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Sun April 20, 2003: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
		Sosa beaned in head with fastball, helmet shatters. With pic	(8)
(Some Guy)		Episode three of everyone's favorite Halo sitcom is out	(15)
		"I'll be back", "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" top list of 'best parting shots' in cinema. Got a better one? (voting enabled)	(179)
		Hells Angels, Mongol bikers return to Nevada town for fun-filled week of happy family goodness	(22)
		Woman becomes suspicious when boyfriend won't answer door or telephone. Hilarity ensues	(87)
		Nicole Kidman sees the light and leaves Scientology	(176)
(Some Guy)		Football is the best sport ever. Soccer? Whatever (Fark Classic, not safe for work)	(81)
(Chicagosports.com)		Photoshop this dumbass who ran on the field at the Royals-White Sox game	(88)
		Pizza Hut, Burger King set up operations in Iraq. In other news Charmin futures up 300%	(62)
		Six U.S. congressmen live in a million-dollar townhouse owned by a secretive religious group. Rent? $600 a month	(126)
		Bon Jovi "gets better with age"	(84)
		What we can learn from Kuwaiti cereal boxes	(119)
		When you are wanted by the police, do not appear on any TV gameshows	(73)
		High Times explains origin, meaning of 420	(207)
		Senior citizen accidentally backs over 13 Jehovah's Witnesses	(191)
(Some Guy)		Photoshop what these geologists are really viewing	(131)
(myinky.com)		Pastor marooned on trash bin trying to recover discarded sermon	(41)
		Hear SbB Girl Maggie live on SbB Radio (Sunday, 4pm Pacific). Last week's interview with Drew now posted	(169)
(Some Guy)		Photoshop Farker GreaseMonkey busting some sweet skate tricks. Gnarly, dude	(136)
(Some guy at UNLV)		Final Fantasy the movie gets a traditional sequel	(222)
(Some Guy)		Police officers suspended after passing wind in woman's face	(96)
		The chic new beer among young adults? Pabst Blue Ribbon	(336)
(Click On Detroit)		Detroit landmarks defaced by turtles	(74)

Sat April 19, 2003: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
(MLB.com)		Instead of running onto field, fan hits Rangers' Carl Everett with cell phone	(133)
		New mobile phones will play voice messages from your friends instead of ringing	(62)
(enquirer.com)		Cincinnati needs ads for their "New Cincinnati" campaign. Give them a few ideas	(91)
		Tie up the neighborhood girls like a pony, or bowl with the French Navy in this review of a bizarre children's toy catalog	(104)
		Minister arrested for bank robbery. Jesus was his getaway driver	(55)
		Child prodigy who was solving math problems at 14 months to graduate college at age 13. Learned how to count to 21 hanging out with Michael Jackson	(312)
		A collection of rare "Girlie-Mag" covers from the 50s and 60s (safe for work)	(89)
		Court rules man must pay for ending marriage because of loud public abuse	(146)
(Delmarva Now)		Florida law prohibits having sexual relations with porcupines	(94)
		Exotic dance club at high school career fair; insists they were recruiting "bartender's assistants"	(61)
		Wife-subduing air raid siren confiscated	(60)
		Theme: How would you get rid of 30,000 diseased chickens? Link goes to one method	(163)
		Asshat on welfare spends all his money on lottery tickets then sues when he doesn't win	(196)
		Kim Jong Il wants to feel on a par with the world's only superpower	(78)
		Man falls overboard from cruise ship, treads water for 17 hours before getting rescued	(74)
		Vietnamese prostitutes taking English classes to improve chances of luring lucrative customers	(73)
(Geekpress)		Police evaluations of doughnuts. Chief Wiggum too busy eating to comment	(31)
(The Orange County Register)		SpaceShipOne (the first "private" spacecraft) unveiled by famed aircraft designer	(89)
		Pet cat shoots boy	(63)
(Dallas Observer)		Take a picture of your child breastfeeding, get arrested for kiddie porn	(204)
		Twenty North Korean scientists and military officers defect to U.S. and allies	(78)
		A tribute to the Transformers Cassettes -- Laserbeak, Ravage, Rumble and the Pink Gorilla	(47)
		Gene found that affects people's absorption of fat. Still no genetic explanation for eating a bucket of chicken	(52)
(Some Guy)		Theme: Write or borrow a limerick and photoshop a corresponding picture. Link goes to limerick examples. Difficulty: Hard	(105)
		Bill introduced in Alaska would let businesses pay teenagers less than minimum wage	(197)
(MissInformation)		Just in time for Easter (again): Poke the Bunny	(51)
		Pistol turned in in amnesty program is rare WWI weapon, will be sold instead of destroyed	(119)

Fri April 18, 2003: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
		Dog show champion cleared of face-lift accusation, finally gets to hump his bitches	(47)
		Scott Peterson arrested; hires Iraq's ex-Information Minister to do PR	(497)
		Saddam's golden gun shows up at Heathrow. Scaramanga unavailable for comment and/or surrenders	(66)
(thedartmart.com)		Game: What are you most likely to put on a dartboard? Link goes to ordinary dartboard, British darts announcer not included	(134)
		Alaskan villages banning alcohol sales after experiment finds they're too irresponsible to drink	(57)
		"My co-driver got arrested going 158 mph in Tennessee," Abi said. "He was arrested, handcuffed and taken to jail. I couldn't stop laughing."	(140)
		At least 13 Filipinos nail themselves to crosses today. Good times, good times	(112)
(Some Guy)		Just when you thought you were safe, your washing machine calls you a dumbass for mixing whites and colors	(66)
(Herald-Tribune)		People offended by PETA ad calling Jesus the "prince of peas"	(164)
		Giant colon replica educates Arkansans. Ironically, one used to govern them	(34)
		Lawyer duct tapes man and hides him in basement crawl space when he refuses to sign real estate papers	(43)
(WFTV.com)		Turkeys seek revenge for Thanksgiving, attack school girls	(31)
(Some Artillery Guy)		Help Farker Air Assault rename his M119 105MM Howitzer for upcoming deployments. (Winner may get their idea painted on the barrel of a cannon, if chain of command approves it)	(∞)
		Is sex better for Farkettes after 40 or before?	(226)
(Some DJs)		Pics from Don and Mike's Wet T-Shirt contest with some flashing (not safe for work)	(112)
		After milking 10 cows and getting his wife pregnant, Michael Schumacher leads qualifying at Imola	(38)
		If local man won the lottery, he'd paint pictures of Jesus and his wife naked	(69)
		Ikea names children's bed with German words for "good f*ck"	(127)
(Bangkok Post)		Man invents inflatable church	(58)
(Grand Forks Herald)		Making bikini waxing legal the highlight of North Dakota legislative session	(56)
(St.Augustine)		When a cop stops you, don't tell him you're carrying explosives	(29)
(Canton Repository)		Marines in Iraq go gazelle hunting with 9mm handguns to replace MREs. First tried to hunt them with rocks, "caveman style"	(∞)
(Flashlight Brown)		Photoshop a cover for the Flashlight Brown CD. Its possible that we might be able to get a band to use Fark-produced art for a real CD. Same drill, free CDs to the five best entries	(174)
(The Royal Gazette)		Plane diverted after man shows fellow passengers his penis	(81)
(Edinburgh News)		Climber falls to his death achieving his lifelong ambition of climbing Vodafone tower naked	(51)
(Some Guy)		Caption what farker Dtinferno's principal is thinking. (Voting enabled)	(118)
		Flight attendant's bra sets off metal detector, forced to go through security again braless. Sues	(145)
(Cornell Daily Sun)		Cornell bans Farker PhilPhil's Segway from campus. Anal sex still okay	(187)
(Some Pirate)		Hollywood alters movies to foil camcorder pirates	(66)
		Quacking preacher leads ducks to water	(19)
		What's the Straight Dope on handwriting analysis?	(32)
(WorldOnline)		Restauranteur proves worm is edible after customer complained he had found it in his food	(31)
		Revamped Playboy magazine will have less nudity than before	(133)
		Philadelphia Daily News readers fume over sex-with-dog column	(192)
		Columnist responds to woman about having sex with her dog	(257)
		Britney Spears goes clothes shopping. The Sun is there, and struggling to come up with puns	(107)
(Some Guy)		How to boil and dye eggs with recipes for 14 additional colors	(61)
(MaineToday.com)		Police find explosives, gunpowder, fireworks and a sawed-off shotgun in self-storage shed. Man claims it's all to hunt varmints	(53)
(eweek)		Dell regains PC sales lead despite the shame and humiliation of the "whole Benjamin Curtis thing"	(88)
		People who inhale plutonium have a higher risk of lung cancer	(102)
(Koko)