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Photoshop these wet leaves |
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"A Horse Named Paul Revere," a children's book by The Beastie Boys |
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Having learned their lesson from raining blubber chunks, scientists will load and sink whale carcass with tons of railroad wheels, then film its eventual extirpation |
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Top ten movie spaceships |
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Just another day for police in Chicago: Respond to a domestic dispute, ticket someone for running red light, recover 35 dead cats from woman's home |
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The Dept of Homeland Insecurity is forcing local police forces to give up "10-codes." 10-7, good buddy |
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Heartwarming tale of New York's gay penguins not such a hit in flyover states |
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215 monitors are placed directly opposite 215 cameras, |
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Two teenagers corner a rapist after hearing his victim's screams. The Sun is there |
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Navy admits to crapping in San Diego Bay for over 10 years |
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Afghanistan to Muslim Women: DIAF |
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Internal memo suggest Yahoo is going to cut 20 percent of its workforce and explore a leaner and meaner sort of suck |
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Plattsburgh college students star in porn film. With an all-star cast, early reviews are calling it "hilarious" and "nasty" |
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Plaque made in honor of bacon pioneer |
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Attorney General Alberto Gonzales - warrantless wiretaps are his definition of freedom |
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New York trumps Florida in early burnin' down the trailer park deep fried turkey incident |
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When you are angry with your wife do you a) have a civilized converation with her; b) sleep on the couch; or c) cover yourself in paraffin and set yourself on fire? |
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Man breaks into prison to deliver emergency supplies including heroin, cannabis, steroid tablets, vodka, Southern Comfort and Bacardi, cigarettes, DVDs, two cell phones, phone cards and chargers. Maybe prison ain't so bad |
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Man speeds to hospital to get dying wife to a doctor, parks in fire zone, comes back out after she dies, finds parking ticket on car. Parking warden: "It's not my problem, I've got a job to do" |
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Colorado Attorney General has to go to Saudi Arabia and explain to king and explain why Saudi national was sentenced to prison. "See king, it's like this, you just can't keep a sex slave locked in the basement in America" |
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Samuel L. Jackson plays God in an audio book version of the Bible - 'I've had enough of these Motherfarking snakes in my garden" |
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86 percent of South African men want Chuck Norris to be their next president |
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Queen of England moves step closer to retirement by moving key aides to Windsor Castle, handing over all equestrian-related issues to Prince Charles and his steed |
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Bartenders annoyed by growing variety of vodka flavors |
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Owner of Chick-Fil-A franchise offers a free chicken sandwich to anyone bringing in a roadside political sign after the election |
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Thin-as-a-rail 60s model Twiggy lashes out at today's Size Zero models. Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, pot |
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Tom Cruise ties the knot on Katie Holmes' noose |
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Israelis develop process to extract oil from oil shale for $17 a barrel. Sierra Club, Greenpeace expected to issue fatwa justifying suicide bombings shortly |
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Family's house catches fire for third time in ten months. Maybe someone should fix that |
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Photoshop these strange-looking goldfish |
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Further proof World War 3 is coming, Georgia and Russia are having mini wars, and President Bush supports it |
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Canada is down to three living veterans of WWI and national campaign has started to give the last one the sort of state funeral reserved for former prime ministers or starting centres for the Maple Leafs |
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Best Leonid meteor shower in years forecast for eastern U.S. and western Europe tonight as earth passes through dense trail of debris left by Comet Tempel-Tuttle |
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China admits that they have been harvesting organs from their executed prisoners to sell to foreigners who need transplants |
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Iceberg spotted from New Zealand shore. Everybody Titanic |
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Dice stacking is the art of scooping up dice in a dice cup and setting the cup down to build a vertical column of dice. Most people's initial reaction, when first seeing the dice stacked, is astonishment |
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Caption a special toast to Tom and Katie on the day of their big fat Italian wedding |
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Up to half of all disabled parking badges in London are being used illegally and changing hands on the black market for up to £500 |
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10 entertainment stories more worthy of discussion than TomKat's wedding |
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Student brings 5-foot boa constrictor to school. Prinicpal Samuel L. Jackson not amused |
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University of Michigan vs. The Ohio State University discussion thread |
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"I'm an old man, I can't hold it" is not a valid reason for urinating in a funeral vase and then attacking the guy who catches you with a rake |
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In Japan, Denny's is a high class restaurant with a sophisticated menu. Also, bathrooms operate under the three seashell system |
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Target: "We won't promote your movie because you sell it on ITunes." Disney: "Then you can't have any copies of 'Pirates of the Caribbean'". Target: "Oops, sorry, never mind." |
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"Why do they have to have cleavage displayed so overtly and slits high up their thighs and then allow boys to dance right up against them?" Now with video goodness |
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Photoshop this alien sculpture |
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Coast Guard locates windsurfer reported missing all night. Man refuses to get on helicopter though because it meant leaving his board behind. Yes, he was from the UK |
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When giving police permission to search your home for a runaway make sure your teenage son is done bagging the dope for his marijuana route |
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Three Gitmo detainees released without being charged. Hooray for freedom and due process |
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Collection of subtleties from The Simpsons |
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Hotel chain in midwest has CNN blocked from its in-room programming, because their news reports support terrorism |
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The 5 toughest questions a woman can ask a man |
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Laid-off sales manager grows strongest pot ever seized by police in Britain. They're real impressed at his entreprenurial talents |
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Brazilian mayor starts "Happy Penis" program to hand out free Viagra to elderly couples |
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British Airways worker planned to stuff 20 kilos of cocaine into jet's nose, in most appropriate smuggling attempt ever |
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Four- to five-foot bronze statue of Alexander the Great weighing as much as 400 pounds apparently stolen, something like that just doesn't get up and wander away |
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If you've moved recently, the IRS might owe you $963 |
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Enjoying that cheap Caribbean holiday? Thank the Dept of Homelan... wait... what? |
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Cut-and-run defeatist Tony Blair calls invasion of Iraq a "big mistake" and describes conditions there today as "pretty much of a disaster" |
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Roving gangs terrorizing L.A. neighborhood. Oh yeah, gangs of raccoons |
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Residents who moved adjacent to airport petition demand city to make airport quieter |
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Photoshop these frog legs |
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Philly cop caught on tape street racing in cruiser, because apparently Philly cops are "teh new faster", right? Right |
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Senior citizens simulating sex on screen not quite the hit British TV execs hoped. With pic that's safe for work, maybe not for breakfast |
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Company in trouble over its spicy Welsh Dragon sausage...because the local council just found out that, in fact, it contains no dragon meat |
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Burglars decide to break through wall of house instead of a window to get inside |
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40 Lancashire firefighters sent to rescue one stranded sheep. Fire Chief explains it was the cute one |
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