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Sun November 11, 2007
(Some Guy) Interesting Milk is the new oil (23)
Wall Street Journal Interesting The hunt for the 7 Missing Wonders of the world is on. Items include the Holy Grail, Amelia Earhart's plane, Lindsay Lohan's panties (45)
(Long War Journal) Scary Pakistan releases Taliban high commanders. This should end well (153)
UPI Cool Connecticut class creates a working historical sub. However, some things don't react well to bullets (53)
Daily Mail Asinine Nanny State police categorize 40 percent of crime in Britain "unsolvable" within hours of it being reported, and are so good at their jobs that they can do it without ever visiting the scene or talking to any victims or witnesses (74)
(The Age) Spiffy Coming soon to YouTube, video of street racers' cars being destroyed by the police (67)
(Riverfront Times) Amusing Naked and resisting arrest at a concert? That's a tasing, bro. Bonus quote: "He was tased in the ass for a prolonged period of time" (24)
(vanityfair.com) Sad The damage done to the American economy does not make front-page headlines every day, but the repercussions will be felt beyond the lifetime of anyone reading this page (212)
Time Hero 90 years of battlefield photos (81)
CBS Sacramento Stupid Woman, after being refused entrance to New England Patriot's practice, cries "Havoc" and lets slip the dogs of vehicular assault (27)
(WV Record) Obvious 2 Drinks $30 + Lapdance $30 = $16,000. Only in West Virginia (63)
News24 Strange Deputy chairperson disputes wrongdoing after being caught outside the door of the executive secretary during a business trip. Claims that he was just sleepwalking. Naked (18)
Breitbart.tv Dumbass Note to St. Louis public schools: "Break a leg, kid" is an old show business saying. And it definitely doesn't mean you should send a kid with a real broken leg home on a school bus (75)
(Some Guy) Strange Groom too drunk to wed so the bride married the groom's more sober brother instead (59)
Daily Mail Interesting "Tantrums, casual sex and useless £12,000 therapy: what REALLY goes on inside rehab" (118)
(Some Guy) Florida Twenty years ago this weekend, some guy saw something odd flying outside his yard, and suddenly Gulf Breeze, Florida became nation's hottest UFO hotbed (w/ pics) (74)
Flickr Photoshop Photoshop this sea urchin (77)
(Victoria Advocate) Dumbass Old timer pens creepy letter to the editor with claim that seeing women astronauts on TV causes little girls to fling their Pampers at each other. What ever happened to girls wanting to be good Christian wives and mothers? (73)
CNN Sad Robbers armed with pistils take an 80-year-old woman for her life savings (95)
Seattle Times Strange Seattle couple collects old answering-machine cassettes and mixtapes from the 1980s and 1990s, hopes to become the "Smithsonian of found sound" (43)
(Some Guy) Amusing Confused man with one shoe found covered in salad dressing at D/FW airport. Alcohol was a factor (35)
BBC Interesting "Islamic Car" unveiled. Features include compass to Mecca, space to keep a Koran headscarf, built-in suicide bomb (258)
LA Times Followup Buckling to conservative pressure, Google unveils new Veterans Day logo (411)
(WLBZ2.com) Obvious Paper mill gives 4 to 12 weeks pay as severance package. Union says that's not enough... which is pretty much the kind of thinking that got them there in the first place (115)
AP Asinine Disney sued for banning Segways used by the disabled. That's just goofy (130)
Independent Obvious Study finds physical effects of anger last seven days. By the way, Radiohead sucks, George Bush is America's first philosopher king, Firefox is for losers and soccer is a much finer game than American Armoured Wankball. See you in a week (302)
(Centre Daily Times) Dumbass Environmental screwup in building road costs Pennsylvania taxpayers $79 million (30)
(Some Guy) Interesting Botnet owner faces 60 years in prison and a $1.75 million fine (64)
Daily Mail Sappy Uglyass house-trained baby bear needs a new home. With pics, of course (25)
Click On Detroit Obvious Actual headline: "Police: head found, possibly that of homicide victim". Possibly? That's some fine detective work there, Lou (97)
Slate Amusing Coffee shops discriminate against women by making them wait longer - It's a fact - Well... unless you read to the end of the study where the researcher just can't seem to make up her mind what the results mean (176)
Chicago Tribune Followup At least $500,000 was raised for the legal defense of the Jena 6. Would you like to know how the money was spent? The attorneys, who complain they're being stiffed, would too (322)
Gizmodo Amusing As if we needed more proof Japan is crazy. They've created a road that plays a song when you drive on it (108)
(Some dumb college kid(s)) Stupid Wisconsin bill would have all cigarettes extinguish themselves if not being smoked. In other news, ashtrays no longer work (73)
(SunHerald.com) Hero Today is Veterans' Day. Thank the veterans you know for their service (387)
AP Florida Guess what state is now arresting jaywalkers? (68)
(DUI Blog) Scary California police officers are instructed to commit perjury in DUI cases, testifying about a fictional typical DUI arrest instead of bothering to record or remember the true facts of the case (119)
Yahoo Dumbass Top intelligence official testifies Americans need to change their definition of privacy to what government says it is (132)
(SunJournal.com) Obvious Top ten things to stop doing in your 20's. Missing from the list: Blaming everyone else for your problems (251)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this family on the move (65)
Yahoo Spiffy British bishop backs brothels (45)
(Some deckhead) Interesting New system developed by IBM can manage itself, heal itself, pass Voight-Kampff test (115)
SeattlePI PSA Cashews sold as part of Girl Scouts fundraising come with bonus metal shavings. Sales of Do-Si-Dioxins and Polonium Butter Patties still brisk (22)
Sign On San Diego Stupid Boy suspended when ghost costume is mistaken for KKK robes. "The boy has friends who are black" (138)
Abc.net.au Interesting AIDS vaccine shown not to work, makes patients more susceptible to HIV. Fark needs a "you're doing it wrong" tag (73)
(Anorak) Strange Today's lesson from the Book of Duderonomy: Any brother who layeth the night with a nun shall awaken in the morning with candle in his penis. Amen (64)
TBO Florida Candlelight vigil for accident drowning victims turns into riot after survivors show up (66)
Orlando Sentinel Florida There are now three things certain in life: death, taxes, and a steady stream of Republicans soliciting sex in bathrooms (245)
(Bowling Green Daily News) Silly Mike Hunt donates $200,000 to women's scholarship program (130)
Telegraph Unlikely British troops have been warned not to post personal details on internet websites amid fears that they will be targeted by British-based al-Qaeda terrorists bent on enlarging their penises (31)
SMH Strange Thai police arrest serial killer of seven sleeping security guards. Turns out it was a fellow security guard who "hates guards who fall asleep on the job and don't perform their duty" (36)
CBS 2 Lost Angeles Unlikely Los Angeles school teachers asked to pay back the $53 million they were overpaid by their school district (92)
ABC News Interesting 70-year-old man robs bank with 50-year-old gun; now faces life in prison, which will be about five months (32)
This Is Local London Hero British supermarkets are selling beer at a cheaper price than water (77)
(some old fart) Cool Virtual Lite-Brite (144)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Improve this old album cover (94)
SFGate Sick Health insurer sets goals and pays bonuses based on how many policyholders are dropped (262)

Sat November 10, 2007
Yahoo Sad US has one of the worst infant mortality rates in the first world. On the bright side, it's not like we pay a lot more for medicine than the rest of the world (301)
(9News) Scary Cement truck crashes through wall of yoga studio. OH YEAH! (59)
St. Pete Times Florida Residents pick Carrabba's Italian Grill as "best ethnic restaurant" in county. Bonus: Article uses this to brag about their diversity (143)
(Ohio.com) Scary Already this year, 25 million Americans have had background checks by the federal government, a number that's risen every year since the 9/11 terrorist attacks (180)
CNN Sick Man admits making 15,000 harassing calls to women, asking them to take their underwear off. Will now spend most of his time trying to keep his underwear on (43)
Stuff Dumbass Bank manager gives woman loans in exchange for sex. Jailarity ensues (48)
(insidebayarea.com) Interesting Three-alarm fire uncovers massive pot-growing operation in adjacent warehouse, intense desire to consume Doritos (36)
Reuters Hero Spanish king tells Venezuela's Chavez to shut his whore mouth while men are talking (332)
(Anchorage Daily News) Asinine Stealing candy from a kid? Not as easy as one would think. In fact, these women resorted to armed robbery (19)
(Some Guy) Interesting Meet area 51's secret sister area 52. This is where they keep the REALLY fun stuff (105)
Yahoo Amusing Behold..the HaHa guy's final resting place (256)
My Fox Milwaukee Obvious Where would you expect to find a dead body? A) Graveyard B) Funeral parlor C) Body shop (21)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Guy takes argument with buddies to serious extremes. "Agree with me or I will turn yellow and die" Dude, Darwin is calling (53)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop Challenge: Assemble something from these parts (76)
Daily Mail Amusing If you post binge drinking pictures to Facebook and say "we are not ashamed" you have an excellent chance of becoming a poster child for druken slobs everywhere. SAMANTHAAAAAAAAA JENKINS w/ pics (204)
(Pal-Item) Amusing Man loses local election by a single vote, then finds out that his wife didn't even bother to vote. Awkward (47)
CBS Sacramento Dumbass Man hires hit man, discovers that "I'll pay you double to kill the guy who hired you" works quite well in real life (43)
AP Silly "Mr. Toilet" builds world's largest commode as his house. Ty-D-Bowl Man blue with jealousy (31)
Canoe Stupid Website encourages road ragers to post license plate numbers and pics of bad drivers. What could possibly go wrong? (69)
AP Interesting Suitcase nukes unlikely to exist. Jack Bauer shakes head disapprovingly (126)
CBS Baltimore Stupid Hispanics don't hold their alcohol well. They tend to be macho and a knife is their favorite weapon. That's all according to a Maryland State Police training document (157)
LA Times Obvious After cop's fourth wife mysteriously disappears, investigators start thinking that the bloody and bruised body of his third wife maybe wasn't such an accident after all (53)
Yahoo Obvious China, worried we're catching on, temporarily suspends shipping poisoned toys throughout the world (37)
Reuters Sad 3 killed in a China shop stampede. No bull (36)
(Some Gazette) Interesting Leaders from many faiths get together to discuss the story of Noah. It's not Jews, it's ark (178)
Fox News Obvious Guy who has never played "Manhunt 2" says it's no threat to society because it's too lame. Well, it's certainly no threat to society, but it's certainly not lame. Go write about global warming or something bud (129)
(Saturday Gazette Mail) Asinine Group to learn firsthand about homelessness by enjoying concert & outdoor movie, then camping out for one night in city park surrounded by security officers and portapotties (67)
Excite Followup Feløny chårges drøpped ågåinst jøggers who cåused a håzmåt scåre in New Haven, CT åfter IKEA øver-reåcted (94)
(Some Guy) Asinine Lawyer asks Judge to allow his client to become drunk to demonstrate that he is capable of driving while under the influence of alcohol (138)
(Post-Gazette) Cool Christmas comes early for zoo polar bears as wild deer jumps in their pen. Includes video (72)
Boston Globe Obvious Massachusetts governor wants to imprison residents who participate in evil online gambling instead of spending their money in casinos where the state will get a piece of the action (42)
CBS New York Asinine This is why the Asinine tag exists: parking rage "fight" between a dentist, a woman half his height, and her smallish brother too(w/video) (112)
(Some SDSU Guy) Ironic Feminists hold bake sale on college campus and charge white males more for same goods (690)
(Some Guy) Amusing Spaniard sells invisible friend on eBay (61)
(Some Guy) Interesting Chicago's Marina City, tired of all the paparazzi, proposes photography ban citing "common law copyright under current state and federal law." (42)
(Billy Mack) Interesting ♪♫ Go On, take the monkey and run ♪♫ (35)
(MaineToday.com) Stupid "The city wound up paying $135,000 for the resulting matted mounds of grass and nine half-inch-thick panels of serrated stainless steel." Welcome to the world of art (63)
(Palm Beach Post) Asinine Riviera Beach has the solution to teen crime: lock 'em all up every night (71)
London Times Dumbass Media helpfully links school shooting plots to MySpace "cyber school for killers" (34)
(Some Perv) Dumbass Head cheerleader's mother arrested on suspicion of molesting a 14-year-old football player. Down...set...slut, slut, slut HIKE (77)
Japan Times Followup Japanese hospital's anonymous baby drop-off hatch has saved 8 babies in its 6 months of operation (60)
CBC Obvious Romero of the Great White North discovers that sometimes Chinese signs are not translated into English well (42)
(pjstar) Followup Girl who was kicked out of school for maroon highlights in her hair is allowed to return to school just in time for her lawyers to play the race card (85)
(Metro.co.uk) Strange Factory worker has been found dead, buried under a pile of peanuts. No word if he had been a-salted (53)
Yahoo Sad Fed wants to raise cigarette tax to $1. What happened to the right to self abuse? (202)
(Nationmedia) Obvious "Baby boomers have disrupted every aspect of society and the worst is yet to come" (130)
(My Fox Tampa Bay) Florida School principal says students are too young to learn about peace, bans peace banner (116)
(Some Guy) Interesting Newest poll results: Majority of Americans support civil unions for lesbian and gay couples. Fabulous (174)
(MaineToday.com) Dumbass Two AWOL Marines charged with illegally shooting three moose, or meese, or mooses. Mice? (65)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this young punk (66)
(The Local) Amusing Father and son blame each other for egging pensioners. Despite scrambled stories, both fined after cracking under questioning (17)
YouTube Video "Fellas, it's been good to know ya." 32 years ago today, the Edmund Fitzgerald was lost. Gordon Lightfoot says it all (137)
USA Today Sad Pulitzer Prize winner Norman Mailer, the macho prince of American letters, dead at 84 (79)
(The Argus) Strange Mannequin sex, "lewd though it may be, does not fall within the purview of the indecent exposure statute." (46)
MacWorld Interesting "...Richardsson filled his time on stage by invoking everything from ninjas to lolcats to Technoviking..." I can haz Mac geeks? (Yes, this is your Caturday thread) (377)
(KFI News) PSA If you're in LA, you can longer say the "n word." First Amendment unavailable for comment (196)
(Some WM) Hero The time: November 10, 1775. The place: Tun Tavern, Philadelphia. The who: The Few. The Proud. The Marines. (266)
Yahoo Obvious Ingredients for salad dressing found in 2,400-year-old Greek shipwreck....No doubt they were tossing salads (14)
The Smoking Gun Amusing Uncle Jesse says: when going to jail, make sure your hair is perfect (123)
Daily Mail Asinine Nanny State update: War veterans' fury after Remembrance Day services scrapped by health and safety killjoys (40)
Daily Mail Cool Submitter would come up with a clever headline, but it's a British TV show that convinces women to take off their shirts to see how well their bras fit and it has pics, so the hell with it (possibly Not safe for work pics) (76)
DallasNews Cool Calamity Jane's pistol to be auctioned this weekend. You know who else's pistol to be auctioned? Pancho Villa's (28)
ABC News Obvious First 450 people who show up at Cleveland's convention centre this Saturday with a working handgun will get a $100 gas card. The first person to think this through will get $45,000 in gas cards (107)
The Sun Cool Led Zeppelin are about to break the record for the most expensive concert tickets in British history. The Sun is there (65)
CBS Salt Lake City Stupid A whites-only bathroom in Georgia? How did we get back to 1967? (156)
Boston Globe Amusing Hackers force Rhode Island to temporarily shut down its website, potentially affecting dozens of people (22)
AP Scary Officials confirm Biologist officially died of The Plague although official tests aren't official. The Official spoke anonymously because an official statement hasn't officially been released by official officials (46)
(gimme a hug) Asinine Texas school district mounts full-frontal assault on hugging, enacts ban. Students fail to embrace policy (134)

Fri November 09, 2007
Flickr Photoshop Photoshop this red face (80)
(World Net Daily) Florida Live in HUD housing? No Jesus for you (230)
(Gothamist) Sappy Maple syrup smell back in NYC (63)
Yahoo Cool Da Vinci's "Last Supper" has coded 'soundtrack.' Hits include "Danger Zone" and "I Will Always Love You" (106)
SFGate Amusing From the you-can't-make-this-stuff-up department: "Woman Torches Ex's Mounted Bison Head" (40)
(Some chopped up dude) Scary Way number 2,678 you do not want to die (133)
Komo Spiffy If you've been waiting for somebody to release a kosher ham soda, your wait is over (61)
CourtTV Dumbass The first rule of Kidnapping Club is take away your victim's cell phone. The second rule of Kidnapping Club is don't talk about how stupid of a kidnapper you are (38)
YouTube Video Why are those screenwriters on strike? Answer here (332)
LA Times Unlikely Chief of LAPD thinks effort to map muslim areas of the city should be thought of as "community engagement" and not racial profiling (137)
(Some Guy) Interesting Teachers post a traffic signal in the cafeteria that switches from green to yellow to red as the decibels rise. Naturally, some parents object. "Now you've got the kids like Pavlovian dogs, watching this light" (137)
Canada.com Interesting Skinny-dipping club claims civil rights shrinkage, wins case due to legal wrinkle; will be allowed to organize nude swims at public pool (39)
(Idaho Statesman) Sick We've all seen the stories of parents being charged with injury to a child for having houses filled with pet feces. This woman raises the ante by including a partial elk carcass. With dirty-faced mug shot (95)
Free Press Obvious 65-year old woman robs gas station to buy gas. Welcome to the future (43)
(ksdk) Stupid Police evict people from wrong house. That's some nice police work there, Lou (57)
CBS 46 Obvious Florida backs out of water deal with Georgia after getting cut off like husband on losing end of argument (38)
(creativeloafing) Amusing The Internet's newest douchebag is back whining about his ruined reputation (1209)
(Some Guy) Sad 51,000 sunglasses from China recalled, the Friday lead trifecta now in play (60)
(NBC5) Strange Godless substitute 5th grade teacher tells students that their toothpaste has rat poison, that sugar is cocaine, and don't call her "miss" because that means prostitute (158)
(CityNews) Stupid Section of downtown Toronto shut down for suspicious package... which turns out to be an alarm clock (73)
Yahoo Followup Autopsy reveals what everyone already knew: that NYC woman who died while in police custody at the Phoenix airport strangled herself (254)
The Newspaper Asinine Cities overwhelmed with requests for parking ticket hearings solve problem by outlawing hearings (106)
(Nature dot com) Dumbass Rush Limbaugh falls for hoax paper that blames nature for global warming. Nice research work there, El Rushbo (359)
Guardian.com Amusing Confirming that the lottery is a tax on the stupid, scratch tickets withdrawn because customers couldn't understand them (136)
UPI Stupid Businesses are adopting e-mail-free Fridays to cut back on information overload and encourage direct communication. This idea brough to you by technologically-impaired workforce geezers (149)
(Some Denver Farker) Cool Attention Denver Farkers: Mini-Fark Party at Public House tonight from 6:00pm-10:00pm (open bar for $10) (89)
CNN Unlikely Former Arizona governor making UFO documentary. I want to believe (88)
(C & G News) Obvious Today's teacher/student scandal: 17-year-old stud bags and brags. Bonus: she was his French teacher. (With ooh-la-la picture, including the come-hither crazy eye) (232)
(Some Whacko Moonbat) Amusing VP Cheney secretly ordered a nuclear strike against Iran. With lots of BOLD text to make article even more ominous (185)
(Some Guy) Hero A Russian company has made a device which it says allows retailers to sell draught beer easily from stores (66)
CBS News Obvious Another day, another 175,000 lead-tainted Chinese toys recalled (59)
Minneapolis Star Tribune Asinine Taco Bell fires 30-year employee, apparently concerned they would have to pay her retirement in $2 bills (284)
Orlando Sentinel Followup Disney insists that they were planning to overhaul "It's A Small World" anyway, recent incidents of fat tourists causing the boats to get stuck is just a coincidence (100)
Free Press Interesting Dear Western states: If you think you're going to solve your water problems with the Great Lakes, prepare for Civil War. Love, Michigan (758)
(Canon) Video ♫ "Battle of the viral video stars" ♪ (Sponsored Link) (24)
MSNBC Strange Woman was so upset that someone stole her $4 pumpkin, she wrote a threatening note to the public, walked through town with a large knife and pinned the note to the town's message board (39)
Houston Chronicle Interesting Texas may be in violation of the ADA for providing "state services" in establishments that allow smoking. In other news, lottery tickets are considered to be state services (97)
AFP Silly Pretty ridiculous: internet site offering Hannah Montana concert ticket for equivalent of $24,000. Also ridiculous: normal price of Hannah Montana tickets is $240 (221)
Houston Chronicle Obvious Todays conveniently timed explosion and fire at a US oil refinery brought to you by Port Arthur, TX. Magic 8 Ball seen clocking out early and headed home for weekend as it is pretty sure we already know what will happen (119)
Yahoo Strange Funny: forgetting to close your gas tank lid. Fail: Forgetting to take the gas nozzle out and driving off. Fark: Forgetting your car completely after paying for gas and walking home (75)
(Tommy Condons) Followup Reminder: Charleston Fark party tomorrow 7pm... LGT venue, y'all (57)
Daily Mail Strange Nanny State police order two-year-old girl to pay fine after speed camera clocks her driving 65mph in a 40mph zone or go to court (61)
(ars technica) Asinine Having won the wars on terrorism and drugs, locked up all the pedophiles, murderers and bank robbers, Congress wants DOJ to prosecute file sharers individually (449)
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