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Gang Map of L.A.-so you can know if your mess'n wid Krazy Ass Mexican or Mara Salva Trusha |
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Some pretty nice sand sculptures here |
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Rat kings are mythological beasts said to arise when a number of rats become intertwined at the tails, and additionally stuck to each other with blood, dirt, and excrement |
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Songs banned by the BBC -- for whatever reason |
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Foster parents lock their 6 kids in basement at night, didn't want them to attend Hogwarts |
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Man says he molested two young girls because his wife played too much bingo |
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Dog saves family from fire. Family rewards dog by putting him up for adoption. Dog would have preferred a snausage |
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Na na na na na na na na naaa |
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Zombie Castro fails to make an appearance at a military parade marking the 50th anniversary of the date that he and his rebels landed in Cuba |
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Bill, bill, junk, pot, junk, bill, bill, big box of pot, bill, letter from mom |
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Some early Disneyland photos, including cool air-hockey ride that was a lawsuit waiting to happen |
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Iraq residents advised to flee the country and apply for citizenship in Canada. "I don't want to hear about how you get here, but if you do, your chances of getting in are virtually 100 per cent," says immigration lawyer |
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Baby spas booming, warm spaghetti massages and chakra alignments no longer just for adults |
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The five most common diet mistakes |
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Feds bust six illegal aliens with airport security badges. Oh sure, they just looked like they were drywallers speaking Spanish, as soon as you turn your back, it's fiesta, then siesta |
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Polar Bear swim cancelled due to cold weather |
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Cramming food down your throat less pleasant than enjoying your meal |
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Slow news day - does Head On work? Slow news day - does Head On work? Slow news day - does Head On work? |
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Cruises designed for geeks. Who wouldn't want to spend their time in the Carribean listening to a lecture in a "crowded, windowless conference room?" |
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Microsoft has chosen the default startup sound for Vista. AudioEdit those sounds that didn't make the final cut |
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Doctors are being sent back to class to learn how to write legibly |
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Radio host Jerry Klein staged a hoax on the air and suggested that all Muslims in the United States should be identified with a crescent-shape tattoo or a distinctive arm band. Many xenophobes called in and actually agreed with his statement |
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Mail still being sent to the World Trade Center 5 years later |
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Photoshop this peeper |
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British ambulance drivers take patient 200 miles in the wrong direction thanks to faulty sat nav, poor navigational skills and socialised medicine (just thought I'd get that one in before the freepers) |
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ABC News brings you the one headline you were hoping never to see: The truth about elderly sex -- and the consequences |
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Sudden shock of cellphone's ringtone stops girl's heart. Can you hear me -- ow? |
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Teacher foud smashing his laptop with a hammer in a futile attempt to destroy his kiddie porn collection. Forgot about the other computer and CDs in the house |
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Homeless man tries to burn down Greek restaurant because they didn't give him handouts. Bonus: he was naked. Don't step in the Ouzo |
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Torching a crack house can now be considered "self-defense" |
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USPS employees can't outgrow their stereotype, continue to solve issues with their supervisors with handguns |
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How well do you know "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"? Take this quiz and find out |
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Reverend Fred Phelps shut out of sacred Indian burial ground |
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Woman appeals for return of stolen lawn jockey, refuses to pay million-dollar ransom demanded by gnomenappers. "I don't care where they put him," she appeals to thieves. "Just put him somewhere on the lawn" (pic) |
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The $25 Piggly Wiggly gift card your employer gave you is now taxable income. Happy Holidays |
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Photoshop these ladies working on their instruments |
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Motivational video game posters. Now with extra sarcasm |
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Where's your Great Pumpkin now? |
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One of the best buzkashi players in Afghanistan – the game where two teams on horseback essentially play rugby with the carcass of a beheaded, disembowelled goat - is this insane Scotsman |
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10 ten bad things that are good for you |
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Congressional leaders who endorse giving oaths of office using a Bible are offended when Muslim congressman requests to use a Quran instead |
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11 people struck by lightning outside of St George. Government claims that it was freak weather, but we all know that Blue Dragons live in that part of Australia |
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Neighbors come to the rescue after girl gets her tongue stuck to a steel light pole. No word on whether the proper dare protocol was followed beforehand |
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Coolest PC Mods |
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Meet the man with the worst judgement in Britain. Oh hell, the world. He pulled out of the lottery group at work hours before they hit the jackpot, saying he could spend the £1.50 a week in better ways |
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Terrell Owens is simply misunderstood |
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"Asteroid big enough to wipe out mankind is overdue and could strike at any moment." Here comes the media fearmongering |
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Five pilot whales take a wrong turn, end up stranded on land. Life can sure be a beach sometimes |
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'Physics for Superheroes': geek-check for the rest of us |
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Boy loses his leg in a shark attack. You submitted this with an ASCII headline. Not that there's anything wrong with that |
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Old and busted: crack den blight. New hotness: stalled subdivision blight |
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"There is simply nothing to be learned from reality TV at all" |
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Role-Players seek Scottish midget for D&D sessions |
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People with lexical-gustatory synaesthesia associate tastes for words: "mountain" might taste like bacon, while "gramophone" would have hints of chocolate |
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FBI begins new of electronic surveillance: remotely activating a cell phone's microphone and using it to eavesdrop on conversations. You may now tighten your tinfoil hats |
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When government services are lacking, the private sector usually jumps in to help the consumer; like this journalist, who was able to obtain over 20 valid passports from various EU countries |
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If you can't beat 'em, insult their religion by holding pig races at your shared property line |
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Top 10 favorite controversial religious movies |
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Airlines sometimes sell more seats than they have, in a practice called "overbooking" |
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Annual fruitcake toss held in Wisconsin, despite growing resistance from the pro-fruitcake camp. In other news, there's a pro-fruitcake camp |
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Malaysia's 'Snake King' dies of cobra bite. The throne just came open |
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Everyone's favorite quadriplegic, Dr. Stephen Hawking, explains why man should colonize other solar systems. Here comes the science |
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Today's article about how the US economy is toast is brought to you by Fortune magazine |
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Residents near O'Hare Airport will be getting new windows in their homes free of charge to keep noise from aircraft out of the homes, and keep noise from whiny people biatching about the airplane noise in their homes |
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Submitter was bored, had some free time, bread, and a webcam with a motion detector |
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Remember that video clip last year of a computerized chistmas light display set to music? Well, he is doing it again this year...for $15 a car load |
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Trace any IP address and see a satellite picture of its location |
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Photoshop this happy shopper |
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