, or climb out, and end up dying after days in with pruny feet
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(57)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Paypal CTO suspends his own account
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(7)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You'd think the CEO of Apple would know how to take a decent picture with his own product. Right?
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(53)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
FAA: Drone registrations have now surpassed registrations for piloted aircraft
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(91)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler fixes what wasn't broken, breaking it
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(58)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nikkei index drops -5.6% as Japanese investors refuse to catch falling letter opener
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(9)
 
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Yelp CFO gets one-star review
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(7)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Iran to U.S. "Dollars? We don't need your stinking dollars"
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(47)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Beloved blind steer raised from a calf by little girl beats the odds. And by "beats the odds" we mean "is sold to slaughter." Probably no rib eyes from this one though
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How to know if your tax preparer is a crook, aside from a P.O. box at Allenwood, Pennsylvania
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(10)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
"When planned obsolescence stops being profitable enough, a phone manufacturer does appear to have options. One of which is to make phones that are larger and more droppable, more fragile and more likely to need servicing"
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(57)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tech stocks have already lost $529 billion this year, surpassing all money people wasted by buying a Smartwatch, Fitbit, Google Glass
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(57)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After the bank posted record losses last quarter, the CEO of Credit Suisse announces that he has asked his Board to significantly slash his bonus payment. In response, the CEO of other major banks were seen slipping bars of soap into socks
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(10)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
VW to dealers: We're offering you a buyback. VW to customers: Eat a bag of dicks, suckers
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(41)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This is why you can't afford a house
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(56)
 
(Management Today (UK))
 
 
 
So whatever happened to peak oil anyway?
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(33)
 
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Heineken CEO wants to rid Ireland of its drunken stereotype
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(11)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Quicken Loans ad claims that it can arrange a mortgage loan in just eight minutes. Which is only three minutes faster then it will take to process the eventual foreclosure
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(27)
 


Sun February 07, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security now combing the Bay Area for unlicensed Super Bowl merchandise, immediately confiscates 500 Brancos and Ponthers jerseys
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(65)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Guess how many chicken wings Americans will consume during the Super Bowl?
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(62)
 


Sat February 06, 2016
(Killeen Daily Herald)
 
 
 
HEB unveils new wood chip ice cream flavor
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(23)
 
(Modern Readers)
 
 
 
Blackberry lays off 200 employees. In other news, Blackberry still had more than 200 employees
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(24)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Three held in Egypt over pyramid scheme
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(18)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What Toyota's mercy killing of Scion means for you
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(45)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After a two year dispute, British Airways decides to no longer skirt around the issue of female flight attendants wearing pants
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(5)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Average American will spend 43 days of their life on hold, and develop extreme hatred for Air Supply, Kenny G, ABBA
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(15)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Hasbro and Mattel now considering a merger, immediately dismiss new company name Has-Mat
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(15)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Twitter decides to ruin itself
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(54)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Watch as the oil companies try to convince you that cheap oil is bad for the economy
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(51)
 

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