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Tue May 24, 2016
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's the end of Goldman Sachs as we know it, and we feel fine
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
There's a Keurig for weed now
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Lamborghini Gallardo at auction for $1? But there's a catch. Yeah ... there's always a catch
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
Lufthansa now offers the "Lufthansa Surprise" where travelers don't know the destination they're booking. Sounds great until you discover you're spending your vacation invading Poland
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Boeing books $11 billion in 737 orders from discount airline VietJet. Airbus, MiG unavailable for comment
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Thanks for coming to my cookout, you had 2 burgers and 4 beers, that'll be $6
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(Netflix)
 
 
 
Netflix just announced that they've signed an exclusive deal to be the US pay TV home to all movies from Pixar, Marvel, LucasFilm, and Disney. Now some smarty pants come in here and explain what the fark any of that means
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
In worldwide first, humans are now farming more fish than they catch in the wild
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Hate UberPOOL? Yeah, you and absolutely everyone else: "Our ridesharing overlords take two separate Uber rides and combine them into a real life exercise in game theory. Nobody has any idea what the hell your experience is going to be like"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GE creating over 2,000 new jobs...in Saudi Arabia
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Meet the awesome NFL mom determined to stop her son's finances from being sacked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Last week: IBM to lay off 14,000 employees. This week: "Need a job? 20,000 openings at IBM" Because who wouldn't want to work for a company that would rather toss you out than retrain you for their changing needs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Venezuela is running out of sugar. U.S. chefs begin changing all their recipes to just equal parts of salt and fat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fish bladders have eclipsed cocaine as Mexico's most lucrative smuggled item
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bayer officially extends offer to buy Monsanto for $62 billion, paving the way for GMO aspirin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TSA to hire 768 full time screeners to help with security delays at airports. All job applicants have to wait in line three hours for an interview, after taking off their shoes and being limited to three ounces of water
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The past has passed, there's profit in the present
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Okay, but which is the Highlander, and which is the Kurgan?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you want to make money selling software to IT professionals, you could start by dumping the commissioned sales force that ate half your revenue without writing a single line of code, but you'd have to clear it with Marketing first
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Sun May 22, 2016
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
"Getting paid to play video games for a living in the mid-1990s sounds like a dream job but as this Sega Test 'trainumentary' shows, it wasn't quite as glamorous as you'd think. How do 100-hour, caffeine-fueled work weeks sound?"
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(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
Urban Outfitters goes all Shepard Fairey on Navajo Nation, claim "Navajo" is a generic term like "Light Beer." New Mexico Federal judge agrees. Bonus Rick Santorum hat-tip
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Nestlé has found the perfect place to bottle 35 million gallons of water a year: Phoenix
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"Being fiscally conservative means that America can't have nice things, like the Internet speeds enjoyed by much of Europe and Asia"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So, you have a defined benefit pension plan and you think it's so much more secure than risking your money in the markets with a 401(k) or similar defined contribution plan? Yeah, about that
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(oilprice.com)
 
 
 
"If the OPEC meeting ends without a fight, it should be considered an achievement." Good to know that global oil producers have the same standards of success as an exasperated parent taking their kids on a road trip
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(oilprice.com)
 
 
 
Russia to privatize a huge, state-owned oil company. Business oligarchs everywhere polish their monocles and smile
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The inventor of the 401(k): "I created a monster"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New data indicates 33% of American malls are doomed to shutter permanently
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(WWD)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue editor appointed new editor in chief at Architectural Digest. Immediately begins working on a cover story detailing the new custom home specially built for Malibu Barbie
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unsold clothing inventory taking up valuable space on American retailers' shelves, but that's good news for those willing to set foot in the cesspools that are TJ Maxx, Marshall's, and Ross's
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New Mexican beer from Anheuser-Busch to take on Corona. No lime needed
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
IBM to tell 14,000 workers to cache in their blue chips
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer Day Britain is back for a second year so on June 15, raise a pint glass of barely alcoholic, room-temperature lager that kinda tastes like dollar store pilsner spit into your mouth by a dog to whatever we were talking about
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Fri May 20, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Five tech companies now control 1/3 of cash holdings of U.S. corporations. Why yes, they do have it stashed overseas
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You know that crappy feeling you get when you garage sale all your stuff for a fraction of what you thought it was worth? Yahoo feels your pain
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Looking for a random person to carry a package on airplane for you? AirMule is the answer
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
25,000 Bernie Madoff victims to finally get repaid, starting at the top of the pyramid
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan increasingly addicted to $2 cup noodles, which is bad economic sign that consumers are socking away all their income and won't buy anything more expensive than cup noodles, causing deflation to persist
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Influencer marketing" collapsing. In related news: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
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(oilprice.com)
 
 
 
Delta to hike fares. Also, cheeseburgers to be delicious, Duke to suck, and water to be wet
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Kentucky bourbon production is the highest it's been in nearly half a century. Thanks, Obama
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
UAW sees signs of productivity at Tesla and wants to nip that in the bud
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Stock analyst says Blackberry's device business is worth $0. Don't beat around the bush, tell us how you really feel
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Walmart keeps getting negative publicity but apparently its customers aren't paying any attention
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bayer wants to make Monsanto less of a headache
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New college graduates are facing the best job market in years. No one had any idea there were that many new locations of 7-Eleven, Arby's, and Speedway
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
McDonald's McPick menu which was 2 for $2, then 2 for $5, and recently 2 for $4, might be changing again. Definitely. Maybe
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Quaker Oats recalls granola bars over Listeria fears. HA HA
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Central banks around the world have now sold off $123 billion in U.S. debt since the beginning of this year. U.S. Treasury vows to stay open three extra nights this week printing up that much extra money to make up for it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Useless compliance training is useless
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
To increase midday traffic, Starbucks cafes to offer $8 "Power Lunch" combo for laptop warriors. As an added incentive, diners won't be required to order Starbucks' famous char-broiled coffee
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(Medium)
 
 
 
San Francisco man discovers data on local housing prices wasn't kept before city instituted rent controls in 1979. So he gathered it himself by reading 30 years of for-rent ads, charted it, found "shiat was bad before; shiat was bad after"
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
McDonald's Australia adds Tasmanian Brie and grilled Haloumi from Cyprus as more grown-up options for choosy burger eaters. With a good Australian wine, this sounds tasty
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos: Anyone want to buy the Sports Authority name on our stadium? ***crickets***
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nokia-branded mobile phones and tablets could be on the shelves as soon as the autumn. Sadly not a repeat
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines continues to fly high as they boost quarterly dividend 33%. Clear skies, no turbulence seen ahead
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve has renewed interest in hiking rates
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Quaker Oats threatened to sue actual Quakers for trademark infringement. The response by the Quakers to the company's lawyer is brilliant
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Welcome to America's modern day ghost town in the making
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs predicts oil prices at $50 a barrel. Mostly because demand is back up, production is down and oil company executives are again shopping for new summer vacation homes
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(The Register)
 
 
 
One possible good outcome of a Drumpf presidency would be the drastic reduction of H1Bs, which would lead to software engineers finally being able to pay rent in Silicon Valley
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Zombies took our jobs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Suzuki is the next contestant on "Who Falsified Emission Testing"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Burger King bows to the will of the Finnish population, opens a store complete with a spa for relaxing while woofing burgers. Subby thinks eye bleach will need to be made available for people who can't handle woofing burgers with naked fat people
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Most people who use their vehicle as collateral to obtain a short-term loan wind up having it repossessed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Red Robin lays an egg
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
There are more than 127,000 vendors on the App Store and only 623 are making any money
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Unable to find enough workers capable of passing a drug test, many U.S. employers stop testing for weed. In related news: Who the hell ate all the chocolate chip cookies in the breakroom?
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Taco Bell tests restaurant of the future, with hip decors (Modern Explorer, California Sol, Heritage and Urban Edge) attractive and tasteful enough for you to come inside to eat. Dare I say, Taco Bell wants to appeal to h-- those people
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Corporate America can't get enough stupid advice about millennials. At least cocaine was cheaper and had some material benefits
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Another day, another whistleblower lawsuit against Wells Fargo threatens stagecoach business
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Soros
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Readers prefer to read news chosen by humans than a list of stories sorted by a machine but you're here so you already knew that
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sorry uber Tim Cook but taking a $1 billion Didi ride in Beijing to try and charm your way back into China's good graces is going to take a little more than that. Try leaving an Apple on the Chinese teachers desk
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The looming threat of a Brexit means US banks are reexamining their commitment to Europe's banks
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada enjoying a bumper orange harvest this year. What?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SEC opens up new way for scam artists to fleece the public, since apparently Nigerian princes weren't getting the job done
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Well I'll be damned; the Ford Ranger is returning In 2019 most likely followed by the Bronco in 2020. Even more damning is the 3.2-liter five-cylinder diesel that will be available in it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Times are so tough for Wall Street, incentive and bonus pay will decline 5-10% this year
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's time once again for the annual "rare stamps are a better investment than stocks" article
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits losing their minds over latest budget cuts to BBC. Not over the millions of pounds slashed from its news, current affairs or overseas bureaus but because its recipe page is being closed down
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
To the delight of everyone except corporate America, National Park Service prevents the Pepsi Grand Canyon
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Airlines stops announcing gate info during flights, because you're not listening anyway
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Increased use of ad blockers means that $12 billion of advertisers' annual $50 billion spend on display ads is going completely unseen, something they are already calling 'Adpocalypse'
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Since people seem to like the simple things in life, Hershey's introduces a chocolate syrup with 5 ingredients. Since what the hell is xanthan gum, anyway?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Phone book publisher dials up Chapter 11
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"This is why you don't order a hot dog at Burger King"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chinese government is buying all the world's gold. GLENN BECK WARNED US
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