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Colorado lawmakers very upset about not getting free stuff anymore |
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Public community forums are for everyone, even the batshiat crazy |
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Use your magical Tai Chi powers to stop an attack on Iran |
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Some people think that when you receive money from a leftist organization to make a documentary, you are pure, but if you take money from a corporation, then you are the debil |
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Thousands of schools and universities spammed with copies of anti-evolution textbook which states "Darwinism is the true source of terrorism". It's even weirder than you think |
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Man loses 114 pounds drinking beer |
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When the FBI accuses you of terrorism for stockpiling weapons, saying you were only going to sell them to gangs probably won't help much |
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Thursday's wreck marked Sheriff Deputy Burger's fifth on-duty crash in the last five years. Burger's other crashes ranged from minor bumps with no damage to the fatal wreck in May |
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Welcome to an island where women choose who to marry, and men cannot refuse |
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Canadian Commies mass on our northern border. All 65 of them |
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All 18 endangered young whooping cranes that were led south from Wisconsin last fall were killed in Florida storms. Darwinism applies not just to humans in Florida |
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Strip club under investigation due to strippers performing sex acts on customers for money. In other news, you found out about this way too late |
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The 10 best Super Bowl ads of all time |
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Study looks at predicted climate changes in 22nd century Texas -- concludes it will get messed with |
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"Nobody tells this Wookiee what to do" |
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The Top 10 Big Brother companies |
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Bill Gates claims that Macs are easy to hack and Windows is impenetrable |
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How to unlock a car door with a tennis ball |
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Fixing your hideous teeth does not improve your self-esteem claim scientists, Britons |
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Photoshop this hot piece of metal |
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Spiffy: Tired of denying marriage licenses to gay couples, clerk starts issuing "Certificates of Inequality" at her own expense. Strange: "We don't just enforce laws, we're policy makers." |
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Woman refuses to move to the back of the bus, Supreme Court to review segregated bus policy |
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Professionals in NYC panicked they may be seen on Internet sex extortion videos |
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Suicide bomber kills 121 in Baghdad |
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Ugly-ass baby Spectacled Owl born at Birmingham Zoo. (pic) |
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Arcades going extinct. Submitter reminisces about how he used to play Battlezone with TWO onions tied to his belt |
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Teacher, trying to do something about district's sanitized version of slavery, shows kids the movie " Amistad" which gets her darn near shackled and shipped off |
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List of celebrities who are godless heathens |
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Church vows to defy NFL ban on showing Superbowl, another Waco brewing? |
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Fark.ru: Ice mass breaks from Russian shore, drifts to sea with family and 400 fishing buddies - anglers dramatically rescued, treated. Флорида: For "heavy alcoholic intoxication" |
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Get Out v2.0 - quirky escape the room game |
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Don't like to swallow pills? Or smoke them? ...Now you can get a tooth implant that dispenses drugs automatically |
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Remember that e-mail urging you to boycott gasoline made from oil produced by terrorist sponsors? This gas station is actually doing it. You submitted this with a fungible headline |
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Photoshop this bird handler |
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Jackson Pollock paintings deemed fakes by experts, though nobody's sure how they can tell |
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Outbreak of bird flu in Suffolk, England confirmed as H5N1. EVERYBODY *cough* *cough* PANIC |
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Wily coyote washes up at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard with nothing on him but a tiny umbrella and a receipt from Acme |
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100 killed in Congo clashes. I guess this might not be the most appropriate time to sing "Everybody was Congo fighting" |
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UK government minister has suggested people "distract" potential criminals while waiting for police to intervene, and jumping up and down might do it |
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One in every five home buyers in Britain is now a Polish immigrant |
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The 2nd Shark /Australian taste test confirms result of previous round : Aussies taste lousy |
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Man caught in the Prince of Wales estate at 4am carrying a pitchfork was only delivering leaflets advertising his gardening business and the pitchfork was to help him keep his balance |
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Bush to seek an additional $100 billion for the war. Yes, with a B |
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Joey Chestnut wins his 2nd consecutive Wing Bowl. Grand Prize includes 10 pounds of anatacids |
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Some meth addicts are drinking the meth-tainted urine of other addicts to get high. It's the ciiiiiiiircle of life |
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Family faces eviction over pet parrot that screams “Show us your knickers” at passing neighbors |
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Today's "Idiot teen who shows off his stolen loot on Myspace" brought to you by Eagle River, Alaska. Bonus: The loot included a processional cross he stole from a church |
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How thin is the government case against Scooter? Two of the charges are based on the following from a reporters notes, "had somethine and about the wilson thing and not sure if it’s ever" |
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Joss Whedon no longer attached to direct 'Wonder Woman'. "It's pretty complicated, so bear with me." He wrote on his blog. "I had a take on the film that, well, nobody liked. Hey, not that complicated." |
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Motherfarking court in Detroit Farking Michigan farking says that you can say all the schiat you want at a farking political meeting, and no schiatheaded son of a biatch cop can farking arrest you |
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The coolest photo of a volcano you will see today |
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Don't like to swallow pills?.....Now you can "smoke" them |
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Photoshop theme: Everything is better with bacon |
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Indian Consulate dumps boxes marked "Visa Applications" and filled with sensitive documents at recycling center. Investigators told to call 24 hour tech support for answers. Wait time is currently under 24 minutes |
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Elite group of Native American trackers that use skills handed down from the ancestral hunting of undocumented white Europeans is being tapped to play a larger role in securing U.S. borders |
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Meet the fittest milkman in the world. Your wife probably knows him |
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Economist proves it's better to leave the seat up |
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The president of Gambia can cure AIDS on Mondays and Thursdays and asthma on Fridays and Saturdays |
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Study: cute endangered species get more attention than ugly ones |
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The Yale Rule states that within five minutes of seeing people boinking in the showers, you will inform everyone by campus-wide email |
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Deaf woman heard tornado before home destroyed (with video) |
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Viacom to Youtube: "We'd like you to remove 100,000 videos from your site." Youtube: "Die in a fire" |
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It's not a real wise idea to print out your pr0n at the public library. Especially if you're a registered sex offender |
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Canadian actors go on strike, but in typically polite Canadian fashion, continue to show up for work |
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Lullaby renditions of rock bands |
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U.S. Federal Agent veteran: It is only a relatively short time before the U.S. will begin seeing suicide terrorist missions |
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Pepsi adopts "More happy" as its new slogan. Coincidentally, creatives at Pepsi's ad agency have just recently adopted the slogan "More weed" |
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Texas law would fine parents $500 for missing parent-teacher conferences, because you can force people to care |
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Driving instructor teaches students the important skills: like merging into highway traffic, parallel parking and driving with one eye closed when you're wasted |
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Man, 89, arrested for driving around naked with over 100 photos of himself naked. Bonus: Third offense for driving naked. Doublebonus: Pic goodness (SFW) |
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