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If you stick your head out of the car window and your cap blows off, wait until the car STOPS before getting out to retrieve it |
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Truck spills thousands of cases of beer on Minneapolis highway. Residents rush to scene looking for freebies, only to be disappointed to learn that it was Bud Light |
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More hard-hitting sports journalism from the AP: Man uses four-foot stilts to get better view of World Series game |
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South Africa will spend billions to bolster the country's transport system for the 2010 World Cup, AIDS education and poverty relief, not so much |
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One of television's first MILFs, actress Jane Wyatt of "Father Knows Best" fame, passes away at age 96. Submitter would have hit it |
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Documentary claims that suicide bombers are motivated by sexual repression, fails to explain lack of suicide bombings at Dragon Con |
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Long lost cemetery with about 1,200 residents discovered in Boston's Roxbury section |
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Interview with Pink Box photog, on Japan's love hotels, no-panty cafés, and anime-costumed call girls. Your dog wants a peek. (Article SFW, site has Not safe for work content) |
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Election judge 'accidentally' votes twice, the explanation "He's old" |
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Oh My God, they killed Miracle Whip. You bastards |
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US judge exiles a pedophile to Canada as punishment |
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Lion statues deemed too risqué for children's park |
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Kim Jong Il said peer pressure from the other kids made it test a nuke, and promises not do it again unless they bully him |
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Canada allows silicone boobie implants again |
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Ric Romero rushes to get a live shot in front of a university dormitory for the story: Kids gain weight in college |
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Woman delivers a baby girl after arriving at a hospital complaining of "flatulence" |
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Photoshop theme: Unlikely corporate mergers |
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Five crafty teenage girls carjack 78 year-old woman at glue gunpoint |
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Bus driver has right to refuse driving bus with gay-magazine-ad on it |
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Cop responds to call of mentally unstable man, finds man threatening his partner, promptly unholsters gun and shoots bystander. Then shoots his own partner. Suspect flees unharmed |
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It's official: Barack Obama denies his earlier denials, and is now thinking about the possibility of taking some time to consider running for President, but not until after the midterm election |
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Asshat parents sue HS girls basketball coach so they can have a committee of parents and community members run team |
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Eighty more human bones found at ground zero |
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Ever get the Idea that they want us to leave? |
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The evolution of the Halloween costume |
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3 cheerleaders cuffed and led away after removing 'Dougl' from 'Douglass Valley Elementary School' sign |
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First they came for the beer drinkers, and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a Farker |
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UK government working hard to stamp out baldness. Still no cure for receding gumlines |
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Man crashes his car after his automobile directional system advised him to turn right .... into a public toilet |
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Cop killed when judge hits him with car. Bonus: Judge is Bush Sr's cousin and wasn't given sobriety test |
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West Virginians set a new Guiness World Record for the largest card game tournament ever played. The game: UNO |
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The lawyer admired his amorous proposal one more time before holding his breath and hitting the send button..."I thought you were hot and was sure you'd be a rocket in the sack, which I think you would be.” |
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Hottest Christmas gift: the Mark Foley action doll. Complete with pants around ankles, a liquor bottle and Blackberry for messaging young boys. May not be suitable for pages |
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Man sues federal prison system for NOT locking him up |
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Pussification of UK continues: Boss scraps Christmas party in case it leads to sexual harassment cases |
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22 year old buys Lincon Town car because old people have "innate wisdom" and they drive Towncars right to the market |
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Today's home with 56 live cats, 21 dead cats, and 5 dogs comes from New York. "There was so much urine and feces in the home it spilled out of the back door" |
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Virginia Beach schools flout federal law by serving lunch at 9:05 a.m |
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"West Hartford police activated a unique search warrant, specifically designed to seize... hairpieces" |
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Photoshop this machine-gun crew |
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Is your wife a shopaholic? Soon you may be able to treat this mental illness with a pill. Unfortunately, the pill will cost $1467 and will only be available in mall stores |
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US Army announces readiness for total military takeover of America |
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Entire police department converts into a shakedown operation: 1.) Pull over a car, empty driver's pockets; 2.) ?????; 3.) Profit |
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Four teenagers videotape themselves beating up a classmate, then force him to watch the tape while they continue to beat him |
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If you could go back in time and visit one historical person, who would it be? |
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Britain now in contention for the 'most like France' award |
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Ohio State drops to 0-1 against elevators |
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John Mark Karr prepares to make some free libel money off his neighbors |
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Science teacher sets fire to classroom (with pics) |
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Esahc sdrawkcab no ecilop sdael revirD |
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Man jailed and tortured by Taliban for being US spy is released and then tortured by US for being terrorist. Frying pan and fire chuckle |
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Protecting the sanctity of heterosexual marriage one lawn at a time: Landscaper won't work for gay customers |
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Man caught having sex with statue of ram; since alcohol was involved, can only randomly access his memory |
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"While you sleep, your BMW will scour the Net -- via Wi-Fi and other connections -- collecting, say, 15 minutes of new jazz followed by a 10-minute podcast" |
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"Muslims cannot drink alcohol, they have to avoid it. But when you use codeine and kratom and mix it with Coke and get 'drunk', this is not a sin" |
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Pope warns scientists not to risk fate of Icarus, unless they want to wind up cleaning out Augean stables while pushing a stone up a hill as a vulture eats their liver. Or something. Anyway, when the Pope snaps his fingers, science better jump |
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Photoshop this rural pyramid |
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Britain proposes using senior citizens as alternative fuel source |
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New car options: CD Player, heated leather seats, 8 foot boa constrictor |
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Pandas at it again, this time biting off part of woman's thumb |
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Hanover, VA woman proves that cars can fly, albeit not very well |
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Chik-fil-A founder wants last Taurus off the assembly line. Ironic tag chuckles |
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19-year-old college student seriously injured while trying to slide down a stair rail. Surprisingly, police say alcohol was involved |
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A Christian article that says there's nothing evil about letting kids enjoy Halloween |
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Cleveland kindergartners to receive sex-ed classes |
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Court orders brain surgery for child whose parents refused treatment due to religious beliefs |
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Man robs store with a sword and forgets to take the money. Police arrest him after he returns to the store and pleads for the money. There can only be one dumbass |
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Despite receiving anonymous phone call warning her that a man was on his way to kill her, a Florida woman waits around and gets shot in the face |
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10 Things You Didn't Know About Kim Jong Il |
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Note to self: If attacking girlfriend with a chainsaw, make sure to wait until she's out of the car |
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The medical community is deriding Suzanne Somers' new book on menopause, saying it spreads "non-medical, misleading and unsubstantiated information." Scientists don't know the history of menopause, Suzanne Somers does |
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Three of the four remaining Concords have been left to rot on an abandoned runway in the UK |
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Warning: Jumping off of bridges may be hazardous to your health |
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"Faces of Death" used to be hidden under the counter, treated as contraband obscenity. Now a man has filmed two dozen suicides and made a major documentary. How times change |
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Photoshop these glass beads |
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Cool air hockey game. Yes, the instructions are in a foreign language. It's air hockey. Click the yellow balloons to play |
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One in five children in Britain can't find U.K. on a map. Follow-up survey involving "ass" and "both hands" planned |
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