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Sun January 26, 2003: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
(New York Times)		Top 10 worst video game movies ever. Wait a minute....theres 10 of them??	(37)
(mlb.com)		2003 MLB Salary Arbitration Figures	(29)
		War with Iraq may collapse the Global Economy	(97)
(guardian.co.uk)		"I would also prefer that people didn't send anything dead in the post"	(10)
(KSTP)		What was your favorite superbowl commercial?	(190)
(Some Guy)		Photos of incredible sand sculptures that people make along the beaches of Brazil	(47)
		Tampa Bay wins Superbowl. Now stop submitting this already	(217)
		India's tall mens club to let tall women in. Martha Burke unavailable for comment	(81)
		Where did the guitar solo go? Finger-taps surrender	(201)
		Ukiah boy arrested because of D&D hit list	(109)
		U.S. Marine's deployment to Kuwait delayed so he can compete on "American Idol." Military will replay recordings of bad auditions through loudspeakers aimed at Iraq	(84)
		Turns out 30,000 women were imprisoned and enslaved by Ireland's Catholic Church.	(201)
(Some Billy Bob)		Angelina Jolie's lips and boobies begin shooting "Tomb Raider 2", along with the rest of her	(38)
		One year ago, FoxNews handed CNN its ass	(140)
(Some Guy)		Master of Orion 3 has FINALLY gone gold. Humanity Rejoices	(72)
		Anti-war demonstrators in switzerland get into a street battle with the police, throwing snowballs	(52)
(CTV.ca)		In search of black hole lake. Animals won't go near it. Minnesota surrenders	(55)
(Some Guy)		McDonald's is losing money. Create a menu item that may or may not bring them back to profitability	(173)
		Plasmacar is the rave at toy convention	(44)
(Savage Penguin)		Support Jimmy Kimmel Live, premiering tonight on ABC	(99)
		4.5 million ''Girls Gone Wild'' videos sold in just the last year. Drew ponders " Farkettes Gone Wild video"	(101)
		Dubya proposes $500 million fund to give raises to govt. employees who are the most Republican....I mean most productive	(49)
(Pop goes the donkey)		Donkey Bomb fails	(43)
(Teenmusic.com)		You've to be kidding. J.Lo Gives Britney Dating Advice	(51)
(Some Creeped-Out Guy)		Church decorated with the bones of its parishoners	(48)
		Anti-SUV organizations having trouble finding traction with American consumers.	(264)
(CanWest.com)		Public smoking could cost teens $100 New Surgeon General's warning: "Whatever, dude."	(70)
(kark.com)		New TV will come on automatically if a tornado is coming. Still no success in making it go off when Al Sharpton comes on	(44)
(Some Guy)		The Amazing Matt's Cell Phone Collection	(82)
(CTVnews.net)		118 inches of snow in Newfoundland. Well frankly, chicks dig guys with big shovels	(63)
		US will use "shock and awe" to defeat Iraq.	(400)
(Arizona Daily Star)		Classified ad for airline seats can't squeak by terrorism filter	(63)
(Some Government)		Spent all night playing Nationstates? Read the first chapter of the book that started it all	(102)
(ABC News 4)		Beached whale put in hotel pool	(36)
(ABC News 4)		Congress creates fake school that is certified and receives loans, all without actually existing	(31)
(Some Guy)		Photoshop these monkeys enjoying a hot soak	(136)
(Some Guy)		Everything you ever wanted to know about dry ice	(45)
		Skaters discover frozen head protruding from ice. Stephen King and Tonya Harding refuse to comment	(57)
(popcap.com)		Another addictive Popcap game	(36)
(silive.com)		Billy Joel stable after crashing into tree	(82)
(Indiana Statesman)		Based on argument of smokers' advocates, people should be allowed to masturbate in restaurants and bars	(lots)
		U.S. U-2 plane crashes south of Seoul, South Korea	(250)
(Some Guy)		HULK SMASH..	(122)
(RKD)		Battle of the flatmates avatars. no really. probably not safe for work	(122)

Sat January 25, 2003: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
(Some Guy)		Photoshop the President speaking to cardboard boxes everywhere	(158)
		Andre Agassi wins 4th Australian Open	(38)
(Some farkette)		Farkette is getting spammed via "Messenger Service". Help her figure out how to remove this blight from her machine. Link goes to SPAM family tree	(170)
		Man stopped by police records blood-alcohol level of .42	(225)
		"Psst, what's the answer to 4?" Maryland students caught cheating via text messages	(70)
(Top Secret Recipes)		Like Girl Scout cookies? Follow this recipe and make your own Thin Mints	(73)
		Miller Lite girls re-create catfight at Super Bowl media center - Reporters blow off Tampa Bay's press conference to watch	(45)
		Oakland Raiders receiver Tim Brown waited 15 years to play in a Super Bowl.Sherice Brown is due to deliver twins any day now. Any hour.	(65)
		Got 50 foot Jesus? Northern Oakland County, Mich. does	(85)
(K4GPB)		every child uses 730 of these, and the glue on the wrapper is non-toxic	(61)
(CNNSI)		Sports Illustrated's gallery of swimsuit edition covers	(98)
(Modesto Bee)		Americans wager more on the Super Bowl than the gross national products of Honduras or Nepal	(45)
		Florida paves the ways to making roads safer for aging drivers	(47)
		Photoshop Don Cherry doing what he does best	(159)
(Some Better Game Designer)		A much better game: NationStates. Like SimCity without all the work	(272)
(guardian.co.uk)		Why VHS was better than Betamax	(139)
		More Threats Coming from Al-Qaida Terrorist Group	(65)
		Dimwitted "honors student" tells people in chat room he plans an attack at his school. Hint: Don't advertise your plans for murder and mayhem	(63)
		Man beating dog with gun shoots himself (repeat - are you submitters about out of sources yet?)	(56)
(FoxSports)		All time greatest Super Bowl Ads	(64)
		Bear Found in Moscow Apartment Building	(31)
		Surgeon carves 'UK' (University of Kentucky ) into woman's uterus (with pic)	(188)
		How mirages work	(35)
(Tampa Tribune)		Why do people get naked for plastic beads? A sociologist explains	(85)
		"Code Red"-like worm slows internet to a crawl	(178)
		Photoshop Kevin Mitnick's return to the internet	(167)
(KCCI)		Iowa State sets world record for largest Rice Krispie treat ever made	(40)
(statesman.com)		Say it isn't sooo. Libraries Can't Afford New Harry Potter Books	(73)
		Parents receive letters reminding them to send their dead children to school	(43)
		California man builds cheaper, faster high-tech submarine	(35)
		DC Comics & Post Cereal's Create-A-Villain Contest. Batman loves his Fruity Pebbles	(16)
(Daily Southtown)		Family ignores carbon monoxide detector for two hours. Death almost ensues	(38)
(Crayola)		Color me crazy. Crayola Crayons 100 years old	(22)
(How Stuff Works)		How the Physics of Football Works	(24)
		National Geographic releases swimsuit issue. Sports Illustrated surrenders	(46)
		Rampaging pride of escaped lions have killed nine people. Senior government official believes witchcraft is to blame	(39)
		Public school system should be taken over by Dept. of Corrections.	(33)
		Redneck Limo: you'all come back now, ya hear?	(55)
(Some Guy)		Tired of Everquest? Want to play a super hero? This game looks like it will be kind of fun	(74)
		Lightning-fast broadband connection comes at thunderous price	(84)
		Man on death row for 16 years to be released because prosecuters don't have enough evidence to retry him	(36)
(Some Guy)		Scientists trying to pin down gravity: "Wow, this is heavy, man"	(26)
(Some Gal)		Over 500 dogs seized from home	(56)
		Court tells spammers to stop telling email users that they asked to be spammed. Hormel has no comment	(38)
		Body armor, always good for drive-by shootings and terror attacks, also tax-deductible	(18)
(SurfControl)		The top 10 spam emails of 2002	(54)
(Some Putz)		BLIX the most addictive, annoying little %$#@%^ flash puzzle game ever	(53)
		He might not be a doctor, but he plays one on the TV in his head	(19)
		Puppy saves woman from 3 pit bulls	(81)

Fri January 24, 2003: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments