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EMT has heart attack in his paramedics class |
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Drunk man rescued from chimney after ghost investigators discover source of repeated haunting chants of "please don't start the fire" |
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Deer craves pickles and wonderously cheesy reporting |
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Man who tried to commit suicide in Mexico City beaten to death by police |
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Soon to be seen in the Wal-Mart toy department: the Steve Irwin action figure. Evil stingray sold seperately. Crickey |
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Woman answers cell phone while under umbrella in thunderstorm, achieves instant enlightenment |
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More men using straight razors to feel manly, smooth as a baby's butt |
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People who are trying to revive worship of the Greek Gods: "We will issue a call for peace, who can be opposed to that?" |
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Photoshop these virtual businessmen |
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Google still on spending spree. They must have a lot of money, or something |
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Amish teenagers do go through a period where they sew [sic] their wild oats, so to speak, and put the fuzzy dice and boom boxes in them... Every so often in the police blotters up here you'll see a complaint about a buggy with music playing |
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How to Make a Snow Cat |
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The top 25 most delicious types of milk chocolate |
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New dollar coin available first to Houston and Chicago's panhandlers |
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Big Oil welcomes Texas' contribution to the war on global warming: Putting a 18 lanes-wide big ass highway where a commuter train rail line was supposed to be built |
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Yet another violent domestic attack involving a sword. When are they going to enact sword control laws? |
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The most beautiful photos of Mexico you will see today. Simply amazing |
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"Entire village suspected of mayor's murder." And you thought your mayor was unpopular |
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McDonalds open up first drive-thru restaurant in China |
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Asshat breaks into a house, homeowner shows him where the can of whoopass is |
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The MV Agusta F4CC Motorcycle. Yours for only $120,000.00 USD. Yep, you read that right |
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While they can be cool on a fevered brow, railroad tracks do not really make a good pillow |
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Ugly ass howler monkey born in the Pittsburgh Zoo (w/pic) |
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Guide to Seattle's new $85 million, nine acre Olympic Sculpture Park |
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Google ends ceasefire with Ebay, Paypal |
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Fast food easier to find than healthful fare, study says. Still no cure for Ric Romero |
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Midwest forms into crude, giant Baskin-Robbins cake... Al Gore unavailable for comment |
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TFette has a question about going to a bar to read a book. LGN |
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Woman wants court to give her $28,000 a month in child support payments |
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Drunken fool trips, crashes through window, falls sixteen stories into an awning. Only injury a broken leg. Overheard mumbling "TA-DA" while being loaded into the ambulance |
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Duck shot by Florida hunter survives 2 days in refrigerator, Florida and Weird tag synonymous |
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Hillary Clinton announces presidential bid, I for one, welcome our new Female Overlord |
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Novell launches Linux-vs.-Vista comparison site. Mac OS users remain smug as always |
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The most amazing comet images everrrr |
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News crew is there as Cuban rally becomes Cuban streetfight |
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Ugly ass baby sun bear makes debut at Wellington Zoo. (w/pic) |
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Bandits dress as women to foil detection. It was probably the beard that gave them away |
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More than half of Americans now live in places with extensive bans on smoking. Lung cancer surrenders |
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Slow news day and the fair is in town, let's talk corn dogs |
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It's not just Hollywood that's out of ideas, a cover version of Eddie Murphy's Party All The Time made it to the charts in the UK |
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Teen arrested at Chuck E. Cheese's for trying to pick up women. With mugshot goodness |
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Experts call sharks misunderstood fish, cite popular shark 12-step group. "Fish are friends, not food" |
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Bhutan runs out of whisky and Tiger beer. There will be a minute of silence at the next Fark Party |
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Rio prostitutes’ fashion line hits street catwalk, makes it even harder to tell the working girls from non-working girls |
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Only 3 Ho Jos left |
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They're dead, now you're a deadbeat. Judges slaps restraining order on OJ Simpson's book advances; OJ owes over 33 million in '97 Goldman lawsuit |
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OSHA has fined a Maine construction company $4,000 because a roofer wasn't wearing his hardhat when he was killed. How that would have prevented him from being electrocuted is anyone's guess |
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It’s all well and good to say you’ll increase troops in Iraq by 21,000 but where are those additional soldiers going to come from? |
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New Internet phenomena dubbed 'Silver Surfers' consists of the deranged elderly spewing bile on blogs and yelling at punks to get off their goddamn e-lawns |
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Today is Penguin Awareness Day |
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First pics of Boeing's new 747-8 interior |
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U.S. helicopter crashes northeast of Baghdad, killing all thirteen people on board |
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Photoshop these icy tree branches |
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AudioEdit a radio commercial for a TV network's lame Thursday night line-up |
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Teen's sword picture can go in yearbook. There can be only one |
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Feeling hungry? The five best places to get a hot dog |
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Two teens in unrelated stabbing incidents both chose scissors as their weapon of choice, in what police say were clean-cut cases of unlawful wounding |
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Top ten most downloaded files of the past ten years: Alexa Toolbar suspiciously absent |
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Man fights fire with fire, house burns faster."I guess it's just an expression," said Moore after assisting his house to ashes |
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Been drinking a lot of coffee and feeling a little bit taller? No longer, you drug cheat - Starbucks takes growth hormone out of it's milk |
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Hippo eats zebra. Only in Kenya (pics) |
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1. Fall through a pub floor, put video on the internets. 2. ??????? 3. Popularity11eleventy |
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Photoshop this professor and his doomsday clock |
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It's not every day that you see a racehorse ignite an errant army flashbang with its hooves during a race, but this happens to be that day (pics) |
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From the mind of blitzed farmers: Marinate the steak while it's still on the cow |
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Average IQ world map: Explains the dearth of Australian chess champions recently |
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Red Gold V. Heinz |
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The next really big thing: Digital billboards; skinjobs |
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Hugh Hefner, 80, planning on starting new family with live-in girlfriend. Reportedly can't wait for baby to be born, so he can stop yelling at plastic flamingos to get off his lawn |
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If I had 100 hours to waste, and 100 chimpanzees to train in Tae-Bo, do you think my Billy Blanks trained gorillas could beat up 100 people in a fair fight? Or would they just get a great workout? |
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Birth-Control Doughnuts Whoo Hoo |
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1. Jack up nicotine content of cigarettes 2. Increase price 3. Profit |
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Crew member on set of Tom Hanks movie critically injured in an accidental mortar explosion. No word on if he'll get to meet the President. Again |
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Seventeen kids ages 9 to 19 are accused of injecting their sheep with a "muscle-enhancing substance" to gain an advantage at the county fair. Those slutty sheep were just beggin for it |
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If you're going to rob someone's house, don't leave your SSN card and bail receipts behind |
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Man sick of bank owing him money and not paying up send in bailiffs to seize its computers, fax machines and loose cash |
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What do George Bush, Paula Abdul, Terri Hatcher and Kelly Ripa have in common? Yep they were cheerleaders |
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Today's woman found living with 104 dogs brought to you by Palmdale,CA |
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Panhandler ditches "Will Work For Food" sign for much more successful "Why Lie Need Beer" (w/ pic of him checking his cell phone) |
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Spider ship (lots of pics) |
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