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Airlines tell passengers that laptops, iPods and cell phones must go in checked luggage, not carry-on. Insurance companies then tell travellers not to even think of filing a claim if they're damaged there. Thus the circle of life is complete |
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Firefighting aircraft hired to dump water instead dumps thousands of gallons of fuel on forest fire. Oops |
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10-year-old girl on vacation makes £3,500 by finding pile of whale puke at beach (pic) |
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Maricopa County's Sheriff Joe investigating radio show for encouraging arson and bestiality |
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Woman decides that, since she's always late for meetings, it was okay for her to throw away her speeding tickets... all 69 of them |
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Border police arrest Mexican smuggler with 88 pounds of cheese in hidden compartment after determining his story was full of holes |
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How to make a living as a "junket whore" |
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Toxic levels of lead and arsenic causing neurological problems in residents of one Florida town. Okay, so that's one town's excuse |
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Injured eleven year old saves school bus from doom |
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Atlanta seeing growth spurt. Appears to be coming on backs of Katrina refugees |
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It wasn't as much the fact that he HAD to relieve himself as it was WHERE he chose to do it, and what transpired afterwards |
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"For many visitors to Indiana State Fair, the highlight is watching a cow give birth" |
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Israeli PM accepts cease fire deal |
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Infamous police chief becomes a druid. Funny, he doesn't look druish |
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Photoshop this girl and her car |
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Who would have guessed that sheriff deputies shouldn't perform lap dances with each other |
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The greatest attempted pick up in the history of man |
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Apparently a billion people now live in South Dakota, because according to this, that's how many are against the state's abortion ban |
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College students fear being attacked by the school's mascot |
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Snakes on a Plane...The flash game |
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Town shuts down 13-year-old's $5-a-month worm-selling business because the small cardboard sign on his lawn violated zoning laws |
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AudioEdit what you think a Fark comments thread would sound like |
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Truck driver runs over gator, takes it home to Virginia and proclaims "We're going to play with it tonight" |
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Mideast deal reportedly close, will try thinking about dead puppies and baseball to keep it going for a while |
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11 weirdest ancient mysteries |
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Largest Barbie collection is now for sale. Weyland Smithers unavailable for comment |
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Some guy you've probaly never heard of wins the World Series of Poker |
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"I pulled him over, and there were sex toys and pictures of himself in pantyhose, but there was no real crime, so I let him go and told him I didn’t want to see him again" |
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80 year old small town doctor with a quarter million office visits still practices in the office he opened 55 years ago, makes house calls, and hand writes bills |
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"Mysterious creature" killing dogs in unusual ways around lake in northern Manitoba. Your dog wants Leonard Nimoy to investigate |
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Heatwave to push up the price of beer and chips |
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Floridians angry that police aren't taking seriously complaints about a squirrel that has attacked seven people. I'm telling you, that squirrel's dynamite |
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Woman suing for $3 million over picture of her dead dogs used in a pet cremation company ad |
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Hong Kong opens up its first film festival dedicated solely to prostitutes |
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Fred, New York's crime-fighting undercover cat, uses up all nine lives trying to cross a street. Unless this is a planted story and Fred is going deep undercover with a new identity |
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Fewer U.S. high school students having sex, responding truthfully to anonymous polls |
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New weight-loss footpad that promises to "suck out fat like a vacuum sucks up dirt" has some people skeptical |
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FBI investigating American connections in "major East Coast cities" to London terror plot |
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Don ye goggles, ready the eye bleach, assemble your personal mind-cleansing arsenal: "Female" bus driver, 23, rapes 13-year-old boy |
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Russian who stole $5 million worth of artifacts from the Hermitage museum says it was to pay for his wife's insulin |
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Cops shoot peaceful protester with rubber bullets and then laugh heartily about it afterwards, on videotape |
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Episode V: The Unicorn Strikes Back |
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Reminder, Maxim's offering a free Treo to the best SoaP poster. Come up with your own and win. (Sponsored link in conjuction with Maxim) |
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Where do famous animal performers like Cheetah go to retire? |
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Someone parked an unattended car with a musical instrument inside near L.A. city hall. EVERYBODY PANIC |
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Coolest photo you will see today: Rocket-assisted C-130 takeoff |
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Fatal car accident caused by a bee |
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Iranian President Mahmoud Ahma... Ahma... Ahmanattentionwhore demands U.S. change its imperial behaviour, promising that if it does, everything will be resolved |
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Woman's tree spouts water (with pics) |
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Giant sea turtle pulls man into Atlantic Ocean |
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Gigantic ancient pyramids discovered in Ukraine |
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Bush dares staff to join "100 Degree Club": Run three miles in triple-digit heat. "Asinine" tag asplodes like the motherfarkin' Death Star |
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