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Firewalker heads back to the coals after 10-day hospital stay for scorched feet |
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20 "funniest" images |
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What do Magnum P.I., Hulk Hogan and Borat all have in common? They're in this slideshow of TV's Best Moustaches |
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The Mensa holiday gift guide |
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Top British cop wants to make burning flag a crime. Apparently, hippies are a growing problem across the pond also |
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The most beautifulest images in the world |
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Ten job hunting myths |
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Photoshop this airy gazebo |
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Woman shot in the head six times and lives. Says she wants to "extract the bullets, live my life, and talk to Peter Weller's doctors" |
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Does she want you or does she just want to be friends? The Guidelines for Platonic Friendship |
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Plans underway to microchip every baby born in U.S. and Europe. This story brought to you by $5.87 and Reynolds Wrap |
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At least 30 inmates on Death Row on Texas have MySpace pages. Current mood: condemned to die >:-( |
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Do you deserve your high school diploma? Take this handy quiz |
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American beers take home boucoup prizes in Swedish beer festival |
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Flirting 101: 10 tips to make them drool. Submitters tip #11: Steak |
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Slideshow of James Bond's best spy cars |
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If you have an old Playstation 1 sitting around, hook it up to your stereo- it is apparently one of the finest audio CD players ever made |
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Professors are being targeted by students angry over failing grades in ever-increasing numbers. You submitted this with a more threatening headline |
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Sea cows more intelligent than previously believed. Oh, the shrewd manatee |
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Ever wonder if you can do like on TV....skip out on the restaurant tab and wash dishes instead? Yes you can, but the judge will make you wash the dishes in the prison kitchen. On Thanksgiving Day |
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Orangutan chooses his baby's name by marking the name "Dumadi" with a paintbrush. Still no word on how "Apple," "Prince Michael II" or "Moxie Crimefighter" were picked |
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Sam Walton meets Godwin when chain is busted for selling clothing with Nazi symbols. Lower Prices Uber Alles |
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New brakes will cut your car’s stopping distance in half. Better hope the guy behind you has them too |
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Genius bombmaker manages to injure only himself in a blast at an A&W fast-food restaurant in Jakarta. In other news, there's an A&W in Indonesia |
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McDonald's to be healthier and cut out the fat content in their food -- only in Europe |
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How Canadians keep warm. I got 10:1 says this guy can kick the living crap out of ya. Includes lick to cool video goodness |
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1-800-Goodbye |
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Shockingly, it's still considered "inappropriate" (aka illegal) for a guy to crossdress and do himself in a public library. Lois Einhorn unavailable for comment beyond "This is why Duke sucks" |
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Woman sends out message in a bottle, gets a response 30 years later from a man raised in her hometown |
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Elementary student threatened with psychiatric evaluation after visiting 9/11 websites |
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KIWI (if you don't shed at least one tear by the end of this you're a heartless machine) |
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Prius-owning households average lower fuel economy than Civic/Corolla households |
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78-year old woman competes in the Ironman competition, swims into farmer's market |
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Its Off With His Head: Vandals behead a George Washington statue at an N.Y. church and leave a $1 bill in its place (Video Included) |
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You've Gotta Admit -- It's a Better Name than "Wang Center" |
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Apparently Tuesday's election results were not understood by the Pentagon, as they prepare to re-deploy National Guard units to Iraq |
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Prep school teacher fired for asking girls to try on swimsuits during gym class. Guess Victoria's Secret sleepware is definite no too |
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Man dies on hospital toilet, goes unnoticed for two days. Caitlin Bree unavailable for comment |
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"Pumpkin-headed deer becoming weaker, more distressed" |
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National Phobics' Society reports four million people in Britain suffer from 'toilet phobia.' That's pretty crappy |
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Photoshop this old guy without enough grass to run the kids off of |
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Scottish restaurant unveils $5,000 pizza. Yeah, it's expensive, but it does come topped with gold shavings |
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Crime fighting chihuahua gets big promotion |
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The top 10 strangest gadgets found in the back of magazines. Laser comb listed |
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Online college courses experience 'phenomenal' growth - especially among college men studying female anatomy |
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65% of Britons dunk their biscuits. The Sun, as you might expect, is there |
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Three highly intoxicated women get ticked off at one another and decide to pull into a parking lot to settle their differences. Only one problem: they pulled into one that was 75 yards away from police headquarters |
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What are people in Baltimore scared of? Lots:" I'm frightened of waking up one morning to a fly wife, smart, well-adjusted kids, and a good-ass job. I don't want to be confined to a paint-by-numbers existence" |
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Gymnastics instructor invents new move: The triple-splat. Unfortunately he was attempting a quad something or other |
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11th MONTH, 11th DAY, 11th HOUR |
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If you're a nursing student, bear in mind that your medical training does not include breaking into your neighbors' house and stealing their prescription pills |
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Sheriff a-noid about pizza party at jail |
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Australia's controversial "Where the bloody hell are you" advertising campaign fails to increase tourism |
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Islamic hip-hop artists accused of indoctrinating young against the West. You had us ready to kill at the phrase "Islamic hip-hop" |
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Leader of Britain’s Communist Party has become a multi-millionaire after inheriting a £20.5 million painting. I guess we will see how communist she is if she keeps the cash |
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Jesus Camp is closing down. Closing down. Closing down |
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Elementary school children forced to spend lunchtime with their noses to the wall and their names written on their backs. The real story is that there isn't a lawsuit pending |
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Thai zoo to teach panda to mate by showing the male panda some porn videos. Extra large remote, for them big fingers, to be provided to fast forward the dialogue bits |
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Navy parrot "retired" before Queen's visit as it had a vocabularly comparable to Prince Phillip's |
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People in UK freak out when bomb is found in doorway. Actualy it was a 22 rimfire round, but reporter writes article as if it was a backpack nuke. EVERYBODY PANIC |
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A dead man has been blamed for hundreds of speeding offences in Australia in what police believe is a major fraud designed to help motorists avoid traffic fines |
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Mars Global Surveyor has been out of contact with Earth for nearly a week, which means it must have found something and has been turned off |
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Photoshop this bartender |
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Astrophysicist says Rubik's Cubes are easy, getting laid astronomically more difficult |
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The coolest toothpick art you'll see today |
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Motel owner forces fugitive purse-snatcher to run down the street wearing only a bra and sweatpants |
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If this isn't on the top 10 worst ways to get murdered list, it should be |
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From the you haven't thought your cunning plan through files: Man robs from remote island, forgets getaway boat |
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Hilton introduces new hand massage to relieve business travelers with "BlackBerry thumb." For $20 extra, Paris will even throw in a happy ending |
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Canadians consuming paper at an alarming rate despite access to computers, food |
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When relieving yourself in front of a restaurant, make sure to turn away so diners won't see. Also, be sure you aren't turning so a police officer can see |
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Donor withdraws $20M over "insult." Will MonsterJobs soon list an opening for new university president? |
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