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Teachers increasingly avoiding teaching controversial subjects such as the Holocaust and the Crusades in order to better serve today's children a heapin' helpin' of ignorance |
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Photoshop this fence post |
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Stay up all night figuring this one out |
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SWAT team tasers double amputee who couldn't run from the long arm of the law |
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New study finds one in five drivers texting while behind the wheel. ur lamo coz u drV yl txtN on a celfne |
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Bello the Clown reunited with his prized mini-bike |
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Caption why Steven Colbert is so happy |
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HAT THREAD |
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Famous RCA logo of dog listening to gramophone meets the new age: Nipper the terrier to be replaced by Gromit the claymation pooch (with pic) |
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In recent "study", Chinese women say "sex" doesn't make them "happy". This article could use a few more unnecessary quotation marks |
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10 yr old boy is quizzed by police for sending email with word gay in it |
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A violent state mental hospital patient said a genie commanded him to kill another patient, so he did. He apparently received further orders from the genie to escape, so he did |
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In a world .... where violence rules ... there is "The Announcer Guy" ... who is enjoying his Geico-made fame |
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Man carjacks, shoots 2, so he could see his brother, a future Bengals draft pick, play football at the University of South Carolina |
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Firefox to be more popular than IE in less than 3 months |
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BREAKING: 8.0 earthquake in the Solomon Islands |
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To ban strip clubs, towns must demonstrate evidence of "negative secondary effects" like falling property values, rising crime, your daughter suddenly having enough money to move out of the house |
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Civil War reenactor gets wounded reenacting battle which had no wounded |
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3 People Shot at Nickelodeon Awards Party. No, really |
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Robbery foiled after robbers are unable to get cashier to understand that they are robbing him |
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Man stacks 8,000 30-packs of Coors Light, creating a 15-foot-high mountain that features a steaming locomotive with wheels made from steel beer kegs. "We wanted people to come in and say, 'Wow, that's a lot of beer" |
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Concealed carry decreases crime. HA HA, just kidding. Violent crime went up after MN legalized CCW permits |
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Man takes out newpaper ad assuring his family, friends he's not dying |
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How asking someone to the prom has changed over the years |
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The undead take to the streets of Brisbane, Australia |
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Home-schooled student wins third consecutive Arizona state spelling bee. When asked how he felt about the win, Jonathan quoted as saying, "Just kill me. At this rate I'm never going to touch a real boob, ever." |
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The trailer for Grand Theft Auto IV shows a city with an uncanny resemblance to New York City. Give ya three guesses as to who's pissed off about it |
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Photoshop this guy petting his dragonfly kite |
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Man snaps, gets arrested for waving a sword and threatening motorists. No word on if it was all those Toyota Highlanders that pushed him over the edge |
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Retirement community sues to have toddler removed from lawn |
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Pennsylvania teachers will now face FBI background checks and electronic fingerprinting, in addition to a hotness test to see if they get jail time for banging students |
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DO NOT WANT. Pet food recall list keeps getting longer |
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Offers to buy Chocolate Jesus sculpture pouring in. "Some people are fanatics. They want my art for their kids' first Communion." |
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If you're a voyeur who peeks in windows, pulls blankets off sleeping girls with long hook, avoid leaving DNA samples outside said window |
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Pollen art |
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Designers want to give NYC taxis an extreme makeover. Still no cure for that strange, smelly, sticky goo on the floor |
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Today's "Mother of the Year" comes from Taylor, MI. This candidate offered to let an undercover detective take pornographic pictures and have sex with her 7-year-old daughter |
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Attorney for the state of Florida to a confused mayor: Despite what you may have thought you learned in school, Canada is not another state -- it is, in fact, a totally different country |
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Battle over beef jerky threatens to tear Wisconsin family apart |
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"Something is amiss when a shooting victim is embarking on a prison term 20 times longer than the shooter's sentence." Welcome to the wonderful world of federal drug law. Check your common sense at the door |
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Good news: Philadelphia is in line to meet another one of its milestones. Bad news: A milestone that means Philly is on par to hit 400 murders in one year. Guns don't kill people, Eagles fans kill people |
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Cargo ships are new hotness for taking cruises, sneaking in terrorists |
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Ugly-ass, um, thing, born at Edinburgh Zoo |
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50th anniversary of the best media April Fool's joke ever: spaghetti harvest time in Switzerland |
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Amusement park visitors kicked off a ride called the Screamer for screaming |
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Bombs heard going off in the British embassy in Tehran |
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If you thought the American nanny state was out of control, check out Britain's future plans |
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Diary discovery gives clues to Amelia Earhart mystery |
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More government computers go missing. But it's not like they have all our nuclear secrets on them. Oh, wait... |
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"If you have a pacemaker, you shouldn't be out fighting the police" |
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If you planted a bomb under a marked police car in Santa Cruz, the FBI, ATF, and Santa Cruz PD would like a few words with you. Actually it will be more like a few minutes in a locked room with Mr. Taser and Mr. Nightstick |
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Man files lawsuit as part of a national body parts scandal, claiming he received transplanted bone tissue that might have been diseased. Edward R. Marrow to investigate |
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How to travel Europe on the cheap |
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Photoshop this treadmill test |
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New alimony laws lead to divorce boom in Japan |
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Mexico cracks down on porn films in taxis |
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NASA announces first mime in space who will perform in vacuum outside International Space Station, hopefully without space suit |
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Camera captures "guardian angel" at the Vatican (with pics) |
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What appear to be the mummified remains of a fairy have been discovered in the Derbyshire countryside, possibly the result of a 400-year-old hate crime |
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Malaysian dogs trained to sniff out DVDs make a second big discovery of $430,000 worth of pirated DVDs. Given the state of Hollywood lately, they could probably just start using regular bomb-sniffing dogs in the future |
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Under new UK laws, teachers may now legally kick your ass |
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US student wins world sudoku title. We're number 1 [ ] 5 [ ] [ ] 7 8 [ ] 3 |
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Some Brits will have to pay £5 "carbon charge" to fire up their grills |
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Cop who shoved skateboarder gets suspended, has to wear "Bad cop, No donut" T-shirt |
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The Falklands - 25 years after |
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Please bring your seat to the full upright position or I will cap your ass |
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Britain's schools to experiment with gay-themed children's books, but it's going to be strictly a one-time thing just while they're in college, OK? |
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Remember those Muslim imams who were kicked off the airline for "suspicious behavior"? Yeah...they're suing everyone involved, including the passengers who complained |
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Man loses son to bullies who hanged him from a hook. Man now suing Dairy Queen for showing a commercial that shows two boys being hung by their underwear on hooks |
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Photoshop this cluttered bed |
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Ohio State, Florida to play each other for National Championship. No, this is not a repeat from January |
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Bill that would legalize abortion in Mexico City expected to pass city legislature. Hey Mexico, please enjoy hour-long arguments on the same three talking points for the next 40 years. Yours, Estados Unidos |
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The Worlds Oldest Lightbulb, from 1901, Still Lit [pic] |
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"U.S. ready to strike Iran on Good Friday" |
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Hillary Clinton wants stricter home loan standards. I don't know what that is, but I'm against it now |
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