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Sun February 07, 2010
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(The Raw Story) Dumbass Christian group upset that hate crimes laws could interfere with their efforts to commit hate crimes  (rawstory.com) (534)
(MSNBC) NewsFlash The Saints geaux marching in  (nbcsports.msnbc.com) (756)
(Examiner) Fail Newspaper runs the wrong picture to promote the Winter Olympics, Chris Hansen seen purchasing plane ticket to Poland  (examiner.com) (115)
(Spiegel) Photoshop Photoshop this lady trying her luck  (spiegel.de) (36)
(CNBC) Interesting #7: Thought it'd be higher. #6: Wut? #5 and #4: Yeah, OK. #3: Oh hell yeah. #2: *wipes tear from eye* #1: USA USA USA (Warning: slideshow)  (cnbc.com) (117)
(Waterloo Courier) Asinine School confiscates student-run school newspaper because of an article questioning treatment of students, saying it "violated student confidentiality" by showing how atheletes got preferential treatment over everyone else  (wcfcourier.com) (233)
(NFL.com) Cool Colts. Saints. Manning. Brees. The matchup we've all been waiting for has finally arrived, and this is your Super Bowl XLIV thread (CBS, kickoff approx. 6:25 ET)  (nfl.com) (5255)
(Independent) Obvious Son of "Chicken Soup for the Soul" author becomes 35 year old junkie in a noise band called "Child Abuse". Sounds about right  (independent.co.uk) (82)
(Cleveland) Silly Never mind the game, it's Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl. "Today's installment features an all-kitten halftime show, not to mention bunny 'cheerleaders' and hamsters flying overhead in a miniature blimp." (3pm Eastern)  (cleveland.com) (377)
(Flickr) Cool The coolest model cars / village you'll see.. ever. Yes, ever  (flickr.com) (140)
(Guardian.com) Interesting How does the Nanny State™ deal with dead-beat dads? How about c) Freeze their bank accounts, sieze their homes, confiscate their passports, and impose curfews  (guardian.co.uk) (241)
(Chicago Tribune) Asinine Bulgarian immigrant granted US citizenship in 1981 told she has "never been an American." You'd think with looks like that, they would have given in to her  (chicagotribune.com) (188)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this smoky scene  (img-fotki.yandex.ru) (47)
(Park Rapids Enterprise) Interesting If you see a sign saying speed limit 60, then a sign saying speed limit 30, then a sign saying there's no speed limit, what is the speed limit? (Hint: it's a trap)  (parkrapidsenterprise.com) (117)
(CNN) NewsFlash "Mass casualties" after explosion at Connecticut power plant  (cnn.com) (377)
(adelaide.com.au) Hero 94-year-old man opens a can of Matlock on a home invader: "I jumped out of bed and I tackled him... I was wrestling him around"  (adelaidenow.com.au) (27)
(Springfield News Sun) Obvious When you see a vanity plate, it means the other car is more important and you should get out of its way  (springfieldnewssun.com) (166)
(Wikipedia) Hero Happy birthday to our ringleader, Drew  (en.wikipedia.org) (250)
(The Consumerist) Dumbass Woman sues McDonalds over hot coffee. This actually is a repeat from 1992. Just different players  (consumerist.com) (195)
(CNN) Cool NASA scrubs space shutle launch, will try again Monday, when the entire crew and launch team is super hungover after tonight's Super Bowl  (cnn.com) (69)
(NYPost) Obvious The classic Noo Yawk accent is fading away. Youse got a problem with dat?  (nypost.com) (213)
(The Chattanoogan) Obvious Tennessee city taking down red light cameras. Because of public outrage? Nope. It's because the camera company wasn't making enough money  (chattanoogan.com) (102)
(Today's TMJ4) Scary Apparently mall rent-a-cops have Tasers now, and they aren't afraid to use them. But at least they have mad CPR skills  (todaystmj4.com) (97)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Everyone should have a hobby. But that hobby should probably not involve running around a nightclub parking lot naked and high, starting fights with people  (citizensvoice.com) (34)
(News.com.au) Asinine Taxpayers to foot the bill for cops' gastric banding, donuts  (news.com.au) (50)
(Seattle Times) Interesting Church invites non-Christian people to anonymously attend services and afterwards complete a survey. "The service feels like a late night talk show gone bad."  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (182)
(3 News New Zealand) Dumbass Man, in the process of being arrested for stabbing his stepson in the neck, begs police for the chance to finish his pie. "My pie's sitting on the ground. I just paid for that."  (3news.co.nz) (53)
(Some Guys) Photoshop Photoshop this cane clash  (s3.amazonaws.com) (39)
(Independent) Stupid Gay man penetrates bizarre world of gay-to-straight conversion. "We advise fathers, 'If you don't hug your sons, some other man will."  (independent.co.uk) (223)
(MSNBC) PSA When fleeing after stealing a bottle of Schnapps, choose a better hiding place than a police station  (msnbc.msn.com) (10)
(The New York Times) Scary ♫ I killed you....My Way ♫  (nytimes.com) (76)
(Abc.net.au) Obvious French President Nicolas Sarkozy has declared the burqa "not welcome" in secular France after two men robbed bank disguised as Muslim women dressed in head to toe traditional religious garb  (abc.net.au) (483)
(Some Guy) Obvious 84 Lumber roof collapses under weight of snow during Virginia storm. If only there was some material one could use to fortify a structure  (nbc29.com) (81)

Sat February 06, 2010
(Some Girl) Photoshop Photoshop this timepiece  (sullivanvitamins.com) (150)
(Oregon Live) Weird Tenured Econ Prof confronts FBI Informant for creating a cabal of students on campus oriented toward violence. Professor is suspended with pay and everybody lawyers up. Then things get weird  (oregonlive.com) (276)
(Miami Herald) Scary "Honey, I'm just gonna run into Dillard's and pick up some new underwear."  (miamiherald.com) (53)
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Not news: Lesbian couple gets to adopt 1 year old. Usual Crap: Religious Right goes nuts about it, sends out hateful email with pictures. Fark: Is there. Seriously, Fark is there  (orlandosentinel.com) (613)
(Gawker) Stupid Wow, the CIA doesn't give much credit to the intelligence of its spies  (gawker.com) (105)
(AP) Interesting Law banning false claims of military honors conflicts with constitutional right to lie to women in bars  (capecodonline.com) (230)
(Gawker) Silly The Snowpocalypse has caused grocery stores in Washingon, D.C. to run out of everything but ginseng and jalapenos (with pillaged pics)  (gawker.com) (303)
(San Gabriel Valley Tribune) Dumbass Skateboarding while texting is not a crime... though the law of averages will eventually catch up with you  T-Shirt  (sgvtribune.com) (15)
(Discovery) Cool OK Farkers, pop quiz. Which utilizes more lines of code for its internal electronics: an F-22 or a Mercedes?  (news.discovery.com) (143)
(Some Guy) Hero Instead of forwarding some stupid email, go here if you really want to support the troops. These are things they need  (anysoldier.com) (181)
(Some Guy) Interesting What would you do for a million bucks?  (thenewstribune.com) (116)
(USA Today) Interesting 55 million free condoms handed out for Carnival. This good news because god knows we don't need carnies reproducing with their small hands and smell of cabbage  (usatoday.com) (38)
(Charlotte) Photoshop Photoshop this sledding child  (media.charlotteobserver.com) (58)
(The Atlantic) Interesting Two of the last five Pulitzers for breaking news have gone to large mainstream papers for political sex scandals...but the National Enquirer who broke the Edwards story? They're just a cheap shoddy rag  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com) (50)
(News.com.au) Scary Anthrax contaminated heroin spreads. Because if there's one thing you don't want in a drug that can kill you is another drug that can kill you  (news.com.au) (175)
(SouthCoastToday) Amusing Female readers in uproar after sex therapist tells them that the reason their husbands watch porn is because they don't put out, make him a sammich  (southcoasttoday.com) (436)
(MSNBC) Obvious FDA mulls major increase in food serving sizes. USA USA USA  (msnbc.msn.com) (141)
(Air Force Times) Obvious US military orders all bases worldwide to stock morning-after pills so no one can use pregnancy to get out of deployments  (airforcetimes.com) (104)
(Richmond Times-Dispatch) Sad You know that strip club that displayed the huge picture of Obama as the Joker? Yeah, he lost his liquor license  (www2.timesdispatch.com) (84)
(AZ Family) PSA At high noon today in Phoenix the Sheriff of Pinal County will lead a protest against speed cameras. Those attending the rally are requested to leave at the last minute and rush to get there on time  (azfamily.com) (66)
(Boston Globe) Interesting Almost half of Americans believe global swine flu epidemic is over. In other news, almost half of Americans believe there was a global swine flu epidemic  (boston.com) (115)
(Guardian.com) Strange Thanks to Twitter we've learnt first-hand that electoral protests took place in Iran, a plane landed on the Hudson river and VodafoneUK is fed up of dirty homo's, and is going after beaver  (guardian.co.uk) (41)
(Network World) Interesting "This Year's 25 Geekiest 25th Anniversaries": From the Amiga 1000 to MacGyver and Windows 1.0  (networkworld.com) (111)
(CNN) Scary Al-Winter launches a successful first strike on America's Heartland. WE'RE DOOMED  (cnn.com) (290)
(Internet News) Interesting Facebook makes major PHP push with HipHop ... and you don't stop, a rock it, to the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie, to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat  (internetnews.com) (81)
(some crazy cat lady) Caturday You know you want one. The 70-year history of the Kit Cat Clock, just in time for Caturday  (kit-cat.com) (875)
(Washington Post) Obvious Taking your eggs "sunny side up" probably won't kill you or make you so sick you'll wish you were dead  (voices.washingtonpost.com) (158)
(Toronto Star) Interesting Science says you can only handle 150 friends, despite Facebook  (thestar.com) (82)
(News.com.au) Obvious Employers refuse to hire Generation Y workers because they lack a work ethic and spend too much time talking to frien--- Hold on, I have to take this  T-Shirt  (news.com.au) (468)
(KnoxNews) Amusing This week's Hot for Teacher story brought to you by Tennessee, including "like the fist of an angry god, I would" pic  (knoxnews.com) (161)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Pure panda-monium. 16 panda cubs pose for pictures at the Wolong National Nature Reserve. Prepare yourself massive cuteness overload  (dailymail.co.uk) (41)
(Boston Globe) PSA Sending dirty IMs to a cop pretending to be a 13 year old girl is not a crime in Massachusetts as long as the font looks like type and not hand writing  (boston.com) (39)
(Daily Mail) Strange You know who else liked to regularly gulp down young bull semen?  (dailymail.co.uk) (51)
(WTSP) Obvious 14-year-old boy had to be forced to grope teacher's boobs and butt, have sex with her. Know how I know you're gay?  (wtsp.com) (94)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this curious car  (3.bp.blogspot.com) (43)
(CNN) Scary The government has your baby's DNA. That's all citizens, move along now  (edition.cnn.com) (141)
(Lancashire Telegraph) Weird Homeowners capture creepy dude sneaking into bedrooms and masturbating into womens' panties. Bonus: He's the mayor and judging from the mugshot, mayor of Hydrocephalic City  (lancashiretelegraph.co.uk) (83)
(Yahoo) Scary Signs of the Apocalypse: Guido fashion becoming popular  (news.yahoo.com) (104)
(CBS News) Dumbass After student sent home from Louisiana high school for wearing a Colts jersey, his parents call the ACLU -- proving that like their team, Indy fans are really only good at working the officials  T-Shirt  (cbsnews.com) (102)

Fri February 05, 2010
(Houston Chronicle) Sappy $144M Texas lottery winner to give 60% of winnings to charity: "The greatest gift my parents gave me was to be raised a Christian, and God told me I could get by on only $58M"  (chron.com) (199)
(Bozeman Chronicle) Sappy Police officer delivers stern lecture to man after arresting him for shoplifting school supplies for his kids. Just kidding; after citing and releasing the suspect, the officer used his own money to buy food for the guy's family  (dailychronicle.com) (229)
(ABC News) Sick Seven-year-old dressed as sexy samba queen stirs Rio controversy, which is silly because what bad things could possibly happen to a young girl dressed in sexy outfits for pageants and such?  (abcnews.go.com) (177)
(ABC News) Hero Danish Vikings 1, Somalia Pirates 0  (abcnews.go.com) (107)
(MSNBC) Stupid German historians want to re-release Hitler's book "Mein Kampf", their reasoning? "the copyright runs out in 2015, opening the way for neo-Nazi groups to publish their own versions."  (msnbc.msn.com) (163)
(Some Guy) Fail Students protest fees, get arrested. Students protest arrests, get arrested. Students hold fund-raiser for lawyers, get... well you can see where this is going  (socialistworker.org) (127)
(AZCentral) Obvious Sheriff Joe Arpaio hands over documents that will prove or disprove he racially profiled people during his controversial crime sweeps. Just kidding. A deputy shredded them all  (azcentral.com) (215)
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing In this week's Smoking Gun mugshot lineup: Xeni Jardin is reallly letting herself go  (thesmokinggun.com) (240)
(Some Chick) Asinine Woman in Ft. Worth upset with the state of the country show her distress by flying the American flag upside down on a 60' pole at her business. "It is an outcry of the danger our country is in."  (kbtx.com) (181)
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Weird Iowa man arrested for possession of methamphetamine and steroids. Neighbors became suspicious when they noticed him lifting his car off the ground to vacuum his driveway at 3 AM  T-Shirt  (press-citizen.com) (43)
(IndyStar) PSA The Indianapolis Police would like to remind you that they 'd like to keep the lines open for actual emergencies when a suspicious white substance is falling from the sky  (indystar.com) (60)
(Some Notodontidae) Photoshop Photoshop this bizarre bug  (gallery.photo.net) (52)
(ABC News) Hero UN recommends a ban on bluefin tuna exports. Take that, Japan  (abcnews.go.com) (156)
(ABC News) Obvious Singer Jose Feliciano says he's received harassing phone calls telling him to "get out", says he never saw it coming. You know, Jose Feliciano, ya got no complaints  (abcnews.go.com) (70)
(ABC News) Unlikely Charlie Sheen gets hammered, crashes Mercedes into ravine. Oh, sorry--he car was "stolen" and he was totally sober and not with two hookers at the time  (abcnews.go.com) (143)
(Boston Globe) Strange Man busted for operating on his own dog because he couldn't afford the vet bills. Your dog wants health care reform  (boston.com) (240)
(Some Ticking Clock) Sad Dear 24: You suck and I'm leaving you  (thecorrectness.com) (197)
(New York Daily News) Unlikely Cop explains the reason he failed a drug test is because his wife spiked his meatballs with pot so that he'd fail his drug test and get fired and therefore couldn't die in the line of duty  (nydailynews.com) (88)
(ABC News) Sad And so an end so long delayed has come to pass at last: after 48 years of endless fire, $42 million in federal relocation funding and 500 buildings razed, Centralia PA is down to just 5 houses and a dozen residents  (abcnews.go.com) (223)
(FARK) FarkParty Who dat gonna come to the Fark Super Bowl party in Vegas? Drew is, and it's gonna be his birthday too  (fark.com) (124)
(Toronto Star) Hero As soon as you lay your eyes upon the Snack Stadium, you will fall instantly and forever in love, and will want to build a stadium of your very own for the Super Bowl game. As long as you have $132.19 lying around, here's how to do it  (thestar.com) (101)
(Boing Boing) Fail Tinpot tyrant equates Twitter taunts with terrorism  (boingboing.net) (69)
(Some Guy) Sick Police obtained search warrants for the bowel movements of a suspected drug dealer in Weymouth on Monday after he allegedly swallowed 20 bags of heroin and cocaine. Talk about a sh*tty job  (morningsun.net) (40)
(My Fox DC) Scary A domestic violence and anger management counselor gets mad. FARK: And pulls a gun on two men. Bonus: Who turn out to be federal marshals  (myfoxdc.com) (57)
(Lowell Sun) Interesting Headmaster says there's a lot of girl-on-girl action at his school, but he's afraid to try for a threesome. "If I did, I'd get punched"  (lowellsun.com) (123)
(Breitbart.com) Fail UN: Global warming has put 55% of the Netherlands underwater. Netherlands: We think we would have noticed that  T-Shirt  (breitbart.com) (269)
(Salem News) PSA Cement mixers can't stop on a dime, but they can stop on a pedestrian  (salemnews.com) (56)
(mlive) Ironic Town asks voters to approve new tax to fight lawsuits seeking lower property taxes  (mlive.com) (65)
(Cracked) Florida Five totally true national stereotypes. Fark got a Florida tag for a reason  (cracked.com) (150)
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing A new TSG Friday Photo Fun. Today match the deadbeat with their favorite recording artist  (thesmokinggun.com) (71)
(The New York Times) Asinine "Advocates plan a Poverty Olympics on Sunday. Competitions include Skating Around Poverty and Welfare Hurdles. Mascots include a cockroach and a rat"  (nytimes.com) (40)
(Some Guy) Scary Microsoft Chief Research Officer Craig Mundie wants Internet Driver's License "If you want to drive a car, you have to {prove} you are capable of driving a car" In other news, Microsoft attempting to put AOL out of business  (interesting-people.org) (177)
(Boston Globe) Scary Jersey Shore's Pauly D: "We obviously did something right." I weep for society  (boston.com) (236)
(Denver Channel) Scary Fortunately for this guy, cops in Colorado Springs shoot like Stormtroopers  (thedenverchannel.com) (86)
(Toronto Star) Weird In an attempt to increase Valentine's day business, a Candian restaurant is encouraging sex in the bathroom. Because nothing says "I love you" like sex in a bathroom stall. Romantic music provided by the guy two stalls over  (thestar.com) (107)
(SMH) Dumbass "He was originally granted bail, but it was revoked after he allegedly breached its conditions, requiring him not to engage in the services of female escorts or consume illegal drugs"  (smh.com.au) (23)
(Wall Street Journal) Photoshop Photoshop this sneaky senator  (s.wsj.net) (77)
(AZCentral) Scary Police investigate string of TX church arsons, altar boys probed  (azcentral.com) (44)
(New York Daily News) Asinine 12-year old girl gets arrested in NYC school for: a) selling drugs in homeroom, b) bringing a toy gun to math or, c) doodling on her desk with an erasable marker?  (nydailynews.com) (194)
(Guardian.com) Strange I know my two-year old will be waiting for me where I left him on the street because I chained him to the lamppost. Was this wrong? Should I have not done this?  (guardian.co.uk) (68)
(Some egregious cockup) Amusing Not news: Middle-Eastern countries disagree on something, News: Saudi Arabia, UAE and Bahrain refuse to accept a new Pakistani Diplomat. Fark: Because his name translates as "Biggest Cock" in Arabic  (blog.foreignpolicy.com) (148)
(CBS News) Stupid Faith healing couple convicted of homicide for letting son die of treatable urinary tract infection. The stupid, it burns  (cbsnews.com) (377)
(WTMJ) Fail Son fakes robbery of mom. Mom doesn't fake grabbing revolver, shooting where son won't shine for a while  (620wtmj.com) (85)
(CBS Minneapolis) Dumbass "Police Find Man, 15-Year-Old Daughter Drunk" with the greatest mugshot you'll see today  (wcco.com) (140)
(Some Guy) Amusing Cheetahs don't like water, but if they see a hole in the fence across their moat GET IN THE CAR!  (belfasttelegraph.co.uk) (83)
(Abc.net.au) Obvious Monkey spotted roaming Darwin streets  (abc.net.au) (28)
(Flickr) Photoshop Photoshop this reading man  (farm3.static.flickr.com) (51)
(Reuters) Interesting "Hey, whered'ya get that burger?" "Down at the golden humps"  (reuters.com) (59)
(Toronto Star) Obvious Mario Bros. suspect in Toronto fire. No injuries reported but Princess is still missing  (thestar.com) (63)
(CBS News) Followup Shark attack victim was a veteran windsurfer, good husband to his wife, loving father to his children, pal to his friends, and chum to shark  T-Shirt  (cbsnews.com) (118)

Thu February 04, 2010
(Breitbart.com) Amusing It puts the lotion down its pants  (breitbart.com) (55)
(Some Guy) Amusing Study by Domino's says Domino's is better pizza than competitors of Domino's  (blogs.riverfronttimes.com) (348)
(Some Guy) Asinine Whooping cough outbreak hits Canadian town. Jenny McCarthy levels up  (vancouversun.com) (160)
(Wall Street Journal) Photoshop Photoshop this truck full of workers  (s.wsj.net) (39)
(Some Observer) Amusing Fighting naked on the neighbour's lawn is probably a good sign the relationship is over  (theobserver.ca) (67)
(Some Chavez Guy) Scary US orbital earthquake generator misfires and strikes 35-miles west-northwest of the small unincorporated community of Petrolia California  (ktla.com) (48)
(PennLive) Fail Middle-of-nowhere Pa. gets its 1st traffic signal. It uses a video detection system, which makes it far too difficult for the locals to understand  (pennlive.com) (84)
(NJ.com) Strange Children are reminded not to take candy from strangers. Even if they have delicious Skittles® and Starburst® candies  (nj.com) (54)
(Spiegel) Interesting Actual headline: "A sober look at Hitler's health". Fine, no Foster's then, mate  (spiegel.de) (52)
(FARK) Spiffy 5,000,000 Fark threads, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. Thanks for nothing Drew Curtis, owner of Fark.com and CEO of Fark, Inc  (fark.com) (4456)
(NJ.com) Obvious Drunk driver hits liquor truck outside wine store  (nj.com) (41)
(Some Guy) Stupid Terrorist groups in South Carolina must now register with the Secretary of State and pay a $5 fee  (scstatehouse.gov) (115)
(SI Live) Asinine Fourth grader nearly suspended for two-inch Lego gun. At least they somehow avoided calling in the SWAT team  (silive.com) (122)
(MSNBC) News That rumor about Haiti releasing the 10 church people that were transporting kids. Forget that, they've all been formally charged for kidnapping  (msnbc.msn.com) (537)
(USA Today) Interesting What are the drunkest cities in the U.S.? Congratulations, Fresno, CA, you have the thickest beer goggles  (content.usatoday.com) (200)
(News.com.au) Dumbass Kanye throws fit after being seated in douche class  (news.com.au) (222)
(ABC News) Cool Hearing the cries of anguish, frustration, and sorrow for 40 years, a change has finally come to the world. One that promises to raise our spirits, and to make our lives better. The ketchup packet has been re-designed  (abcnews.go.com) (165)
(Some Guy) Stupid As any tabletop gamer knows, if you're running away from authorities you don't make a giant fire to give away your location  (sunherald.com) (57)
(AJC) Cool Georgia senate bans involuntary microchips implants. They're coming for your tin foil hats next  (ajc.com) (149)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting Enjoy your organic melamine: Since fewer than 1 percent of American farms are certified organic, many food companies have to import organic ingredients from China  (online.wsj.com) (84)
(ABC News) Scary Barack Obama's aunt, who is apparently Tracy Morgan or Michael Clarke Duncan, to appear before a U.S. immigration judge today (with pic)  (abcnews.go.com) (207)
(Urban Hawks) Spiffy Pics of a coyote frolicking in Central Park, NYC. Shortly after the photos were taken, the coyote was mugged at gunpoint and tagged by graffiti artists  (urbanhawks.blogs.com) (237)
(Some Guy) Obvious Federal agents conduct immigration raids in Houston called 'Operation Night Moves.' Plans for next week: 'Operation Against the Wind.'  (39online.com) (130)
(PennLive) Unlikely Pennsylvanians pine for the day they can buy a six-pack of beer in a grocery store or a beer distributor, which they can't do today thanks to state lawmakers covered in tavern owner pocket lint  (pennlive.com) (280)
(The Morning Call) Dumbass I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a letter "P" today  (mcall.com) (67)
(NYPost) Amusing Getting drunk in public, getting arrested and offering oral sex to cops is no way to go through life...son  (nypost.com) (99)
(Spiegel) Photoshop Photoshop this tandem twosome  (spiegel.de) (50)
(Washington Post) Scary You know the time you searched for the song "Teenage Enema Nurses in Bondage"? That might not have been such a good idea  (washingtonpost.com) (138)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Someone has not played knifey spoony before  (nwfdailynews.com) (79)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass First rule of Wall Street Fight Club broken  (huffingtonpost.com) (107)
(AJC) Sad Lender forecloses on a massive homeless shelter. Now, more than 700 homeless men are, .... more ...homeless (?)  (ajc.com) (95)
(MTV) Amusing Farkers, MTV is having a vote to see where the Jersey Shore mutants live for next season. Detroit is only barely in the lead. Let's fix that for them  (remotecontrol.mtv.com) (lots)
(usnews.eu) Florida Sharks kill surfer at Florida beach. Jets promise a swift and choreographed retaliation  T-Shirt  (usnews.eu) (102)
(The New York Times) Interesting "Physicians and society are not ready for 'I have brain activation, therefore I am,' " Dr. Ropper wrote. "That would seriously put Descartes before the horse"  (nytimes.com) (179)
(Some Guy w. a Shag Haircut) Strange Rough week for 70's teen idols: first Leif Garrett popped for heroin, now Sean Cassidy arrested for sex with underage girl. Tiger Beat arrest trifecta now in play  (badjocksnews.com) (105)
(Wired) Strange Hackers steal millions of carbon credits. You may want to check your carbon credit report from all three agencies to see if you were a victim  (wired.com) (147)
(Some Chicago transplant) Asinine Want to hear the State of the City speech in person by the mayor of Modesto, CA? It'll cost you $40. To be fair, that's the going rate for getting screwed in most places  (modbee.com) (39)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Two die when car crashes into casino. Driver put behind: Bar...Bar...Bar  T-Shirt  (m.lasvegassun.com) (45)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Woman arrested for calling 911 four times about her missing cell phone. Double bonus: During search after arrest, cell phone found in her pocket  (nwfdailynews.com) (57)
(CBS Boston) Dumbass College student's cunning plan for a threesome on Beaver Street goes horribly wrong  (wbztv.com) (98)
(KATU) Amusing Laundromat flasher finally nabbed (w/the happiest pervert mugshot you will ever see)  (katu.com) (78)
(Telegraph) Unlikely Virtually all Earth's soil will vanish within 60 years. Today's 'dirt poor' projected to be rich by 2050  (telegraph.co.uk) (265)
(NYPost) Amusing Four women avoid jail in penis-glue plot. Heheheheh. Penis glue. Penis glue. Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis glue  (nypost.com) (197)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 248: "Abstract Thoughts" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (213)

Wed February 03, 2010
(CBC) Asinine Ex-Hell's Angel gets immunity and $3 million for ratting out his buddies. I guess crime DOES pay  (cbc.ca) (137)
(Boing Boing) Interesting Child porn victim, raped at age 8, would like to be paid for all those pictures and videos people have downloaded of her  (boingboing.net) (570)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Newest fun activity that could kill you (*throws dart at list of hobbies*): geocaching  (kxxv.com) (154)
(AP) Obvious Missouri's Chief Justice says lawmakers need to stop jailing so many drug offenders. He said this during a joint session, of course  (hosted.ap.org) (100)
(ABC News) Amusing Joe Biden's Oscar Pick? He likes uhhh, ummm, uhhh, ummm, uhhh, ummm this new program he looked at that he wished he had seen in 3D in which you can watch a science fiction thing unfold in front of you  (abcnews.go.com) (76)
(Yahoo) Stupid Soon to be ex-wife of South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford says the governor was planning his hiking trip on the Appalachian Trail even before they got married  (news.yahoo.com) (74)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Some dip steals a Frito Lay truck  (sun-sentinel.com) (42)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop these colorful costumed dancers  (festpicture.ru) (45)
(ABC News) Obvious Protip: If you're going to grope a woman at a theme park, make sure you do it where you won't be seen. Doing it on a ride that takes your photograph is definitely NOT the place to do it. (with pic)  (abclocal.go.com) (169)
(Seattle Weakly) Strange Today's you-can't-make-this-up made for Fark story "Gay, Mentally Challenged Bi-Racial Male Cheerleader Claims Discrimination" (with bonus vid)  (blogs.seattleweekly.com) (187)
(BBC) Sad Reduced snowfall due to global warming causing decrease in wolverine population. WOLVERINES  (news.bbc.co.uk) (149)
(UPI) Fail Step 1: Have the same name as a fugitive. Step 2: Be arrested repeatedly by mistake. Step 3: Profit $100,000. Step 4: Go back to step one and repeat  (upi.com) (84)
(wtsp.com) Florida "Before she left she specifically told him do not shoot the BB gun around the children." Florida tag should give the ending away  (wtsp.com) (60)
(Canoe) Ironic Man wins lengthy legal battle to save dogs from death after they attacked people. Dogs thank him by mauling him to death  (cnews.canoe.ca) (263)
(Mlive) PSA Remember, legitimate plea-bargain deals don't involve sex in the courthouse bathroom with an attorney from the prosecution  (mlive.com) (57)
(BBC) Obvious Expectant mothers need to stop using pregnancy as an excuse for... well, let's start with "memory lapses"  (news.bbc.co.uk) (129)
(Yahoo) Cool Your sex reassignment surgery is tax deductible. Your Asian moths and night vision goggles, not so much  (news.yahoo.com) (200)
(Fox News) Dumbass The first rule about having a fight club in elementary school is that you don't tell your dad that your 4th grade teacher set it up  (foxnews.com) (33)
(LA Times) Sad You probably thought it couldn't possibly have gotten worse to be a North Korean. Apparently it has  (latimes.com) (342)
(Fox News) Asinine ♫Oh tie a yellow ribbon round the ole' oak tree♫... Except in Litchfield, CT, where they want to make it illegal to tie any colored ribbons around any tree, citing excessive patriotism is not good. For the trees, that is  (liveshots.blogs.foxnews.com) (102)
(Yahoo) Obvious Studies reveal that kids who have problems with social skills more likely to be bullied, join Fark  (news.yahoo.com) (150)
(The New York Times) Hero Colin Powell joins Mike Mullen in favoring repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" rule, offering much-needed support from the non-Navy sector of the armed forces  T-Shirt  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (352)
(Yahoo) Cool "Hey, let's check out this cool webcam showing the sunset over the frozen sea" "Hey, doesn't that look like a man waving for help over there?"  (news.yahoo.com) (46)
(ABC News) Followup NZ Police say it was legal for girl to auction off her virginity online, but warn her that anyone willing to pay $45,000 to fark her is going to expect her to do things that would make a Bangkok hooker blush  (abcnews.go.com) (287)
(Press-Enterprise) Strange Just because you have a t-shirt that says "US Marshal" and a Fu Manchu mustache doesn't mean you can go around deporting people. Oh, and take off your fake badge and gun when you go to the police department for questioning  (pe.com) (71)
(CTV) Stupid Look, we know you Yanks get bent out of shape over drugs but would you please stop arresting our elderly on decades-old pot charges?  (ctv.ca) (111)
(NW Florida Daily News) Amusing Yet another mystery on Wisteria Lane: Man steals 700 gallons of water  (nwfdailynews.com) (30)
(Yahoo) Misc British court overturns cliche, rules that a man's home is not his castle  (news.yahoo.com) (56)
(NPR) Asinine Duncan Hunter (R-eallyscaredoftehghey) on allowing gays to serve openly: "You'll open the military up to hermaphrodites." Yes, he really said that. Hermaphrodites  (npr.org) (620)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this rousing chorus  (pics.livejournal.com) (37)
(Veterans Today) Followup Christians at the US Air Force Academy welcome the addition of a permanent Wicca worship area. Just kidding, they threw put big ass cross on it  (veteranstoday.com) (566)
(Boing Boing) Strange Today is February 3rd, so happy Bean-Throwing Festival to all you really, really odd Japanese Farkers (with video)  (boingboing.net) (38)
(Telegraph) Fail A beautiful photographic demonstration of failing to think your cunning plan all the way through  (telegraph.co.uk) (95)
(The Sun) Asinine "She simply walked home without feeling the knife in her back." (with graphic ARE YOU FARKING KIDDING ME? pic)  (thesun.co.uk) (163)
(Yahoo) Obvious Geologists from the NS Sherlock Institute for the Study of the Blindingly Obvious warn Haitians that they might want to move their capital city somewhere else  (news.yahoo.com) (56)
(Connecticut Post) Silly Three members of Echo Hose Fire Company have been suspended over a complaint of noise .....noise ....... noise  (ctpost.com) (32)
(AL.com) Asinine Jury awards drunken stripper $100,000 after car wreck  (blog.al.com) (199)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Indonesian man's cigarette explodes, destroying his teeth. Doctors downgrade his condition to "British"  (huffingtonpost.com) (53)
(Some Guy) Stupid Miley Cyrus' nine-year-old sister launching a lingerie line for kids. Read that again if you need to  (celebrities.ninemsn.com.au) (688)
(Billings Gazette) Dumbass "Hey guys, watch this," maintains its lead in the "what not to say when texting, speeding, and smoking weed" category  (billingsgazette.com) (66)
(New York Daily News) Stupid If you are the police department and can't lower the crime rate, there's a simple solution: record felonies as misdemeanors and refuse to take complaints from victims. Problem solved  (nydailynews.com) (65)
(Washington Post) Asinine Henry Kissinger drags his bloated, near-zombie husk out from beneath the withered husks of Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Indonesia, Bangladesh, Chile, Cyprus, and Kurdistan to give Obama advice on how to handle Iraq  (washingtonpost.com) (159)
(Metro) Interesting Dutch lawmakers announce dramatic rise in virgin wool exports  (metro.co.uk) (31)
(BBC) Obvious Link found between depression and intern...oh, what's the use. Nobody greenlights me, anyway  (news.bbc.co.uk) (81)
(USA Today) Obvious President Obama handed a PDB titled "Al Qaeda determined to strike in US by July 2010." Let's see what happens  (usatoday.com) (445)
(WorldNetDaily) Scary Titty Titty Bang Bang  (wnd.com) (195)
(Daily Mail) Sappy The cutest pics of three cheetahs playing with a baby impala you'll see this hour  (dailymail.co.uk) (112)
(News.com.au) Strange Half-naked man armed with a chisel tries to hijack bus. Witnesses said he cut quite a figure  (news.com.au) (18)
(Contemporist) Photoshop Photoshop these trippy glowing balls  (contemporist.com) (41)
(WSFA 12 News) Scary Hate having to pay before you pump your gas? Not as much as this guy (video)  (wsfa.com) (151)
(Metro) Stupid Man gets pet snake hooked on cigarettes: "He gets very agitated if I don't have any to spare" (with 'I'm Cooler Than All the Other Snakes' pic)  (metro.co.uk) (105)

Tue February 02, 2010
(LA Times) Hero Judge orders lawyer to receive same settlement terms as customers, a $10 dollar gift certificate. Good thing he retired  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (112)
(CSMonitor) Stupid Retarded PETA idea #14374: Replacing the Groundhog's Day groundhog with a robot  (csmonitor.com) (119)
(Some Guy) Cool You've probably never seen an airplane factory disguised to look like a rural subdivision. Until now  (thinkorthwim.com) (122)
(Cincinnati Enquirer) Dumbass Mom found slumped over steering wheel passed out on heroin with 6-month old son in back seat. w/kill it with fire mugshot  (news.cincinnati.com) (111)
(Google) Photoshop Theme: Apple products we will never see  (images.google.com) (113)
(The Age (Melbourne)) Interesting Atheist convention miraculously sells out six weeks in advance  (theage.com.au) (724)
(My Fox Phoenix) Fail Prison rehabilitates offenders, as proven by man who served four years for sex abuse and crimes against children, and is now a counselo... just kidding, he raped two underaged girls the day he was released and is now looking at 45 years  (myfoxphoenix.com) (384)
(Daily Mail) Fail Heinz has developed a special baby food for those just learning to chew and swallow small pieces of plastic  (dailymail.co.uk) (31)
(Yahoo) Interesting Obama planning to return to his boyhood madrassa in March for debriefing and new orders  (news.yahoo.com) (113)
(MSNBC) Asinine About seventy percent of people use the same password at their bank as they do everywhere else on the 'tubes. God, Sex, Money still top three most common passwords? You submitted this with a better Hackers reference  (redtape.msnbc.com) (266)
(KOTV) Obvious In an article that may not have anything to do with electricity at all, it is reported that 'Thousands still in the dark in southwest Oklahoma'  (newson6.com) (75)
(Gawker) Stupid First-hand account of clueless Scientologists wandering Haiti in designer cowboy boots thinking they can just buy toilet paper at the store  (gawker.com) (256)
(Wall Street Journal) Photoshop Photoshop these anxious administrators  (s.wsj.net) (42)
(Washington Post) Obvious Abstinence-only education works. Suck it, non-believers. Or anal, if that's your thing  T-Shirt  (washingtonpost.com) (333)
(Seattle Times) Amusing Beauty editor outsmarted by product packaging  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (96)
(Cleveland) Obvious As the recession takes its toll, more people stay home and drink cheaper booze  (cleveland.com) (306)
(ABC News) News John Murtha admitted to intensive care  (abcnews.go.com) (325)
(ABC News) Survey Obesity may delay boys' puberty, getting any  (abcnews.go.com) (77)
(FARK) Followup Thanks and appreciation from Bufu's family and friends for the great Tribute Thread(tm). DIT  (fark.com) (74)
(IOL) Cool Scientists find Neanderthal teeth in Poland, presumably from prehistoric British tourists  (iol.co.za) (48)
(Some Guy) Amusing Drunk man arrested for kissing a police dog in a bar. Yes, he was Australian  (rouse-hill-times.whereilive.com.au) (60)
(My Fox DC) PSA Apparently you are old enough to know better but are just being a jerk about it  (myfoxdc.com) (103)
(The Atlantic) Amusing How to be a bad bartender: Don't give the patron what he wants, stir cocktails languidly, and pretend customers have Ebola and refuse to serve them  (food.theatlantic.com) (366)
(wmur.com) Dumbass There can be only one dumbass who gets arrested for threatening his neighbor with a sword  (wmur.com) (43)
(Some Guy) Asinine Lawmaker wants to ban ex-felons from holding elected office. Because elected seats should only be for the noble and trustworthy  (columbiamissourian.com) (110)
(ABC News) Interesting Man spends 3 months living in an airport terminal because he couldn't enter his own country. Hey, this would make a great movie  (abcnews.go.com) (46)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Interesting Gangs are using Facebook and Twitter more often. Tomorrow, see Part 2 of this series, titled "Gangs getting busted for admitting crimes on Facebook, Twitter more often"  (suntimes.com) (49)
(CNN) Scary US President to respond to questions posed by the educated and literate commentators of Youtube  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (180)
(Huffington Post) Asinine Another troubling legacy of the Palin era in Alaska, as sources now reveal the governor gave a no-show job to a marmot  (huffingtonpost.com) (161)
(The Consumerist) Amusing "The consuming public is well aware of the difference between a face and a butt"  (consumerist.com) (119)
(BBC) Followup Israel finally admits illegal use of white phosphorus in Gaza... buried in paragraph 108 of a report released on Friday afternoon. Oh, and the officers involved got really firm wrist slaps, too  (news.bbc.co.uk) (730)
(Daily Mail) Asinine TESCO is cracking down on under age quiche sales as one may use a knife to make slices. Safety first  (dailymail.co.uk) (141)
(My Fox DC) Strange Won ton vehicle slams into building  (myfoxdc.com) (37)
(Some Guy) Silly Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow. Sorry folks, there'll be six more weeks of winter  (post-gazette.com) (255)
(PennLive) Silly Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow. Sorry folks, there'll be six more weeks of winter  (pennlive.com) (98)
(Baltimore Sun) Silly Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow. Sorry folks, there'll be six more weeks of winter  (weblogs.baltimoresun.com) (60)
(News.com.au) Amusing Protip: If you are going to use your office PC for viewing porn, don't do it on a live national television feed  (theaustralian.com.au) (118)
(Hawaii News Now) Scary Honked horn at drive-thru leads to McFatality  (hawaiinewsnow.com) (125)
(The Sun) Amusing Parrot receives government job after trying to mate with a TV host's head. The Sun is there  (thesun.co.uk) (36)
(News.com.au) Dumbass Douchebag brings a bra to a catheter bag fight  (news.com.au) (24)
(Spiegel) Photoshop Jazz up this cold train  (spiegel.de) (44)
(Click On Detroit) Fail When living out your Wile E. Coyote dreams goes horribly wrong  (clickondetroit.com) (78)
(NJ.com) Obvious Teenager pulled over during traffic stop arrested for eating his marijuana stash, freaking out... man  (nj.com) (81)
(MSNBC) Sad Rare genetic disease causes 13-year-old girl to look like she's approaching 50. Chris Hansen unsure where you should have a seat  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (395)
(National Geographic) Misc 6:00 *click* "Then put your little hand in mine, there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb"  (news.nationalgeographic.com) (151)
(Some Guy) Stupid Indiana looking to pass a law that lets your parents sue you to force you to let them see your kids  (indianalawblog.com) (93)
(CNN) Amusing Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot. Yeah, he pretty much looks like you'd expect him too  (cnn.com) (245)
(WBBM) Strange From the "we're doomed if this catches on" file: Dog shoots hunter  (wbbm780.com) (39)
(KTLA) Obvious Mayor of Lancaster, CA tells townspeople to vote for daily prayers at city council meetings to "grow a Christian community." Hilarity ensues  (ktla.com) (204)
(3 News New Zealand) Scary Amazing story of an innocent shark who survives attack by violent tween girl  (3news.co.nz) (50)
(Discover) Weird Fifteen year old girl with no vagina gets pregnant, apparently due to sperm she received from performing fellatio leaking from her GI tract into her uterus after being stabbed at the bar where she worked. Then it gets weird  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (313)
(Telegraph) Obvious Haitian voodoo high priest claims all of the earthquake aid is going to Christians, leaving none for his believers. Pat Robertson has no comment  (telegraph.co.uk) (76)
(Local6) Florida Miss Florida, fresh from her Miss America 2010 defeat, sets her sights on next failure: Becoming Mrs. Tim Tebow  (clickorlando.com) (64)
(SooToday) Unlikely "Three youths from Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario were in possession of approximately 12 grams of what appeared to be marijuana with a street value of $2,000." That's some serious weed  (sootoday.com) (162)
(Some Advent VideoBeam) Photoshop Photoshop this man at the controls  (shorpy.com) (29)
(KRGV) Asinine Couple keeps 12-year-old daughter locked in closet for over a year so she wouldn't steal food from refrigerator  (krgv.com) (176)

Mon February 01, 2010
(Daily Mail) Strange This flock of bird is a bird. Your argument is invalid (with pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (87)
(Denver Post) Sad People in Colorado are starving because they can't get their food stamps on time. With picture of what a starving American looks like  (denverpost.com) (474)
(Metro) Strange We present to you Dita von Teese / Who's carved from a big block of cheese / Oh sure, she's cross-eyed / And her head's awful wide / But you've never seen udders like these  (metro.co.uk) (59)
(MSNBC) Interesting Sweet, merciful Concorde, you shall not have died in vain  (msnbc.msn.com) (81)
(Some Online Dater) Interesting Statistical analysis of dating site's profile photos reveals that Myspace angles and sixpack abs get the most dates. Goddammit so much  (blog.okcupid.com) (119)
(Scientific American) Interesting Brain scans reveal how psychological disorder causes some to perceive themselves as ugly. People not you, obviously  (scientificamerican.com) (85)
(Some History Guy) Interesting Seven myths about the American Revolution you probably never thought to ask  (smithsonianmag.com) (224)
(PennLive) Cool Just in time for Valentine's day, Pennsylvania Goodwill store launches "Dump 'n' Drive", where you can put your ex'es leftover belongings to good use  (pennlive.com) (85)
(Wall Street Journal) Photoshop Photoshop this snoozing son at a swearing in  (online.wsj.com) (52)
(The Local (Sweden)) Obvious So you want to get back at your ex-wife. Do you c) Push 19 live mice through her letter box?  (thelocal.se) (169)
(My Fox DC) Interesting 50 years after four African-American students sat down at a segregated lunch counter in a Greensboro, North Carolina Woolworth's store, one question remains. What's a Woolworth?  (myfoxdc.com) (265)
(ABC News) Asinine The Christmas Day bomber is about to cost taxpayers $734 million  (blogs.abcnews.com) (358)
(My Fox DC) Amusing And now the morning's most reliable real-time traffic update from your station's eye-in-the-sky traffic plane, stay away from the NJ Turnpike, we'll be making a crash landing there right around 7am. And now the weather  (myfoxdc.com) (61)
(WMCTV) Ironic Greyhound security guard kicks stranded grandmother out into the cold when she talks to reporters about the company's poor treatment of customers. That'll learn her  (wmctv.com) (135)
(Drew) FarkBlog Super Bowl media mania, a question about international beers, and Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/24 - 1/30  (fark.com) (48)
(TTAC) Fail Two law firms ask federal court to order Toyota not to fix sticky gas pedals  (thetruthaboutcars.com) (148)
(The New York Times) Interesting Island where Nelson Mandela was once imprisoned is now home to a nightly scene of gunfire and deathshrieks as overpopulated rabbits get sent to bunny heaven  (nytimes.com) (105)
(Metro) Amusing Aliens do exist, and they have landed on earth. You just never see them because they've all taken jobs teaching in British schools  (metro.co.uk) (91)
(azfamily.com) Amusing Sheriff Joe Arpaio is unamused that somebody posted a map to his home and a satellite picture of the property on an anti-Arpaio Facebook page. "I don't think they're selling tours to my house."  (azfamily.com) (368)
(News.com.au) Interesting Far be it from us to cast aspersions on the quality of the US education system, but while your kids are competing in spelling bees, Australian children have a contest which tests their knowledge of advanced neuroscience  (news.com.au) (128)
(ABC News) Obvious New website lets your friends tell you what they really think about you anonymously. What could possibly go wrong?  (abcnews.go.com) (116)
(Wall Street Journal) Photoshop Photoshop this Australia Day dag  (online.wsj.com) (38)
(Washington Post) Interesting Since their own government is as effective as herbal Viagra purchased online, Haitians want the US to take over their country  (washingtonpost.com) (339)
(ABC News) Cool Think your religion is old? Well get this, Zoroastrians have a festival to celebrate the discovery of fire, man, and they apparently even know what day that happened on  (abcnews.go.com) (153)
(Daily Mail) Cool Can something called the "world's hardest endurance test" really be taken seriously if dozens of people compete in it dressed as candy?  (dailymail.co.uk) (53)
(Cleveland) Spiffy Bill Watterson reflects on "Calvin & Hobbes" with local newspaper reporter in his first interview since 1989  (cleveland.com) (632)
(The Register) Amusing Spanish disco begins offering free vibrators to persuade women to come for the night  (theregister.co.uk) (73)
(The Sun) Stupid Hypnotist used mind control to make his girlfriend like curry. Way to spice things up, man  (thesun.co.uk) (94)
(CNN) Hero Frank Buckles, the last surviving U.S. WW1 veteran turns 109 today. We will stand on your lawn only so that we may salute you, kind sir  (cnn.com) (281)
(The Sun) Interesting World's fattest man loses 127kg, is still world's fattest man. The Sun is eclipsed  (thesun.co.uk) (146)
(News.com.au) Obvious Australians say they'd rather give up sex, their car and their friends than lay off alcohol for a month  (news.com.au) (79)
(Canoe) Weird Man goes unconscious and crashes truck, blames food from Wendy's. Zombie Dave Thomas unavailable for comment  (cnews.canoe.ca) (40)
(Telegraph) Interesting While John Edwards continues to get hammered here for his love child, the president of South Africa just fathered his 20th child, this time with the daughter of a friend  (telegraph.co.uk) (216)
(BBC) Amusing In a case destined to set precedent worldwide, adulterers in Malaysia are fined four buffaloes  (news.bbc.co.uk) (46)
(Boston Globe) Photoshop Photoshop these balloon men  (inapcache.boston.com) (32)
(Some Inhalant) Dumbass Not news: Kentucky man hits barrier and flips his truck on interstate. News: Because he was huffing canned air at the time. Fark: He did it because he saw it on an episode of "Intervention"  (wkyt.com) (96)
(NYPost) Stupid Queens teacher, 63, continuing to collect a $100k salary, is not allowed to teach in a classroom, and runs his law firm out of an empty room. UberFark: He also manages $8 million worth of personal real estate  (nypost.com) (158)
(Some Guy) Strange Okay, reasonable people can disagree about POTUS bowing to an Emperor. But the mayor of Tampa?  (ace.mu.nu) (251)

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