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Sat February 11, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Forbes) Interesting The average cost of a new drug is $4,000,000,000 . That's a lot of Doritos  (forbes.com) (49)
(Bloomberg) Asinine Whitman founder accused of using insider information. Hey, someone's gotta know where the coconut candies are  (bloomberg.com) (8)
(3 News New Zealand) Ironic License needed for DIY work in New Zealand. Am I allowed to make the license myself?  (3news.co.nz) (13)
(MSNBC) Interesting New study from Bunny Ranch University says that people who equate time with money tend to be edgy, impatient, demanding  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (18)
(Reuters) Interesting Grower payment scandal claims jobs of Diamond Foods CEO and CFO, leaves farmers wanting to cut their nuts off  (reuters.com) (6)


Fri February 10, 2012
(BusinessWeek) Hero Mr. Bay wants to kill the QR code. Hopefully WITH LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS AND FORCED DIALOGUE  (businessweek.com) (51)
(The Local (Germany)) Followup Artist awarded $2500 for lost French fries after using high priced lawyer, a few bargaining chips  (thelocal.de) (4)
(Guardian) Followup Greek MPs resigning left, right and far-right over the latest demands from EZ finance ministers. Stay tuned as the drama unfolds toward its final act on Sunday  (guardian.co.uk) (103)
(Fox News) Strange You may want to rethink marrying any guy who offers you a Pizza Hut wedding proposal  (foxnews.com) (18)
(CNBC) Ironic Nuance lacks refinement  (cnbc.com) (2)
(Chicago Tribune) Amusing Cubist to sue Hospira, won't admit it's a bunch of random shiat on a canvas  (chicagotribune.com) (2)
(Yahoo) Fail Just like their cars, two Ford execs quit after 25,000 miles  (finance.yahoo.com) (20)
(Deadline) Cool Coming up next on Fox Business: NOTHING. Hey, it's just like the business tab  (deadline.com) (16)
(Forbes) Obvious Foreclosure of a dream  (forbes.com) (10)
(MSNBC) Asinine Ralph Nader encounters American Airlines' policy of "the flight's not full, but it's full for you." Promptly tells them they're full of it  (redtape.msnbc.msn.com) (31)
(LA Times) Interesting Valentine's Day spending expected to rise 8.5% as men once again try to hit on any woman who is employed  (latimes.com) (11)
(Business News Daily) Interesting Your business plan sounds fat  (businessnewsdaily.com) (3)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious $5.2b Tappan Zee project gets bids from four qualified contractors, who will keep the $7.1 billion project within its $8.9 billion budget in five years, at which point the $13 billion bridge will cost an estimated $19.6 billion  (blogs.wsj.com) (23)
(Buffalo News) Interesting What would you do with an empty hospital? BTW, the winning idea gets a million dollars  (buffalonews.com) (72)
(International Liberty) Obvious The more a government spends the worse off the economy. Part 2  (danieljmitchell.wordpress.com) (54)
(International Liberty) Obvious The more a government spends the worse off the economy. Part 1  (danieljmitchell.wordpress.com) (11)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Perhaps the thing Samsung has best learned from Google is how to turn everyone into an enemy  (theverge.com) (2)
(Forbes) Fail Dear Fark, why come I can't have a job, please?  (forbes.com) (58)
(CBS News) Asinine Pepsi fourth quarter revenue up 11 percent to $20.16 billion, to celebrate by laying off 8,700  (cbsnews.com) (21)
(Gizmodo) Asinine Google Wallet has been hacked again. 0.01% OF EVERYBODY PANIC  (gizmodo.com) (18)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Slate) Unlikely I think we already have a winner for Worst Business Metaphor of the Year: "In many ways, the Chipotle burrito is very similar to the iPhone"  (slate.com) (128)
(Betabeat) Obvious Dick and Wang hire Cocken  (betabeat.com) (7)
(Boston.com) PSA Banks are charging you a fee not to have an account with them  (boston.com) (54)
(CNBC) Obvious Bank of England announces the failure of conservative financial austerity by firing up the printing presses  (cnbc.com) (37)
(USA Today) Spiffy Caesars Entertainment IPO opens. Wall Street: All hail  (usatoday.com) (7)
(The New York Times) PSA Credit Suisse reports firste losse in three yearse  (dealbook.nytimes.com) (4)
(USA Today) Interesting Coca-Cola revenue increases, net income drops. Wall Street: That's not soda pressing  (usatoday.com) (9)
(Bloomberg) Fail Alcatel-Lucent hangs up on 1800 workers  (bloomberg.com) (3)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Dumbass Atlanta airport concessions expects some 1,600 positions to open up, as the airport concessions lays off 530 employees  (ajc.com) (19)
(MSNBC) Cool Jobless claims fall to a 4 year low on news that Obama will soon begin pelting the unemployed with marshmallows   (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (177)
(Marketwatch) Obvious Greek uncertainty weighs down Asia stocks  (marketwatch.com) (2)
(Marketwatch) Obvious Greek optimism boosts European stocks  (marketwatch.com) (2)
(USA Today) Asinine Gasoline prices expected to spike 60 cents a gallon in next few months on news that Apple is getting all the headlines  (usatoday.com) (20)
(msnbc) Interesting Business 101: Always avoid meetings with time-wasting morons  (lifeinc.today.msnbc.msn.com) (17)
(Marketwatch) Scary Insiders are selling their stock at almost Gaussian proportions. This is clearly a sign that the end times are near and you should convert your 401(k) to canned goods and ammo  (marketwatch.com) (14)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Kansas.com) Ironic Steve Miller going to work for big ol' jet airliner company  (kansas.com) (32)
(Some Guy) Fail GM Europe still losing money by the metric ton, may cut several car brands  (blogs.detroitnews.com) (26)
(Marketwatch) Ironic Virgin's profit up 30%, and it isn't even their first time  (marketwatch.com) (10)
(BusinessWeek) Sad Nokia dropping connections to 4,000 workers  (businessweek.com) (11)
(New York Daily News) Strange San Francisco Airport decides that spending a few hours in an enclosed space seated next to a sweaty person who just came from a yoga studio should nicely add to your travel experience  (nydailynews.com) (15)
(CNN) Interesting "Apple's iconic smartphone has almost single-handedly devastated profit margins for Verizon and AT&T"  (money.cnn.com) (83)
(Some Guy) Sad Sprint gained, that's right, Sprint gained a net 1.6 million customers last quarter, the best result in 6 years, giving them their highest subscriber base ever. And Sprint lost 1.3 billion dollars last quarter  (techcrunch.com) (36)
(LA Times) Spiffy After continued mouse to mouse resuscitation, Disney quarterly profits soar another 12%  (latimes.com) (4)
(wistv.com) Cool Bank of America has achieved the pinnacle of capitalism. They can repossess your property, foreclose on your home, and now they can kill you without repercussion. Bow to your corporate overlords and pay tribute so that they may let you live  (wistv.com) (116)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Marketwatch) Spiffy Mmmmmmmm, profits  (marketwatch.com) (18)
(CNBC) Fail UBS Q1 doesn't fit. Flip it over Q2, still doesn't fit. Flip it over again Q3. Now it fits  (cnbc.com) (7)
(Chicago Tribune) Unlikely Yeah, and I want Drew to actually read the headlines  (chicagotribune.com) (15)
(Yahoo) Fail Bank of America Plaza, the tallest building in the American south, faces foreclosure auction on the Atlanta courthouse steps today. AMUSING, OBVIOUS, IRONIC line up to bid  (beta.local.yahoo.com) (44)
(Abc.net.au) Scary Two companies you've likely never heard of just completed a $100 billion merger to become the world's largest mining company with virtual control over coal and copper exports worldwide  (abc.net.au) (42)
(Dayton Daily News) Obvious Study finds that McDonald's revives the McRib sandwich in order to crush pesky competition for imitation pork sandwiches. You stopped reading after McRib didn't you?  (daytondailynews.com) (69)
(BBC) Obvious BP posts $7.6 billion profit in the fourth quarter and $23.9 billion for 2011, showing it has made a complete recovery from the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. Unlike the Gulf of Mexico  (bbc.co.uk) (74)
(Forbes) Interesting How the internet ruined the Super Bowl  (forbes.com) (43)
(BBC) Fail If you have a Trendnet home security camera, welcome to the show: you're it  (bbc.co.uk) (47)
(Time) Fail Greece is now down to three options: a) get farked b) get farked harder or c) get farked like an Athens schoolboy  (time.com) (106)
(CNN) Interesting Headline is all like "OMG, Zuckerberg to pay $1 billion tax bill", the article was all "but he's super smart and Facebook is getting half a billion refund from last year and stock options shiat to pay that bill"  (money.cnn.com) (13)
(Telegraph) Stupid Feds win another battle in the war on file sharing as BTJunkie voluntarily shuts down  (telegraph.co.uk) (125)
(Slate) Fail Wowsers, how awesome were those January jobs numbers? So awesome that if we doubled them, and then kept that rate of job growth every month until 2024, why, we'd be back to full employment  (slate.com) (86)


Mon February 06, 2012
(My Northwest) Unlikely Amazon hopes to satisfy customers that enjoy long lines, crowded parking lots, and surly retail clerks  (mynorthwest.com) (28)
(LA Times) Ironic Woman astounded at people lining up for new Target clothing line... while waiting for said clothing line  (latimes.com) (46)
(Omaha World Herald) Followup Average Super Bowl viewer spent $63 on game related merchandise, apparel and food ... easily coming in ahead of those at Lucas Oil Stadium who paid $6,300 for the same thing  (omaha.com) (52)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Gothamist) Fail When working as a garage attendant, if you park a $400,000 Bentley it's probably best to take the keys with you. FARK: Bentley was owned by college student  (gothamist.com) (85)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass McDonald's customer stunned that she can't block the drive-thru  (dailymail.co.uk) (84)
(Huffington Post) Asinine Think your boss is bad? At least he doesn't limit your to a total of eight minutes of bathroom time per day and uses a surveillance system to keep you honest  (huffingtonpost.com) (90)
(Some Guy) Obvious AT&T slows download speed of some iPhone customers. As if they needed technology to help them do that  (macrumors.com) (66)


Sat February 04, 2012
(CNBC) Scary Think your tax rate is too high? Try paying 102%  (cnbc.com) (89)
(Mediabistro) Fail New York Times post $40 million loss in 2011. However, it was spread out liberally among all its media businesses  (mediabistro.com) (53)
(UPI) Asinine Today's story of incredibly excessive roaming charges comes to you from Saskatchewan, Canada  (upi.com) (26)
(CNN) Interesting DOW hits a 4 year high; NASDAQ hits an 11 year high. This is not a repeat from 2007, 1999, 1987, 1929  (money.cnn.com) (58)
(Washington Post) Fail Sunoco CEO steps down after company posts $660 million loss. An oil company losing money? It's almost as inexplicable as a cotton candy stand in a carnival going broke  (washingtonpost.com) (35)

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