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Awesome gallery of incredibly intricate origami |
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Most scary mountain path you'll see in your entire. It may also be the last mountain path you'll see in your life |
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1.5 million wildebeests migrating in Africa. It's not gnus, it's Fark.com |
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Pool closed after water polo players become ill. No word on the condition of the horses |
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Photoshop this bumpy ball |
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US Freedom Tower Beams forged in Luxembourg, reinforced in Germany. So much for a symbol of America |
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Farker was at a party and met a man without bellybutton. WTF is up with that? |
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Florida's govenor-elect cancels inaugural ball, says he wants to donate the money they were going to spend on it to charity instead |
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A methodist pastor in Iowa is making the children in his church push a life-sized, cardboard cutout of Jesus around the mall to demonstrate the idea of "taking Jesus with you wherever you go." Jesus' favorite store? Pottery Barn |
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Man in wheelchair suffering from chronic pain gets twenty-five years in jail for oxycontin prescription tampering. Rush Limbaugh, Noelle Bush nod heads in agreement with justice well-served |
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How the portrayal of Jesus went from a brown-skinned Semitic Jew, to fair-skinned, flaxen-haired white European |
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Kazakhstan to build entire city inside giant tent, hopes to have construction completed in time for 2007 Running of the Jew Festival (pic) |
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Why family members hate the gifts we buy them. Reason #1. We aren't mind readers |
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Man rescued after spending 4 days "reverse amontilladoed" behind 7ft tall wall of bagged feces and bottled urine. Whiskey..tango |
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USA to spray forty percent of Afghanistan's GDP with Roundup |
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Townsfolk in Ilinois are in dispute over who gets the noose that went around the neck of the person last publicly hanged. It's not noose, it's Fark.com |
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"Shuttle astronauts wake to Beatles tune." It's not news, it's Yahoo.com |
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6,000 USPS letters and packages destroyed by cow. Apparently was in a bad mooood |
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Names for 33 things you never knew had names |
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The good news is that this guy is now back to normal. The bad news is that it took doctors seven hours to get him there. The really bad news is that they spend those seven hours reattaching his penis |
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Prison inmate wants to ban guards wearing Santa hats because it makes prison less fun at Christmas |
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Before you and your friends celebrate your $35 million jackpot because the numbers you play every week came up, make sure Dummy McDumbass in the group actually played the numbers that week |
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Photoshop these cheeseheads enjoying the snow |
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Kentucky high school is completely decorated with confederate flags and other memorabilia. Here is what Tiffany Owens has to say, "To us it's not about the hatred...I have colored friends around here and they never say anything." |
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Pinochet dead at age 91. Geppetto heartbroken |
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Newspapers discovering it's difficult to charge readers money for content that some bastards put on the Internet for free |
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Time Warner suing DirecTV because, "once customers switch from cable to satellite, it is difficult to convince them to switch back because of the costs involved and lengthy contracts." No shiat, huh? |
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Upset over driving 100mph without getting pulled over, man rams unattended police car--twice. Somehow, GTA is not blamed...yet |
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Mothballed Soviet-era prison in Latvia proving a surprisingly popular attraction for tourists who are treated like prisoners by guards pretending to be sadistic Russians |
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If you could pick one song for aliens to stumble upon, which one would it be? |
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Electric power is joining the list of products that come with certification they are kosher. Your local Rabbi is shocked, SHOCKED |
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"The women used their bodies to lure and entice while the camera focused in on barely covered crotches and breasts, mostly bare bottoms, and cleavage" |
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Japanese women are practicing a new trend called kakure kyonyu, which roughly translates as "conceal your big boobies." |
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Step 1: Pay $75,000 in fines for illegal Internet file sharing. Step 2: Sue creator of illegal Internet file sharing software. Step 3: Profit |
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Kids today are so farking lazy that the newest rage is wearing pajamas to school |
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If you're having a bad day, it may help to think to yourself "Hey, at least I didn't get stabbed in the face with a crossbow". Unless you're that guy in Oregon who did get stabbed in the face with a crossbow |
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Dragon appears in Jilin Province |
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"Hamas promises $50,000 to dress up Bethlehem for Christmas". Hopefully they don't think of the town as female, as it might wake up Christmas morning under a giant sheet |
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100 wallets, containing $2.10 in real money, a fake $50.00 gift certificate, some miscellaneous items and a clearly written ID card, dropped in front of hidden cameras to test humanity's honesty. Let's watch the results |
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Tidal wave rumor caused turmoil in Bermuda. EVERYBODY PANICKED |
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Fiji coup leaders are reduced to running wanted ads to fill cabinet posts in their new government |
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Santa hands out $100 bills; Much better than forcing his way down your chimney to stuff your stocking |
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Photoshop this game of snooker |
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"Asked if he was drunk, he is claimed to have said: 'I'm the Bishop of Southwick, it's what I do.'" |
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14-year-old boy jumped to his death because he believed in reincarnation and thought he would do better in another life. Too bad that's just a temporary solution to a permanent problem |
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China reports that pandas are no longer an endangered species. I wonder how they taste barbecued |
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If a rapist threatens to rape your daughter, don't kill him. The state may consider you a 'danger to others' and put your kid in foster care |
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Seatac airport removes Christmas trees after one person complains. Santa's flight delayed indefinitely |
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Caption this guy and his fire hydrant |
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North Carolina teen won't let blindness stop him from hunting. Your dog wants an orange vest |
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2006 chocolate gift guide |
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