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Sun August 11, 2002: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
		California's Bill Simon asks for extension on filing 2001 taxes because two years isn't enough	(16)
		Cubs fan flashing her, um, baseballs. Not safe for work	(96)
		Sex makes women athletes run faster	(56)
(Tilveran)		Cultural exchange: Check out an Icelandic Fark-like site.	(77)
(askmen.com)		AskMen's top ten list of TV game shows	(69)
		Eddie the cook keeps cops in line, cops actually like it.	(26)
(IOL)		101 garden gnomes found arranged in French forest. Drew's gnome surrenders.	(62)
(zfilter)		Tales from the manual labour side of the restaurant workforce	(176)
(Page 3)		Page 3's top 10 postcards of the week (not safe for work)	(32)
		Photoshop these suspender-wearing male models	(85)
(Some f_f)		Celebrity weener weekend continues... Josh Harnett. sfw.	(28)
		People with low self esteem believe sadness is part of life and you shouldn't get rid of it.	(89)
(Theoretical.com)		A treasure trove of odd images just begging to be worked into the next Photoshop contest	(38)
(Gamespy.com)		Domo-kun at GenCon. All praise.	(26)
(hometownannapolis.com)		Artistic piece of bear trap with human bone in it raises outcry of racism. Evidently, some race of humans is boneless.	(132)
(Some Guy&Some Girl)		What does FARK sound like? Find out with the URL music generator.	(64)
		A parody of the Starburst commecial where a girl at a party unwraps a piece of candy with her tongue	(47)
(Some Guy)		Christopher Walken's TNT Shrimp Appetizer	(30)
(deseretnews.com)		'Secondary virginity' in vogue. Couples abstain from sex for a selected time before wedding vow	(76)
		Oxymoron or marketing genius? High-end discount store Target hits the bullseye	(72)
		In Al Qaeda and want to learn how to make lightbulb bombs? Just do a Google search	(34)
		Domino's begins charging $1 fee for delivery	(99)
		They're trying to take over our minds! Subliminal advertising DURING the show	(60)
		Some advice for the obese man suing McDonald's: How to eat (kinda) healthy fast food	(26)
		Online virtual-world games taking over the real world	(41)
(Some Guy)		Michael Jackson's face through the years	(57)
		Jason Priestley slams into wall during race-car crash. In other news, people anxiously awaiting Tori Spelling's and Shannen Doherty's demise as part of "It happens in 3's" Law.	(123)
(ImOvaHereNow.com)		You got bowling in my pong. Pongling - a new addictive game	(22)
(Some Guy)		Design your own album cover	(90)
(Some fan)		Another farkette's favorite. Colin Farrell. Hooray for Weeners. (SFW)	(33)
		Pitcher walks Barry Bonds to avoid a home run, next batter hits a Grand Slam	(31)
(greensburgmag)		For over 100 years, Greensburg IN has had a tree growing on top of the courthouse tower.	(29)
(Law.com)		Court rules Alcatel owns employee's thoughts	(55)
(Subigo)		Discover a ten million digit prime number and win $100,000	(41)
		Saudi Prince warns of dangers of Christian Fundamentalism	(119)
(stoplaughingatme.com)		Techno Versus Mix Generator	(21)
(Some Guy)		Rebecca Gayheart Gallery	(60)
(Some Arab)		Let's go CAMEL-RACING.	(62)
(20 mules)		Daimler Chrysler making a car that runs on Borax,	(44)
		By the power of Greyskull.	(70)
(AskMen.com)		What to do when you buy two hookers at the same time.	(73)
		Workmen paint around a cone they were too lazy to move (pics)	(48)
		Homeless crime up as homeless seek (prison) roof over their heads	(34)
		Where are America's tornadoes? Britain, of all places	(28)
		Attention Parents: Kids who watch too much TV, video game violence become paranoid, aggresive, and just plain assbags	(57)
(Seattle PI)		Ship hits whale at sea. Pulls into port with dead 40ft whale stuck to the bow. (with pic)	(49)
(Some Guy)		Cool Hangman game for Mensa types	(206)
(Some Guy)		Photoshop this pepper spray demonstration	(108)
(Some Coppertone Guy)		New tanning pill cures zits, burns fat, causes unplanned erections in human males. Makes female mice horny, human female volunteers wanted.	(70)
(Some Guy)		A history of Clear Channel	(112)

Sat August 10, 2002: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
(Some Happy Farkette)		Something for every Farkette	(116)
(Some fan)		By request: Hugh Jackman (4 pages of pics..SWF)	(28)
(Some Guy)		McDonalds Workers' Resistance	(194)
(Some Guy)		Heroic family dog drags problem child back into burning building	(99)
(San Diego Union)		California Youth Jihad - The holy warrior once liked to Boogie-board	(41)
(XP-erience.org)		How to make your own XP theme.	(60)
		Catholic colleges struggle to find proper policies toward sexually active students	(76)
		Yoshi's mods code name Project Endoworth: Putting a PDA docking craddle inside you PC.	(37)
(Philly Inquirer)		2003 New Model Car Review	(27)
(Some Dude)		The world's worst super heroes extravaganza	(61)
		Electric shocks may help the morbidly obese lose their appetite	(44)
(Some Guy)		How to make your own movies using Quake	(17)
(Count Chocula)		1961 Horror Monsters Non-Sport Trading Cards: The Largest Set Of Monster Trading Cards Of The 60s	(9)
(Some Guy)		Committee for Quality Weeners presents: Jude Law. (SFW)	(37)
		Top 25 SportsCenter Commercials.	(30)
(Some Guy)		Squirrel Hazing - the untold story	(25)
(Some Guy)		Your tax dollars at work - Defense research projects	(30)
		Movie reviewer has many "XXX" puns, none of them good. But neither is the movie, he says.	(96)
(Some Random)		Brooke Burke, MMM MMM Good	(71)
		Incredibly sharp new photographs of the Moon (amazing pics)	(70)
(Slashdot)		MS tells Dell they can no longer sell computers without an operating system. But they're still not a monopoly, really.	(141)
(Modesto Bee)		Experts say the rising number of cases of self-immolation in Afghanistan indicates a "cry for help."	(25)
(Some Guy)		Watch drug deals happen on cam. Long live the Dutch.	(36)
(Some Guy)		Oy veh... Nice misguided Jewish lawyer pisses away life on a stripper.	(43)
(thekcrachannel.com)		Manly man confronts snake on hiking trail	(29)
(centralmaine.com)		Pro-pot group told they cannot exercise their right to assemble. Constitution surrenders.	(139)
(Some Guy)		Vin Diesel. SFW	(67)
		Monks rumble on roof of the Holy Sepulchre.	(28)
		Photoshop this extreme wheelbarrower	(100)
(Some Guy)		When rolling stones go bad	(43)
(Some Guy)		Collection of crazy Japanese commercials starring some of your favorite actors.	(37)
(Some Guy)		Were nursery rhymes written by space aliens?	(19)
(Some Guy)		Man plays banjo at 4 am - is murdered by roommates. Sounds like justifiable homicide. Oh-the-dooh-dah-day.	(59)
(Modesto Bee)		Ross Perot's attempt to portray himself as a "little, friendly Elf" fails to shield his company from California lawsuits.	(27)
		Teacher convicted of burning student's newspaper	(30)
(Some Guy)		The date-my-sister project: Wherein guy performs much trickery upon his younger sister	(45)
(Some Guy)		MTV has the worst shows on television	(119)
		The scoop on newfangled cat litter.	(23)
(abcdf)		E. lists the best concert movies ever made	(31)
		Man brings giant buttocks statue to court.	(14)
		Barry Bonds enters the 600 Club.	(57)
		Battlebots being taught in school	(13)
(Some Guy)		Teapot man gets a ladle	(22)
		Pentagon considers bombing Mecca and Medina if Arabs don't foresake terrorism	(135)
(Some Girl)		Classic Weeners. James Dean. (SFW)	(13)
		sao paulo running out of blood. the solution? vampire day.	(13)
(Car and Driver)		Cadillac to unveil 16 cylinder, 700+ horsepower ultra-luxury car.	(67)
		Brazil jogger decapitated in aircraft hit-and-run.	(35)
(Moscow Times)		Russian mint plans to sell gold coins with $300 face value for $13,000 apiece.	(19)
		Houston man plans to tear down 200-year-old landmark mansion in Kentucky because it's not his idea of "good taste."	(47)
		Amazon river Pacu found in Mississippi River	(29)
(Some Guy)		Natural beauty week continues at FARK with Niki Taylor	(49)
		Drug dealer thinks any reasonable person would kill a person who paid with counterfeit money.	(41)
		No health benefits to drinking 8 glasses of water per day, just makes you pee a lot.	(103)
(Mr Mephisto)		Now geeks who don't have a life can play having a life with other geeks who don't have a life...	(63)
		Chess Grandmaster Gary Kasparov to play super computer again. Kasparov readies excuses.	(45)
(San Antonio Express News)		U.S. wants to give itself jurisdiction to police world's seas.	(139)
		romanian witches threaten NATO	(46)
		Teen mails death threat to Bush. Teen goes to jail.	(106)
(Some Guy)		Bob Chase, 81, master hammer thrower	(28)

Fri August 09, 2002: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
		Parents threaten to sue swimming league because their son, Stumpy, couldn't use a prosthetic fin. League disbands and they ruin it for everyone.	(151)
		Citizen Kane voted best movie ever	(216)
		Hillary demands vist with Bush at Texas ranch, will do anything to get it	(62)
(Some Guy)		Airport tips for travelers	(44)
		Government loosening restrictions on stem cell research.	(35)
(Some Felt-Covered Guy)		Killer Muppet Show site	(40)
		Yes it's August again, get outside tonight and watch the Perseid meteor shower.	(28)
(Some Farkette)		Photos from the NYC Fark Meetup	(34)
		SUV fuel mileage to improve 25% by 2005. Everyone cheers	(126)
(Mr. Deadman)		Okay, dad... a little too much rogaine.	(139)
		What would have happened to the development of science if Earth had been permanently covered by clouds?	(26)
		August: The heroic and tragic month for the Russian Navy. A tragedy happened on board the Russian K-122 submarine 22 years ago	(27)
(Miami.com)		Coming soon to ESPN: extreme aerobics.	(40)
(Dead Channels)		All TVs with digital tuners by June of 2007	(69)
(Some Guy Urinating in Public)		The top five most eligible wino's....Turn Ons: Red Lights; Turn Offs: Hail	(37)
(Some Guy)		Even Wil isn't immune to overzealous fans.	(101)
(Some Guy)		Linux Kernel Booted on Xbox	(120)
		Archaeologists discover 4,000 year old bakery. Bread just a little stale.	(36)
(Dub This! Boards)		Romeo + Juliet: In l33t. OMFG	(76)
(R. Brown)		Millenium Falcon: Ship of Riddles	(88)
		Drink up, boys. A gallery of the world's coolest beer bottles	(62)
		Everything you need to know about the Black Plague	(49)
(Calif. Taxpayer's Assn)		California wants to tax CRT tubes $30. Time to buy that flat panel display	(101)
(Some Guy)		Quantum beer theory	(26)
(Nasa.gov)		Need a new job? NASA is currently seeking astronauts.	(55)
(MLive.com)		Three arrested in theft of 3000 golf balls from driving range	(35)
(The Nation)		How the drug industry drives up demand and prices.	(57)
(Some Guy)		2002 MTV Video Music Award Nominations	(237)
		Newest extreme sport: Wheelbarrowing	(58)
(Space.com)		Mars robot test to be webcast. Check it out, if you can pull yourself away from the boobies for 10 minutes.	(27)
		New York looking to become no smoking section	(100)
		Photoshop Bush in mid-air	(164)
(Some Sub)		Beverage Digest: The inside scoop on the Cola Wars	(41)
(wnbc.com)		Florida Union Accused of Using Voodoo	(24)
(Cinecon)		Jenna Elfman (TV's Dharma) ready to help Brendan Fraser make crappy Looney Tunes Movie.	(71)
		Massive recall of PT Crusiers, Chrysler admits that they are a POS	(158)
(Some Guy)		Post your impressions of International Fark Meetup Day here. Link goes to a Google image search for "Nerd Party"	(152)
		Bloomberg seeks smoking ban in all bars and restaurants	(151)
(tatu.us)		Teen lesbian duet Tatu's website "under attack" by Farkers	(135)
		Beer Can Boat racing, mine is 278 feet long.	(10)
(Modern Drunkard Magazine)		Brush up on your bar slang, you boozgarting shelf jumper	(17)
(Some Guy)		2 shootings in 2 weeks at Winchester, Kentucky Wal-Mart; K-mart surrenders	(29)
(Some Guy)		Photoshop a California license plate	(182)
		Violence in media creates mean-ass kids. But don't tell them; you may damage their self-esteem	(159)
(kidswithtasers.com)		The downside of the 8-bit world	(107)
(Times of India)		Indian pirates selling CD's and new movies for $1.40 each. RIAA passing bricks. Indian gov't will crack down when Vishnu says.	(91)
(projo.com)		Restaurant's menu reads: "Hire the handicapped... they're fun to watch." Hilarity ensues.	(¾)
(NVOS)		Drunk dude discovers secret behind "gnome hunting"	(78)
(Pioneer Press)		Cheerleader banned from being captain for smoking and drinking is suing because it will ruin her social life	(165)
(Some Guy)		One of Hollywood’s natural beauties - Charlize Theron (not safe for work)	(110)
(iwon.com)		Robber stabs victim feels bad administers first aid	(46)
		Online selling is closing second hand book stores	(47)
		Geek Horiscopes	(48)
		Allways On the Go? Mobile Boobies Are On the Way	(46)
		Woman who regularly wanders neighborhood takes a nap under man's truck. Woman won't be wandering neighborhood anymore	(38)
(icLiverpool)		Car thieves arrested when they dump stolen car in police station carpark	(15)
(Honolulu StarBulletin)		HI Governor canidate to go to court to pick up an ounce of pot	(56)
		Women like french-kissing total strangers, study says	(93)
		Moms are deadbeat dads too	(54)
(Some Guy)		15 year old Russian lesbians set to take over the world of Pop Music. Britney surrenders.	(263)
(Some Guy)		Finally a way to get that SUV driver off the cell phone	(89)
(Some GayHobbit)		Somebody out there believes theres an audience for Legolas and Sam erotic Fan fiction. Tolkien Surrenders.	(90)
		Create a silly "Danger" sign	(162)
(Some Guy)		Look up your CEO's salary.	(128)

Thu August 08, 2002: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
(Webshots)		Photoshop the USS Constellation invading Sydney	(127)
		Photoshop Britney winning a surfboard at the Teen Choice Awards	(136)
(Some Familiar Guy)		Scientists have theories of what causes déjà vu. Agents changing something in the matrix is not one of them.	(86)
(Some hoser)		FARK meet-up world domination parties tonight. (link goes to a real party)	(138)
		Snip snip OUCH .... Doctor accidentially cuts off man's penis	(165)
		Pretend you are Nostradamus by predicting what headlines will be on Fark in one hundred years. Link goes to Google.	(lots)
		Crow shocks scientists by making her own tools	(145)
		Steven Seagal snaps at reporter for questioning his mob connections	(59)
(Some Guy)		Quality education in the United Kingdom (SFW)	(75)
		Put a tattoo on my Butt instead	(73)
		Anna Nicole Smith is illiterate. Her fail english? Thats Unpossible.	(120)
		Rangers' Rocker apologizes for anti-gay remarks	(210)
		Microsoft lied about how secure its Passport service really is	(69)
(NY Daily News)		Rabbi friend of Michael Jackson writes marital advice book	(38)
(MaineToday.com)		Shark Sightings Actually Attract Tourists to Maine	(45)
		Bid to put a tattoo on someone's shaved head	(80)
		Beware of Al Qaeda's killer light bulbs	(124)
(Japander.com)		Collection of Japanese commercials by celebrities. Check out the Arnold Schwarzenegger collection.	(41)
		Photoshop this face stretching freak	(112)
		Photoshop These Elvis Impersonaters	(71)
		Meet the Ohio mom who sent her 11 year old son to buy crack.	(148)
(Some Guy)		Garden gnomes being liberated in France...Amelie unavailable for comment	(33)
(Wacky Times)		Fun game: get the snake to eat the mice.	(39)
(Some Guy)		Nise Scout Gallery	(107)
		Money talks, doctor walks: surgeon leaves patient on table to go cash paycheck.	(64)
		10 people fall into aquarium full of sharks... and immediately soil themselves.	(75)
(World Net Daily)		Rush Limbaugh proposes attacking Iraq and Saudi Arabia on September 11th	(646)
		Notre Dame to ban tailgating at football games	(73)
(washingtontimes)		NRA board member accidently shoots glass door during reception	(52)
		Bigfoot Named in Murder Defense	(47)
		New way to lose weight: Shock treatments	(40)
		People starting to think that NSYNC singer Lance Bass' plans to go to space are just a publicity stunt.	(51)
(IOL)		German culture minister thinks Britney should replace Beethoven and Bach in school music lessons	(99)
		Jeremy Irons gets bored at airport, decides to clean up	(93)
(ScientificAmerican)		Snakes fly in rainforest. Trouser-snakes surrender.	(39)
		$200m bank bill nightmare	(18)
(wnbc.com)		Texas Tourists Showered With Urine. Disney Sees New Theme Park Gimmick. Hey Pluto...	(27)
(Dayton Daily News)		New SUV has pop-up .50 caliber machine gun turret	(72)
		Airport security forces woman to drink own breast milk. Lawyers everywhere licking their chops.	(96)
(Some Dildonian)		In Canada, You Enter Dildo	(77)
(Roll Call)		Traficant prevented from running from prison b/c his new home is outside his district	(23)
		Did that beach-stand guy have a Polish accent or was it just me?	(36)
		Crappy singer will get to sing his cynically marketed song after all -- on Fox "News" Channel	(95)
		Take that, W! Liberals try to take back ballot initiatives from conservatives	(89)
		Author calls today's writers bloated, self-indulgent and overrated	(168)
		Photoshop this president mexican-kissing his pope	(100)
(arcataeye.com)		Arcata Police Log Update: Brain Medicine, authorized and otherwise	(38)
		Golf Survey: 18% of low-handicappers have sex during round while only 8% of duffers get lucky	(58)
		Media should not focus on Cheney's hecklers	(108)
		Drug lords were loaded even in biblical times	(45)
		Alamo rental service to fight speeding tickets for you.	(32)
(Central Maine)		Collection Agency sends threatening letter demanding payment of $0.00..	(69)
		National TV IQ test deemed "dangerous" as " a low mark could have crushed some people's self-esteem"	(162)
		Lowtax email pranks white supremacists	(105)
		People dumped into shark tank after platform collapses	(52)
(FunReports)		115 people arrested at Atlanta sex party. Send bail money for 112 Farkers to Drew	(108)
(Some Guy)		Knit it yourself. Don't bribe your Grandma. Cool Patterns Hot Styles	(42)
(the_marq)		Farker 'the_marq' playing bocci with friends	(113)
		Inconsistent speed of light may debunk Einstein	(162)
		Stardust spacecraft is collecting comet dust and bringing it back to Earth	(57)
		Houston offensive lineman Ryan Young's groin injury requires surgery. ow ow ow ow ow Muscle tore away bone fragment. ow ow ow ow	(60)

Wed August 07, 2002: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
		MLB Players agree to steroid testing....who breaks it to the Yankees?	(120)
		Ugly-ass, rare, stinky, weener-lookin' flower getting ready to bloom	(58)
		New extreme sport still has some wrinkles	(51)
(Kansas City Star)		Creationists win in Kansas primaries. Here we go again	(205)
		Man fires .22 into water several times and then points gun at face, forgetting there is one round left	(101)
		Caption Pamela Anderson with Mark McGrath holding his balls	(114)
		Diamond necklace that was swallowed and shat out to be sold on eBay.	(63)
		Doping: Eating pork creates illegal levels of Nandrolone	(64)
		Stock analyst makes $100K contribution to Democrats when he receives subpoena	(66)
		Doctor asks for scalpal, gets funny looks, complains that nurses can't speak english, gets called a racist and fired.	(193)
(TMC)		Lost autographed green bay packer rubber chicken, valued at "thousands", returned to owner.	(62)
		Starbucks to stop advertising its "Short" coffee cup due to lack of room on menu	(148)
		China warns Taiwan for 1,009,472th time not to declare independence	(155)
		Detective says of suicide jumper 'I think we can assume he picked this building because it is tall'	(43)
		NRA Board Member unwittingly takes out glass door with loaded handgun in crowded room, but "Nobody was in any danger"	(161)
		Law banning redneck landscaping passes first hurdle	(88)
(Albany Times Union)		Final score: Stolen cars 1- - - Good Deeds Going Unpunished 0	(41)
(Philly.com)		Woman who got court permission to abort had a miscarriage anyway	(152)
(PennLive)		Officials want large roadside shrine to car crash victims removed to prevent another deadly accident by those who slow down to look at it	(46)
(Stuff Magazine)		America's Funniest co-host Daisy Fuentes (MSFW)	(118)
(Some Guy)		Video of Orca breaching to crush a Kayaker	(38)
(Sun-Sentinel)		New law requires women who place children up for adoption to publish their past sexual histories in the newspaper. In other news, Johnie Cochran's pager explodes	(lots)
		Cab driver tries to takes out Oasis, but they only end up with minor injuries. Give him an A for effort.	(165)
		Tyco's former CEO spent more then $135,000,000 on luxury items, including a $6,000 shower curtain.	(116)
(Atlanta Journal)		School says PB&J's must now be only J's	(355)
		Prostitute sues Finland over lost income. Wow, outside America, they have legitimate lawsuits	(34)
(Daily Herald)		Prison inmate escapes in his boxer shorts. Freedom is brief	(41)
(local6.com)		Lightning strikes redneck -- for fourth time	(69)
		Hendrix named greatest guitarist	(556)
(canada.com)		Studies show women really can't read maps.	(107)
		13 year-old kid holds up news stand, demands porn.	(54)
Tallahassee		FSU adopts "Let's Roll." slogan as its team motto. PC police complain.	(166)
(Times Dispatch)		YWCA has meal for homeless to teach them etiquette for when they dine out	(68)
		Who knew that eating nothing but meat & water could be bad for you?	(156)
(AndGor)		Personal action figures	(60)
(stuff.co.nz)		Drunken teacher crawls into wrong bed in wrong hotel, begins caressing total female stranger; shows up in court with two very black eyes	(86)
(holecity)		Corey Dillon's jockstrap on eBay for $80. Who buys this crap?	(46)
(San Antonio)		Video of San Antonio tourists being hosed down after being doused with human waste	(47)
		Taiwan cancels wargames, China heaves a resounding, "Awwwww, MAN."	(40)
(news-press.com)		Man who put needles in burgers won't be prosecuted if he admits it	(28)
(NBC 4)		Man who put curse on city sewer system in 1970 will remove curse if City apologizes	(27)
		photoshop Taiwan's president as he makes threats against rival China with a giant hammer balloon	(138)
(San Antonio)		San Antonio tourists are stripped naked and hosed down after being doused with an unknown substance from a riverwalk bridge (possibly portable toilet waste)	(47)
(TheStar)		Erotically driving couple fess up the details	(42)
		Spirit Airlines giving away free flights on September 11th	(35)
		Farking golf shirts on sale this week (safe for work)	(36)
(BaseballFan)		Photoshop this idiot getting dragged off of the infield by security at Yankee Stadium.	(58)
(via Orbusmax.com)		Is Urban Sprawl really a problem in the U.S.? Only 5% of the U.S. developed - if you include Alaska, it drops to 3%	(189)
(Someone)		Mardi Gras and amateur men (not safe for work)	(54)
		Hollywood starts a revolution of older women dating younger men.	(74)
(Some Guy)		Slang search. Helping adults understand what the hell the youth of America are saying...	(63)
(creationism.org)		Creationist book "Proofs of Evolution Examined". If you find a mistake, let him know.	(482)
(Page 3)		A blonde model named Anna that isn't frightening to look at (not safe for work)	(75)
		Hollywood is out of ideas: and the numbers prove it	(51)
(Some Guy)		12 year old girl nearly gets hat trick in soccer game, but gets assaulted by coach from opposing team.	(92)
		Archives of removed or otherwise controversial news stories	(70)
(Orlando Sentinel)		Photoshop the latest Florida ballot that's in dispute	(94)
		Bud Selig used Arthur Anderson accountant to manipulate value of New York Mets	(35)
		Woman who had debit card stolen sees bank balance increase after thief uses card to bet and wins at racetrack	(77)

Tue August 06, 2002: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
(IOL)		Woman sets up begging website to pay off her credit card bill and it works	(201)
		Body parts! Freshly harvested! Get your diseased body parts! One Farker works here too…	(38)
(Toronto G&M)		Canada may lose magnetic north pole to Russia	(84)
(Times of India)		Flying octopus creature attacking people in India. Monkey-man not involved.	(56)
(MichelleBranch.com)		Photoshop Michelle Branch back when she was 3	(117)
		Philadelphia Eagles publish team's cheerleaders in lingerie calendar - Team PR director: "We looked to push the envelope, we wanted to steam it open."	(43)
		In an attempt to make beer a more "feminine" drink, British women pay homage Ninkasi, the Sumerian Goddess of Beer.	(43)
		Umbilical augmentation surgery on the rise	(57)
		The "Anna Nicole Show" reviews are in: "vomitorium" "monstervision" "pathetic"	(144)
		Unser, Jr. out of rehab. Ready to return to beer-filled world of racing.	(52)
(NewsOK)		Bill Gates makes big investment in Six Flags. Expect roller coasters to start crashing in near future.	(54)
		Anna Nicole gets highest ratings in E. history	(151)
		The summer of the bomb	(90)
(Some Guy)		Garlic flavoured ice cream launched in Romania - Dracula unavailable for comment	(52)
		Europe begins construction of Mars lander. At least we know they will use the metric system.	(80)
(NBC 5)		Owner of 250 lb 20 ft python thinks it is dead. Throws it away. Smell of city dumps wakes it up.	(36)
(Some Guy)		Go fishing with a hooker in Panama - Not safe for work	(85)
(NewsNet5.com)		Browns ban beer bottles	(72)
		John McEnroe will play Boris Becker at US Open	(30)
		Jeb Bush criticizes pro-Jeb Bush PAC after group sends fund raising letters questioning Janet Reno's sex life. Group disbands in protest.	(70)
		Next head of the church of england becomes a druid.	(78)
		Diet Vanilla Coke. Coming this fall.	(lots)
(charlotte.com)		Following Jesse Ventura's stellar run in Minnesota, Ric Flair may quit WWE to run for governor of NC.	(111)
		Broker claims Martha Stewart sold ImClone stock using insider information. Also says she uses low-grade paper on doilies.	(54)
(Some Guy)		Woman kills husband and flees to Florida. Gets caught right after facelift (with pic)	(110)
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		Trafficant has been moved into his new home: federal prison.	(63)
(Some Guy)		Fark squirrel stars in The Squirrel Nuts Song	(55)
		Anyone see a naked woman running through their yard this morning?	(272)
(local6.com)		Cigarette sales cut in half by harsh N.Y. tax	(170)
(upi.com)		Ah, the lovely dog days of August: Perfect time to throw a war	(64)
(postgazette.com)		Ozzy prevents potential 10th trapped miner.	(57)
(Some Guy)		Photoshop this kid	(106)
		Military briefing depicts Saudis as enemies of the US	(267)
		Michael Rutzen: biggest balls on planet or dumbass?	(94)
		Who needs a goat? UK town elects monkey mayor.	(36)
		Some ATMs weren't working on 9/11; $15 million stolen	(83)
(BenMaller.com)		Five ex-Dolphins now on the Patriots pose for a picture with their Super Bowl Rings affixed to their extended middle fingers and send it to Dolphins LB Zack Thomas	(119)
(IOL)		Police looking for man who 'forcibly' stole semen from job-seeker	(84)
(thestar.com)		Police in Southern Ontario pull over couple engaged in erotic driving	(84)
		Photoshop a poster for the next summer blockbuster. This link goes to an ad for a cinematic masterpiece	(205)
(local6.com)		Homeless people to be jailed in Orlando if caught sitting or lying on downtown sidewalks	(129)
		197 foot tall monument of naked man now wearing 21 foot condom	(79)
(Sporting News)		Redskins allow kids to continue selling drinks and cookies, this time inside stadium	(28)
		As end to $14B "Big Dig" nears, planners just now start to think about 'what if there was a fire.'	(74)
		If you signed up for Fark Meetup Day on Thursday you need to do the one-click RSVP to make it count. If you haven't signed up yet, there's still time!	(66)
		Two heads are better than one	(35)
(local6.com)		Billboard of Jesus holding bottle of Budweiser beer defaced	(113)
(PhiilyBurbs)		Drugs make you have sex in the trunk of a Neon	(54)
(wkktfm.com)		Apparently voting wasn't enabled yesterday. Help Badger's daughter win cute kid contest. Gallery 4 #26	(95)
		Photoshop this guy reading a newspaper	(95)
(Honolulu StarBulletin)		Fark Cool job of the week: Chocolate Taster	(35)
		Good samaritan stops to help at an accident. His car is stolen by one of the victims.	(75)
(Some Guy)		"Tricked out" Del Sol for the millenium	(156)
		Parrot forced to get on the wagon	(21)
		Life on Mars Confirmed	(77)
(Spaceflightnow.com)		NASA developed alloy promises to improve car mileage, emmisions	(26)
		Crazy geek overclocks his house's electrical system, hilarity ensues.	(29)
		Will it ever end? More gnomes stolen.	(31)
(Some Radio Station)		Rock 105.3 (San Diego) Wet on the Net pictures (not safe for work)	(44)
(Rice.edu)		Rice U scientists to build a supercomputer that can predict the future.	(70)
		Photoshop this crazy kiteboarder.	(42)
		Humanitarian John Rocker makes anti-gay remarks to fellow bar patrons	(111)
(Some Background Investigator)		Catholic school requires background investigation on parents (nevermind teachers or priests)	(44)
(Spaceflightnow.com)		Space Station crew completes experiment: improved drug delivery method	(46)
(Orange Today)		Dog released after serving year and a half jail sentence for biting man	(26)
(Some Guy)		Exactly how much money is "all the money in the world"?	(79)
		Fans from around the globe converge in Austria to celebrate lederhosen	(15)
		Parents running a 'preteen model' site finally get in trouble	(177)
		UFO blamed for air show crash	(71)
(Some Evil Corporation)		More sauce than you can sling your nuggets at.	(43)
(Kuro5hin)		A detailed position paper for the Shutthefarkupocrat party, the official political party of Fark.	(64)
		Been bitten by a crocodile lately? Yes? Then you get a free case of beer.	(28)
		Gun locks given away for free across MN	(46)
(NBC 4 L.A.)		The voice of the Los Angeles Lakers falls silent: Announcer Chick Hearn dies after fall at home.	(79)

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(local6.com)		Prison teaches yoga to inmates	(57)
(Some Physicist)		The Seven Warning Signs of Voodoo Science	(114)
		Pop songs becoming funeral favorites	(423)
(9 News)		Police dog jumps at suspect pointing gun at him and his partner. Takes a bullet in the paw and saves his partner.	(72)
		Dave Parker 1, Cougars 0	(37)
(Some Guy)		Pics from 103GBF 2003 thong calendar contest (not safe for work)	(94)
(Some Guy)		Dudes from 103GBF wet boxer contest	(43)
		Selig says first place Twins shining season is 'aberration'	(162)
(charlotte.com)		Midwestern town of 111 people claims to be 'Lobster capital of Nebraska'	(136)
(cato.org)		When you add up the numbers, President Bush is less conservative than President Clinton.	(lots)
(Orange Today)		More men are shunning sex in favour of a cup of cocoa and an early night	(119)
		Vodafone encouraged streakers by mistake	(64)
		17-year-old sentenced to six months in prison and 250 lashes for having sex with camel	(147)
		Australian suicide bags will be shipped with the warning: 'Do not put this bag over your head. It could kill you'	(83)
		Pakastanis worry anti-terror measures will prevent them from surfing web for porn.	(39)
		Marilyn Monroe died 40 years ago today. Assorted documents	(51)
		Top cops rescue sex doll from lake	(65)
		Woman arrested for assault gets bail, goes out and hits husband	(47)
		Mini-me to lead world's largest chicken dance at Ohio's Oktoberfest Zinzinnati	(47)
(Palm Beach Post)		Woman lights cigarette while soaking hand in nail polish remover	(80)
		LAX Security confiscates 2 inch GI Joe toy gun from a 7 year old boy.	(160)
		Lajitas takes wounding of its mayor -- a beer-drinking goat -- seriously	(49)
(Homestar Runner)		New Strong Bad Email	(99)
		Meet Inna Zobova, Wonderbra's new boobie model (safe for work)	(69)
		77 days since Cheney's answered any press questions	(100)
		George Michael not doing much better in UK than US	(27)
		US far right upset most of country against an attack on Iraq	(166)
(Some Guy)		Photoshop your vision of the new anna nicole smith tv show, link to sample...	(76)
(Some Guy)		Photoshop these insane acrobats.	(55)
(QFM 96 - Columbus, OH)		Wags and Elliott's 3rd annual virtual wet t-shirt contest. not safe for work, obviously	(69)
(Some Chaps)		Homestar Runner buddy icons	(25)
(Fox.com)		Simpsons 2nd season DVD out on Tuesday. Comic book guy surrenders.	(94)
		Page3 hottie Nikkala	(42)
(wkktfm.com)		Farker Badger's kid got entered in a cute baby contest. Vote for her because her dad is butt-ugly. Third row, far left eating a necklace	(57)
(Beer Guy)		Beer and Ice cream Diet. Watch the pounds drop.	(30)
		Davey and Goliath coming back to TV	(46)
(Some Guy)		You might be addicted to IRC if...	(57)
(Somewhere)		Top 5 NFL Teams to Watch	(104)
		Happy 72nd to Neil Armstrong today	(34)
		More G.I. Joe Fun - Zartan & 'The Fridge' William Perry.	(19)
(Some Guy)		Customized Simpsons toys, including Deep Space Homer, Mr. Sparkle, and Duff Gardens	(37)
		Chick still can't find the closet door.	(225)
		Palestine 101	(144)
(Broken Newz)		Holocaust deniers change tactics, now deny World War II	(18)
		tattoo my forehead for a year.	(78)
		Brothel keeper gets 15-year jail, 5,000 lashes	(47)
		Bear wanders into family's living room	(31)
(Some chika)		hot weeners for the farkettes. mega not safe for work. you'll thank me for this.	(46)
(Some Girl)		FOTR out on DVD in 2 days. Mmmmmm Legolas.	(59)
(local6.com)		Teen gets arrested for lighting shoe in plane	(97)

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