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Sun January 26, 2003: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
(New York Times)		Top 10 worst video game movies ever. Wait a minute....theres 10 of them??	(37)
(mlb.com)		2003 MLB Salary Arbitration Figures	(29)
		War with Iraq may collapse the Global Economy	(97)
(guardian.co.uk)		"I would also prefer that people didn't send anything dead in the post"	(10)
(KSTP)		What was your favorite superbowl commercial?	(190)
(Some Guy)		Photos of incredible sand sculptures that people make along the beaches of Brazil	(47)
		Tampa Bay wins Superbowl. Now stop submitting this already	(217)
		India's tall mens club to let tall women in. Martha Burke unavailable for comment	(81)
		Where did the guitar solo go? Finger-taps surrender	(201)
		Ukiah boy arrested because of D&D hit list	(109)
		U.S. Marine's deployment to Kuwait delayed so he can compete on "American Idol." Military will replay recordings of bad auditions through loudspeakers aimed at Iraq	(84)
		Turns out 30,000 women were imprisoned and enslaved by Ireland's Catholic Church.	(201)
(Some Billy Bob)		Angelina Jolie's lips and boobies begin shooting "Tomb Raider 2", along with the rest of her	(38)
		One year ago, FoxNews handed CNN its ass	(140)
(Some Guy)		Master of Orion 3 has FINALLY gone gold. Humanity Rejoices	(72)
		Anti-war demonstrators in switzerland get into a street battle with the police, throwing snowballs	(52)
(CTV.ca)		In search of black hole lake. Animals won't go near it. Minnesota surrenders	(55)
(Some Guy)		McDonald's is losing money. Create a menu item that may or may not bring them back to profitability	(173)
		Plasmacar is the rave at toy convention	(44)
(Savage Penguin)		Support Jimmy Kimmel Live, premiering tonight on ABC	(99)
		4.5 million ''Girls Gone Wild'' videos sold in just the last year. Drew ponders " Farkettes Gone Wild video"	(101)
		Dubya proposes $500 million fund to give raises to govt. employees who are the most Republican....I mean most productive	(49)
(Pop goes the donkey)		Donkey Bomb fails	(43)
(Teenmusic.com)		You've to be kidding. J.Lo Gives Britney Dating Advice	(51)
(Some Creeped-Out Guy)		Church decorated with the bones of its parishoners	(48)
		Anti-SUV organizations having trouble finding traction with American consumers.	(264)
(CanWest.com)		Public smoking could cost teens $100 New Surgeon General's warning: "Whatever, dude."	(70)
(kark.com)		New TV will come on automatically if a tornado is coming. Still no success in making it go off when Al Sharpton comes on	(44)
(Some Guy)		The Amazing Matt's Cell Phone Collection	(82)
(CTVnews.net)		118 inches of snow in Newfoundland. Well frankly, chicks dig guys with big shovels	(63)
		US will use "shock and awe" to defeat Iraq.	(400)
(Arizona Daily Star)		Classified ad for airline seats can't squeak by terrorism filter	(63)
(Some Government)		Spent all night playing Nationstates? Read the first chapter of the book that started it all	(102)
(ABC News 4)		Beached whale put in hotel pool	(36)
(ABC News 4)		Congress creates fake school that is certified and receives loans, all without actually existing	(31)
(Some Guy)		Photoshop these monkeys enjoying a hot soak	(136)
(Some Guy)		Everything you ever wanted to know about dry ice	(45)
		Skaters discover frozen head protruding from ice. Stephen King and Tonya Harding refuse to comment	(57)
(popcap.com)		Another addictive Popcap game	(36)
(silive.com)		Billy Joel stable after crashing into tree	(82)
(Indiana Statesman)		Based on argument of smokers' advocates, people should be allowed to masturbate in restaurants and bars	(lots)
		U.S. U-2 plane crashes south of Seoul, South Korea	(250)
(Some Guy)		HULK SMASH..	(122)
(RKD)		Battle of the flatmates avatars. no really. probably not safe for work	(122)

Sat January 25, 2003: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
(Some Guy)		Photoshop the President speaking to cardboard boxes everywhere	(158)
		Andre Agassi wins 4th Australian Open	(38)
(Some farkette)		Farkette is getting spammed via "Messenger Service". Help her figure out how to remove this blight from her machine. Link goes to SPAM family tree	(170)
		Man stopped by police records blood-alcohol level of .42	(225)
		"Psst, what's the answer to 4?" Maryland students caught cheating via text messages	(70)
(Top Secret Recipes)		Like Girl Scout cookies? Follow this recipe and make your own Thin Mints	(73)
		Miller Lite girls re-create catfight at Super Bowl media center - Reporters blow off Tampa Bay's press conference to watch	(45)
		Oakland Raiders receiver Tim Brown waited 15 years to play in a Super Bowl.Sherice Brown is due to deliver twins any day now. Any hour.	(65)
		Got 50 foot Jesus? Northern Oakland County, Mich. does	(85)
(K4GPB)		every child uses 730 of these, and the glue on the wrapper is non-toxic	(61)
(CNNSI)		Sports Illustrated's gallery of swimsuit edition covers	(98)
(Modesto Bee)		Americans wager more on the Super Bowl than the gross national products of Honduras or Nepal	(45)
		Florida paves the ways to making roads safer for aging drivers	(47)
		Photoshop Don Cherry doing what he does best	(159)
(Some Better Game Designer)		A much better game: NationStates. Like SimCity without all the work	(272)
(guardian.co.uk)		Why VHS was better than Betamax	(139)
		More Threats Coming from Al-Qaida Terrorist Group	(65)
		Dimwitted "honors student" tells people in chat room he plans an attack at his school. Hint: Don't advertise your plans for murder and mayhem	(63)
		Man beating dog with gun shoots himself (repeat - are you submitters about out of sources yet?)	(56)
(FoxSports)		All time greatest Super Bowl Ads	(64)
		Bear Found in Moscow Apartment Building	(31)
		Surgeon carves 'UK' (University of Kentucky ) into woman's uterus (with pic)	(188)
		How mirages work	(35)
(Tampa Tribune)		Why do people get naked for plastic beads? A sociologist explains	(85)
		"Code Red"-like worm slows internet to a crawl	(178)
		Photoshop Kevin Mitnick's return to the internet	(167)
(KCCI)		Iowa State sets world record for largest Rice Krispie treat ever made	(40)
(statesman.com)		Say it isn't sooo. Libraries Can't Afford New Harry Potter Books	(73)
		Parents receive letters reminding them to send their dead children to school	(43)
		California man builds cheaper, faster high-tech submarine	(35)
		DC Comics & Post Cereal's Create-A-Villain Contest. Batman loves his Fruity Pebbles	(16)
(Daily Southtown)		Family ignores carbon monoxide detector for two hours. Death almost ensues	(38)
(Crayola)		Color me crazy. Crayola Crayons 100 years old	(22)
(How Stuff Works)		How the Physics of Football Works	(24)
		National Geographic releases swimsuit issue. Sports Illustrated surrenders	(46)
		Rampaging pride of escaped lions have killed nine people. Senior government official believes witchcraft is to blame	(39)
		Public school system should be taken over by Dept. of Corrections.	(33)
		Redneck Limo: you'all come back now, ya hear?	(55)
(Some Guy)		Tired of Everquest? Want to play a super hero? This game looks like it will be kind of fun	(74)
		Lightning-fast broadband connection comes at thunderous price	(84)
		Man on death row for 16 years to be released because prosecuters don't have enough evidence to retry him	(36)
(Some Guy)		Scientists trying to pin down gravity: "Wow, this is heavy, man"	(26)
(Some Gal)		Over 500 dogs seized from home	(56)
		Court tells spammers to stop telling email users that they asked to be spammed. Hormel has no comment	(38)
		Body armor, always good for drive-by shootings and terror attacks, also tax-deductible	(18)
(SurfControl)		The top 10 spam emails of 2002	(54)
(Some Putz)		BLIX the most addictive, annoying little %$#@%^ flash puzzle game ever	(53)
		He might not be a doctor, but he plays one on the TV in his head	(19)
		Puppy saves woman from 3 pit bulls	(81)

Fri January 24, 2003: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
		Photoshop Phriday: Tech Toys From Hell	(75)
		Radio station fined for contest where people sit on block of dry ice. Skin grafts ensue	(63)
		Styx guitarist says Super Bowl is anybody's game. Who the hell cares what Styx's guitarist thinks?	(113)
		Students demand better sex education classes from school	(119)
(suntimes.com)		Major marijuana bust turns out to be hay from church nativity scene	(81)
		Midair collision over northwest Denver	(161)
		Super Scorecard: Quarter-by-quarter list of Sunday's Super Bowl commercials	(38)
(Some Poll guy)		Help the Salt Lake Tribune decide which girl scout cookie is best	(88)
(NewsOK)		Man fatally shoots himself while beating dog	(170)
		Drew will be on live on 95.3 The Party around 6:10PM - 6:20PM EST	(192)
		Photoshop Yao Ming's reaction to a foul called against him	(173)
(Some Guy)		Monobrow.com: Celebrating the unity of your eyebrow	(59)
(Some Mike Thomas)		President Bush labels McDonald's, Burger King and Wendy's as the new "Axis of Evil"	(90)
(intrigue & poor research found		Strangeness, the Sub-Atomic Particle (sub-atomic physics for the criminally insane)	(88)
(WorldNetDaily)		ACLU fails to remove 10 Commandments	(521)
		Cliff Bacon, whose job is to retrieve carts from a grocery store parking lot in Wausau, Wis., said he had meant to buy long johns this week but forgot.	(120)
(Some Guy)		Woman accidentally runs over husband six or seven times	(170)
(BenMaller.com)		San Diego jewelry shop offers free jewlery if the Bucs shutout the Raiders in the Super Bowl	(45)
		Iraqis planning to use nonexistent chemical weapons in upcoming war	(π)
		Fark U merchandise - show your support for Fark	(48)
		Tech jobs continue to take a beating	(132)
		Screenwriter takes issue with the treatment his movie got from the "bunch of guys sitting in their underwear in their basements taking time off from their on-line stroke photos of Jessica Alba" at AICN	(198)
(ABC)		Zach Galligan from Gremlins arrested for shoplifting a Deep Purple CD	(98)
		Bank employee shares marijuana cookies with colleagues at her farewell party - and the cleaning lady, the flower saleswoman from across the street and her boss	(63)
(Some Guy)		The Iron Chef fansite	(78)
		Dow down over 200 points on fears that U.S. will attack Iraq. Thanks a lot, Dubya	(lots)
		Dumbass sues for libel because he got bad feedback on eBay	(94)
		The Sports Guy interviews Jimmy Kimmel. Comedy ensues	(84)
(The Sun Herald)		Caption this voting booth scene	(168)
(Motor Trend)		Lincoln to produce armoured Town Car. Handguns and rifles surrender	(77)
		Need a few more blood cells? Scientists modify inkjet printers to print organic cells	(41)
(Some Bot)		Distributed attack on DALnet might spell the end of IRC	(142)
		Apple, Microsoft, Dell, Cisco, Hewlett-Packard and Intel oppose government mandated antipiracy standards	(76)
		Dog gets out of cage on plane, opens emergency release handle and escapes.	(55)
		Huge sinkhole in Houston street still not fixed after 2 1/2 months	(75)
		If you're a woman athlete, no one will give a damn unless you get naked	(lots)
		eBay has become a clearinghouse for all kinds of nutty crap	(54)
		Lawmaker proposes 'Choose Death' slogan for S.C. license tags	(802)
(enquirer.com)		Does birth order stack the deck against you (or for you) for life?	(102)
		Teddy bear killed in hail of police gunfire at Jehovah's Witness hall	(94)
		Park rangers upset over laxative commercial	(95)
(BenMaller.com)		Playstation picks the Bucs to beat the Raiders 28-8 in the Super Bowl	(95)
		Fark Party Orlando tonight 8pm Hard Rock. Fark Superbowl Party St. Pete/Tampa Sunday 2pm	(64)
(Some Guy)		Photoshop new politically incorrect Beatles Albums that didn't make it. Link goes to real one	(156)
		Crazy street juggler who would throw his juggling implements at passers-by locked up	(30)
		EU: Britain is not an island	(lots)
		Canadian Super Bowl fans will see usual boring ads instead of hyped new American ads	(138)
(620wdae.com)		Wow, a Fark party with $10 all you can drink draft beer - Sunday in St. Petersburg	(50)
(D&C)		Rochester, NY is no. 1 in toxic releases; Nick Tahou unavailable for comment	(116)
		Yasmine Bleeth: "Essentially, I had gangrene in my nose"	(132)
(Omaha)		Meth Labs Smell like Amonia. So does dog urine. Cops find out the hard way	(95)

Thu January 23, 2003: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
		States still have no idea how to implement online sales tax	(102)
		The dark history of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers	(82)
(letsgowings.com)		Farker KidK needs a way to get back at his neighbors who put nasty signs up on his door while he was away at the hockey game. He has access to their house while they sleep. Voting Enabled	(335)
		Walter the Farting Dog is "fresh and kid friendly". In other news, Tinkles the hairball horking cat hates kids	(36)
		PC school bans red pens to make pupils feel better	(139)
(Some Guy)		"This one time, at band camp, we made a nude calendar"	(133)
		People duct taping themselves en masse to walls, cars	(34)
		No more Tupperware Parties for Britian. Drunken orgies still fine however	(28)
(No Effort Online Forums)		Tales for the l33t creator asks: What next?	(36)
(Some Guy)		Walken to get more cowbell when he hosts SNL in February	(68)
(Boobies Site)		Hot girl in a thong, and a buff guy. Boobies and Weeners!	(85)
		Depressed man burns all his money to get back at his wife for filing for divorce. "That will show her." he said from his cardboard box	(77)
		Hackers demanding benefits for all the time they spend working on the RIAA website	(18)
		"We've sold all the snow shovels we had, which was about five"	(63)
		1/3 of NFL linebackers have a sleep-related breathing problem	(68)
(Datalounge)		Ohio Supreme Court set to decide whether cops can hide video cameras in your urinal	(93)
		Man builds Chinese penis snowman	(172)
		Pre-emptive Surrender: French President Chirac says "war always means failure"	(222)
		San Diego fears apocalypse caused by Raider Nation	(71)
		Jerry Springer considers running for Senate. Oprah Winfrey considers running period. Both deemed highly unlikely	(68)
		TV out of ideas: Fox News Channel to bring back "The Pat Sajak Show"	(109)
		First look at the Harry Potter ecstasy pill	(407)
(Some Guy)		Really bad "going to the Super Bowl" songs for your downloading pleasure	(46)
(sptimes.com)		When driving recklessly on the roadway make sure your box of homemade explosives and pipe bombs are covered	(73)
		Parents charged with dressing son as Cub Scout to collect donations	(105)
		Fark Party Orlando tomorrow 8pm at Hard Rock	(71)
(Herald Tribune)		Nell Carter given a permanant break	(196)
		Bostonians will no longer be able to share massages with their cats	(95)
(Home News Tribune)		Inmates in NJ prisons participate in fantasy investment league.	(51)
(The Sun Herald)		Man steals car, drives it 70 mph onto a fishing bridge that ends in a concrete barrier	(95)
		"Made in USA" boxes seen behind President Bush in speech were actually all made in Hong Kong	(387)
(Some Guy)		Salon robber gets $100, credit cards, and a pair of scissors jammed in his back	(61)
(Some Guy)		Photoshop Iowa Pork Queen 2002, Dawn Kruger	(132)
		Chicago to install $728,000 fence that makes noise like trumpeting elephants in effort to keep fish away	(88)
		McDonald's posts its first-ever loss. Ever.	(182)
(NEIC)		Scientists update New Madrid earthquake forecasts	(61)
(WNBC-TV)		Man uses bag of birdseed to rob bank	(36)
		When will Fark break a million page loads in a day?	(177)
		Kmart CEO to get $1 million post-bankruptcy bonus	(219)
		Norway to require cab drivers to attend a class on manners	(27)
		London's mayor escapes pie attack launched by angry clowns	(46)
		Hippos roam drug kingpin Pablo Escobar's ranch	(58)
		Light dusting of snow brings Georgia to its knees. Massive traffic jams, accidents, and milk and bread being sold on black market the result	(277)
		The Left is less about advancing social issues than it is blind hatred of American policy	(1212)
		Unranked Colorado beats #6 Kansas by 1 point. Duke sucks	(48)
		Biologist finds sexually liberated woodpecker	(39)
(Some Guy)		Even better not safe for work pix of Ms. Baker	(139)
		Theme: If Fark advertised in magazines	(95)
(MrZorak)		Farker MrZorak has to ask for a substantial loan from his uncle in order to go to school and live. Suggestion on how to do so appreciated (Voting Enabled)	(116)
(Canada.com)		Super Bowl Sunday more dangerous for drinking and driving than New Years Eve	(46)
		With Raiders fans coming to town, San Diego Police Department can take care of some outstanding arrest warrants	(47)
		Women wearing their pubic hair Beckham-style. Their pubic hair	(183)
		It was a hit-and-hit-and-hit-and-hit-and-hit-and-hit-and-hit-and-run	(89)
		Duke Sucks. Yea verily	(105)

Wed January 22, 2003: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
(abc.net.au)		Scientists adapt cruise missile guidance system for vacuum cleaner	(70)
		Congress spent $10 million investigating each inch of Clinton's penis but only will spend $3 million investigating all of 9/11	(too many)
		Video of 'Whiplash' the dog-riding rodeo monkey (with pics)	(80)
(Most New York)		Explaining the bad grades going to be this kid's last problem	(65)
		Chinese discover 4-winged dinosaur. Not to be confused with those wacky parade dragons	(81)
		Scientists recruit wild arctic whales to do research for them	(23)
(Miami.com)		Camouflage Bible geared to outdoorsmen. Commune with God while killing his creatures	(86)
		College guy eats so much junk food, and so little fruits and vegetable, he develops scurvy	(158)
(Some Guy)		Photoshop this "alien galactic ruler"	(102)
(DMRegister)		Plunging temps lead to increased car thefts as trusting Iowans leave them to warm up	(104)
(The Sporting News)		Flames put Harvey the Hound on short leash following tongue-ripping incident	(40)
		Garlic insect-repellant works on neighbors, too	(38)
(Scoopy)		Kitana Baker getting all not safe for work	(119)
		Think your energy bill is high? This family got one for one million dollars	(74)
		Denver gets hit with first taste of winter since October. Nobody remembers what snow is, or how to drive in it	(109)
		Post office for sale online. Gun-wielding nutjobs sold separately	(17)
(The Herald)		Scottish naval hero wanted to use chemical warfare against Napoleon	(32)
		Hottie Swedish princess drafted to serve in the army. For three weeks.	(88)
(wrif.com)		Help WRIF pick the sexiest secretary in Detroit (SFW)	(126)
(NBC4)		Bill Mauldin has died	(135)
(Some Bagboy)		Elderly man charged with 'shopping cart rage'	(67)
		Newborn babies to be bar-coded	(117)
		For 13 years: Pete Rose claims he never bet on baseball. Now: "Wait ... maybe I did."	(91)
		Woman banned from driving after being caught with 27 dogs in her car	(46)
		Fark Superbowl Party, Jan. 26 in St. Petersburg, FL	(75)
		The feud over 1870s stolen pig continues: Hatfields, McCoys appear before judge	(45)
(Some Guy)		Top 10 famous political quotes	(421)
		Pet laundromat opened in Japan	(56)
		Lisa Marie Presley singing for Scientology	(108)
		If elected to parliament, Chilean porn star promises to flash her boobies when people argue about legislation	(61)
		R. Kelly arrested again. More child porn on his computer again	(144)
(Seattle PI)		Would-be rapist halts attack when woman begins to pray	(265)
		When staging a traffic accident for insurance money, be sure the car has an engine	(28)
(Stamford Advocate)		Eric Lindros throws up on Islanders' player during game	(80)
(Herald Sun)		Jehovah's Witness attacked by "dangerous and ferocious" ram named Shit For Brains	(114)
		NYC looking for 1,000 volunteers to go out in the middle of the night and count the homeless people	(94)
		Buc's tailgaters shipping Florida sand to San Diego for Super Bowl	(39)
		The system was down	(145)
		Alan Greenspan's home has been robbed. Plans to offer reward at 2.6%	(46)
(iwon)		Bangkok to round up urban elephants in effort to curb accidents	(36)
(Some Chef)		Photoshop Theme: Disturbing Cookbooks	(171)
(nola.com)		Louisiana creates program to buy used tires, shocked to find tires from other states in the mix	(25)
(Some Stoned Guy)		High schools students make bongs in ceramics class. Teacher unamused	(103)
(AACAP)		Oppositional defiant disorder explained	(97)
		India spices up top curry contest	(33)
		8y/o pulled out of class in handcuffs for being an asshat, now he's afraid to go to school	(125)
		Houston finds a new way to upset Microsoft	(98)
		Judge tosses out Fat Kid vs. McDonalds	(125)
(Some Terminator)		Auto dealership uses thumbprint-sized photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger in their ad. Arnold sues for $20 million. Civil litigation ensues	(42)
		The government has been hiding evidence of alien-human hybrid children	(102)
		Hollywood is out of ideas: Kylie Minogue to play teenage daughter of John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John in Grease 3.	(97)
		Wife of NFL QB on how women should treat husbands during Super Bowl: "Get Your Own Damn Beer, I'm Watching the Game"	(89)
(WNBC.com)		Al Sharpton's HQ On Fire	(lots)
		Japanese teachers sets camera to tape girls undressing	(93)
		Americans are starting to use Australian slang. Steve Irwin surrenders	(166)
		People who use marijuana at an early age are more likely to....uh....what was the question?	(157)
		Abbey Road cigarette airbrushed out by PC poster companies	(176)
		Study: Super-Size meals cause obesity. Scientists running out of things to study	(64)
(moby.com)		Moby responds to photoshop contest	(246)
(Some Guy)		A Farken Aussie family just got a new aquarium and needs to print out a backdrop for it. Photoshop some ideas for them. Links goes to a really bad example	(79)
(Some Guy)		Natalie Portman gallery (not safe for work)	(239)
		Ed Rosenthal's old book: "How to grow pot and get away with it" New book: "How to make radiator wine in jail"	(437)
(nbc4 columbus)		Frozen sheep's head left in Indiana candidate's car	(57)
(Junkies)		Arizona is now #1. Duke sucks	(82)

Tue January 21, 2003: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
		Miller Lite catfight blonde identified; Google pix search negative	(65)
		Spoilers for Super Bowl commercials next Sunday	(45)
		7.6 Earthquake hits Mexico City	(87)
		DC protestors made up mostly of questionable members of the social fringe	(lots)
		Bobby Brown rushed to hospital from jail. Withdrawal symptoms suspected	(48)
		Court orders Verizon to reveal id of Kazaa user	(240)
(KMED.com)		Mysterious black hole in frozen lake is eating snowmobiles	(84)
		Hispanics now outnumber African-Americans. Left-handed lesbian Eskimo midget albinos lag way behind	(307)
(Cinema Confidential)		Britney Spears to star in Die Hard 4?	(55)
(LimpBizkit)		I'm banging Britney, get over it - Fred Durst	(335)
		Your parents really do give you headaches: gene linked to migranes	(23)
(Some Guy)		Introducing The "Sockman Calculator" Find out how many socks you have worn in your lifetime	(78)
		Man's drivers license has been suspended 296 times	(46)
		Think your state's transporation department is slow with repairs? Scottish medieval streets opened after 400 years	(26)
		Photoshop tennis player's attempt at breakdancing	(150)
(Fox Sports)		Super Bowl weekend the slowest of the year for weddings	(63)
		Cloned cats have different fur patterns and behave differently	(130)
		Old guy files age-discrimination suit against American Idol. This link brought to you by Depends	(83)
		Hollywood sues companies offering ways to cut the boobies, violence and cuss words out of its movies	(180)
(Some Guy)		Computer, music groups agree on downloading plan	(81)
		Low-priced PCs may not be such a good deal	(238)
		Woman gets stuck in handcuffs in erotic lingerie shop. Entire fire department comes to the rescue	(117)
(Washington Times)		Shell out $10 for a movie ticket, another $8 for sodas and snacks, then be forced to watch commercials before the movie. Advertisers love it, and will be doing more of it	(269)
		Britain considers banning extra-large candy bars. Personal responsibility surrenders	(88)
		Hospital director has been high at work for years	(53)
		American Democrats try to manipulate Russia with WTO membership	(64)
(Some Guy)		Roller coasters, theme parks extraordinarily safe according to two comprehensive scientific studies	(64)
		NYC in budget crisis. Mets and Yankees choose this time to demand new stadiums	(46)
		An energy weapon powerful enough to fry computer equipment could be tried out by the Pentagon in a war against Iraq	(142)
		Hotel security camera catches Santa toying with a nun's presents	(62)
		Scorpions can set venom to stun or kill. Red shirted security officers beware.	(64)
(Some Patty)		The magic of Guinness cans explained	(159)
		Humans evolved from aardvark-like creatures.	(371)
(Some Guy)		Trolling strategies exposed	(270)
		Who can destroy the innocence of a game like Ice Climber on the NES? A rom hacker, that's who	(69)
		Photoshop this UCLA Basketball player. Duke sucks	(153)
		Two Canadian cops almost risk lives to save practice dummy	(51)
(Some Smirnoff Lover)		Big rig spills 79,000 lbs of vodka bottles, snarls traffic	(55)
		Nude pics of Britney Spears	(123)
		Photoshop this troublesome mascot	(35)
		Man hacks into police computer and changes DUI record to winking smiley face ;)	(87)
(brunei-online.com)		Couple robbed in their home by a group of thieves wearing only underwear	(27)
		'Dateline' to spend entire hour on Michael Jackson's face. Hopefully will lead to show spending entire hour on J-Lo's butt	(66)
(via Boing Boing)		Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom available for free download	(30)
(SeattlePI)		Woman buys fake owl. Everybody thinks it's an injured owl in her front yard. Hilarity ensues (link fixed)	(74)
		Mascot taunts opposing team's bench. Coach rips out mascot's tongue, tosses it into crowd	(56)
		Idiot tourists trying to book trips to Middle Earth	(81)
		Company claims candy makes boobies bigger	(52)
(FYI London)		Pete Rose to get into the Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame. Never wagered on Expos games	(55)
		2700 year old statue discovered after being used for a bike rack for a century	(46)
(Some Guy)		Theme: Rejected cigarette ads	(153)
(abc.net.au)		Darth Vader to become honorary director of English third division soccer club alongside chairman Uri Geller	(33)
		Store owner foils robber by dropping a six-pack on thief's foot	(26)
		Children upset after EU bans tall swings	(181)
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(Daily Northwestern)		Female college journalist jealous of neighbors' sex	(166)
		Robin Hood was Bigfoot	(56)
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(The Wall Street Journal)		Judge declares X-Men to be "nonhuman creatures."	(138)
		Bush spending and tax cuts to bankrupt Social Security by 2017	(408)
		Scientists spend decades designing the perfect snowman	(55)
		Man wins Formula 1 racing car, spare tire won't allow him to fit in it	(69)
		The burning question of our time finally answered: How can Grape-Nuts cereal contain no grapes or nuts?	(119)
(FotoStrip)		High-quality, artistic boobies. (not safe for work)	(82)
		Penultimate Civil War widow dies at age 93, still living in the same log cabin she lived in with her husband, who died in 1937 at the age of 91	(91)
		Photoshop North Korean leader Kim Jong il and his posse	(195)
		Michael Owen risks becoming Pete Rose of football (soccer for you yanks)	(74)
		X-E's tribute to Post's Crispy Critters cereal, endorsed by the alien version of Jimmy Durante	(35)
		Panty thief strikes again	(63)
(New Orleans Channel)		High school dropouts to get "undiplomas" to keep them in school	(92)
		Legendary caricaturist Hirschfeld dead. Details sketchy	(51)
(iFilm)		Triumph the Insult Comic Dog poops on Bon Jovi	(64)
		10 ways to tell if your co-worker is an extraterrestrial	(89)
(Sify News)		Researcher finds psychology of luck	(45)
(Some Guy)		Sherilynn Fenn gallery (safe for work)	(106)
		UK sends 31,000 troops to the Gulf (one quarter of the British army)	(213)
(Some Guy)		Inside the most lethal helicopter ever created	(169)
		Airport shut down due to rogue cows	(39)
		Raiders fans riot. Nobody surprised	(163)
		Rampant cordless keyboard strikes again	(56)
		Study says women today are too busy to have sex	(321)
(The Star)		All-girls hockey team wins trophy in boy's league	(78)
		Will hard core pornography drive cell phone internet development?	(86)
(AL.com)		Old codger still makes stuff run on steam	(27)
(Some Guy)		Could you survive lost in the wilderness?	(81)
		Come help us raise some hell for Drew's Birthday!	(65)
		New virus convinces you to damage your computer on your own	(46)
		First peer review of gravity speed experiment suggests that they are asshats	(57)
		Man pretends to be terminally ill teenager to get sympathetic young girls to send him nude photos	(333)
		Topless paraglider makes breast landing at flying festival. With not safe for work picture	(78)
(Farked Company)		Photoshop theme: Businesses doomed to fail	(167)
(Denver Post)		Shirtless woman joyrides in police car	(47)
(Some Guy)		So you want to be a canadian...	(lots)
(Some Geeks)		How best to arm yourself in Middle Earth if you could carry only one person's worth of modern weaponry	(232)
		New Strong Bad email	(271)
		Why Don't Computer Programmers Unionize?	(lots)
		Superbowl could be ruined by killer tree attacks	(60)
(Some Guy)		This week's Savage Love	(141)
(Right Wing News)		"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie" and the other best quotes from Westerns for all you American cowboy gangster capitalists	(126)
		What better way to display your opposition to war than by wearing your bra on the outside?	(105)
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(Some Guy)		93 professionally developed and validated psychological tests, 109 Just-for-Fun tests, 227 mind games and quizzes	(122)
		Model Jordan scares beach goers by going topless (not safe for work)	(184)
		New action figures smell like poop	(117)

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