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World of Warcraft player banned, threatens suicide if his account is not reinstated. From there the story gets interesting |
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French singer shocked when fan asks him to sign her vibrator: "I was naive and didn't realise what it was until it started buzzing" |
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Scientists invent male birth-control pill that can be taken hours before a date and temporarily puts the little guys to sleep |
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Things not to do while at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum: Pull down the pants of the Kylie Minogue figure and kiss its ass (with probably Not safe for work pic) |
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Michael Vick gives the home crowd a couple Falcons of his own after Atlanta loses to 'Nyahlins |
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Survey finds half of all teacher's dont know how to use apostrophes |
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Popular Science's 100 best inventions of 2006 |
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"There is overwhelming evidence that money buys happiness" |
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Kate Winslet's body inspires new Jaguar model, thankfully designer stopped there and didn't listen to the stupidity coming out of her yap |
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Santa covered in sauce. A meatball in a manger. Move over Christmas, it's the Flying Spaghetti Monster Holiday Pageant |
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Real men try on James Bond's blue trunks |
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The MPAA and RIAA trying to "educate" us poor dummies rather than show us why we should buy from them |
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Weekend project: Make your own shower spa |
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Thieves Steal $1.9M Worth of Microsoft Xbox 360 Consoles |
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Wives object to corporate policy of giving their husbands money to date other women |
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Pet parrots becoming key witnesses in divorce trials |
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Security guard stumbles upon sex orgy in girls school...the headline had submitter at "sex orgy" |
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Atheist dismissed from art school over student's belief in leprechauns. You're magically expelled |
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Behold The power of accidental video game porn |
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Photoshop this old electron tube |
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The only thing worse than getting burglarized is getting burglarized and THEN having the outraged burglar turn you in to the police for kiddy porn |
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Nutjob comes to the rescue of SETI astronomers, to tell them where they can find E.T. so that they can regain the world's respect. How? The prophecies of Nostradamus. And then it gets weird |
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Smoking ban could eradicate lung cancer in 20 years |
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Real-life Scrooges may suffer from "holiday rage." Here comes the media-manufactured syndrome |
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If people in Britain have a little extra holiday glow this year, it's because faulty new artificial Christmas trees are giving them all the house current they could want as a gift |
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Columbia University says that educating people about the safest flogging techniques is simply responsible behavior. And oh, the kinky sex parties |
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Santa found smuggling coke, perhaps felt global warming threatened a snowy Christmas |
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Boring Sunday? Spend the day playing weffriddles. Link goes to the first level. Really |
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Tennessee jail has female guards and a 24-hour webcam. What could possibly go wrong? |
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Old and busted: No Child Left Behind. New hotness: No Child Left Offline |
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"Skating nuns release Christmas albums" |
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Canadian woman chains herself to Toronto lampost to highlight the dangers of chaining dogs outdoors in cold weather. She was promptly stolen by bicycle thieves |
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10 best Internet acquisitions ever |
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Four men try to rob an off-duty Baltimore police officer. Notice submitter's use of the verb "try" |
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The coolest photo of a rainbow and lightning you will see today. In related news, leprechauns announce a powerful new weapon to protect their gold |
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Routine maintenance starting in about an hour or so may lead to temporary Farkus Interruptus. Don't Panic |
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On the bright side, this ship should have no problem going under bridges in the future. Since it's about 20 feet shorter now |
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Endangered butterflies thriving in new location thanks to conservationists |
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DEA spends millions tracking down the guys selling Viagra and Levitra on-line. We're all so much safer now that these hardened criminals are off the street |
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A doe's a deer, a female deer, even if it's farked while dead |
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Next Chicago Fark Party March 24th, 2007. Link goes to THE Chicago Fark Party Google page |
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Photoshop this carved panel |
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If you're Christmas shopping for that one thing that nobody else has, check the landfill in Aspen, CO. You never know what Costner's gonna throw away this week |
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World's smallest machine gun packs a mighty punch |
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10 Is the new 15 |
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Drunk dentist confronts a construction crew with boxing gloves and a heavy chain. Somehow, his plan doesn't work out as anticipated |
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Possible Prozac side effects: drowsiness, nausea, impotence, dry mouth, killing Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman, headaches, weight change |
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Fake deer encountered by real deer during rutting season. Real deer opens medium-sized can of whoopass |
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Collection of the most famous photos ever |
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Americans worry about the wrong things, thanks to media overhype |
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Huge Mafia bust in Canada: Black market maple syrup reportedly skyrocketing in price |
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Some pages from the 1988 Radio Shack catalog, when you could get a lightning-fast 16 MHz computer and 2 MB of memory for only $2599 (installment plan available) |
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Engage the Holodeck on your monitor: A whole bunch of really cool Quicktime panoramic VRs |
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Like a wife who won't tell you what you did wrong, Mars Surveyor is still giving NASA the silent treatment |
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If you're a white town manager, don't call your black assistant "mammy". If you get caught, don't apologize by saying that you love Aunt Jemima |
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Photoshop some brie, a key and a bee |
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Scientists work overtime to prevent the creation of pusher robots |
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Man angered at thieves who stole his inflatable Pirate SpongeBob |
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Newlyweds gets Honeymoon suite with all the bells and whistles...including a hidden camera. And then the story gets weird |
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18 pound dog shot and killed for jumping fence into neighbor's yard. Gunman claims he was protecting his cat. Dog's owner to be cited for loose dog |
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100 year old teacher retires. Broke down into tears while teaching American History because the class used to be Current Events |
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Guy builds the ultimate paintball gun, shoots paintballs at 1200psi |
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Good: finding loose change under the seat of the used car you just bought. Better: finding 22 pounds of pot |
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Missing woman found dead upside down behind bookcase: "I'm sleeping in the same house as her for 11 days, looking for her, her mother said. And she's right in the bedroom." Guess which state |
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38 crazy balloon scuptures |
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Sheboygan family surprised to wake up to a wise man tied up with police tape, nine reindeer and two penguins in their front yard. With video report |
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