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Catching onto a trend that was busted 20 years ago, Swedes discover soccer riots. Careful with that paver, Sven, you're going to scratch the Volvo
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The silliest picture you'll see today: A horseback-riding labrador pup (not safe for work ads)
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(insidebayarea.com) Retired construction worker averages 40 parades a year with his collection of 112 firetrucks, 2 Huey helicopters, and SE-5 British biplane
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1700 nude people cross the Tyne (with sfw video)
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(Times Online) Wheelchair-bound man arrested after getting 11-year-old nephew to push him around tavern so he could threaten bar patrons with a knife
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(Benton County Daily Record) Someone ruins Wal-Mart Swim Club's tournament by putting the "poo" in "pool". In other news, Wal-Mart has a swim club
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Drunken plane joyride not so joyful because of "fears of running out of fuel, being lost and the prospect of death"
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(News Times Live) Conneticut town thrilled over purchase of the Pothole Killer. "Three-hundred potholes a day is chicken feed"
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(Some Guy) Animals break into zoo...kill animals stuck inside
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(Some Gal) Buff cutie with a six-pack (not safe for work)
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Study reveals it takes more energy to create ethanol than it can produce. Back to the ol' drawing board
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(strangeplaces.net) Translations gone awry. ''Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis'
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(Irritated admin) Put your HA!HA! guy pictures in this thread and stop threadjacking the rest of them
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(WWdN) Calling all poker-playing TFers. Play with Wil in charity tourney this afternoon on PokerStars. DIT
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(Some Dude) Scientists Find 'Hangover Gene.' Gene swears if God takes the headache and nausea away, he'll never drink again
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(Some Guy) Photoshop this seal
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(NY Daily News) Old and busted: Grandma baking you cookies. New hotness: Grandma taking you on a crack run
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(National Geographic) Environmentalists are most interested in saving the cute, fuzzy, huggable animals, like tigers and bears
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Tiger Woods crushes the field at the British Open, winning his 10th major
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(Some Guy) First-ever visitor to Disneyland says it "really cemented my reputation as a weirdo"
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High school teams from Minnesota and Mississippi cruise to victory in a 1,600 mile solar car race throughout the southwest
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(AngryAlien) Pulp Fiction in 30 seconds (and re-enacted by bunnies) [not safe for work language]
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(aaaaaaaaaaah) Giant spider attacks Niagara Falls
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(salisburypost.com) Man sentenced to 12 to 18 months for stealing newpaper boxes and cutting them open for change. A real job would probably have paid more and required less effort
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(Some Guy) Iceland residents link planning decisions, bulldozer malfunctions, to elves
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Japan rules skipping TV commercials is illegal. Bathroom breaks postponed indefinitely due to fear of arrest
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(New Orleans Channel) Woman gets booted from Starbucks for adding some milk to her baby's coffee
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'Axl Rose is a silly old man'
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(World Net Daily) CBS/Infinity Radio blacks out anti-terrorism conference - Claims "Too many people might be emotionally affected by the subject matter"
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(Some Guy) Theme: If life was like a 1950s sitcom...
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(Some Guy) Today's Iron Photoshop Ingredient: Candy
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Jury consults Bible during deliberations, hilarity ensues
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(Sunday Herald) Cadbury workers actually sing the Oompa Loompa song while they work
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(Bergen.com) County freeholders under fire for $9000 doughnut budget
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Couple is having two sets of identical twins, a statistical longshot with odds that rival winning the lottery
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(Market Watch) Jobless numbers sinking, economy rebounding, liberals surren... uh... no, wait... economy is still in the crapper
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(Portsmouth Herald) City says water safe to drink despite pollutants; just don't drink a lot of it
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(Bergen.com) Man charged with with disturbing the peace for plastering city with prank "Missing: Pet Cobra" signs
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(PCWorld) 20 things you didn't know your PC could do... including ripping an LP with your scanner
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Stuffing four quarters in a stripper's garter belt is a major insult. This and 9 more strip joint etiquette tips that you should know. (SFW)
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Being moved with an animal instinct of reproduction, a man is physically unable to repulse a woman
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(LA Times) Prayer does not help in surviving surgery. Here comes the science
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(damnfunnypictures) Giant Crystal cave discovered in Spain. Pictures available
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Kentucky's 'Mr. Smiley' license plates going the way of the dodo
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(EuroSport) "It takes a lot of practice to pee at 70kph"
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(Some Guy) Nine garden gnomes plucked from sea, "lucky to be alive" (with pic)
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Dodgy rugby call snaps boy from coma
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Australian wookie wins poker crown. Celebrates by ripping the arms off a gundark
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Americans pay more than double per capita for health care than most industrialized nations. Republicans point to data as proof system works
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Theme: If other animals were as prolific as ants...
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(Science Daily) Vatican announces that order of nuns will be leaving ancient French monastery due to financial reasons. New expansion sect will move into monastery, get three first-round draft picks
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Aussie Davis Cup fans turn nasty, have t-shirts made
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(The Sunday Mail) Australia's largest dog is an ugly-ass 300-pound English mastiff named Diesel. Your dog wants a porterhouse, two baked potatoes, a slice of bread and a big ol' piece of cheesecake for dessert
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Chef plans to make ten-ton curried chicken dish. Experts predict it'll be enough to give 300 people intestinal distress for 26 straight days
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From the state that brought you Robert Blake and OJ Simpson, 11 year old charged with felony assault for throwing a rock at a boy, gets 5 days in juvenile hall, 30 days of house arrest, and must wear a GPS monitoring bracelet
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(LA Daily News) Dog fights off 700-pound alligator
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City council in denial of redneck heritage, wishes to ban indoor furniture from front porches
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Christian adoption agency rejects Catholic parents, apparently still holds a grudge over that whole Inquisition thing
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(Some Guy) Lauryn Hill pulls an Axl Rose, postpones concert for nearly three hours deciding what to wear
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(Some Guy) Shore a snore in 'Store.' Pop goes the Weasel
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Marine had cousin shoot him in the leg so he can avoid going back to Iraq. It worked better then expected as jailarity for both Marine and cousin ensued
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Bush trying to drum up support for CAFTA in states where NAFTA was a kick in the nuts
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(Female First) Fat thief gets stuck in window after eating too many pies. That's a point for cake
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(myTelus) Fraudulent meat sale leads to criminal charges, stuffing a sock in your jock still allowed
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(CBR Online) It's not easy to beat ninjas in a fair fight, but it's possible to level the field by suing the shuriken right off them
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Concerned that there might be some democracy left in the state, Massachusetts legislature seek to put end to ballot questions
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The weather report from Japan: "We're totally hosed"
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(News-Miner) Man dismayed to discover that "cruise control" does not include "steering control" when he takes a nap while driving
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(Trinidad Tobago Express) Mrs. de Gaulle, what are you looking forward to in retirement? "A penis...Everything can be endured as long as we have a penis"
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(WBAL-TV) EPA closes farm with special fertilizer -- military ordnance. Military ordure thankfully not available for comment
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Despondent over pothole-ridden streets, two Boston transit buses attempt suicide
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(Utica O-D) Men don cat and mouse masks and chase each other through a mall. Naked. Hamilton College Streaking Team not impressed
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(NASA) Photoshop these NASA engineers
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FDA approves implant that provides tiny shocks to the brain for treatment of severe depression. McMurphy surrenders
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(The Mirror, UK) DVLA girl living in tent after distributing video of herself performing oral sex. DVDA girl still in porn directors' high demand
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Big-ass, 14-pound, 3-ounce girl born in Kentucky, breaking last month's big-ass birth by more than a pound
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(Southern Illinoisan) Police believe that the man they just arrested in a bizarre high-speed chase might be wanted for abandoning his family at a gas station earlier, driving off with the hose still attached to his car
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(Channel 3000) Bad: crashing into another car. Worse: the other car was parked. Ridiculous: the parked car was actually a dishwasher
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Thigh-high boots and a bullwhip? A shopping trip at Home Depot for rope and nipple clamps? Just another day in the office for Mistress Kitten. "I like being in control, tying people up and doing nasty things to them"
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(Contact Music) Rob Zombie says childhood encounter with Ronald McDonald scared him off clowns forever
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(McLeans) As the right predicted, Spain proves that if you legalize gay marriage, things suddenly get 'infinitely gay'
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The History of the Laugh Track
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98 percent of respondents do not believe elected officials in Washington are truly working in the national interest. Democracy surrenders
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Policeman from The Village People arrested
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(Some Guy) Pixies set to release a new album. Rock me, Joe
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(Some Guy) Photoshop rejected tombstones (link goes to GIS)
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(Stoney Creek News) Man with sword confronts police. There Can Be Only One...eventual outcome (2nd story)
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Bin Laden's approval rating down to 35%
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(Science News) Here comes the science: Icing the kicker works 10% of the time
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Red Sox remind Yankees how they did it last year
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(KOTV) Bad: Being bitten in the hand and foot by a pygmy rattlesnake. Worse: Falling over backward over a barrel from the pain, landing on a copperhead snake and getting bit in the foot and groin
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(Some Guy) Orgasm Ringtones. Your cell phone wants a cigarette
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(MDI) Compressed air car for sale in Europe. Costs about $10,000 and goes about 62 miles per $1.00 if charging tank using electricity. 124 mile range, top speed is 68mph, runs 8 hours on a tank-full of air. British lawmakers ponder new air tax
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(Some Guy) The deficit is shrinking, thanks to the Bush tax cuts
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German TV channel tests all toilets and other areas of European Parliament for cocaine, is surprised when nearly all tests came back positive
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Man tries to score with women by impersonating Steeler's quarterbacks, instead receives 15-yard penalty, loss of first down
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(Brainshrub) Montgomery County PA district attorney auctions off guitars siezed from meth dealers on eBay. They fought the law and the law won
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(Some Radio Station) Photoshop these radio DJs with their fancy equipment
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(Some Guy) Lip balm use can lead to addiction - Chapstick Anonymous meetings at 8:00
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(DC Metblogs) CIA creates cyborg cat to spy on the Russians. Hilarity Ensues
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Lawyer unsuccessful in convincing judge to allow his client, Ms. Lush, to be tried for DUI-reckless homicide under an alias, as her name might unfairly influence a jury
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Rove learned about Plame from...the press. Breathless outrage, anti-press rants in 3...2...1
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Tearful Jack Nicklaus retires with a birdie on the 18th, beats Tiger Woods for the hole. That's going out with style
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GITMO Prisoner to Appear on Letterman
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(Local10) Suspected identity thief reveals her true identity in court by taking off all her clothes, raising her hands in air, getting down on all fours. With pics
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Bush's approval rating down to 42%
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(The Advocate) Woman sues her husband's male lover claiming he began to "willfully and intentionally seduce, entice and alienate the affections" of her husband
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(Some Muggle) Harry Potter VI on sale tonight at 12:01 (Spoilers in thread)
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(Some News Source) Congress Takes Costly Trip to See Shuttle. They're not rocket scientists, but they did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night
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Canadian driver busted driving at an explosive 195 km/hr claims he was going that fast because he had to poop
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"Dykes on Bikes" deemed unworthy of trademark because attorneys find it patently offensive. Muff divers, undeterred by political correctness, will jump in again
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(Some French) Photoshop these rugged-up officers and their shed
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Fake shark skin could make Navy fleet faster. Navy also looking to add frickin laser beams
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Stop. Or I'll whoop out my plunger. Tampa janitors receive anti-terrorism training
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(Western Daily Press) Guy found in public toilet wearing a nappy, baby's bib, girl's dress, shoulder-length hair tied up in bunches, tights, stuffed bra and carrying baby's bottle and milk. British cops let him go, but change their minds later
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(DefenseLINK) Army dropping teddy bears with parachutes for Iraqi kids; insurgent Furbys vow "death to infidel zionist crusader bears" in response
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(Some Guy) High school trainer sent text message expressing his undying love to 16-year-old girl during his own wedding reception
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Mastermind of London bombing arrested in Cairo. Has a PhD in Biochemistry and studied at North Carolina State University
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Critics say doctors offering "designer vaginas" just giving lip service to uninformed women, claim these hairy procedures are dangerous. Doctors say they're just thinking outside the box
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Pastor asks city to give him $75,000 or he will strike down tree. 900-ft Jesus unavailable for comment
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(Western Daily Press) "Happy slappers" video rape on mobile phone
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Mayor of Vancouver, WA goes violently nuts when the local Starbucks starts selling mugs with "Portland" written on them
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Bestiality is not illegal in Washington state unless you can prove the animal didn't enjoy it
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(scarboroughtoday.co.uk) Mystery of 383 Gordon's Gin bottles, each planted upside down with a fern growing inside of it, finally solved
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Due to lack of budget, Russia's space program will pretend that it's going to Mars
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Two Kentucky inmates escape from prison in the back of a garbage truck. Compaction ensues
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(ksdk.com) Radio DJs suspended for discussing on-air the best ways to disarm and injure police officers
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(Some Guy) AudioEdit what was really talked about during the G8 summit
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(Some Guy) Photoshop this drummer boy
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(Times Daily) After resisting for three years, USA finally gives in and allows injection of Canadian beef
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Two teenagers drive their truck into beehive colonies "to see what would happen." Hospitalization ensues
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"Bananas Gone Wild": Disturbing illustrations from a 1940s banana cookbook
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(Some KC Guy) Reminder -- Kansas City Fark party this Saturday (DIT)
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"Arab Assassin" raps about 9/11 and committing terrorism -- then wonders why he's being fired as a baggage screener at a Houston airport
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Man stops by church daily for a few chugs of holy water. Excommunication ensues
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Roman Polanski will set a legal precedent when he appears in court for a slander case via live video. He can't appear in person because he still faces charges for a 1970s child-sex charge
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(KXTV News 10) Microsoft has a new game that features a hungover squirrel, a singing monster made of feces, a chesty sunflower and a foul-mouthed scarecrow with a drinking problem
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(Voyeurweb) Jenn in a hot tub. Fark gets a mention, too (not safe for work)
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(motoring.co.za) BMW adds "super-vision" to night-time driving with the addition of a thermal imaging camera to all of its 7 Series cars
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Neighbors upset after man builds a "Big Bird" sculpture on his chimney after making repairs
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(MySanAntonio) Aside from many dogs missing, orange fur stuck in fences and a guy asking if anyone has seen his lost tiger, sheriff determines that "there's no facts or evidence to support that there is a loose tiger"
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Something Awful interviewed on G4 TV. Lowtax arrested for selling drugs, forum membership raised to $80
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(Some Guy) Theme: If Chris Farley, John Candy, John Belushi, etc. were alive today
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(Wall Street Journal) Matthew Younkle was a college senior when he decided the world needed a three-second beer. He wasn't the first college student to dream of ways to get to his alcohol more quickly. But unlike others, he chose, soberly, to follow through
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(hawaiichannel) Bad: Getting mugged. Worse: Getting mugged again five minutes later. Worst: Getting your ass kicked because the first guys took your wallet
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(Forbes) Apple sales surge 75 percent on strength of iPod. They sold some other things too, but no one is sure what they are
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(KIRO) People still welcome to walk, jog and swim in Allegheny County park, but authorities remind them its not okay to bump uglies there
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Transformers to be made into feature movie. Film reels to be shipped to theaters, will look like telephones and staplers
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Los Angeles Lakers front office so bad, they apparently made a trade for a draft pick that happened four years ago
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(CBS 42) Members of bankrupt Enron board vote themselves retroactive payraises that are double to five times their annual pay
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(CBN News) Pope Benedict XVI criticizes the Harry Potter books for being "subtle seductions" for young Christians who may be unwittingly swayed to buff their broomstick, beat their bludger or diddle with their Dumbledore
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Airliners may get missile defenses. Your future travel: $59 one way plus $350 security surcharge. Thank you for fly Air Paranoia
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South Korea using "silence" to influence North Korea, which may escalate to not inviting North Korea to birthday parties
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(Some Guy) Boston suburban parents "shocked" to
