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Iran has a big ass party to celebrate the anniversary of the hostage taking at the American embassy in 1979 |
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Archive of hundreds of different accents |
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Doctor in Kansas who performs abortions wants investigation of Bill O'Reilly for reporting information from his patients' records |
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Miss Universe throughout the years |
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Children of Nazi racial engineering intended to create 'Master Race' have convention in Germany. This can only turn out badly |
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Prominent creationist evangelical Kent Hovind sentenced to 288 years in PMITA prison for tax fraud. At least HE won't have to pay for gay sex |
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Bearded babe bags Brooklyn bank booty |
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Insurance companies rebound from Katrina, announce record profits, announce, "This is due not to managerial brilliance but rather to good luck." Lower 9th Ward unavailable for comment or anything else |
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Applicants for the new Times Square M&M's store find job opportunities melt on NYC streets, not in their hands |
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Upset over tax on Dunkin Donuts' coffee, man throws scalding drink in clerk's face |
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Man blames virus for uploading child porn pics on computer: Also forced him to pose as 13 year old girl online. Oh, those clever virus writers |
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Northwestern State University is offering a course on how to use eBay. Bidding starts at $49 |
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Diebold scanners inaccurately read absentee ballots in Ohio. Again. Submitter notes need of an Ohio tag before Tuesday |
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Syracuse University suing minor league basketball team for calling themselves "Orangemen". Duke sucks |
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That'll be 65 cents and put your fingerprint right here: New school lunch plan requires elementary kids to give up the prints |
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Photoshop this strange little flower |
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After consulting 200 dogs, company creates CD with songs they enjoy. Your dog wants "Now That's What I Call Steak Vol. 6" |
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Realtors combat slowing home sales and falling prices by spending $40 million on full page newspaper ads. Yeah, that will work |
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Iraqi prime minister urges countrymen to remain calm, accept guilty verdict for Saddam Hussein. That should about do it |
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Drunk driver kills man. Drunk driver gets probation. Now required to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings twice a week and tell everyone there, "My name is Hal, and I killed a man driving drunk." |
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Crack journalists at British literary magazine discover "personal ads" attract a lot of "weirdos." Nigel Romero has the story |
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No need to return that library book now: the end is nigh |
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Why young people don't use condoms |
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Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade organizers are tightening balloon rules to prevent jubilant spectators from getting their faces smashed in during the festive event |
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Articles on Wikipedia found to be copied from other websites. In other news, sky found to be up |
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Japanese surgeons transplant kidneys from sick patients without their knowledge or consent, figuring they were going to be pissed away anyway |
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Prince Charles given yak in Pakistan, says it will keep his horse company |
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Worlds largest container ship brings 45,000 tonnes of Christmas junk to the UK |
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Not news: Woman goes shopping at 3AM for milk. News: Woman goes into labor in parking lot. Fark: Tries to return baby for store credit |
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As if you needed another good reason not to go into teaching. 9 year old charged with assaulting her teacher, for the fourth time |
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TFer made a stop motion Star Wars film using Hasbro figures for his kids and thought I'd share. Please be kind |
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Inmate escapes after shrink-wrapping himself |
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Five years after the anthrax mailings, FBI officials admit the spores were much less sophisticated than originally thought, to the point that a "clever high school student" could have made them. Jack Bauer on his way to PS 108 |
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Florida boasts some of nation's best educated rats |
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The Baptists are holding a conference today, to try to turn homosexuals into straight people. Who could possibly object to this? |
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Canadians file $75M lawsuit against government for not protecting them from mosquitoes. Dismissularity ensues |
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Nurse gets boyfriend admitted to psych center after lying about his mental health (w/ mugshot goodness) |
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NY's new drunk driving law makes it all the way through legislature and governor's signature, before a slight, but significant, typo is noticed |
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Dallas-area schools considering switch from text books to e-books. Kids' lower backs rejoice |
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Polish politician calculates weight of Noah's Ark, including animals |
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Recruiters to kids: "The war in Iraq is over. Join the army, you'll have fun" |
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Yet another Canadian university prof gets OK to smoke pot in his office. Never has higher learning been so high |
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New technology allows blind voters to cast their first secret ballot |
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Have a photoshop workout on this exercise bike |
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The new James Bond is cooler than you (and almost Sean Connery) according to critics |
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Pete Doherty to help design new range of clothes. Because we all want to look like a wasted drug addict |
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Coolest waste of taxpayer dollars ever celebrates 60th birthday |
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Online dating dreamboat actually a serial rapist from Dr. Phil's recommended Match.com |
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Finally video games that exercise your heart and your brain. I can't wait to move and lose with The Evil Dead |
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1,200 people with surname Jones break world record for the biggest get-together of people with same last name. At last, no one has to keep up with the Norbergs anymore |
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Bush administration says detainee shouldn't be able to tell attorney how he was tortured in secret CIA prison |
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Study finds that even though global warming will kill off the fish, there will be plenty of bugs to eat. All hail our new insect overlords |
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Woman tasered after leaving dog in locked car to go shopping. Good thing she didn't park in handicapped space too |
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Neil Patrick Harris is not a heterosexual... but he plays one on TV. Would you like to know more? |
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Police announce that naked man fapping along the bike path has been arrested. You'll also be relieved to know that the cops made him remove that awl from his rectum |
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Russian millionaires hold a fair to show how rich they are, mock and laugh at the very poor |
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Lost Apollo moon tapes claimed found in Australia. Scientist's jedi-mind trick response: 'These aren't the tapes we're looking for' |
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Using gasoline to re-ignite your wood stove is always ill-advised, all the more so if you're storing oxygen cylinders in the house |
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Learn how paintballs are made |
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Palestinian man throws rock, forces Israeli forces to preemptively arrange a meeting with his new entourage of virgin brides |
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School headmaster has ordered pupils to stop hugging each other |
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One of the greatest moments from Office Space |
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Ten cool online map innovations |
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Researchers develop a "pulsing gel" that they plan to use to power tiny robots, totally missing the marketing potential in the adult industry |
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Ever feel like spending hours watching your computer monitor in the hopes of seeing illegal immigrants cross the Mexican/US border? Oh boy does Texas have the website for you |
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Researchers say more than a million people suffer from chronic fatigue ....... yaaawwwnnn. OK gotta go sleep now. Bye Fark |
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10 per cent of British men think Chlamydia is the name of a flower and three per cent believe it is a Turkish resort |
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Photoshop Esmeralda and Quasimodo |
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Heavily indebted man helps his entire family commit suicide, then wimps out at the last minute after slashing his wrist. Wait till you get the hospital bill, pal |
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Crime of the century investigated as CCTV captures two drunks beating the bejesus out of a gas pump, culminating in a senseless peeing |
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Worst. Music Video. Ever |
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Ric Romero discovers that extended warranties aren't worth it |
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Male impersonator with top secret clearance at Los Alamos steals nuclear secrets, hides them in her trailer. In other news, Los Alamos grants top secret clearance to male impersonators that live in trailers |
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Seriously, where better to end a naked domestic dispute than at the local Waffle House? |
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42% of Americans (versus 34%, 3 years ago) aren't "absolutely certain" that God exists. Bonus tidbit: 7% of "Born Again" Christians aren't so sure. Suck it, God |
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Army Times, Navy Times, Air Force Times and Marine Corps Times calling for Donald Rumsfeld to be fired. Coast Guard Times still on the fence |
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Family of person killed in Comair plane crash expresses sympathy for co-pilot who survived accident, wishes him a speedy recovery. Just kidding, they're suing him |
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Guy hits deer, gets out to check for damage, gets impaled by antlers when a second vehicle hits the deer and sends it flying into him. Just another night for the EMS in Ratcliff, Texas |
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The Sun takes a British plumber to Kazakhstan to do a reverse Borat. Hilarity? Yup |
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