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Thu October 23, 2014
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(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Cheesecake Factory profits go on a diet
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(5)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Xerox 3Q profit falls 7%
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(13)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Xerox 3Q profit falls 7%
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(1)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Like a genteel, heartwarming Thankgiving dinner. With the Manson family
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you really have to ask if the organic, gender-less gingerbread figures are vegan?
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(37)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street's reaction to McDonald's latest profit results? McFail
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(43)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Authorities charge several defendants with using one weird trick to reduce car insurance rates
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(23)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Any sufficiently advanced investment from a technology company is indistinguishable from Magic
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(17)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
New construction of an Ikea store is in the "steel erection" phase. With photos of the largest wooden pegs and allen wrenches you'll ever see
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(8)
 
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Turning your carefully conceived thread about international trade deficits into a chaotic debate over salsa
 
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Kimberly-Clark flushes 1300 jobs down the toilet
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(15)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nintendo hiring engineers to build its craptacular next-gen console
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(37)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A man who once tried to corner the world silver market succumbs in his golden years: Nelson Bunker Hunt, Oil Tycoon, dead at 88
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(32)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Who decides which cheeses are sharp or not? The cheese grader does, and despite sampling up to 200 bites per day, he shows no sign of cheese fatigue. Which, apparently, is a thing
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(15)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Experts still have no idea why millennials aren't buying cars. Latest theory: their degraded attitudes about privacy don't motivate them to get their own private vehicle like older, more freedom-oriented generations did
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(275)
 
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Another day, another possible data breach. This time at Staples. Hackers: "That was easy"
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(25)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Latest nail in the coffin for traditional taxis: minorities prefer Uber and Lyft because they don't racially discriminate against them
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(225)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If CNN has not scared you off from traveling or interacting with anyone for fear of catching the Ebola plague, here are the 12 best cities in America for meat lovers
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(44)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Google takes a Magic Leap with a $542 million investment in some crazy-sounding stealthy startup that's busy at work trying to give us a new way to see the world (damn that is one cute elephant in that pic)
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(26)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut unveils sausage stuffed crust pizza. Difficulty: Luxembourg only
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(14)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
For the first time in seven years, whiskey finally defeats vodka in the War of the Spirits
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(55)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man who probably fits your stereotype of "French oil company CEO" killed in Moscow plane crash, along with three crew members
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(83)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The soda industry is spending $1.7 million to fight a proposed $0.01 cent per ounce tax on sugary beverages sold in Berkeley
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(335)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Well, if it means the next Blackberry will have a physical keyboard AND a cli-umm, I mean, "trackpoint-style pointer," then by all means let Lenovo buy them out
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fannie/Freddie move to all but get rid of that pesky downpayment thing. Brilliant. I mean seriously. What could possibly go wrong? Why hasn't someone thought of this earlier?
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Mon October 20, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If any Farkers had a baby today, you can get them started on retirement with a free $500
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(37)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
CVS Caremark to impose up to $15 extra co-pay for insured who get prescriptions from competitors who sell tobacco products because... FARK YOU, that's why
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(71)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yes, they are. Did anyone really think that they weren't?
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(137)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump makes a prediction that isn't entirely pants-on-head eyes-bugged-out spittle-flecked knee-biting gibberish
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(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
IBM pays $1.5 billion to get out of the chip making business, will focus on its core competence of... WTF does IBM even do these days?
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(63)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Elle Macpherson and Heidi Klum battle it out in the lingerie market, in the most wonderful story in the history of the Fark business tab
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(24)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ben and Jerry's won't rename its "Hazed and Confused" flavor after a hazing victim's mother complains about it, but they may rename Cherry Garcia since there are no actual chunks of Jerry Garcia in it
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(50)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Retailers will hate Apple Pay
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(89)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Retailers will love Apple Pay
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(8)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The market has hit bottom
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(11)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The market hasn't hit bottom
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(5)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's fastest ambulance will get you to the hospital in style
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(34)
 
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Want to know how a 23-year-old makes $500,000 a year on Twitter? It's all based on facts
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(33)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
No longer will you have to order your triple-shot mocha frappe iced latte espresso with extra whipped cream and worry about holding up the Starbucks line
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(22)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A look at why Americans love Costco-sized portions
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(51)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Snapchat: We interrupt your recent updates to bring you a message from our sponsor
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(14)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Chili's cook fired for taking shirtless selfies inside restaurant kitchen, posting them on Facebook, not wearing hairnet
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(13)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Michigan state legislature has spoken regarding Tesla: If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em
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(55)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man accused of robbery, conspiracy, money laundering, fraud, theft, and taking school books out of babies' mouths. That's right, authorities say he didn't pay tobacco taxes
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(15)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Moody's cuts Russian debt rating to borscht
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(80)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you own a Volkswagen, dealers want to check out your rear end
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(11)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
HP is splitting up because "huge companies are too big to manage, and can't work out good for societies," forgets to tell Samsung to stop filling our need for smartphones, HDTVS, home appliances, construction equipment and engines for cargo ships
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(29)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
3Q Barbie sales drop 21%, as young girls save the money for the look alike plastic surgery when they reach 21
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(8)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The rise of Rent to Own stores is now screwing the middle class, resulting in people spending $4,500 on a couch worth $1,500
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(146)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
After realizing no one wants to eat grade-f barbecue "meat," McDonald's will limit the number of stores that serve the McRib this season
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(47)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Finalists for 2014 Dyson Awards announced; organizers say there was a particularly wide spectrum of suck to be honored this year
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Fri October 17, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Rolls-Royce cuts sales forecast after experiencing a rash of phantom orders
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(16)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
What does God need with a cash register?
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines seeking 800 passengers who flew on same plane as nurse with Ebola. United executives: *pinkie to corner of mouth*
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ph.D. community college chemistry teacher is accused of possessing, manufacturing and delivering meth. This is not a rerun on AMC
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(8)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Google posts lower 3Q earnings, troubled officials search for an answer
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(8)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
U.S. Potato Board worries that potatoes are not as relevant to millennials as they are to other generations, launches campaign to understand their peculiar potato habits. For instance, have they created any animated gifs recently about potatoes?
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(44)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
FedEx claims the people it pays to drive its trucks aren't employees
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Capital One shares fall after the company shows that there is not much in their wallet
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(18)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Macy's to open at 6 p.m. on Thanksgiving Day, so people can go from fighting with their relatives to fighting with complete strangers
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(187)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Starbucks announces plans to start hiring art history majors
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Thu October 16, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The SEC harshly punishes high frequency trading company by fining them a dirty sock and used piece of chewing gum
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(16)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In rare moment of coherence, Richard Branson says something sensible about the looming digital skills shortage: "Too many students were told to go to university, and not enough to trade schools or vocational training"
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(84)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Looking for an asbestos-impregnated metal WW2-era Navy building? Boston has one for lease. The city's auditor thinks it's perfect for you
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(23)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Average home price in London reaches an all time high. Residents still consider it a bargain for not having to live in Ireland or Scotland
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(22)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Britain's first 'iPub' allows drinkers to pull their own pints (pics)
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(30)
 
(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
Toyota recalls 1.7 million cars because brakes are supposed to actually stop a vehicle
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(8)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Banker nicknamed 'Crazy Miss Cokehead' demands £14m compensation for being harassed at work, and her case is as crazy as her eyes in the photograph
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(23)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Netflix shares plummet following announcement that they'll be carrying Friends
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(32)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How they do it in Ohio: residents living near coal-burning plant complain about air pollution. Solution: coal company buys the entire town for $20 million, tears it down. Complaints? They drop dramatically
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(38)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Family farms found to still produce more than 80 percent of the world's food. Guess all those FarmAid concerts with Willie Nelson in the 1980s must have worked
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(17)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly jobless claims fall to 14 year low. Naturally the markets are down in pre-bell trading
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(80)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study finds just 18 million workers produced more than one-fifth of US gross domestic product in 2012. Chances are because you're spending the day here, you're not one of the super-workers
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(21)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo posts 3Q profit due to earnings surge in bank openings, mortgage approvals, stagecoach deliveries
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(9)
 

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