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Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Hats |
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Man sponsors a dog - twice - for membership in the Moose Club, surprised when club kicks him out |
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NY winery creates wine-flavored ice cream. Eww. Submitter sure as hell won't be scooping any farking Merlot |
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Chuck Norris wants his autobiography taught in public schools |
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No Child Left Behind is actually working, especially in poor school districts |
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Teenager killed by hit-and-run driver at same spot where his friend died in accident just hours earlier |
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Orangutans could be extinct in 5 years. No more right turns for Clyde |
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Government cost cutting debate over recycled toilet paper. Some flushed with excitement; others think idea belogs in dumper. Seat still up on matter |
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Scottish pub bans repeat farter. I guess it was the Haggis (with pic) |
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Man watches news, finds out he's wanted for murder, tries to turn himself in but the cops don't seem to care. Luckily, there's a FOX affiliate nearby (with video) |
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Old drivers find a "a four-way intersection's cacophony of signs and lights particularly confusing" |
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It is quite understandable to want to send a sexually explicit tape to your lover when they are in lock-up. Just don't be surprised if people react strangely because it's a monkey |
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Lesbian asks court to ban gay adoptions. Mulleted Ironic tag struts onto the scene like it owns the place |
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Palestinian woman caught trying to smuggle three crocodiles taped to her upper body from Egypt into the Gaza Strip via Rafah Border Crossing |
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Church hit with $2 million dollar water bill. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? |
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Man gets wasted, drives car, jumps curb, flees accident, strips naked, fights cop, gets tasered, winds up in hospital. Or as submitter calls it, "Saturday night" |
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Atheists steal moral judgments passed to us by God and claim them as their own |
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Wal-Mart busted for premature tortoise release |
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OMGWTF(EX-GF)BBQ |
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♪ Ooopa Loompa Loompity-Doo, How would you like it if I fondled you? ♫ |
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John Edwards is discouraging sympathy votes that might pour in because of his poor, dying wife's breast cancer tragedy that may leave him a lonely widower with two young children to clothe and feed |
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Woman accuses random stranger of rape in a vain attempt to win back her ex |
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Man arrested for swimming in Niagra River shocked to find out that it's full of ice and waterfalls. Police say he has both the tiniest and largest balls around |
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Ohio to put mug shots of child support deadbeats on pizza boxes |
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When torturing, stabbing, beating and drowning a man, make sure he's actually a pedophile and not some learning disabled guy |
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Global warming is caused by high school sports teams using artificial turf |
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Tom Delay (R-imjob) apologizes for corrupting government. Just kidding, he tags Democrats as "scoundrel...Hitler(s)", auto-Godwins |
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How spontaneous combustion works; drummers beware |
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Theme: Parallel universe versions of things we've gotten used to |
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Why do Middle Schoolers hate Ireland? (nsfw language) |
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Sunday time waster: Rings and Sticks |
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NCAA Elite Eight Day 2 Discussion Thread (LGN) |
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How to de-stinkify your home |
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Nothing says "father of the year" nominee like a man pushing a baby in a carriage along a highway during a rainstorm at 3:40am looking for crack |
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How up are you on your super model trivia? Do you recognize these top models enough to be able to name them? |
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Company develops curry for space. The staggering cost of reinforcing pressure seals in existing spacecrafts will most likely prohibit its consumption |
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Dad comes home from Iraq on vacation, but kids won't be excused from school to see him |
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Conrad Black and his family are completely ungrateful for the media that once provided them with all their loot |
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New Jersey state union negotiator was getting laid and paid by the governor while bargaining for labor, but would never let $1 million influence her, either way. With "would you hit it?" pic |
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Poor get $14.76 in government spending for each $1 of taxes paid; rich get 32 cents |
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You know that coworker that always eats alone? Yeah, that one. You may want to keep an eye on him |
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Hawaiian Student named U.S. Senate’s ‘Best Page’. The high school junior admitted, "I am not exactly the most normal child". Mark Foley touches himself approvingly |
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Ricky Bobby born in Northern Wisconsin |
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McDonalds becomes Starbucks. Now the circle is complete. Walmart to build Death Star |
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Photoshop this sleeper |
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Instead of sulking about melting ice caps, Canada and Denmark react in a different way to "global warming": they send warships and plant flags, determined to profit from this little shift in climate |
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Caption this picture of German chancellor Angela Merkel waving her hands in the air, like she just don't care |
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One Wal-Mart cargo container enters the United States every 45 seconds, only 5 percent of them are checked |
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The evolution of "slut" |
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Phoenix is now the nation's fifth-largest city. Suck it, Philly |
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Would you call someone a teacher who drinks raki at ten in the morning and gets drunk and chases the schoolgirls? You would if you lived in Albania |
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Man sentenced for alleged sex pact; soon to have alleged fudge packed |
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Great White reunites |
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Pups for prisoners offers help to both |
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The Saggy Booby Bandits were finally apprehended. Their crime: insuring bums, then running them over (with mugshot goodness) |
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Animated Stereogram - not recommended for those reading Fark on mushrooms |
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Company vs cop over Carl the cat |
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There are those that drink deeply from The Cup of Human Kindness, and share it freely with others. And then there's Helen Pretty |
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Judge orders that man guilty of vehicular homicide must hang a two-foot wide picture of the victim in his house, with a caption saying "I'm sorry I killed you." He's lucky he got off with a suspended sentence |
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Who would have thought coming up with a name for a chicken shack would be so hard? |
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Taiwan will cordon off part of a highway to create a safe passage for a massive seasonal butterfly migration |
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Not news: Prank call left on woman's cell phone. News: "It will kill you in half a minute, so you decide, it's your game. Do you want to live or die?" Fark: Woman suffered stroke after hearing voicemail |
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New study shows chocolate can improve blood vessel function. Somewhere out there a scientist is opening a box of chocolate covered money |
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Ex-cop fleeing from police slams into car, killing two teenagers. With a mugshot for the ages |
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Dye in a fire |
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The creepest version of "Close to You" you'll ever see. From Mirrormask. Pleasant dreams |
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Mysterious person known only as "The Bishop" threatens Milwaukee financial institutions and a car insurace salesman by the name of Mr. Devious |
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Man pays $100K to shake Muhammed Ali's hand. This joke would be too easy |
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There's a better than 1 in 1,000 chance that you're on the government's terrorist database. Nothing to fear, citizen |
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Locksmith finally manages to get huge, 450-lb antique safe open, discovers nothing of value inside -- other than the safe's combination, Geraldo Rivera |
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Scam baiters turn the tables on Nigerian 419 scammers, convince them so send ridiculous pics |
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Alyson Hannigan 33 today and still has fond memories of that one time at band camp |
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Anti-rape device attaches up to 25 fish-like teeth to penis. Sounds like a good deterrent to me |
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Designer creates handbags from old bras. Now every woman wants 38DDD's |
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AudioEdit a conversation between a teenager in the 1960s and a teenager today |
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Photoshop this fella and his patriotic suspenders |
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Wisconsin fire marshall forced to resign after consulting online psychics on department computers. You didn't need to be psychic to see that coming. In fact, you only needed to be about five years old to predict that would end badly |
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Big Dig lawyers want documents in tunnel collapse lawsuit sealed because it affects national security, not becuase it makes them look like incompetent asshats. National security, yea, that's the ticket |
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World's Largest Treehouse covers 6,000 square feet and houses a 120 seat restaurant that serves Ewoks as entrées |
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Japanese authorities issue Godzilla warning |
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This guy is going to hell, and so are you for watching and laughing (Not safe for work audio) |
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Scientists clone a sheep that's 15% human in what is sure to become part of the defense in some pervert's criminal trial in the not too distant future |
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