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Photoshop this mushroom |
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Kansas lawmaker gets into scuffle with giant cockroach masquerading as anti-abortion protester |
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Man's retirement plan involves robbing a bank and then asking the judge for a three-year sentence, so when he gets out he can retire and collect Social Security |
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Darwin nominee decides that shooting a gun in the air will convince a woman to marry him. Until he accidentally shoots her. So he shoots himself. The bride to be is doing fine |
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In Lexington, Comair sues you |
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GOP Congressman is shocked, shocked I say, at front-page WSJ article about his corruption |
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Class teaches men to woo women. Tuition is steep so some students have to hock their Star Wars paraphernalia |
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Twelve architectural landmarks that will change the way you see the world |
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PROTEST ENDS, GALLAUDET CLASSES SET TO RESUME MONDAY |
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"What are you gonna do, kid? I've got a fully loaded 9mm semi automatic in your face." "Well I've got something you don't." "Oh yeah? What's that?" "A seatbelt" |
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Two teens try mugging 70 year-old man, failing to realize he was a boxer in his younger days. Karma's got a mean left hook, punks |
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Man robs a bank, finds he cannot resist also robbing the one and only customer |
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University of Wisconsin students placed on probation because of hazing, alcohol abuse, and inappropriate sex acts. Football team? Nope. Marching band |
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Handicapped man sues dozens of businesses for small ADA violations, fails to notice his own attorney's office isn't handicap accessible |
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Yeah, those bums that sold you the rare 1796 silver dollar from their box on Skid Row? Turns out it was a scam |
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Students decide to bring art to the streets where everyone can enjoy it. Now change "art" to "bomb-like objects" and "streets" to "the New York subway system" |
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Photoshop this happy baby |
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Zinedine Zidane nominated for FIFA Player of the Year despite delivering the head-butt heard around the world |
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Now shipping: The battery-powered battery charger |
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Top 250 executives at Chrysler trade their new company cars for three-year-old fleet models to get a new understanding of just what kind of crap their company makes |
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Vote for the hottest law school deans. You'd hit it...in open court |
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Guy who makes a hobby out of farking with telemarketers hits one outta the park |
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40th Anniversary of the Bola Tie gives Arizonans reason to dress up at work next week |
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Quite possibly the WORST children's Halloween costume ever |
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Steve Wozniak upgrades $10,000,000 fixer-upper to include arcade, discovery complex, pet hotel, Batcave |
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North Korea detonates a nuke. The U.S. response? Sanction their caviar and wine. We showed them |
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Is nanotechnology the cure for human aging? |
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Gas station accidentally fills 87 octane gasoline tank with diesel fuel. Hilarity ensues |
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Alaska Airlines plane makes emergency landing in Oklahoma City for smoke in the cockpit. Begs ground crew to "point northwest" |
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After being missing 23 years, man's wife found in his wheelie bin. Boy is she pissed off |
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Dow finishes up 13 points on Friday the 13th, on a date in which the summation of all numbers in the date is 13. Hello, jibblies |
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Month long government study says we're getting ripped off at the pump |
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Ski season officially opens in Colorado, YAAAHHHOOOO |
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Woman charges $100 per hour to let you hang out with her chimp |
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Fishy conmen causing haddocks for British police as they flounder to net the crooks and give them a grilling; scam victims said to feel gutted, battered, green around the gills |
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Jailer drinks himself into becoming jailee |
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The International Space Station silhouetted by the Moon |
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It's not a trash can, it's an "emergency can". One you can sit on, that is |
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Zombies march on Wellington, NZ |
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It's come to this: Swiss banks cooperating with CIA. Your dog wants his kruggerands in a brown paper bag |
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Amazing video of a Virgin America Airbus A320 getting painted |
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Father puts hit out on unborn child, gives fetus instant street cred |
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Birthplace of punk is gone. You are old. Sorry, it's nothing personal. Sincerely, Time |
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"Mobile clubbing is more than a fad: it delivers a joyous mirror image of a terrorist attack" |
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Not news: Road Rage. News: The maniac pulls a gun while verbally abusing you and your 3-year old daughter. Fark: He's a cop |
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Oh, boy, a bunny rabbit! I will name him George and I will hug him and squeeze him and pet him and and rub him and caress him and cross his genes with a human |
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American Supermax prison system is highly profitable |
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Crackhead gets busted by court security for having a meth pipe on her way to court for another crack pipe charge |
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Possibly the coolest Frazetta Headless Horseman pic you'll see all Samhain |
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Goat found slaughtered in Brisbane church. Beezlebub unavailable for... oh wait, yes he is |
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Take off those tinfoil hats. Freemasons are just a bunch of guys that want to have fun, ride goats |
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Navy SEAL throws himself onto grenade to save several of his unit |
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A reminder, winter is just around the corner, so photoshop this igloo builder |
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Red cough syrup blamed for 21 deaths in Panama. The nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, so you can sleep and never wake up medicine |
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Fort Worth, Texas school district training all teachers and students to refuse demands of any gunmen that attempt to take them hostage by immediately charging in attack |
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Man wakes up from nap to find he's been stabbed in leg, figures it's not serious and goes back to sleep. In the police vernacular, alcohol was a factor |
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Secret Service interrogate HS freshman over her Myspace page. Bush no longer in her top 8 friends and they're pissed |
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Remember the Montana school that cancelled football after a hazing incident? A nearby principal decided to up the ante, ends up getting himself suspended for giving a student a wedgie |
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Hilarity ensuing all over at Miss Tibet pageant, what with one contestant forced to withdraw because she was unveiled as a high-altitude combat specialist with the Indian army and village elders going bugfark over the swimsuit competition |
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Not News: Man attacked by bear. News: Fights back with his killer Tae Kwon Do skills. Fark: Again |
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Radiation detected at N. Korea site. Suck it, Libs |
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