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Photoshop this birdy about to get screwed |
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Nicole Kidman receives Australian award for bettering the human condition. Submitter's condition feels tingly (pics) (of Nicole - not submitter's "condition") |
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Mobile phones wiping out our bees. And our ares. And our going tos. And our want tos |
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Ford paid Allen Mulally 28.2m for three months' work, while losing 12.6b. Yet American automakers wonder why the American public seems unwilling to bail them out |
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This parasite has belled the cat |
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15-year-old Australian boy pretending to represent ABC TV succeeds in having more than 200 clips removed from YouTube |
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Student decides the best way to warn his school district that their computer network was insecure was to hack into it. Jailarity ensues |
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EagleCam - watch a nesting Bald Eagle in Maine from the comfort of your computer desk. Click WATCH LIVE to view in real time |
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Nappy headed Don Ho passes away at age 76. ♫ So here's to the golden moon, and here's to the silver sea, and mostly here's a toast to you and me. ♫ |
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Students from college debate club challenge students at another college to see whose founding father is the coolest, will vie for the title of Master Debater |
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Luxury watches being made from pieces of the Titanic. Oddly enough, they aren't water resistant |
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Marathoner attempting to run around the Earth twice. Expects to accomplish feat in under four hours |
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Chicago wins the USOC bid for the 2016 Summer Olympic Games |
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Mia Farrow makes Steven Spielberg make China make Sudan help Darfur |
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Pornographic beer bottle stripped from store shelves |
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Baby owl taken into custody at college police station. Found loitering at cafeteria (pics) |
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Man cleared of three rapes after defense team uses the old "let's measures his penis" strategy |
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Time Warner Versus affiliates: We interrupt this thrilling sudden death fourth overtime NHL playoff game to bring you this important infomercial. Thank you for subscribing to Versus |
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Prague residents prefer goat statue to Freud. Real meaning currently under debate |
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Pakistanis worked up about deadly virus that apparently kills you after you answer your cell phone |
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State police officer who offered woman choice between sex and prison will receive both |
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Photoshop this red-hot rod |
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Wil Wheaton is up for a Blogger's Choice award, but he's losing to Rosie O'Donnell. That just ain't right, nobody should have to be under Rosie O'Donnell. Let's help (bumped to the top of the page for the Saturday crowd that missed |
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First you accept a pretty flower from your friend, next thing you know you're killing squirrels, and finally you move on to the ultimate barbaric act: watching the Simpsons |
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Training with the State Police on how to do a proper door breach? Remember, try using too much explosive for hilarity to ensue |
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Tonight, Ron Burgundy dines in hell |
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The best take on the Imus debacle, courtesy of professional sportswriter Jason Whitlock |
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New Eyezmaze/On game - Galves Adventure |
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Todays "burn down your house to get out of your lease...again" story brought to you by Iowa |
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Russian Police, using the classic Réti Opening, arrest chess champion/opposition leader Garry Kasparov at anti-Kremlin rally. Kasparov may counter with the Queen's Gambit but should be cautious of Putin's polonium-210 horsey |
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Shopkeeper uses 5-iron to drive 3 armed-robbers onto the green. Police dog short-puts to pick up the birdie |
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German Army Training film: "envision African-Americans in the Bronx while firing your machine gun in combat". World War 2? Nope, last year |
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Eight out of the fifteen candidates running for traffic judge in Philadelphia have over $1000 in outstanding parking violations |
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Ah, a refreshing morning walk. The sunshine, the light coastal breeze, the fresh air, the returning home to find a naked burglar in your doorway |
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What is worse than going on a field trip and getting banned from the aquarium? Going on a field trip, and getting your whole school banned from the aquarium. For 2 years |
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Nerd chick glorifies Ewok-related violence |
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The first rule of Sword Fighting Club is you don't talk about Sword Fighting Club |
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What's Brit reading? |
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Snoop Dog defends use of "ho." 'Rappers are not talking about no college girls.' Which leaves subby to ask, so rappers are talking about college girls? |
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Marine Lt. who lost both legs to an IED leaves hospital long enough to welcome home his battalion; gets hero's welcome he deserves |
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Cow hunter accidently shoots partner in the chest with .44 caliber rifle. Eat more chicken |
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Nifong: I was only foolin, can we make this ethics charges go away? NC Bar: die in a fire |
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Suicide bombers strike Casablanca. Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, they had to walk into mine |
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Prince William calls it splitsville with the gorgeous girl they were saying he was going to marry. The fruit does not fall far from the tree (with pic to prove it) |
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When shrink-wrapping highway, make sure your first victim isn't a police car |
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Thousands of women are to get breast implants cased in metal to try to reduce post-op deformity. Metal boobies. Do not want |
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Photoshop these strange objects |
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Actual headline: Odorous substance associated with aging skin found in women's wombs |
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Today was not a good day for steel_pony_63 |
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Man arrested for posing as a doctor and groping a 91 year-old patient. Maybe he stopped trying to date hotties and started going for the low-hanging fruit |
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Ugly ass baby penguin born at Portland Zoo. Cute, fuzzy- not sure about happy feet (video) |
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Fatal car crash caused by bee sting to the crotch |
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"Suddenly and without asking questions, the female principal who was patrolling the area caned her on the buttocks and also caned several other students." Now THAT'S a Paddlin' |
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Six found dead in Happy Valley, CA. Police suspect murder-murder-murder-murder-murder-suicide |
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Presidential candidates demonstrate their competence for office by burning through millions of dollars in donations in a matter of weeks |
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Man breaks into his own home. Jailarity ensues |
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Cleaners at a UK hospital with a poor record on superbugs have been told to turn over dirty sheets instead of using fresh ones between patients to save money |
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Ship tips over doing routine stuff in calm seas. Don't name it after whisky next time |
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Giant house mice eating endangered albatrosses on remote South Atlantic island. "Like a house cat eating a hippo" |
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Ontario school board plumbers earn more than $100,000 per year |
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Elderly man survives attack of 1000 bees while clearing off his lawn |
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Plaque commemorating famed crimefighter Eliot Ness stolen |
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Marines deploy MV-22 Osprey squadron to Iraq to go wabbit hunting |
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"Daddy shot mommy with a knife" |
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What's that, taxpayers? You want us to spend $120 billion to bail out stupid homeowners? Why sure, we'll even throw in a few extra billion just to be safe |
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The US Navy has been testing a railgun capable of firing a 7 pound projectile at 6710 MPH. With a little work, could potentially could be the Best Potato Gun Evar |
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Afghanistan residents prefer Taliban over corrupt police |
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Washington Post hosts marshmallow peep diorama contest, expects 8 or 9 entries, receives 350. Vote for your favorite |
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