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Sat October 01, 2016
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(Some Mall Guy)
 
 
 
One good thing about online shopping is that it's basically stopped the construction of new shopping malls in America
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
My jingle has a first name, it's R-I-C-H-A-R-D. My jingle has a second name it's T-R-E-N-T-L-A-G-E
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This is what baristas think when you order your coffee. Be warned chai latte drinkers, this won't end well for you
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Why do millennials like to lease cars? Simple, it's the Netflix mentality
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Cup Noodles turns 45, with key assist from the USA: "A trip to the United States in the 1960s inspired Ando's cup creation, when he watched people break up his original rectangular blocks of instant ramen to fit into cups for consumption"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Costco now has five million reasons to remember that Tiffany & Co. really doesn't like it when you use their trademark to sell fake products
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you're a salaried employee who often works more than 40 hours a week, your company probably owes you overtime money. Even if you spend most of your day posting on Fark
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
2016 claims another victim. This time, New York's iconic Carnegie Deli
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Starting tomorrow, high school seniors can now apply three months early for their lifetime of debt
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank CEO John Cryan "This is fine"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Apparently 34 million Type A overachievers have already started their Christmas shopping
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Whatever Wells Fargo is selling, Congress is not buying it
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The next shirt Walmart sells should read "Well, who wouldn't?"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walmart recalls 46,000 China-made tripod stools, hopefully before the fall
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(AP)
 
 
 
Good news - If you die in New York, your cellphone provider can't hit you with an early termination fee
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Hundreds of tech companies are giving workers the day off on election day. Mostly to let their workers get used to the idea of unemployment in 2017
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Supreme Court agrees to review constitutionality of Trademark Office's ban on offensive trademarks, finally giving Drew a chance to file an amicus brief using the word 'Fark'
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's plans expansion in Vermont, Americans' waistlines
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
LendUp promised customers that it had no hidden fees. Instead it had undisclosed fees, and now has a $6 million fine from the state of California to show for it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Germans take over Belgium...again
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
SABMiller shareholders toast $100 billion takeover of AB InBev, presumably with an ice-cold odorless, tasteless, refreshing beer-like beverage
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Moody's say J.C. Penney no longer needs to hold a sale
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
The rent Is too damn high, and by 'rent' I mean 'new car prices'
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Sister fast-food chains Carl's Jr and Hardees tweet image of same double cheeseburger, except one chain photoshopped their pic to make sandwich look taller, thicker, shinier and juicier. You can tell from the sesame seeds
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Audi recalls 20,000 SUVs because seats shouldn't move in a crash
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what it's like to have more money than you know what to do with? Here's how some people deal with the problem
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Oil prices surge on news of OPEC members agreeing to pretend to limit production
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's DC restaurant menu tries to make Amerrica great again
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Apple's new London HQ to be located where 30 foot pigs have been known to fly. Subby is pretty sure you can expect a return of psychedelic iMac colors
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(Short List)
 
 
 
This what your barber thinks of you, Mr. Nosehair Guy
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Research proves it. Middle Management is a net drag on the economy and on shareholder value. Let's call Musk's Mars rocket the 'B' Ark and load that puppy up
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
The average person is one unplanned $200 car repair from being in a financial crisis
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump's VP, Mike Pence, supported NAFTA and wanted to expand it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tyson is saying that those nuggets you are eating may not be chicken after all
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Bicycle company puts picture of a TV on boxes instead of bikes, reduces delivery damage by 80 percent
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Supermarket takes man to court for self-scanning carrots instead of apples
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The IRS is cutting 7,000 jobs because most people file their taxes online
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Forecast predicted that if Trump won the first debate, stocks would tank. Wall Street now braces for all-time new highs
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo board claws back $41 million of CEO's pay and $19 million of Carrie Tolstedt's stock grants, adds, "No bonuses for you two this year." That'll learn 'em
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(Microsoft)
 
 
 
Two companies you hate are financing blockchain transactions in the cloud as a service, so that's really six things to hate. Isn't technology wonderful?
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Willing to relocate? Behold the six cities where you can own a home for under $1000 a month
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(AP)
 
 
 
American air traffic control will be done entirely by text messages between controllers and pilots within a year
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Target pharmacy customers are unhappy with new CVS bottles, begin rooting through their trash for the old ones
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why do Portland, Austin, Santa Cruz and other hipster cities continue insisting that they are extremely weird and should keep being weird? Because leveraging weirdness is good for business
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil prices plummet as election approaches. Thanks Obama
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The outdated system that waits a day to post your checks is getting an update. Subby posted this after 2pm, so you will see this post tomorrow morning
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Gesundheit, or perhaps I should say 健康
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Petrobras unveils new business plan. "Don't be corrupt pricks" noticeably absent from the plan
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
AOL Time Warner AT&T Taco Bell US Government Costco Burger King Disney Twitter merger on track to create serious shareholder valyoo
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Monsanto just got the world's first CRISPR genome-editing technology license to legally fark with crops in the wild
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(Time)
 
 
 
According to the USDA, beef is what's for dinner, again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC Metro discusses replacing late night train service with subsidized Uber/Lyft rides. Mr. T inconsolable, fool
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Tecate debuts "Cans Across the Border" during tonight's debate (w/video goodness)
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
At 9,544 MPGe, this rolling egg bike thing may be the most efficient vehicle ever put on a road
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
'Power Posing' co-author: "Yeah, Power Posing is bullshiat"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
EpiPen pre-tax profit actually 60% higher than what Mylan told Congress last week, ramps up accounting mumbo-jumbo to compensate
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(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
Trump Hotel chain to pay $50,000 over credit card data breaches. No one knows who is behind the hacking, but authorities are investigating the possibility it came from a private e-mail server in Chappaqua, New York
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Moody's downgrades Turkey's credit rating to junk status. Some economists confused: "junk status" for Turkey is a downgrade?
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
This just in: young men in their late teens and early twenties would rather play video games than get jobs
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hyundai assembly lines stop as 50,000 workers stage first complete strike since 2004 over wages, benefits. Company counters with three year head-to-toe warranty
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
John Oliver on the Wells Fargo scam: "It's like a Russian nesting doll where the last doll gives you the finger"
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Sun September 25, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bidding for the rare T206 Honus Wagner baseball card is now up to $1.8 million. Your 1986 Topps #329 Kirby Puckett card is still only worth $0.69
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(Time)
 
 
 
Employees file class action lawsuit against Wells Fargo for "punishing the people who followed the rules"
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Twitter's stock jumps 21%. #twitterbuyout
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Unemployed found to be more satisfied with their career choices than those working as lawyers
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Climate change threatens the world's coffee supply. Price may go up so much that people who are brewing a cup at home will soon be able to have the same feeling of what it's like to go to Starbucks
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
McDonald's is testing out Happy Meals for breakfast. It's enough to make you grimace
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scrabble in Welsh: the board game no one wants to buy
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Electric cars could soon be powering the grid
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