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Photoshop Stevie Wonder |
(70)
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![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
The youth of today are the "Thumb Generation" |
(83)
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![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
Farkettes, need a guy? Move to East Germany |
(244)
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| (Some hillbilly) |
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Rural Kentucky basking in the golden age of moonshine |
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| (Florida Today) |
![[Unlikely]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif) |
Call it supply-side enviromentalism |
(249)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Midget tossing game |
(68)
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![[ChicagoSunTimes]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/chicagosuntimes.gif) |
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Man barred from flight for being drunk leaves little doubt as he mentions the bomb in his carry-on |
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| (Honolulu Advertiser) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Pair wins award for surfing the web |
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| (Some Guy) |
![[AudioEdit]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/topics/audioedit.gif) |
Audioedit a commercial for a foodstuff you would never eat (link goes to inspiration) |
(13)
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Inhaling cheap air freshener the new "high" for youth |
(87)
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Rock singer gets three years in prison for bad lyrics. Britney, et al surrender |
(74)
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| (The Post) |
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Brewpub owner/Denver Mayor has hired a pretty diverse staff. So far, everyone's having a good time |
(12)
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| (Gameindusry.biz ) |
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SONY: "All your living rooms are belong to us" |
(56)
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Just in time for the holidays: Hangover pill invented by the KGB now available |
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Sex-crazed New Years diet |
(52)
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| (ohio.com) |
![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
Best selling DVDs of 2003 |
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| (The Post) |
![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
Bars to stop serving drunks this holiday season |
(20)
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| (A StomachMonkey) |
![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
Theme: Photoshop yourself on a date with a celebrity of your choosing. Link goes to GIS for 'kirsten and monkey' |
(87)
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![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
11 Places Women Want To Be Touched. In your Ferrari should have been number 12 |
(117)
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| (East Valley Tribune) |
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Some day your computer may tell you to turn your head and cough |
(24)
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A little known company in Michigan is the true power behind retail music sales and you won't believe the perks they get |
(60)
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| (Alameda Times-Star) |
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There is a better reason to teach your infant child sign language other than how cute he looks when giving someone the finger |
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When planning a fireworks show, low bids are more important than safety |
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| (Some Gnomeless Guy) |
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Man sets up website to find missing lawn gnome. Drew's gnome still missing |
(57)
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| (View Askew) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Watch an unfilmed scene for Kevin Smith's Dogma, now in flash. |
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| (Salem, OR Statesman Journal) |
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Fark credited with making Mitchell Russell Bickford's mugshot the Oregon Statesman Journal's second most clicked-on story of 2003 |
(31)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Weeners]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/weeners.gif) |
Hot men for the Farkettes to oogle over. Safe for work |
(41)
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2003 Top Ten Questions at Ask Yahoo. |
(114)
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"It is our right as Americans to sleep with two girls at the same time" |
(90)
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600 lawyers sign up to defend Saddam Hussein. Snakes surrender |
(83)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Strange]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/strange.gif) |
Springfield decides to exterminate 80,000 strong muder of crows. Take that East St. Louis |
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![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Kadosho's Top 10 Games of 2003. |
(83)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Scary]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/scary.gif) |
Just in case you're in need of your very own Mormon, there's now a form to request an official visit |
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If Steven Hawking ever dies, should we rename ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease) after him? |
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Man who wanted carpet installed fast shocked by responses to his "3-hour quickie" advertisement |
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![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Honda Accord ad required 606 takes and never used computer-generated images, which is unbelievable after you see the commercial |
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Family discovers father's embalmed head kept in shed for 11 years |
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George Steinbrenner collapses at a funeral but is in good condition. |
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
Photoshop what's happening to all our Mars probes. Link goes to the ESA's recent failure |
(93)
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Monk thinks that setting himself on fire will solve problems in his homeland |
(58)
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China plans to launch research satellite. Pay no attention to gigantic laser beam pointed at Washington |
(38)
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What do you want on your tombstone? |
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Residents say their Habitat for Humanity subdivision is "ghetto." Jimmy Carter surrenders |
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Retired man plonks down $104 at newsstand, says "Gimme lottery tickets" just as taxi slams into kiosk |
(76)
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![[Strange]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/strange.gif) |
Apparently backyard sheds not qualifying as medical research facilities anymore |
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![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Swap on, Wayne. Swap on, Garth. Federal court rules RIAA subpoenas illegal |
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Wackos respond to article about paranomal pets |
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Raw Spirit: In search of the perfect dram, a whisky travelogue |
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Cities nationwide seeking to ban devices that can change traffic lights. Get one here while they're still legal |
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Hasta la vista inmates. Da Governator to push for shorter sentencing to save money |
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Resume of Peter North |
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Photshop these intrepid CalTrans rustbusters |
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| (Some Guy) |
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17 things to not do while watching "Return of the King" |
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Major 7.0 earthquake rattles island of New Caledonia |
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![[Boobies]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/boobies.gif) |
It's that time again, the girl or the cars? not safe for work |
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![[News]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/news.gif) |
attempt to blow up British Airways flight thwarted |
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Frenzied farkers cant stop submitting articles about mad cows invading from Canada |
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![[AudioEdit]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/topics/audioedit.gif) |
Make your own "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance" Geico commercial |
(17)
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Actor Russell Crowe apparently not mechanically inclined |
(75)
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Man drinks 15 litres of milkshake in more than three hours for charity |
(80)
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![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Ever look at an expensive painting and think that any 10 year old could do that? Here's proof |
(86)
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![[Hero]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/hero.gif) |
Nashville native sharpshooter is credited with eight confirmed kills and two ''probables'', fulfilling ambition inspired by experiences, stories from boyhood |
(∞)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
Theme: Photoshop some juggling. Link goes to GIS for cat juggling |
(63)
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| (Some Iowa Guy) |
![[PSA]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/psa.gif) |
U.S. Loses 90 Percent of Beef Exports, beefs back on the menu boys. |
(148)
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| (Omaha World-Herald) |
![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Two Wal-Mart clerks arrested and fired after intentionally and repeatedly smashing carts into parked police cruiser |
(169)
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| (BellSouth) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
BellSouth getting out of the payphone business, selling huge stock of refurbished working payphones to the public. (Payphones don't actually require a quarter to operate but your friends don't know that) |
(78)
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![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Man gets attacked by python. Man survives. News article features picture of Britney |
(56)
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| (galvestoncountydailynews.com) |
![[Weird]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/weird.gif) |
Police stumble upon the results of a wacky, LSD-fueled beach party |
(97)
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| (Some Guyette) |
![[Weeners]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/weeners.gif) |
Going clubbin' in Florida? Shop Miguels. |
(44)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Sad]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/sad.gif) |
Dog saves child by taking on rattlesnake. Your dog doesn't want snake |
(70)
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The beer wenches are back, and they're spectacular. (pic) |
(45)
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| (Grand Forks Herald) |
![[Strange]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/strange.gif) |
How to drive a air boat over ice |
(30)
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![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
USA to "devour" unique Russian "UFOs" |
(29)
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![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
Terrorists with Guitars on Trial |
(60)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Boobies]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/boobies.gif) |
The girls or the car? not safe for work |
(101)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Weeners]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/weeners.gif) |
Tarzan for the ladies. SFW |
(32)
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| (Amazon) |
![[Stupid]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/stupid.gif) |
Bon Jovi can't leave well enough alone. Releases acoustic recordings of his greatest hits. |
(67)
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| (Grand Forks Herald) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Unlike in the movies, tarot cards cannot predict the future |
(129)
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![[Florida]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/florida.gif) |
Police shoot man at court "he was charging right at me" |
(55)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Silly]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/silly.gif) |
Bacardi's Website hacked -- RED RUM. |
(108)
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![[The Sun]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/sun.gif) |
![[Spiffy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/spiffy.gif) |
Young workers spending their money on booze instead of savings |
(36)
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![[Google]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/google.gif) |
![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
Photoshop this lick down |
(95)
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| (ny daily news) |
![[Unlikely]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif) |
Taken as a whole, Paris Hilton's youthful antics might be good business for the hotel chain. |
(48)
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![[Newsday]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/newsday.gif) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Tank versus mini-van. Place your bets |
(65)
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![[Yahoo]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/yahoonews.gif) |
![[Misc]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/misc.gif) |
Frontier Airlines flight from Denver to Minneapolis evacuated and searched |
(38)
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![[Google]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/google.gif) |
![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
Photoshop this grate picture |
(96)
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![[CNN]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/cnn.gif) |
![[Scary]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/scary.gif) |
U.S. wants to speak with 13 passengers who didn't show up for Air France flights. The 13 are on U.S. terrorist watch lists, one has a pilots license, all hate America |
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| (CaledonianRecord) |
![[Strange]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/strange.gif) |
Man showing displeasure at being pummeled with snowballs found unconscious in middle of street |
(51)
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![[Google]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/google.gif) |
![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
Photoshop these house movers |
(118)
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| (TheHawaiiChannel.com (THC)) |
![[Sad]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/sad.gif) |
Humpback whale lays the mother of all smackdowns on whale-watching boat. Hilarity does not ensue. |
(180)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Misc]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/misc.gif) |
Mythic Software sues Microsoft for trademark infringement. Gates counters that selling crappy software is a Microsoft trademark |
(77)
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![[BostonGlobe]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/bostonglobe.gif) |
![[Asinine]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif) |
Officials crack down on seniors' $4 bridge prize |
(68)
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| (Radio Nederland) |
![[Spiffy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/spiffy.gif) |
Dutch develope new cars/busses that are 50 percent more efficient and operate in whisper mode. Oil industry shakes fist in impotent rage |
(139)
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| (Some drunken farker) |
![[Followup]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/followup.gif) |
Calgary Fark Party, January 23 at Bottlescrew Bill's. Any objections from those interested? (Link goes to GIS for "Fark party") |
(34)
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| (Link goes nowhere) |
![[AudioEdit]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/topics/audioedit.gif) |
Theme: "We interrupt this program to bring you..." |
(27)
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![[Wired]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/wired.gif) |
![[Unlikely]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif) |
"They (Americans) should prepare... their coffins, hospitals and graves. The coming days will be full of surprises and great events which will make them a historic example" |
(∞)
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| (Des Moines Register) |
![[Asinine]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif) |
Idiot slips on grape in supermarket. Sues for $82,000 and gets about half of it. Must have been one of those new banana-peel grapes... |
(56)
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| (washtimes.com) |
![[PSA]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/psa.gif) |
Howard Dean presents his "Jesus strategy." Reaching for Straws the Game revived for 2004 |
(382)
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![[Scary]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/scary.gif) |
Before trying to jump spikey fence, make sure you can clear it |
(80)
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![[BBC]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Next time you speak with Indian tech support, you could be talking to a king |
(67)
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![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Reputed NY mobster shoots man for heckling singer |
(57)
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![[The Sun]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/sun.gif) |
![[Unlikely]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif) |
Michael Jackson gets married. To a woman. The Sun is there |
(125)
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| (North Devon Journal) |
![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
The search is on again for the elusive Beast of Exmoor |
(65)
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| (ShopCat) |
![[Spiffy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/spiffy.gif) |
Life is short -- pet hard. A guide to working cats |
(44)
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| (Deputy Fife) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Hey Barney, don't forget your bullet |
(21)
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| (Omaha World-Herald) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Ugly-ass tiger triplets born at Henry Doorly Zoo. With hilarious pic of Roy Horn's future tormentor |
(47)
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![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
Technology has brought us the "I'll Bet You're a Drunken Bastard Mobile" |
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Cat who escaped pet-crate at airport found -- two months later |
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| (Empire Online) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Natalie Portman ready to work on Leon 2 after finishing Lucas crapfest (not her exact words) |
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![[Yahoo]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/yahoonews.gif) |
![[Advice]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/advice.gif) |
When trying to woo back a woman, shooting yourself in the groin is not the way to go about it |
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| (CitizenOnline) |
![[Spiffy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/spiffy.gif) |
Having discarded beer bottles laying in your yard is an important safety tool against muggers |
(37)
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![[Survey]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/survey.gif) |
Firefighters battle blaze at cigarette plant, awaiting arrival of 50-ton ashtray -- my tagline sucks, suggest your own, voting thingee enabled |
(100)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Cool text-based game. Addiction level: 10. Referred by: Ivhunter |
(88)
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| (NY Daily News) |
![[PSA]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/psa.gif) |
Bartenders recommend moderation but offer these hangover cures "if moderation eludes you" |
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| (Catholic Exchange) |
![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
A Catholic review of LOTR: ROTK |
(270)
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![[AP]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/ap.gif) |
![[NewsFlash]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/newsflash.gif) |
Death toll could reach 10,000 for earthquake in southeastern Iran |
(460)
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![[Strange]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/strange.gif) |
Cow busts out of pasture, beelines it to interstate, hits car causing three-car pile up. Must have been a VERY mad cow. (Cars' occupants a little pissed, too) |
(16)
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![[Local6]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/local6.gif) |
![[Florida]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/florida.gif) |
"Merry Christmas honey. I loaded the car with flammable liquids and crashed it into your parents' house" |
(50)
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![[Yahoo]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/yahoonews.gif) |
![[Asinine]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif) |
Two-year-old "model" sues city after cutting his head at a playground. Parental responsibility surrenders |
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Down the chimney he fell: Naked burglar gets stuck |
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Today's Walmart story brought to you by a baseball bat, long lines and ignorant people |
(182)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
Photoshop an invention that would make you millions. Link goes to a beer hat |
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| (diepunyhumans.com) |
![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
Photoshop this pic of a solider petting a kitty. Awwwwwww |
(138)
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![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Peyton Manning drops pants, moons trainer, writes book, gets sued, settles case, releases news through his daddy on Dec. 24, just in time for no one to notice today |
(49)
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![[Reuters]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/reuters.gif) |
![[Followup]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/followup.gif) |
Earth to Beagle... Earth to Beagle... Hellooooooo? |
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| (Online Athens) |
![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
From the Georgia fratboy handbook: Shoot possibly rabid raccoons, then cook and eat them |
(60)
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![[Google]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/google.gif) |
![[AudioEdit]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/topics/audioedit.gif) |
AudioEdit the song you'll be singing at midnight on New Year's Eve. Link is to GIS for "drunken stupor" |
(35)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Survey]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/survey.gif) |
What was the best present you got this morning? The worst? (voting enabled) |
(∞)
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![[Snopes]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/snopes.gif) |
![[Spiffy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/spiffy.gif) |
German and British soldiers exchanged gifts and played soccer during an impromptu WW1 Christmas truce |
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Stowaway man found dead in airplane wheel well |
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![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Can pickles and pirates replace Santa? |
(44)
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![[Sick]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/sick.gif) |
Today's Christmas penis-cutting story brought to you courtesy of Indonesia |
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Boobies]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/boobies.gif) |
Crista Nicole -- not safe for work |
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![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
Photoshop this anti-obesity billboard |
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![[Stupid]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/stupid.gif) |
Dick Cheney christmas card message implies God wants an American Empire |
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Mom, Dad, I'm not really dead |
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![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Jewish group upset and considering legal action over Mormon Church's penchant for posthumously baptising Jews |
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![[Strange]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/strange.gif) |
Turducken. The other meat |
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| (The Australian) |
![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
The legend of the Min Min light -- is it "fata morgana," or "an emu running around with a torch up its arse?" |
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![[BBC]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif) |
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At least three die in Tel Aviv suicide bombing |
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Beirut-bound Boeing blows up by Benin |
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![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
Attorneys call Indiana Bureau of Motor Vehicles a hotbed of fraud |
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![[Florida]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/florida.gif) |
Thief who swallowed diamond ring gives up pricey poop |
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![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Germany's top-selling newspaper has published nothing but good news for Christmas |
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| (Bored Farker) |
![[Survey]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/survey.gif) |
For the stuck-at-work Farkers. What are you doing to pass the time and make your Christmas day at work a little more fun? With voting |
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![[News24]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/news24.gif) |
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No signal received yet from Mars Beagle 2 probe, space scientists will have to wait until 22:00 (GMT) on Thursday night to confirm |
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![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
Do the red stripes on candy canes represent the suffering of Jesus? |
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Boobies]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/boobies.gif) |
Because Jennifer looks good in a bikini. Safe for work |
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| (The Post) |
![[Sappy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/sappy.gif) |
Things that poor kids give their grade-school teachers for Christmas |
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![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Colorado still suffering from eBay addiction, now selling entire college campus in Vail |
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Survey]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/survey.gif) |
What did Santa get you? |
(331)
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![[NewsFlash]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/newsflash.gif) |
Second attempt on Pakistan's president fails. Third time reported to be "a charm" |
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| (Some Evercrackhead) |
![[Asinine]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif) |
Official electronic exchange opens for MMORPG currency. Apocalypse in 3, 2, 1... |
(53)
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![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
Photoshop some guy filling a crack |
(87)
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![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
"We're going to release about 1000 totally random people on the ice during a major game, and not even bother to check and see if some are actually wearing the jersey for our biggest rival. What could go wrong?" |
(44)
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![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
"Naked elves" spreading holiday cheer |
(22)
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![[Sappy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/sappy.gif) |
Merry Christmas everyone! |
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![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Georgia wires $1.65 million for 100,000 flu shots that never showed up. That's what they get for ordering them from a Nigerian pharmacy |
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| (Some Sim) |
![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
Photoshop a new The Sims expansion pack. Link goes to newest one |
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![[BBC]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
The Beagle has landed |
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| (Market Watch) |
![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
Top 10 most overpaid jobs. George Bush announces plans to liberate CBS MarketWatch |
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Trolling For Taillights |
(48)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Breakout the donut pillows -- ROTK:EE might be five hours long |
(121)
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![[Yahoo]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/yahoonews.gif) |
![[Hero]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/hero.gif) |
David Letterman brings laughs, Paul and Biff on surprise Christmas Eve visit to troops in Baghdad |
(98)
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![[Boobies]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/boobies.gif) |
Playmates undress each other under a Christmas tree (not safe for work) |
(40)
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![[Silly]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/silly.gif) |
Christmas in the Matrix |
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![[Misc]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/misc.gif) |
Scientists perfect the cracker pull. People unfamiliar with the cracker pull will just have to figure this out by themselves |
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
Four out of five women break into a sweat when parking a car |
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![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Top 10 celebrity dumbasses of 2003 |
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| (Santas helper) |
![[Weeners]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/weeners.gif) |
Beautiful men. not safe for work. Happy Holidays. |
(45)
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![[BBC]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
I saw a turtle |
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| (Fibber McGee) |
![[AudioEdit]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/topics/audioedit.gif) |
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of Farkers? Create an old-timey radio play segment |
(27)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Cheeses and quotes to inspire creative thinking. Example: "The widespread belief that Yuppies as a class would perish from Brie-cheese poisoning turned out to be over-optimistic." (Newsweek, July 31 1995) |
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| (baverstock) |
![[Survey]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/survey.gif) |
What was your favorite pinball machine? Link goes to Xenon |
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![[CNN]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/cnn.gif) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Ten technologies to watch in 2004 |
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| (Some Hannity) |
![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
Radio host Sean Hannity has a new book coming out, but the cover could use some work |
(144)
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![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Top websites of the year... Sadly, Fark left off list |
(78)
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![[BBC]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif) |
![[Scary]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/scary.gif) |
High-tech jobs are no defense against being eaten by a leopard |
(51)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Advice]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/advice.gif) |
Game theory as applied to women |
(91)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Japanese cyclist flies Harley-Davidson flag at summit of Mt. Everest. (With pic) |
(57)
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![[ABC News]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/abcnews.gif) |
![[Weeners]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/weeners.gif) |
Ladies: The Saharan male beauty contest |
(35)
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![[CNN]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/cnn.gif) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
California quakes causes mountains everywhere to grow as much as a foot taller. Seismologists explore midget-porn connection |
(28)
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| (KCBD) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Bobby Knight advises media what they can do to themselves |
(46)
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![[NewsFlash]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/newsflash.gif) |
Air France cancels three flights to the U.S. for "security concerns." France surrenders |
(277)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Boobies]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/boobies.gif) |
The Japanese have invented the Britney Love Doll. Not safe for work |
(190)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Boobies]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/boobies.gif) |
Dailytopless is back |
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| (signonsandiego.com) |
![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
If you don't want to be mistaken for a pimp, don't change your name to Allmighty Supreme Mayo |
(46)
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| (News4Jax) |
![[PSA]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/psa.gif) |
If you have to beat up pelicans with a shovel, don't do it in front of witnesses |
(47)
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![[Reuters]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/reuters.gif) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Man commits suicide with cattle dip because of nagging wife |
(76)
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![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Dozens of old Christmas commercials up for download, and reviews of this year's wackiest holiday crap on X-E's Advent Calendar... |
(22)
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![[Unlikely]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif) |
New technology may get your tech-support questions answered while you're on hold |
(58)
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![[Strange]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/strange.gif) |
"Satan sucks" is the main message of the biker church |
(196)
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![[Reuters]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/reuters.gif) |
![[Weird]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/weird.gif) |
Hungry, hungry hippo attacks former Miss South Africa |
(80)
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![[Followup]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/followup.gif) |
Several countries ban U.S. beef imports because of mad-cow fears. Expect beef prices to plummet any day now |
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![[DenverChannel]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/denverchannel.gif) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Snowball fights get serious in Aspen. Serious enough that the cops are arresting people |
(61)
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![[Google]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/google.gif) |
![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
Photoshop inappropriate product placements into your favorite movie (link goes nowhere important) |
(224)
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![[Local6]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/local6.gif) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
"Blitzen" gets spooked, tackles TV reporter (with pic) |
(57)
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![[CNN]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/cnn.gif) |
![[Spiffy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/spiffy.gif) |
Jimi Hendrix action figure to be released. Deluxe version comes with kilo of coke and puddle of vomit |
(124)
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![[News.com.au]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/news.com.au.gif) |
![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Man volunteers to return wayward snake to woods, is not amused when snake begins to kill him |
(33)
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![[NCBuy]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/ncbuy.gif) |
![[Scary]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/scary.gif) |
Man calling himself "Sackie Gleason" dresses up own testicles and acts out Shakespeare, "Thelma & Louise" |
(45)
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![[NCBuy]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/ncbuy.gif) |
![[Ironic]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/ironic.gif) |
Pastor fighting porn with midgets |
(61)
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![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Joe Namath apologizes to Suzy Kolber, explains that he really wanted to kiss Joe Theisman |
(67)
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![[PSA]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/psa.gif) |
Have a fetish about groping asses on crowded trains? Never fear, Japan is here |
(42)
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![[The Sun]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/sun.gif) |
![[Scary]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/scary.gif) |
Man survives car crash, gets discharged from hospital only to go home and have gas heater explode in his face |
(29)
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![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Queen Elizabeth II loses prized corgi in dogfight. Queen bummed out, loses $50 |
(58)
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![[Sad]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/sad.gif) |
George Elliott, the guy whose warning about Pearl Harbor went unheeded, dies at 85. Mourners expected to miss wake by one hour |
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![[Seattle Times]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/seattletimes.gif) |
![[Spiffy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/spiffy.gif) |
New company allows paranoid parents to track kids through their cellphones |
(56)
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![[BBC]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif) |
![[Followup]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/followup.gif) |
New York grants Lenny Bruce posthumous pardon on obscenity charges |
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| (Boobies Fan) |
![[Boobies]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/boobies.gif) |
Nudes HQ gallery |
(85)
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![[Sappy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/sappy.gif) |
Nevada man has his songwriting dreams come true after renting a billboard on a dusty stretch of road outside of Las Vegas in hopes Celine Dion would see it and contact him |
(66)
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![[Google]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/google.gif) |
![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
Theme: Sorry about that (link goes to GIS for "sorry") |
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To read articles, click the icon left of the entry. Rinse. Repeat. Wipe hands on pants.
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Hero]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/hero.gif) |
Asshat steals extremely valuable cards. Owner's insurance covers theft but owner offers exorbitant bounty just to spite the thief and guarantee he can't sell them |
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| (Recoil Magazine) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Call your radio stations. Metallica is no longer mandatory |
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| (Counterpunch.org) |
![[Asinine]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif) |
Jesus dug the Grand Canyon, says dingbat. Bush Administration agrees |
(358)
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![[CarConnection]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/carconnection.gif) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
First look: New 400hp Corvette, Mustang, mini-Saab, BMW 6 convertible and more from Detroit, LA auto shows |
(163)
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![[Reuters]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/reuters.gif) |
![[PSA]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/psa.gif) |
"Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic" named game of the year |
(170)
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![[Wired]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/wired.gif) |
![[PSA]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/psa.gif) |
What gamers want, year in review |
(89)
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![[AZCentral]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/azcentral.gif) |
![[Spiffy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/spiffy.gif) |
Couple given misdemeanor citation after trying to save movie seats |
(98)
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![[The Onion]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/theonion.gif) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
The least essential albums of 2003 |
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![[SFGate]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/sfgate.gif) |
![[Asinine]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif) |
Federal authorities will not authorize states to buy prescription drugs from Canada. Like the good guardian they are, their reasoning is "because I said so" |
(121)
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![[The Sun]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/sun.gif) |
![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Idiots spend fortune on Christmas lights so their house will be visible from space, and it probably won't be |
(66)
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![[Yahoo]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/yahoonews.gif) |
![[Asinine]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif) |
After successfully coercing Libya to drop nuclear-weapons program, U.S. pushes forward with new nuclear-weapon development |
(199)
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![[RedNova]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/rednova.gif) |
![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
Tech IPOs will be back with a vengeance in 2004. Whiny tech CEOs expected to follow shortly thereafter |
(27)
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![[Hero]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/hero.gif) |
Judge orders National Park Service to revive plan scrapped by the Bush administration to ban snowmobiles from Yellowstone National Park |
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![[smh.com.au]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/smh.com.au.gif) |
![[Spiffy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/spiffy.gif) |
Entry fee for great 600-meter dog paddle is longneck bottle of beer and can of dog food |
(12)
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![[Click On Detroit]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/clickondetroit.gif) |
![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Dog bumps into candle, starts fire. Owner doesn't help matters by kicking candle into Christmas tree |
(24)
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![[Komo]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/komo.gif) |
![[Followup]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/followup.gif) |
There should also be an Asinine Quote tag. WA Agriculture Secretary on Mad Cow: "This incident is not terrorist-related. I cannot stress this point strongly enough." |
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![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
The price of vanilla mysteriously skyrockets. The price of Vanilla Ice's used CDs mysteriously unaffected |
(62)
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| (NBC) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Ben Affleck's love for the Yankees shines: "I would rather say the lines, 'I worship you, Satan,' than say my favorite baseball team is the New York Yankees" |
(94)
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![[Boobies]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/boobies.gif) |
Twelve honeys of Christmas (probably not safe for work) |
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| (Some AudioEditor) |
![[AudioEdit]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/topics/audioedit.gif) |
"Interview" someone through skillful AudioEditing. Link goes to a metric buttload of famous speeches |
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| (Omaha World-Herald) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Elderly Nebraskan woman credits reaching 100 to "being ornery" |
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![[Reuters]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/reuters.gif) |
![[NewsFlash]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/newsflash.gif) |
Mad cow disease found in Washington State. Cost of lattes skyrockets |
(285)
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![[CBS News]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/cbs.gif) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
A toilet seat for Christmas? One husband thinks it's the gift that keeps giving. His wife begs to disagree. Somehow this all makes it into the national news |
(52)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Survey]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/survey.gif) |
Does anyone know WHY the U.S. won't sign a nonaggression treaty with North Korea? No news sources seem to explain this. Link goes to a monkey typing |
(260)
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| (Channel3000.com) |
![[Spiffy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/spiffy.gif) |
Pataki posthumously pardons Lenny Bruce. Lenny: "You're go**amn f**king right I'm pardoned" |
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![[Google]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/google.gif) |
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A Fark holiday classic: Photoshop what would happen if Santa got drunk on Christmas eve |
(81)
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![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Beer thief returns case of beer bottles filled with water, exchanges it for real beer |
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| (Pittsburgh Trib) |
![[Asinine]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif) |
Cop finds van with 13 illegal aliens. Feds tell him to let 'em go. "Obviously, the federal government feels these guys are legal illegal aliens," cop says |
(78)
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Former Nebraska football player acquitted of burglary charges after spending six months in jail because he didn't want to raise bail |
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![[CNN]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/cnn.gif) |
![[NewsFlash]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/newsflash.gif) |
Asshat sniper Malvo gets life in prison |
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![[Weird]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/weird.gif) |
To survive Boxing Day sales, shop like a commando, including dropping your pants to create a diversion |
(28)
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![[Strange]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/strange.gif) |
Nation of Islam member Michael Jackson gets some "old tyme" religion from Minister Darrel Strawberry. Scientologists still trying to figure out how they lost him |
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| (sunherald.com) |
![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Superman arrested for bank robbery |
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![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Trucker gets bored, makes 3,500 obscene phone calls. Huge phone bill, jail ensues |
(27)
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![[News.com.au]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/news.com.au.gif) |
![[Spiffy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/spiffy.gif) |
Man with a yen for giving throws one million from an observation tower over Tokyo |
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![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Teen sleep-over ends as they generally do -- in gunfire |
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![[Reuters]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/reuters.gif) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Loose screw halts nuclear-power station. Plant officials going nuts, plan on getting hammered |
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| (BadJocks.com) |
![[Unlikely]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif) |
Popular Norwegian women's handball team poses for nudie calendar, expects school kids to sell it as fundraiser |
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| (theaustralian) |
![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your boobs, do not show him your boobs. This is a scam -- he only wants to see your boobs |
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| (Connecticut Post) |
![[Unlikely]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif) |
Fresh from her wildly popular appearance on a refrigerator in Texas, an image of Virgin Mary appears on ceiling of church in Bridgeport |
(59)
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![[Yahoo]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/yahoonews.gif) |
![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
Spain holds annual $2.2 BILLION lottery. Powerball sucks |
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![[CNN]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/cnn.gif) |
![[Followup]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/followup.gif) |
Ozzy released from intensive care, says, "Mewet doobin makklin, blimpher." Jack too stoned for comment |
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![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Man upset that lottery officials won't take him at his word about having lost the winning lottery ticket. Sues to collect |
(49)
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![[Guardian.com]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/guardian.gif) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Britain on high terror alert. In unrelated news, duct-tape prices in London soar |
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| (Q) |
![[Unlikely]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif) |
Holding hands and cuddling are more preferable than sex to the average American guy. Stop laughing |
(144)
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![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Brooklyn cop is being investigated for Internet postings in which he brags about beating suspects, writing phony tickets and ignoring calls to his precinct |
(52)
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![[Space]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/space.gif) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Top astronomy images of 2003 |
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![[IndyStar]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/indystar.gif) |
![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
If you're a right-wing militia member planning to attend a campus protest as a murder alibi, go to the right campus |
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![[Nettavisen]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/nett.gif) |
![[Scary]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/scary.gif) |
Turns out "So I Married an Axe Murderer" is a true story |
(81)
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![[IOL]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/iol.gif) |
![[Strange]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/strange.gif) |
Enterprising German strikes deal to buy 100 tons of soiled incontinence diapers to use as alternative power source |
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![[Newsday]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/newsday.gif) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Houston magazine raves about this year's Super Bowl in Reliant Stadium. Pictures of the Astrodome accompany the article |
(83)
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![[ESPN]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/espn2.gif) |
![[Sick]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/sick.gif) |
Georgia fans, with the help of a "little alcohol," like to pee on people |
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| (WKYC-TV) |
![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
Dropped change -- $7,000 of it -- gathered from beneath rides at amusement park in one year |
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Advice]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/advice.gif) |
With lots of downtime over the holidays, please suggest best web-based free games sites for Farkers to play (link goes to sports games -- golf is nice) |
(169)
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![[Yahoo]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/yahoonews.gif) |
![[Sad]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/sad.gif) |
Bitter old CT man takes down his brightly lit Christmas display after 35 years because no one has any Christmas spirit left |
(99)
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![[DenverChannel]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/denverchannel.gif) |
![[PSA]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/psa.gif) |
Whatever you do, don't get in your car today. Avoid certain death and stay inside |
(50)
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| (Trek Today) |
![[Strange]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/strange.gif) |
William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy to do Priceline commercial together |
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| (News4Jax.com) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Somewhere, the burglar from "Cheap Butts & Suds" is scratching, scratching, scratching away. Beware anyone in Clay County who asks you to turn in their lottery tickets for them |
(22)
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| (Clarion Ledger) |
![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Guy robs bank, then goes to Krystal for breakfast. Off-duty cop follows him the whole way |
(38)
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![[IOL]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/iol.gif) |
![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Construction worker, electrocuted urinating on a power transformer, has his injury claim thrown out of court |
(57)
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Man sells stock, gets second mortgage, hocks two cars to raise $300,000 for Nigerian email scam |
(222)
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![[Unlikely]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif) |
Canadian general hopes the capture of Saddam Hussein will allow the world to refocus on rebuilding Afghanistan. Asks reporters, "What are you laughing at?" |
(331)
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![[Yahoo]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/yahoonews.gif) |
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Florida workers allowed three earrings per lobe, nipple or scrotum ring, not both |
(130)
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![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Holiday Rom Hack Review -- "Super Mario Bros. 2 Christmas Edition" (w/ download) |
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| (New Haven Register) |
![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Gonna grow $4 million of pot? You might not want to set up shop across the street from the police station |
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| (New Haven Register) |
![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Bridezilla busted again. Hopes for frequent-arrest discount on bail |
(134)
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![[News.com.au]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/news.com.au.gif) |
![[Weird]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/weird.gif) |
Thousands of Chinese workers to sign a contract promising not to have sex with Israelis |
(227)
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![[News.com.au]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/news.com.au.gif) |
![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
Photoshop theme: Frankenpets -- make pets better through useful modifications |
(113)
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![[AJC]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/ajc.gif) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Mars preparing for onslaught of probes that will get stuck on median with the blinker on |
(59)
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| (TownTalk) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Side Effect of Getting Plastered, #35: Not noticing the gunshot wound for ten hours |
(26)
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![[Yahoo]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/yahoonews.gif) |
![[Unlikely]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif) |
Alf to return to TV after petition to bring him back gathers 7,385 signatures |
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| (Fast Company) |
![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
7.5 cents of every dollar spent in the U.S. goes to Wal-Mart |
(237)
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![[Yahoo]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/yahoonews.gif) |
![[Stupid]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/stupid.gif) |
Scientists can now clone a deer. Because Lord knows we need more deer |
(87)
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| (Time Magazine) |
![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
Photoshop this year's Time Person of the Year candidates |
(151)
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| (DecaturDaily) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Convicted robber sings hymn during sentencing. Judge takes note of beautiful song, good attitude, then tosses him in the can for 12 years |
(33)
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![[BBC]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Scientists have created "anti-bubbles" in beer. Here comes the science, including how to make your very own |
(73)
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![[CNN]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/cnn.gif) |
![[Hero]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/hero.gif) |
Christina Aguilera, former abuse victim, donates $200K to women's shelter |
(229)
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![[ESPN]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/espn2.gif) |
![[Hero]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/hero.gif) |
In a tribute to his dad, Brett Favre has one of the best games of his career |
(218)
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![[C|Net]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/cnet.gif) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Sony's new version of robot dog will connect to wireless Internet, download porn and hump your leg. Also wants steak |
(52)
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To read articles, click the icon left of the entry. Rinse. Repeat. Wipe hands on pants.
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Strange]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/strange.gif) |
Teach your dog to sing Jingle Bells. Your diva wants steak |
(33)
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![[The Sun]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/sun.gif) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Hugh Grant forced to flee Bangkok bar with hands over crotch after rampaging hookers try to grab his schlong |
(64)
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![[BayArea.com]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/bayarea.gif) |
![[Scary]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/scary.gif) |
Where sex offenders live and why you don't know |
(112)
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| (WBZ 4) |
![[Asinine]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif) |
Three indicted in chicken-farking scheme |
(51)
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| (The Times of India) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Porn fuels Kenya's Internet boom |
(40)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[AudioEdit]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/topics/audioedit.gif) |
AudioEdit theme: Conversations likely to be heard on New Year's Eve 3004 |
(19)
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![[Yahoo]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/yahoonews.gif) |
![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
District attorney hates to pick juries during holidays, because everyone's in too good a mood. Favorite time: Tax season |
(63)
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| (CMAJ) |
![[Strange]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/strange.gif) |
Head injuries in nursery rhymes: Evidence of a dangerous subtext in children's literature. Jack and Jill should have worn helmets |
(48)
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![[Miami Herald]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/miamiherald.gif) |
![[Sad]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/sad.gif) |
Inventor of Sea Monkeys died... maybe... get the magnifying glass |
(77)
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![[BBC]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Bizarre accidents injure thousands of Britons. Authorities blame carelessness |
(45)
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![[WFTV]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/wftv.gif) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
If you attack a cop with a rock, prepare to be shot and killed |
(152)
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![[Netscape]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/netscape.gif) |
![[Stupid]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/stupid.gif) |
Hef abuses his monkey on TV, PETA outraged |
(122)
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| (ksdk.com) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Fire chief goes out on a limb and calls seven fires within three blocks "suspicious" |
(19)
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![[The Onion]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/theonion.gif) |
![[Satire]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/satire.gif) |
Feds uncover Secret Santa ring. Believed to be largest bust in U.S. history |
(32)
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| (NY Daily News) |
![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
Princess Diana may have died pregnant |
(134)
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![[RedNova]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/rednova.gif) |
![[Spiffy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/spiffy.gif) |
Pay $40 million to have sex in space. Only high-end prostitutes available |
(63)
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| (NBC) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
In an attempt to revive his career, Dennis Rodman signs with ABA team Long Beach Jam |
(29)
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| (Lycos) |
![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
Photoshop Kobe Bryant, celebrating a buzzer-beater |
(141)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Survey]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/survey.gif) |
Remind an "invincible" farker of his mortality, share your brushes with death |
(too many)
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![[Cleveland]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/cleveland.gif) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Lawmakers shocked that deregulation of electric companies hasn't lowered consumer prices. But the companies have made more money |
(41)
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![[AP]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/ap.gif) |
![[Weird]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/weird.gif) |
Tracker the Cat probably lost one or two lives riding 150 miles under the car's hood |
(46)
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![[smh.com.au]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/smh.com.au.gif) |
![[Spiffy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/spiffy.gif) |
A Christmas collection of strange stories. Note how many involve alcohol |
(58)
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![[AP]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/ap.gif) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Czech labor unions ask for workers' comp for employees traumatized by constant Christmas carols |
(40)
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| (KSN TV) |
![[Weird]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/weird.gif) |
"When we got up there, it was obvious she hit something bigger than a cow" |
(36)
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![[IOL]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/iol.gif) |
![[PSA]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/psa.gif) |
Refrigerators may be to blame for rise of painful inflammatory bowel condition |
(52)
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| (GulfNews.com) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
U.S. troops torturing Middle Eastern terrorist suspects with rap music |
(288)
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| (NBC) |
![[Sad]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/sad.gif) |
Three men -- armed with guns, red eyes and smelling of Cheetos and Ho-Hos -- rob medical marijuana clinic during power outage |
(120)
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![[BBC]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Scandal rocks Scotland when it's learned that some doctors write sick notes for people who could be working |
(35)
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![[Sports by Brooks]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/sbb.gif) |
![[Video]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/video.gif) |
Video of ESPN interview featuring a drunken Joe Namath offering Suzy Kolber a kiss |
(116)
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![[Google]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/google.gif) |
![[Followup]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/followup.gif) |
Post your experiences from today's earthquake here |
(269)
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| (Football365) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Police search for Maradona's penis |
(56)
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| (Some Cheap Santa) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
New York Islanders to admit anyone dressed as Santa in free and allow them on ice at intermission. No predicted change in number of bozos in stands |
(52)
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![[Local6]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/local6.gif) |
![[Florida]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/florida.gif) |
Feces roasting on an open fire / Jack Frost nipping at your nose |
(81)
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![[NYPost]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/nypost.gif) |
![[Unlikely]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif) |
Administrators feel the solution to NYC school problems is improved bulletin boards |
(42)
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![[Detroit News]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/detnews.gif) |
![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
Prisoner A: "What are you in here for?" Prisoner B: "I murdered my parents. And you?" A: "I released a bighead carp into a lake in Michigan" |
(77)
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| (USGS.GOV) |
![[NewsFlash]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/newsflash.gif) |
California has 6.5 earthquake -- citizens yawn, go back to dreary lives |
(360)
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![[Reuters]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/reuters.gif) |
![[Weird]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/weird.gif) |
In dispute with wife, man chops off his own testicle, walks to police station naked. In other news, new Law & Order series being planned |
(54)
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| (The Post) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Minnesota solves its homeless problem by bussing them to Colorado |
(93)
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| (China Daily) |
![[Interesting]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif) |
Paleolithic porn found in China. "Trog would hit it" scratched underneath |
(66)
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![[C|Net]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/cnet.gif) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
SCO Group loses money with their new business plan of suing everybody and creating nothing |
(62)
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| (Newsfilter.org) |
![[Boobies]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/boobies.gif) |
Can't get enough of Jennifer Connelly (not safe for work) |
(139)
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![[Reuters]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/reuters.gif) |
![[Weird]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/weird.gif) |
Fifty tons of bananas wash ashore on Lithuania |
(62)
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![[BBC]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Scientists say marriage is good for women and bad for men. Still no cure for cancer |
(207)
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![[Canoe]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/canoe.gif) |
![[Stupid]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/stupid.gif) |
North-South debate rages over origins of Jingle Bells and whether Batman smells |
(57)
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![[TechTV]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/techtv.gif) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Drew Curtis and Wil Wheaton to appear on Unscrewed tomorrow night, December 23rd |
(89)
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| (KPIX) |
![[Stupid]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/stupid.gif) |
California uber alles: Jerry Brown suggests "unhealthy behavior" tax |
(177)
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| (LJWorld.com) |
![[Followup]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/followup.gif) |
Somethingawful.com is still taking donations for armor -- currently less than $3,000 from their marker |
(55)
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![[The Smoking Gun]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/thesmokinggun.gif) |
![[Spiffy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/spiffy.gif) |
Ten new mugshots for Xmas |
(135)
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| (nbc10.com) |
![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Man attempting to board plane "forgets" he has razor blade, hacksaw blade in shoe |
(61)
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![[Austin]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/austin360.gif) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
Police in Mexico throw hands in the air, plan to give drunk drivers a break on Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve |
(62)
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![[MDN]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/mainichi.gif) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Top 10 wacky Japanese stories of 2003. Number 10: Japanese sex jaunt sparks Chinese fury |
(52)
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![[RedNova]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/rednova.gif) |
![[Spiffy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/spiffy.gif) |
European telescope photographs three beautiful galaxies (great pics) |
(57)
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![[AP]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/ap.gif) |
![[Spiffy]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/spiffy.gif) |
Arkansas prisoners get fresh fruit and $5 for Christmas |
(111)
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![[SacBee]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/sacbee.gif) |
![[Weird]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/weird.gif) |
125-year-old fruitcake to be guest on "Tonight Show." Will still be more interesting than Nipsey Russell |
(47)
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| (Some Guy) |
![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
Photoshop Hilarity Ensuing (link goes nowhere important) |
(87)
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| (The Australian) |
![[Ironic]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/ironic.gif) |
Seven-year-old girl dies, 60 children injured. Treated for fractures, bruises and seizures at Christmas toy giveaway in Honduras |
(70)
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![[New Scientist]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/newscientist.gif) |
![[Cool]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif) |
Coffee makes your sperm faster. Here comes the science |
(54)
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![[MDN]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/mainichi.gif) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Prank calls to Osaka police hit 490 a day |
(48)
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![[iFilm]](http://img.fark.com/images/2003/links/ifilm.gif) |
![[Boobies]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/boobies.gif) |
Playboy's Totally Busted: Are My Boobs Crooked? Like Candid Camera with boobs. Not safe for work |
(133)
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![[ABC News]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/abcnews.gif) |
![[Amusing]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif) |
Fishermen caught playing dress-up with Barbie doll, crustacean style |
(60)
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![[CNN]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/cnn.gif) |
![[Sad]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/sad.gif) |
Brett Favre's father dies |
(205)
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![[NCBuy]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/ncbuy.gif) |
![[Unlikely]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif) |
Keiko died of a broken heart, according to man who regularly communicated with him telepathically |
(43)
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| (The Daily Journal) |
![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Would-be robber breaks down and cries when clerk tells him "no" |
(39)
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![[AP]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/ap.gif) |
![[Obvious]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif) |
People are shopping. Next great media revelation: People are travelling |
(45)
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![[FARK]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/fark.gif) |
![[Followup]](http://img.fark.com/images/topics/followup.gif) |
Reminder: Memphis Fark party, 7pm tonight -- Blue Monkey on Madison. Be there or be talked about |
(42)
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![[Corporate Mofo]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/corporatemofo.gif) |
![[Advice]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/advice.gif) |
Impoverished for the holidays? Here's how to travel without credit cards |
(99)
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| (Some Philosopher) |
![[Photoshop]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif) |
"Confucious say man with paintbrush hold key to mind." Unlock your mind and photoshop your favorite "Confucious says..." Link goes to GS for "confucious says" |
(81)
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| (SignOn SanDiego) |
![[PSA]](http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/psa.gif) |
Fighting with someone and then shooting them in the buttocks will not convince them to let you stay the night |
(29)
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![[Yahoo]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/links/new/yahoonews.gif) |
![[Dumbass]](http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif) |
Not to be upstaged by Nicole Ritchie, Joe Namath declares his sexual intentions on camera. So much for getting older and wiser |
(171)
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