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Thu May 23, 2013
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Tesla pays back half a billion dollar federal loan a decade before it's due
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Wed May 22, 2013
(Deadline)
 
  
 
 Regal movie theatres to increase their ticket prices 4% because fark you
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(48)
 
(Minnesota Public Radio)
 
  
 
 Boss shows employees porn and asks them to hook him up with their friends. Judges "not sure" if that's sexual harassment
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(24)
 
(Some Brewmeister)
 
  
 
 Lawsuit trolls aren't just for technology apparently. Some poor little brewery in Kentucky is being attacked... help 'em out
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(209)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
  
 
 Bernanke says premature tightening would endanger recovery, bunghole
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(9)
 
(Forbes)
 
  
 
 Welcome to the future, where the only new books published are "Twilight" fan fiction novellas. Brought to you by Amazon
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(26)
 
(The Register)
 
  
 
 Yahoo plans to keep Tumblr at arm's length, and then grow a longer arm to see if Tumblr can shake out some hipster cash
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(4)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
  
 
 Exports, completely legitimate businessmen to spur Italian recovery in 2014
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(4)
 
(CBS News)
 
  
 
 Victoria's Secret decides that when it comes to making a profit from a mastectomy bra, the cup is only half full
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(14)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
  
 
 Dick's profits continue going straight up
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(6)
 
(News.com.au)
 
  
 
 Are you a smartly-dressed, single man in your 30s? Well congratulations, you're the kind of passenger who's the most likely to get a flight upgrade
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Tue May 21, 2013
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 Carnival profits down on news that fewer people want to take a ride on a giant floating toilet
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
  
 
 Apple is so hip, they've been making up Irish-American corporations that reside in both countries yet pay taxes in neither. That's like...whoa, man. My mind just got blown by your bodacious use of tax loopholes
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(380)
 
(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Wolfgang Puck catering firm bills clients 22% service charge. Bartenders and waiters: Uh, what tip?
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(45)
 
(Jezebel)
 
  
 
 Man leaves $1000 tip on a $60 bill, tells waitress to enjoy her dream trip to Italy
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(55)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
  
 
 Shell CEO says it's too early to speculate about oil-price probe - these things take a very long time and require tremendous pressure to develop
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(6)
 
(CBS News)
 
  
 
 Kellogg bets that sales of Special K will soon heat up
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(13)
 
(Reuters)
 
  
 
 Yahoo might turn in some decent results until Asians realize how badly they suck
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(9)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
  
 
 Pixar kiddie pool advertisement wins 2013 award for most touching commercial, ever
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(24)
 
(Reuters)
 
  
 
 Hygiene of olive oil now under investigation. Popeye declines to comment
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Mon May 20, 2013
(Reuters)
 
  
 
 Nice bond offering you have there. Be a shame if something were to happen to it
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(Bloomberg)
 
  
 
 "Silver hits lowest level in three years, gold drops for 8th straight session, Yukon Cornelius on suicide watch. Film at 11"
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(The Raw Story)
 
  
 
 Fox News CEO Roger Ailes wins award for 'visionary of American journalism'. In other news, Tim Tebow named NFL player of the decade
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(BBC)
 
  
 
 Begun the mega-ships sea trade battles have
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(35)
 
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 Americans say they are less frugal than they were a few years ago, are now finally buying those luxuries they haven't been able to afford since 2007, like food, clothing, gasoline
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(49)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
  
 
 Abbott gets a buy rating from Goldman Sachs. Costello still neutral
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(9)
 


Sun May 19, 2013
(Fox Business)
 
  
 
 Shell sells Shell's Shell
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(10)
 
(BBC)
 
  
 
 Yahoo's board has approved a deal to buy New York-based blogging service Tumblr for $1.1bn (£725m; 857m euros). In other news, Yahoo had $1.1 billion dollars and thought buying a social media site was a good place to spend it
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(66)
 
(The Verge)
 
  
 
 Old and Busted: One of the wealthiest corporations in the world, with literally billions in cash, commits massive tax evasion schemes. New Hotness: Replace 'evasion' with 'fraud' and add 'lies to government under oath about it'
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(BusinessWeek)
 
  
 
 American Airlines begins giving boarding preference to passengers without roller bags. Fliers disappointed to find out the boarding preference doesn't mean getting put on another airline
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(ABC)
 
  
 
 Puerto Rico faces its lowest coffee production ever according to recent figures from government bean counters
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(7)
 
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
  
 
 Budweiser abandons any plan to buy Budweiser. It was as if millions of people shrugged and kept drinking their IPAs
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Sat May 18, 2013
(New York Daily News)
 
  
 
 Career counselor Mayor Bloomberg: Skip college and become a plumber
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(Marketwatch)
 
  
 
 Because everyone needs an $11,111 coffee maker
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(30)
 
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 City National Bank in Los Angeles is happy to have your business, unless you happen to be starring in "Anal Plungers 2"
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Fri May 17, 2013
(National Geographic)
 
  
 
 Burying money in a swamp is one to keep inflation down
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(26)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
  
 
 To the college class of 2013...just what the hell did you expect?
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(79)
 
(BBC)
 
  
 
 Dell posts 79% fall in profits. In other news Dell had profits
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(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Bloomberg has finally done it. He's pissed off his most important backers: Wall Street
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(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 So why are Walmart sales stagnant? Analysts tell the company to look at its own workers for a clue
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(New York Daily News)
 
  
 
 Waaaaaaaay better ingredients, way better pizza
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(81)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
  
 
 Paying extra on your mortgage and sending it in early? At Wells Fargo, that's a Foreclosin'
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(115)
 
(Telegraph)
 
  
 
 Some country called France, that's largely part of the Eurozone crisis, tells another country called Britain, that is not part of the Eurozone crisis, that Europe can live without it
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(USA Today)
 
  
 
 U.S. airlines' on time rate for March falls below 80%. Analysts say they were not aware that JetBlue was responsible for more than 20% of all flights
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(UPI)
 
  
 
 Burger King introduces their rival to the McRib. Even the people at Taco Bell are afraid to ask what it's made of
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(27)
 
(PCWorld)
 
  
 
 "Foxconn has made some progress, but working hours still exceed Chinese laws " Wait, China has laws against working too much? Surely, you can't be serious?
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(Marketwatch)
 
  
 
 Hammacher Schlemmer introduces an iPad commode caddy. Warning on the box says not to walk in during downloading
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(Bloomberg)
 
  
 
 Apple would very much like to not pay any taxes on their $102 billion overseas cash horde. Subby would like free hookers and blow
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Thu May 16, 2013
(New York Daily News)
 
  
 
 Researchers claim hipsters to blame for cheap beer price hikes
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(Salon)
 
  
 
 After Abercrombie and Fitch CEO said he only wanted cool kids to wear his clothes, cool kids no longer find his clothes cool
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(63)
 
(SFGate)
 
  
 
 S&P biatchslaps Berkshire Hathaway with a rating downgrade to AA. Says it relies too much on its lizard
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(Ars Technica)
 
  
 
 Newegg saves e-commerce from the grip of trolls - again
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(142)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Sadly, Oscar Mayer's new bacon hot dogs have been designed by committee
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(39)
 
(Reuters)
 
  
 
 Gold hits lowest price since 2009. That sound you heard was Glenn Beck shiatting his pants
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(69)
 
(Fox Business)
 
  
 
 Nation's largest wireless carriers team up against texting. All are impressed by the AT&T method of discouraging texting by having the service interrupted every two minutes
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(30)
 
(CBC)
 
  
 
 U.S. airlines collected $6 billion in reservation and baggage fees in 2012. All promise to continue searching for some of those bags in 2013
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(5)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
  
 
 Larry Flynt sells Hustler HQ for $89 million to some consortium of beaver hunters
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(10)
 
(New Europe)
 
  
 
 Actual Headline "Europe in recession - finally, it's official"
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(9)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
  
 
 Yahoo CFO: "We want to be cool again", plans immediate launch of VHS tapes, cassettes to all users in the 18-to-34 age bracket
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
  
 
 Gas prices rise on news that Obama desperately needs the American people to be distracted
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(35)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
  
 
 Old and Busted: Cell companies selling your private information to governments. New Hotness: Cell companies letting your private information be indexed and searched on Google
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(10)
 
(Fox News)
 
  
 
 Begun the Ribwich wars have
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