FARK: Drew Curtis' FARK.com

# of Comments

(silive.com)

N. Korea test-fires second missile into Sea Of Japan

(109)

Photoshop this cluster of bombs

(89)

Duke loses to arch-rival UNC. Duke sucks

(43)

Man sees his sister get hit by car, crosses road to help, gets hit by car coming other direction

(22)

USA may host 2007 World Cup... of cricket?

Soccer team intimidate opponents by leaving severed pig's head in their locker room

(17)

Farmers discover new use for cow poop; making electricty

(27)

Walken wins SAG award. If he doesn't win Oscar, he'll stab someone in the eye with a soldering iron

(Mercury News)

Naked man who punched out windows, stabbed himself to death with glass shards may have needed psychiatric assistance

(60)

Tony Blair forgets to register his car for discounted rate in London's congestion toll, now faces fines

(26)

(Some Guy)

The rise of R-rated radio

(69)

PETA anti-fur protesters get a big surprise after jumping runway at fashion show

(530)

(Customwire)

New national disaster hotline setup in governor's office rings with telemarketer offering pizza special

(42)

Study shows guys who have trouble remembering a face can probably talk your ear off about cars

Man being chased by cops drives through house, escapes

(25)

Ostriches flirt with farmers. In other news Ostrich farming on the rise in Alabama

(Some Guy)

Periodic chart / Haikus for each element / Still no cancer cure

(78)

Chicago police tired of transporting the dead

(41)

South Indian state tries again to ban nude worship at Hindu temple

(41)

Bomb squad detonates Pizza Hut pizza bag. Taco Bell customers report similar detonations in their colons

(NBC4 Columbus)

Flower Factory goes up in flames. Disappointed stoners show up looking for "blazing buds"

(17)

Police in Ontario and Quebec get reports of "green things" in the sky, pass it off as a fireball

(Some Guy)

In the spirit of 8march2003.com, photoshop something of biblical proportions

(141)

(Some bat, man)

Farker DiamondDave needs to get a bat out of his house and needs suggestions. Link goes to a picture of the unwanted guest. Voting enabled

"Sopranos" kid partying his way to disaster

(76)

Bob Dole says that Bob Dole is displeased with "60 Minutes" debates

(33)

(Some Lady)

Wake up and smell the testosterone (sfw)

(88)

Fisherman reels in 15 kilos of ganja

(61)

(mlive.com)

Bag of marijuana mysteriously appears on basketball court

Man on flight tries to enjoy a meal with his pet snake. Hilarity ensues

(20)

Man walks into bank wearing ski mask, demands money, then says, "Just kidding"

Journalist thinks there is an underground city below Tokyo. Anime fans say "Told you so"

(87)

Boss pokes tongue at schoolgirl's job prospects

(32)

Lawyer arrested for giving pot to client

(23)

Legless man finishes marathon. Next plans to cut off arms and win Olympic weightlifting gold

Feud in Dutch Royal Family. British point across Channel and laugh

(18)

TATU: "I can't understand why everyone thinks we're lesbians''

(153)

Academic unleashes umbrella attack on unsuspecting housewife

(13)

(Dailyinterlake.com)

Bad spellers of the world, untie

(100)

Whip out the wool, knitting is in again. Even Britney's doing it

(43)

Duct tape wearers arrested in D.C

Photoshop this rodeo bullrider

(82)

(Orlando Sentinel)

Scientific study concludes that eating a lot of fast food and sitting in front of the TV makes you fat. Cure for cancer still far away

(34)

(sundaymirror.co.uk)

Stunned British troops tell surrendering Iraqi soldiers to go back across border and wait for war to start

(196)

Sex work's a bitch

"I've got to say, these drug-dealing scumbags really earn their pay"

(14)

(Some Guy)

Say hello to Pennelope Jimenez. Say goodbye to kittens. Not safe for work

(111)

(New York Daily News)

Barking like dogs, wrapping each other in pipe cleaners. Welcome to the wacky world of Postal Inspectors

Hell's Angels founder arrested for fighting with his wife and daughter

(23)

Scientists say dogs biggest health problem is obesity. Still no cure for human cancer

(16)

(Some Vulcan priestess)

Twenty clips of Leonard Nimoy discussing E-Business

(25)

(Some Guy)

Bar poems

Iraqi subs are prowling Lake Michigan

(84)

Policeman robs the cradle

Discover your inner bitch

Photoshop BatBoy's father

(177)

(UTV)

74-year-old dies. Over 30 animal carasses found in home. China collection worth over half a million pounds (sterling) found

(45)

(Some Guy)

Pam. Enough said. Not safe for work

(176)

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Sat March 08, 2003:

# of Comments

Master P Stalker sent to jail. Shake ya ass, watch y'self

Convicts want apology after prison guard found guilty of theft

(NBC4 Columbus)

Noodles the Clown charged with possesion of child porn

(118)

(Bloody-Disgusting.com)

Walken in the new Frankenstein movie?

Photoshop Arafat making kissy-kissy

Watch Bruce Willis lose his cool with a TechTV interviewer

(167)

Three thousand UK pubs getting WiFi. Beer-spill tragedies ensue

Forbidden fruit found in desert

(159)

Asshat lawmakers want to increase gas tax. They will not rest until U.S. is #1 in gas prices worldwide

(254)

(Some Guy)

Small Feng Shui tips for the home

(61)

(Some Guy)

Angelina Jolie -- SFW

Teenage sniper suspect loses jail privileges for defacing cell, shoes

(161)

(Some Guy)

The uncanny link between rap and Al-Qaeda

(52)

$1 billion lawsuit against IBM could taint Linux... hehe... he said 'taint'

Ten worst franchises in pro sports

(Dogbomb)

Where old jokes go to die: Cheesy old jokes retold from the mouths of fleas

99 is Gretzky and 23 is Jordan. Find out the best athletes for each number

(148)

(Some Truth Sayer)

Great Jack Nicholson soundboard

(22)

New Mexico wants 600,000 acres of Texas. Will have to pry it out of their cold, dead hands

(98)

Cheney's oil company to rebuild Iraqi rigs... go figure

(461)

(Some patron saint of link posti

Patron saints of... Rollerskating?? Lost keys?? Bowel disorders??? Religion has gone mad, people

(62)

(Desert Sun)

Large water main breaks, geyser ensues

(20)

(Some Cold Guy)

Photoshop this sub-Arctic camp

(132)

High school theology teacher fired after giving student `I wish you would die' valentine

(Some Guy)

Fan letters to pornstars

(33)

(Some Guy)

Stag party emus race for charity

(11)

(Some Farkette)

Drink, don't work. Guinness wants St. Patty's Day to be a national holiday. Link goes to petition

U.S. parachuted mice onto Iraqi farms to destroy crops

(127)

(Some Guy)

Check out some awesome cars from the 2003 Geneva Auto Show

(50)

Self-contained ecosystems on your desk

(8march2003.com)

The March 8th thing gets weirder... Noah surrenders

(China Post)

Judge sets her drunk-driving husband free

(16)

(WFSB.com)

Too many people whizzing on the beach in Fort Lauderdale, spring break bacteria ensues

(Iron Chef Ninja)

Ninja Burger on The Food Network, Sunday at 9pm eastern/pacific

(32)

(Most Valuable Mustache)

Help Farker CB810 win the Most Valuable Mustache contest. Click on contestants and rate CB a 10

Ugly-ass baby polar bear born at zoo

(51)

World beer fest cancelled due to lack of interest

(23)

(ktw.ca)

Man masturbates so hard his penis snaps and other horrific tales of broken wangage

(139)

(Some Guy)

Photoshop the D4. Top five vote-getting photoshops get a free CD. See thread for original. Link goes to their music so you can listen while you work.

(117)

Man fakes choking to pick up girlies

(60)

Oscar Mayer's "Lunchables" -- turkey frisbees, liquid meat, and crayon shavings. Mmmmm...

(47)

(Sally Struther Elementary Schoo

Zero tolerance strikes again

(141)

Kentucky woman who slipped on dog poop in Petsmart to get a jury trial

(Some Unplyoee)

Breakout 360. Work Surrenders

(62)

(Some Bemused College Student)

The idiocy of the service sector revealed as college student attempts to spend two-dollar bill at Taco Bell

(219)

Modern day Paul Bunyan mistakenly fells 1000 trees in public park

Asshats use pepper spray to help Clippers win, fail

(34)

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Fri March 07, 2003:

# of Comments

(craigslist)

Just what every town needs -- an LOTR tribute band. Hobbits need not apply

(Some Guy)

Farker juan_de_fuca_plate must come up with a design for his university's Geology Club T-Shirt. Photoshop design suggestions. Link goes to club website

(177)

Oracle job opening: Manicurist who can learn "techniques specific to Oracle employees"

NASA releases new pictures of Jupiter

(Ask Men)

How to tie your tie

(126)

Emulators are evil and must be destroyed

(169)

Heavy metal enthusiasts sent to Moroccan prison for being "Satanists"

(81)

Pothole almost flips car, then eats trash truck

(44)

(Some beach bum)

Highly addictive beach ball game. Excellent graphics

(106)

(Little League Update)

Little League all-star gets hit by baseball, sues coach. Judge tosses case out... kid never saw it coming

(Boulder News)

Town hosts annual "Frozen Dead Guy Days"

(42)

(Ronald McD)

Ingredients of McDonald's menu items

(178)

Man assaults woman with beans. Officer Franks to investigate

(30)

(Some Jackass)

Tonight's Beaches (not safe for work)

(97)

Trogdor shirts now available -- let the burninating begin

(181)

Deer avoids a car, but crashes into house; cops busy writing six tickets in one traffic stop

(46)

German couple fined for "Chinese fire drill" -- at 50 mph

(64)

(Click on Detroit)

Wicked knife fight breaks out over free soup at Detroit soup kitchen

(50)

Tourists who stole rocks from sacred Aboriginal site return them due to bad luck caused by rocks

Cops feed diamond thief White Castle hoping he'll "give that s**t back"

(83)

Man teaches squirrels, ponies and armadillos to water ski (with pic)

(52)

Hollywood "airbrush tan" specialist will be busy on Oscar night

(119)

Owe Canadian taxes from over six years ago? Not anymore you don't

(81)

(Some Guy)

An IMDb for books

(65)

Let the lawsuits start. Woman files $125 million suit after taking ephedra and suffering a stroke

(161)

NASA releases images of the crater that killed the dinosaurs

(119)

Photoshop Phriday: The Misadventures of Dick and Jane

(107)

City buys vests for patrol pooches to protect them from the city's mean cats

Photoshop this unconventional worship service

(151)

(phillyburbs.com)

What is Leif Garrett doing these days?

(189)

Average folks to be selected as Gap models

(cbsnews.com)

Two of bin Laden's sons busted in Afghanistan

(657)

(Star Tribune)

Ever wonder why one kind of ice cream in your grocer's freezer is at eye level while another is stocked knee high?

(111)

FARK soon available on top of the world

Swimsuit store offers peephole viewing service into dressing rooms

(185)

Women in Hong Kong beating small men to make the economy better

(36)

4.7 million chickens in CT have been quarantined due to possible influenza. In other news, McDonald's drops the price of McChicken to $0.50 in CT

Teens afraid to go over cell minutes almost float out to sea

If you attend the University of Texas, you might be one of 52,000 students who had their social security numbers and email addresses stolen by hackers

(96)

Elvis Presley's TV remote up for auction

(27)

Bigfoot researcher studying the sex life of the Sasquatch

(NBC4 Columbus)

Judge lifts suspension of beer sales at Blue Jackets' stadium

(Grand Forks Herald)

North Dakota decides to close bars at 1am instead of 2am

Photoshop Adam West and Burt Ward posing for their new TV movie

(90)

(Some Guy)

Nice flash explanation of how a home run is hit

(138)

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Thu March 06, 2003:

# of Comments

(Nike Swoosh)

Inmate planning escape smoothed toothpaste over his black shoes to look white and drew a Nike symbol on a plain T-shirt.

(Captain Obvious)

Firebird-driving resident passed off fake $1 bill at the toll booth

LARPers out elfin around

(172)

Cyclist gets face surgically reconstructed after freak kangaroo accident

(71)

(Some Guy)

Photoshop this happy kid and his big catch

(134)

Student passing out at school assembly leads to lemming-like rash of fainting

(117)

Scientists develop invisible condoms to prevent monkeys from getting HIV. No, seriously...

(92)

(PalmBeachPost)

Worm thieves. Yes, worm thieves

(BayArea.com)

Unveiled at the Cool Products Expo 2003: Saddleco's "Flow" bicycle seat which promises to avoid "sore butts and genital numbness."

(74)

Airline analysts say Hooters Air in danger of going bust

(76)

Hydrogen cars to get "cheaper," only $20K -- and in seven more years

(123)

Swollen scrotum myths dispelled

(98)

Top 10 list of scientific discoveries in 2002

(71)

Study: Too few men are fondling their jewels. Fark poll indicates otherwise

(Macon.com)

Man sentenced for abusing hamsters. [Insert Richard Gere joke here]

Grenade-proof cars the new 'must have' for safety and security

(47)

(WB)

First Doogie Howser, then Screech. Now it's Macaulay Culkin's turn to freak out

(KUSA - Denver)

Dad shot and killed while teaching gun safety to his 13-year-old son

(438)

Man loses 500-pound pet bear during walk in neighborhood

Station wagons won't replace mini-vans for car sex. Can't get laid if you drive a station wagon

(196)

According to poll, 21 percent of responders have been abducted by UFOs and an additional 19 percent say "maybe." 100 percent have received anal probes

Company expects new curry and cheese flavors of ice cream to fend off rival Nestle

Scientists shove all of 6.7 gigs over 6,800 miles in Internet speed record. Porn surfers rejoice

(Leaflet Guy)

Photoshop your own Gulf War 2 propaganda leaflet. Link points to a few real leaflets dropped in Iraq so far

(150)

(WCVB-TV)

100+ vehicles involved in three separate accidents on I-95 in Attleboro, MA

(186)

How to get a job your mother won't like

Rogue medical examiner gives prostate exams for his own sexual gratification

(112)

Banking glitch gives student $9.9 million

(64)

(iwon)

"American Idol" contestant charged with assault. Unfortunately, didn't clean Simon's clock

(Some Guy)

Several citations issued to people making and selling illegal bathtub cheese

(82)

Cyndi Lauper's two-part "Goonies 'R' Good Enough" music video. Featuring crazy WWF wrestlers, hibachi chefs, and more.

Woman gives birth to third child at 3:33pm on 3-3-03

Necrophiliac sadist who killed his girlfriend and her mother could become a "safe and useful citizen"

(106)

If you're choking on food, don't try to remove it with a fork. Especially not twice in three years

Airliner with 97 on board crashes in Algeria

(100)

Girl mowed down while mother plays pachinko

(65)

(iwon)

Female Russian soldiers hold beauty pagent. No one wins

Captured python coughs up evidence of cats

Google honors Michelangelo's birthday

First leaded, then unleaded, next: Jojoba

(85)

Man donates $75,000 in loose change to church. Takes three trucks and 12 men to move

This is a Tibetan mask to ward off evil spirits. Photoshop to ward off what ails you

(256)

(Intel Inside)

Portland leads country in "most unwired city" survey sponsored by Intel

British 'Millionaire' TV show coughs up grand prize to alleged cheater whose method wouldn't fool a grade school teacher

(The Sideboard)

What do "professional" Magic The Gathering players do in their spare time?

(140)

Mall wants charges against peace t-shirt guy dropped, very badly

(320)

(Daily Telegraph)

War to start in one week. Set your Tivos

(lots)

(EW)

Christina Aguilera to replace Britney as Versace's new "muse." That must be Italian for slut

Amusing celebrity tax deductions; come up with more (voting enabled)

Former "Big Brother" star vows to remain in Baghdad as human shield. With a bit of luck someone will hit him

The origins of the hoagie. Heros, grinders, subs and poor boys surrender.

(74)

Photoshop what's cooking in this kitchen scene

(98)

Air Guitar Championship expected to draw large turnout. AC/DC spots 14 points

X-E reviews the very first issue of Nintendo Power Magazine

(154)

(Some Guy)

Walmart's a little mixed up about "The Hobbit"

(210)

(Some girl)

You too can be a part of the vampire church. Vampires go to church?

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Wed March 05, 2003:

# of Comments

(The Pantagraph)

Man buys coin for $800 at auction, finds out it's worth at least $100,000

(91)

Chocolate-covered 'shrooms on sale in Oregon

(181)

Broncos sign Plummer to $40M deal. "It was a very difficult decision between Chicago, Arizona and Denver"

(Some Obscure Guy)

Dustin Diamond wows IMU campus with hilarious "Saved by the Bell" anecdotes... then things become "disturbing"

(154)

(Some ripper)

Federal cops raid Australia's biggest telco looking for $60million in pirated MP3s -- ignore child pr0n, warez

Gun-toting bus driver mimics The Simpsons

(51)

Flash-powered slideshow of early 20th century visions of the future. Complete with flying cars

Knights of the Hell

(56)

Video game tester makes $40K a year, but can work up to 106 hours a week

(170)

Extreme tourism: Experts recommend

(44)

(Some Guy)

Scuffle breaks out at city council meeting -- three council members, mayor arrested

The Internet Movie Database's Worst of 2002 poll

(269)

Canadian company selling lower-priced prescription drugs to the U.S. via the Internet is opening U.S. franchises

New $20 to have a non-green background

(161)

Christina Ricci spooky as lesbian. Still in desperate need of a sandwich

(205)

Eagles announce a new farewell tour, named "Farewell I"

(201)

(Some Farkette)

PC Mag picks Fark.com as one of the top 100 websites. Geek excitement ensues

(Some Guy)

62-year-old Tom Jones goes hip hop with a killer version of "Black Betty".... video link on the right

(Silicon Valley)

Sony's next video-game console will feature new technology that packs the processing power of a hundred of today's personal computers on a single chip

(280)

(Some Guy)

How to make fire with a block of ice

Interview with a spammer

(102)

Tomorrow's the big day: The inaugural flight of Hooters Air, when the sky gets just a little friendlier

(Some Lonely Guy)

How to get phone numbers from strippers

(290)

(The Detroit News)

Pot smokers adopt highway

(288)

(knoxville news)

Man shoots computer four times with revolver, hangs it on the wall of his bar as a trophy. Jail time ensues

(91)

(Some Jackass)

Oops, I did it again... This one remind you of anyone famous? (not safe for work)

(171)

Anniversary of the potato chip, that's crisps for you Brits

(122)

(Some Guy)

Russian communists want to clone Stalin

(88)

Grenade thrown into home -- family throws it back out

Headteacher bans "Three Little Pigs" because of religious sensitivities

(227)

Thief steals gators from miniature golf moat

Dave Barry says being a rock star is better than writing

(TV Guide)

The Simpsons Alphabet

(118)

ACLU busted for privacy violation. Commonsense laughs its fool head off

(243)

North Dakota town under seige by rogue band of turkeys

(78)

What the HELL has happened to Doogie Howser? (with shocking pic)

(192)

The typical American male would make out with Britney Spears if given the chance. Farkers break out their 10-foot poles

(129)

Jana, Jana, Jana... I wanna, wanna, wanna (safe for work)

(70)

Texas company plans to build spacecraft to sail on solar winds, test it in 2004. In other news, science geeks rejoice

(Some transcript)

Transcript of recent SNL hosted by Walken. Colonel Angus surrenders

(65)

(Some Guy)

The NCAA Men's tourney favors big conferences

Photoshop this record-breaking pole vaulter

(104)

Second bomb shakes Philippines

(229)

Leafs' Darcy Tucker goes nuts and invades the Senators bench. Comes out with 42 penalty minutes and several knuckle sandwiches

(158)

( MyWebPal.com.)

Two, four, six, eight. What do school board members hate? Bare midriffs

(90)

(Some Girl)

Average IQ by country. France surrenders

(383)

(Europemedia.net)

One-fourth of German surfers use Internet for health matters. Goes up 74 percent if you include "stress relief"

(30)

(Channel3000)

Escaping herd of cows cause traffic jam. Mer

Raiders sign Jerry Rice to six-year extension -- JERRY RICE IS 40 YEARS OLD

(76)

(via HardOCP)

How exactly does alcohol make you feel good about yourself, and makes women more attractive? Find out here

(75)

(Some cunning linguist)

Ever wonder which part of the country says "car-ml" and which says "carr-a-mell?"

(158)

(Some Chick)

It's about time for another decent Weeners link. Hot guys, hard bodies and barely SFW...

(94)

(beer am good)

Vitamin Beer ad campaign banned by Brits

(19)

Takara's Penny-Racers: the only toy cars powered by dirty old coins

(51)

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Tue March 04, 2003:

# of Comments

Photoshop Tiger Woods and David Toms looking at something

(121)

(Some Guy)

Caption this turtle

(224)

(Some Guy)

Remember Speak 'N Spell? Annoy your co-workers by pressing "B" 400 times

(89)

(San Diego Channel)

Watch action carjacker run, jump, dodge cars and then get attacked by police dog

(Nola.com)

The NOLA Fat Tuesday Boobiecam

(60)

(Some Gal)

The ridiculously sexy Carlson twins (SFW)

(55)

(UIC Today.net)

Five signs your lover is cheating on you

(160)

(The Age)

Environmentalists say burning cardboard, plastics and food leftovers is better for the environment than recycling. Greenpeace surrenders

(138)

(NBC.com)

Tonight on Leno, yup you guessed it: Walken

Dr. Pepper creates "milk with attitude," calls it "Raging Cow," and uses fake blog to market it. (Think they got that idea here?)

(122)

(Science Fiction Book Club)

Top 50 list of Science Fiction and Fantasy books released, J.K. Rowling surrenders

(417)

British having trouble keeping soldiers supplied with toilet paper, McDonald's

(Some Guy)

Fat Tuesday boobies (not safe for work)

(101)

(Post-Gazette)

Teacher: "Bringing my loaded handgun to school was a mistake."

(157)

Two live utility poles left standing in middle of road. Live utility poles?

(44)

(Sydney Hearald)

ISPs in Australia that are required to offer filters prefer using the crappy ones so people will watch more porn online

(47)

Students figure out the physics of pancake tossing

(43)

It's Fat Tuesday, eat jelly doughnuts for Jesus

(94)

The Naked Jogger of Binghampton keeps up his streak

Photoshop a more interesting history for the Pioneer 10

(127)

Masturbation blamed for ruining marriages

(437)

Supreme Court victory for Victor's Little Secret

AOL to ruin the only thing they got right, plan to charge for IMs

(206)

Axeman attacks chef over pizza

Britney Spears throws nipple-piercing party for her entourage of dancers and backup singers

(138)

Teacher wants day off, phones in bomb threat. Jailarity ensues

(97)

(Some Guy)

Farker Daval had a son on the weekend, needs advice on how to get the baby to sleep at night and be active during day

(273)

(Some Guy)

Country star Toby Keith says he could have a sitcom on any of the four networks if he wanted it. Apparently starring with Alf in 10-10-220 commercials not enough

Long lost twin sisters reunited by chance encounter

(81)

Explosion at Philippines airport kills at least 17

(372)

(Suicide Girls)

Goth girls gone wild. With journals (not safe for work)

(276)

(Some keyboard)

Theme: Design a keyboard layout that would cater to Farkers. Link goes to a blank keyboard diagram

Lawmakers ban McDonald's ads because the real burgers don't look anything like the ones advertised

(165)

U.S. soldiers pass time with `Fashion Model Bingo'

(Grand Island Independent)

Woman born on Feb 29 hits her 20's

(74)

(Some Guy)

The Coors twins (SFW)

(101)

Madonna pens children’s book series. Kids reporting nightmares about giant pointy boobs

Woman keeps dead husband's body in house for three weeks just in case religious cult was right about him coming back to life

(134)

Even more naked people protest against war. World begins to think Australians just like taking their clothes off

(92)

Fan picture shows Fiesta Bowl penalty was right call (with pic)

(118)

(kansascity.com)

Lawmaker suggests Missouri's Department of Conservation pay drivers $250 if they hit a deer, because they're in charge of managing the herd

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Mon March 03, 2003:

# of Comments

N. Korea intercepts U.S. recon aircraft. France surrenders

(495)

Original Bible found in Russia, mentions first space flight

(57)

Photoshop this bowler

(139)

(Lehigh Valley Express-Times)

City council candidate withdraws after 4th DUI arrest

(53)

Highway blocked by thousands of hotdogs. Police in a pickle, however motorists relishing the situation

(104)

Alabama town to ban couches, cars parked on lawn

Scandinavians endure long winters by making spectacular porn

(Texas Gov)

Unclaimed property all over Texas. Check and see if Texas is holding a little something for ya

(96)

(Some Guy)

Sung Hi Lee - Korean nude model (not safe for work)

(269)

(1010 WINS)

NY subway vending machines now speak Polish and Haitian Creole. Presumably not to the same person

(114)

Confessions via SMS declared void by Catholic Church

(Lancaster Eagle-Gazette)

Public schools forbidden from expelling special ed students, even if they try to kill the teacher

(160)

College towns fight "student slums," otherwise known as housing students can actually afford

(160)

David Wells in hot water for half-drunk perfect game comment

Coors Twins a hit, except with women and people over 65

New Zealand plans to funnel tax money into winning back America's Cup from Swiss

(the indy channel.com)

Athletes charged with "battery by body waste." One is suing the school citing "It happened to me, I thought it was a rite of passage."

(102)

Stonehenge may represent female anatomy. In other news, Great Pyramid of Egypt may be a big stone teat

(Northern Daily Leader)

Naked 98-year-old deemed suspicious

(24)

Bar lets patrons sketch nudes while drinking beer

(46)

Man craves ice cream, violates house arrest. Goes to jail

(26)

(Some Chew)

JerkyChew's next check is #666. Who should he send it to, and for how much? Voting enabled

(181)

Thousands flock to see solid gold toilets

(46)

(This Is Gloucestershire)

Greeks try to ban book that depicts the Last Supper as a drinking binge and suggests that Christ is pals with Jimi Hendrix

Photoshop these tourists trying the parabolic flight

Bill Clinton tapped for jury duty

Granddad undies back in style

(113)

The couple that gains 700lb together get stomachs stapled together

(220)

Not content with just killing military personnel, aircraft manufacturer develops a civilian version of the V-22 Osprey

No more drunken snowball fights or nude skiing in Vail

(62)

St. Pete Times sums up the eBay-Cheeto incident from last week

Housewife finds Hitler's head in garage sale bowling bag

Irish millionaire buys taxi license so he can drive in restricted lanes. However he must pick up passengers if hailed

Sergei Fedorov admits he and Anna Kournikova were married but are now divorced and no longer talk

Major League Baseball player hurts neck putting on hat

(149)

(Some Guy)

Woman's transplanted corneas are 130 years old

P Diddy to open restaurant in Detroit

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Britain's oldest couple celebrates 79 years of marriage

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This week's Strongbad Email

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(ScienceBlog)

Study concludes that obese people eat more. Cure for cancer remains elusive

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(press republic)

Photoshop dogs with new hairstyles from Paul Mitchell's line of designer canine hair products

(WNBC)

Giving new meaning to up shiat creek without a paddle

Officer resigns over diploma forgery

Oblivious man continues riding ski lift after friend fell to death

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It ain't a real wedding reception without mace, knives and angry drunks

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(Some Guy)

Roller coaster manager makes bid for Darwin Award

Girl baffles teacher with essay. "we used 2go2 NY 2C my bro, his GF & thr 3 :- kids FTF. ILNY, it's a gr8 plc."

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Kid tries Harry Potter stunt with umbrella and trampoline, pierces lung

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Feng Shui expert says the new WTC design will inhibit the flow of energy

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(Crankers.Org)

Jaime Pressly. Sort of SFW