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Russian man sets fire to himself for no good reason |
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Apartment residents discover there isn't a Brita filter in the world that can get the taste of dead guy out of your tapwater |
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Two guys are raising money for the New Orleans libraries by letting you vote if they can drink in 2007 or not. I'll drink to that |
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How summer rock festivals became nothing more than one giant branded beer tent |
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"Hey, look at me! I am wearing over one hundred t-shirts" |
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Canadian military reduces the number of security checks it does on new recruits to enlist them more quickly. I don't think you've thought your cunning plan through |
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Matt Stone says Marines guarding Saddam Hussein in Iraq "repeatedly" made him watch South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, in which Hussein has a starring role |
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Europe's economy is growing faster and creating more jobs than the U.S. economy |
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New England hit with bizarre series of thefts in which thieves steal only weather vanes |
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The 100 greatest Britons of all time |
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Four separate blasts on Turkey's beaches injure 22 people, including 10 Britons |
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Advice for dads with empty nests. "Man up, nancy boy" surprisingly not on list |
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58th annual Emmy Awards discussion thread |
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Farmer's Almanac forecasts this coming winter to go beyond 'cold' and enter 'well-digger's ass' territory in U.S. Bundle up |
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Retailers start putting cigarette packs upside down so customers can't see the health warnings. What could possibly go wrong? |
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New Mexico school shut down due to student bringing burrito to school. Principal is apparently unaware that burritos cannot cause explosions until after they are eaten |
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Catholic Church removes all fun from dying |
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Ph.D. candidate wins coveted Chancellor's Prize for Excellence for exhaustive thesis on "Star Trek." Expected to have no problem landing job with Starfleet Academy |
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Just because we needed a little Ric Romero today. "Extended warranties often not worth cost" Ahh, feel better? |
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Israeli soldier, a die-hard KISS fan, who was paralyzed from the chest down while fighting, received a message from Gene Simmons: "From the bottom of my heart, you are my hero and I wish I could be there with you." |
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Average toilet seat: 17,400 germs. Average car steering wheel: 41,600 germs. Uh honey, where’s the disinfectant? |
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Hezbollah chief Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah said if he knew kidnapping the 2 Israeli soldiers would have led to a major war, he would not have done it. What is Arabic for, "My bad"? |
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Study finds that kids fantasize less when being taught by a same sex teacher |
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Theme: Drawing a blank |
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How to handle young children on upcoming 9/11 anniversary. #1) Turn on Nickelodeon |
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If you happen to own a 90lb snake, it would be best to keep it off the pages of MY SPACE |
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Government says New Orleans is totally ready for another hurricane, doesn’t care what that other thread says |
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When your father gives you the choice between giving up your Myspace password or getting your ears and legs stapled, give up the password |
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A little editing can even make a movie like Super Troopers really, really gay (Not safe for work language) |
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When robbing a bank, don't forget to bring a bag |
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Prison guards: Females 66% hornier than males; inmates being "abused" |
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Man leads police on high-speed chase; explains to police he was going to pull over but wanted to finish his cocaine and beer |
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Ebay prohibits the sale of textbooks designed for homeschoolers, claims it falls under the category of "illegal, dangerous, offensive, or potentially infringing" |
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Man doesn't show up for jail as he is in detox after police find him with an incredible .46 BAC. "You're like, beyond the 'I-have-a-drinking-problem' stage" judge notes |
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Uh oh. Guess who gave Iran a nuclear reactor and enriched uranium? Hint -- the same country gave Iraq chem weapons |
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Most people filing for unemployment have to meet a variety of strict criteria to get benefits. In NY, that includes proving you're not dead |
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Farm owner says plane used the wrong runway |
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When are red light cameras considered to be a bad thing? When they catch cops and city buses, of course |
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City slows traffic on road by building play ground in median and removing traffic signs. What could possibly go wrong? |
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OJ takes a stab at the JonBenet situation, thinks media's being cutthroat in their slashing of Karr's credibility, says it's a bloody shame |
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Principal suspends 128 students for inappropriate dress on first day of classes. What we have here is failure to communicate |
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Two musicians at Dutch funeral upstage the corpse |
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Indianapolis residents freak out about horrible electrical smell while downtown streetlights flash off and on. With very high-tech graphic of flashing streetlights to demonstrate the ruckus |
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If you're trying to keep your sex change a secret from your wife, at least lock the bathroom door when you play with your breasts |
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Let's all congratulate Ernesto on his recent promotion to hurricane |
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High school senior convinces Miss Universe to go to his prom dance. Says he's really looking forward to the talent portion of the night |
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"Captain, we need to divert this plane because of smoke in the cabin." "Smoke? What is it?" "It's a byproduct of toast burning, but that's not important right now" |
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Best Buy Recommends Cybershiat |
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Katrina's destruction was actually far worse than TV could possibly tell us |
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Austrian kidnap victim sobs uncontrollably after hearing her "master" killed himself; refuses to meet with parents. Misses basement dungeon terribly |
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You know things are out of hand when the King of Saudi Arabia complains about the "unjustified rise in prices" for gas |
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Theme: "Organic" products gone too far |
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Proving that it's never too early to panic, high-rise buildings in Queensland now being outfitted with lifeboats |
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It's 106 miles to Grand Forks, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses |
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FBI labels environmentalist as possible terrorist after he suggested removing nearby dam during public discussion on ways to improve migratory fish routes |
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Israeli airstrike hits car belonging to Reuters, destroys laptop with Photoshop installed |
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National Geographic reporter arrested for espionage in Africa. Locals fed up with him taking pictures of their boobies |
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Fox journalists released in Gaza after converting to Islam. Promptly added to no-fly lists everywhere |
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Christian zealots destroy ancient Arctic petroglyphs |
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Delta flight 5191 crashes outside of Lexington's Blue Grass Airport. Officials say there are 'multiple fatalities' |
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Iran continues to do whatever they want |
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UCLA neurobiologist gives up his research, sends message to animal rights terrorists: "You win. Please don't bother my family anymore" |
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Philippines to try to break world tree-planting record. In other news, the Philippines has hippies |
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AudioEdit a song, rap, newscast or commercial that must end with the word "spleen" |
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Photoshop these colliding baseball players |
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Hempfest organizers ban the media because they don't want to be portrayed as drug addicts and dealers. Wait, did I just read that right? |
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Real-estate crash means more buyers choosing 700-sq.-ft. "microhouses" instead of McMansions |
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Prisoner sues because he fell out of bunk bed. Coddling ensues |
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The top 10 most expensive perfumes in the world |
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"Caucasians known to speak with an Irish accent," are operating a driveway paving scam |
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Best slow new day headline ever: "Canoe flips, canoeists OK" |
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Fat is a class issue. Rich, educated people are not fat; you see almost no children in private schools who are overweight. Fatness and obesity are directly related to lower education and lower incomes |
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Boeing develops "greenest aircraft ever" - hydrogen-powered jet that emits no CO2 and is completely silent. But it will take you three weeks to go from New York to Los Angeles at its top cruising speed of 70mph |
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It's now illegal to wear T-shirts with Arabic words on them in an airport |
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A Government Accountability Office probe of the White House's anti-drug media campaign has found that the $1 billion-plus spent on the effort so far has not been effective in reducing teen drug use |
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In today's "Well, it's a bit farking late now" file: Engineers worried about whether New Orleans levees can withstand another storm surge |
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Army and Marine Corp authorize "involuntary conscription". EVERYBODY PANIC. No, for reals |
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UN broadcasts Israeli positions during war with Hezbollah. I ain't talking about missionary either |
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Microsoft: Unlock work internet or risk losing staff |
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Children in Massachusetts are getting lost inside a Julia Child corn maze. (with pic) |
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Woman prays to Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper declares watching too much TV will kill you, promptly engulfs entertainment center. Ever had such chilling revelations from your deity of choice? |
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